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very short open letter to ROCKSTAR


Dale Nixon
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hello rockstar and forum,

my online character has been stricken by cancer. i don't think he has long to live. could i get the 500k deposit earlier. maybe even make it a million? it's either that or my online character will have to resort to cooking meth as to provide for his family.

sincerely,
dale nixon

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QuietSundayLibrary

Dearest Dale,

 

We hope there's plenty of GTA$ in hell. We also hope there's plenty of ice water to keep cool, too.

 

Sincerest regards,

 

Rockstar Games

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theres nothing funny about cancer

It's been more than 25 years, cancer is funny just like aids.

 

 

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hello rockstar and forum,

 

my online character has been stricken by cancer. i don't think he has long to live. could i get the 500k deposit earlier. maybe even make it a million? it's either that or my online character will have to resort to cooking meth as to provide for his family.

 

sincerely,

dale nixon

i'm not trying to sound mean or heartless but rockstar isn't going to fall for this. :cry:

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Ah, our favourite forum troll Dale Nixon.

 

Gotta commend the creativity in this one though. Here you go little troll :cookie:

bash the fash m8s 

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TheGodDamnMaster

If he's going to die soon, then what good is money to him? So he can buy sh*t that'll be sold off within days? Is his life really that shallow that he needs "things" to make him happy?

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Crappy TV show reference + large amounts of fail = this thread.

I'd also harbor uncalled for hate for BrBa if I couldn't wrap my head around its intricacies.

 

 

 

 

Crappy TV show refrence + large amounts of fail = this thread.

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Perfect.

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actually I gotta say that this is rather stupid yet cleverly funny and somewhat orginal at the same time... sh*t I think this guy deserves atleast 1000 GTA$ just for being the first person to do something like that on GTA O

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How stupid. I knew that OP was low IQ but this confirms it.

 

WHAT A TROLL

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Sorry but it's way over praised, it's actually pretty badly written.

After a sentence like that, I don't think you are allowed to criticize writing.

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theres nothing funny about cancer

It's been more than 25 years, cancer is funny just like aids.

 

 

If you lost somebody you love because of cancer you wouldnt have said this. Sick f*ck.

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theres nothing funny about cancer

It's been more than 25 years, cancer is funny just like aids.

 

 

 

Yeah, but unfortunately for you South Park isn't funny.

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This thread is stupid.

lol I see what you did there

f*ck, I've been spotted.

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IveGotNoValues

Sorry but it's way over praised, it's actually pretty badly written

I seriously doubt you've even seen an episode of Breaking Bad...

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Sorry but it's way over praised, it's actually pretty badly written.

 

Now THATS funny.

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I tried to watch Breaking Bad and all I kept asking myself was why do a small number of people even watch this crap. What a lame show it is. I think generation Y just thinks it's cool to "say" they like it. Kinda like Sharknado.

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Average white guy

Your character must be f*cking stupid if he thinks he needs money.

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Average white guy

 

hello rockstar and forum,

 

my online character has been stricken by cancer. i don't think he has long to live. could i get the 500k deposit earlier. maybe even make it a million? it's either that or my online character will have to resort to cooking meth as to provide for his family.

 

sincerely,

dale nixon

i'm not trying to sound mean or heartless but rockstar isn't going to fall for this. :cry:

 

Why the hell would they?

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