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I Give Up! 10-18-13 Online Update.

oGeesKeeMasK

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oGeesKeeMasK

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Hello, anybody, I just got my *sigh* latest update to the game, I don't know what it was for because I still can't play online and nothing else is really wrong with my game so that had to be it. At this point I'm kind of tired knowing that some kids (probably the children of the gamemakers :sarcasm:) are playing online worry free and I keep getting bullsh*t updates that don't do squat. I now own only 2 games for my 360 and if some1 doesn't come through soon with a fix then I am really going to consider selling it and maybe the flashed original that I have. I don't know if I need to upgrade to a gold account or what, I made a topic that asked but you know these fools give you the silent treatment when they feel that the answer is obvious I guess (go figure) but all of my settings are correct to the best of my knowledge, there's nothing left to tweak but the cloud storage. I hope this wasn't supposed to be the update that came with the $500,000 payout or whatever because I'll sure miss it. MISSION FAILED R* :/ One more time :dontgetit:

 

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Lucius Aelius

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You do realize you need a Gold membership to play any Xbox 360 game online? Literally every online game requires gold, no exceptions.

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Help me guys, I can't get to the second floor of my house. No matter what I try, nothing seems to work and I'm stuck on the first floor! I don't know if I need to use the stairs or what.

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Help me guys, I can't get to the second floor of my house. No matter what I try, nothing seems to work and I'm stuck on the first floor! I don't know if I need to use the stairs or what.

rofl

 

funniest comment i read in long time

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Help me guys, I can't get to the second floor of my house. No matter what I try, nothing seems to work and I'm stuck on the first floor! I don't know if I need to use the stairs or what.

 

 

Help me guys, I can't get to the second floor of my house. No matter what I try, nothing seems to work and I'm stuck on the first floor! I don't know if I need to use the stairs or what.

rofl

 

funniest comment i read in long time

 

 

Thanks for the facebook update OP

I appreciate it

Ha ha funny man. Here's some salt to eat your words with, for the most up until I started receiving network errors during online gameplay I was playing with just a silver account, so yeah I 1der what the hell happened to gameplay that I was getting and all of the sudden I ain't no more :karmaeater: I mean why is the game updating offline if I have to be online to play? Shouldn't the update come when I am online? I guess that I was just getting lucky huh?

 

This is not R* Support.

 

You mean I really have to rely on you peasant boobs for support :sui:

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Hello, anybody, I just got my *sigh* latest update to the game, I don't know what it was for because I still can't play online and nothing else is really wrong with my game so that had to be it. At this point I'm kind of tired knowing that some kids (probably the children of the gamemakers :sarcasm:) are playing online worry free and I keep getting bullsh*t updates that don't do squat. I now own only 2 games for my 360 and if some1 doesn't come through soon with a fix then I am really going to consider selling it and maybe the flashed original that I have. I don't know if I need to upgrade to a gold account or what, I made a topic that asked but you know these fools give you the silent treatment when they feel that the answer is obvious I guess (go figure) but all of my settings are correct to the best of my knowledge, there's nothing left to tweak but the cloud storage. I hope this wasn't supposed to be the update that came with the $500,000 payout or whatever because I'll sure miss it. MISSION FAILED R* :/ One more time :dontgetit:

 

 

I don't know if I need to upgrade to a gold account or what
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Lol i think we're done here.

 

holy sh*t dude are you serious?

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Shpongled

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I'm seriously trying to help you when I say you NEED a gold membership to play it. I don't pay for my gold membership for fun, I do it for GTA Online. It's the only game I play online.

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Bakb0ne

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He was probably playing when they had that "free xbox live gold weekend", now he is confused and alone.

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Literally, i cant go buy my 5 yr old niece an xbox tomorrow and even she'd know you need a gold membership to play online hahahahaha. I'm sorry. But this is just comedy.

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Hello, anybody, I just got my *sigh* latest update to the game, I don't know what it was for because I still can't play online and nothing else is really wrong with my game so that had to be it. At this point I'm kind of tired knowing that some kids (probably the children of the gamemakers :sarcasm:) are playing online worry free and I keep getting bullsh*t updates that don't do squat. I now own only 2 games for my 360 and if some1 doesn't come through soon with a fix then I am really going to consider selling it and maybe the flashed original that I have. I don't know if I need to upgrade to a gold account or what, I made a topic that asked but you know these fools give you the silent treatment when they feel that the answer is obvious I guess (go figure) but all of my settings are correct to the best of my knowledge, there's nothing left to tweak but the cloud storage. I hope this wasn't supposed to be the update that came with the $500,000 payout or whatever because I'll sure miss it. MISSION FAILED R* :/ One more time :dontgetit:

 

 

 

 

I don't know if I need to upgrade to a gold account or what
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Lol i think we're done here.

