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kavitajain9782

A Moment

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For a moment today, time stands still — but you can tweak one thing while it’s stopped. What do you do?

 

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GTA_stu

I bet your favourite colour is beige.

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mr quick

I bet your favourite colour is beige.

Hah!

Not really sure what the thread maker means ?

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RoadRunner71

For a moment today, time stands still — but you can tweak one thing while it’s stopped. What do you do?

I would rape your mo... rob the federal reserve.

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na89340qv0n34b09q340

I lent somebody my earbuds earlier, but I had them lodged way up in my ear, so they were warm and probably waxy when I lent them. I think I would have avoided using them at that time if I could change one thing today.

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TheFoxRiverFugitive

A "moment" being how long?

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Shyabang Shyabang

If everything slowed down to a stop all around you, that would mean that you're moving infinitely fast. Just your quick movement is a danger to your body because you're moving through hyper speed winds.

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BarelyLegal

I'd cum on a child's face.

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universetwisters

Assuming the 'moment' lasts until I say it ends, I'll do the following:

*Rob all the banks in town

*Kidnap all the people I hate, drive them out to the middle of nowhere, and leave them there

*Get a sh*tton of nice furniture and a better laptop

*Go up north

 

And then I'll unfreeze time.

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RoadRunner71

I'd cum on a child's face.

Lucid121, is that you?

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Shyabang Shyabang

If there was a bubble shield around me in which time went slightly slowly for me and gradually slowed down to the slower outside world, I'd do homework and study so that I could have more leisure time with my friends. And I'd sneak into my friends' rooms to see what they do when they're alone. Before time slows down, I'd give my friend as a gift that old doll that grows hair. When time slows, I'd lengthen the doll's hair, leave it on her shelf, and then turn off the lights.....

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TheFoxRiverFugitive

If it's a 24 hour period, then I'd rob some banks and steal things I want. Obviously I can't spend the money in bulk or the IRS would hang me out to dry.

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K^2

If it's a 24 hour period, then I'd rob some banks and steal things I want. Obviously I can't spend the money in bulk or the IRS would hang me out to dry.

I read all of your comments in Carlin's voice. Somehow, it never seems out of character.

 

I think I'd also go for the get rich fast angle with this. But given that it's only one shot, you really have to make it right. I mean, how much can you really take from the bank? Even if you just start carrying duffle bags of cash, the take won't be that great. A duffel bag will only hold $5M, and that's assuming fresh bundles of $100 bills packed tightly. In other words, in a form you are most likely to get caught using. If you go for smaller bills and try to go non-sequential, you'd be lucky to get away with $100k per bag.

 

Being able to go anywhere and take anything, there really ought to be a better score. I think I'd venture to NYSE and see if I can't mess with the markets a bit. Stocks rise and fall, and a small script running on the main server can get you way more money than any bank job ever could.

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RedDagger

The problem with stealing money is that it's traceable, and unless you're some part of a criminal empire you don't have the means to dispose of £100m in a way that you can use.

 

Now, getting the times directly (like TVs or furniture) is a different matter, as well as stealing gold and/or jewellry and melting it down.

 

Or you could steal a few bits from here and there to not prompt an investigation, then sell them slowly online in different websites like Ebay and Amazon to make money - it ain't likely you'll be tracked then.

 

 

Personally, I'd explore where I wouldn't be allowed to go normally, and just "look around" places like the warehouse of Argos (I want to know how big it is) and probably take computer parts so I finally have a good computer. Go into The Merchant and make myself a nice milkshake and take an expensive food item I'd normally not get, just because I can and it won't matter much. Morals be damned, I can do things without consequence...

Actually, thinking about it I'd probably take the money from a known asshole and put that near the cash register so it doesn't run up short, wouldn't want to negatively affect any employers now...

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WinterEdit

I don't know.

 

Go into Rockstar HQ and create a troll update for GTA: Online which gives everyone infinite ammo & money and turns all NPCs' faces into trollfaces. I am sure they have a guide of how to do that in their office.

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Girish

A "moment" being how long?

Technically, a moment is 90 seconds. I doubt there's much you can tweak in 90 seconds.

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aStiffSausage

90 seconds? Enough to complete BarelyLegal's plan.

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Mr. Scratch

Buy stocks and hurt people in back alleys to bump the share price.

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