 

holy sh*t dude are you serious?

 

Is your mom serious? Is she done fool?! It's geek so-called geniuses like you that get ahead of themselves and wind up in tight situations in need of the same help that you probably just lost. You fools'll laugh at anything, I'm glad your monkey arses aren't tech specialists, real Beavis and Butthead type fools, jeezus! Simple question, simple cause, simple solution. Why the 'h' would I sit here talking about my online doesn't work anymore if I was never there? STFU.

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So you've been trying to play an online portion of a game without Xbox Gold?

No I've been playing the online portion without XboxGold.

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So you've been trying to play an online portion of a game without Xbox Gold?

No I've been playing the online portion without XboxGold.

 

troll post confirmed

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DropUrBritches

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Dont get on everyone else for you lack of knowledge my bro.....there are alot of people giving you the solution....go pay your $50-60 a year get off silver and poof *Black magic*

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So you've been trying to play an online portion of a game without Xbox Gold?

No I've been playing the online portion without XboxGold.

 

That's impossible. I think you got "too high".

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Literally, i cant go buy my 5 yr old niece an xbox tomorrow and even she'd know you need a gold membership to play online hahahahaha. I'm sorry. But this is just comedy.

Dropkicking you in the face is comedy bro and then kiccing your 5 year old neices arse in this sh*T that's funny bro!

 

He was probably playing when they had that "free xbox live gold weekend", now he is confused and alone.

I didn't know that there was a free weekend, there was no announcement for it (at least I didn't see it) Nor was there a free 48hr gold account pass included with the pre-ordered version like there was with say like GTA IV! You moogs'll need to stop trying to be funny, I'd kill myself too if I had to deal with fools like you in situations like this.

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Why not buy gold for 1 month for 10 bucks and see for yourself?

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So you've been trying to play an online portion of a game without Xbox Gold?

No I've been playing the online portion without XboxGold.

 

troll post confirmed

 

 

OP is awesomely retarded.

 

Dont get on everyone else for you lack of knowledge my bro.....there are alot of people giving you the solution....go pay your $50-60 a year get off silver and poof *Black magic*

 

 

 

So you've been trying to play an online portion of a game without Xbox Gold?

No I've been playing the online portion without XboxGold.

 

That's impossible. I think you got "too high".

 

Hello :miranda: Yokel, have been playing online with no gold account, don't think I am one with problem! You know what? This has to be embarrassing 4 some1, if I posted some sh*t like this about you you'd prob keep quiet too. Thanks a lot for the support and the rest of you's need to get a life or quit hanging out at comedy clubs, word up! This is over. The next fool to attempt to reply to this while aware that I am no longer responding has voluntarily allowed me to WIPE MY ARSE WITH HIM or her. Reply beyond this point at your own risk. Peace.

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Help me guys, I can't get to the second floor of my house. No matter what I try, nothing seems to work and I'm stuck on the first floor! I don't know if I need to use the stairs or what.

The architect who designed your house is obviously an idiot. If you can't get on the second floor soon you should sell your house and live on the street.

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Why not buy gold for 1 month for 10 bucks and see for yourself?

Because I'm stuck trying to figure out if I need it or not, I'm not blowing cash for something I ain't usin' bro! I don't have gold because I don't need it. You can get a gold account easily with Bing points I don't have to pay sh*t :santa:

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Shpongled

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Whatever, this is why it's never worth helping somebody on the internet. Nov 2008 join reeks of trolling. But I thought I'd be nice and give you the benefit of the doubt. Nope, just another troll.

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Hi I hope someone can help me, I havent been able to control my character on screen at ALL! I wave my hands in front of the Kinect sensor but nothing happens. Maybe i should use the controller?

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Whatever, this is why it's never worth helping somebody on the internet. Nov 2008 join reeks of trolling. But I thought I'd be nice and give you the benefit of the doubt. Nope, just another troll.

Shut the f*ck up.

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