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Stockton209What

Online f*cking suck so come f*cking fight me about it!

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Ravey Davey

The guy in the videos is Nick Diaz, UFC fighter. Seriously doubt OP is actually Nick Diaz though.

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TaCtiCaLTommy

The guy in the videos is Nick Diaz, UFC fighter. Seriously doubt OP is actually Nick Diaz though.

 

 

Never know though, GTAforums might be all Diaz has left in his life......

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Fuzzknuckles

UFC fighter? You mean one of those guys that people pay to roll around on the floor in their grunderpants with other guys in a cage? There's something so threatening about homo-erotic violence in the name of masculinity.

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TaCtiCaLTommy

UFC fighter? You mean one of those guys that people pay to roll around on the floor in their grunderpants with other guys in a cage? There's something so threatening about homo-erotic violence in the name of masculinity.

 

 

I actually have massive respect for those fighters, however Diaz on the other hand, is just a clown.....

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NADOLNY

OP, you're a joke!

 

What a f*cking asshole...

 

But thanks anyway, I LOL'd.

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tranceking26

Why would anybody want to fight over a videogame or an internet based part of a video game

 

somebody needs to chill out, and either spark up a blunt or have a wank

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Stockton209What

UFC fighter? You mean one of those guys that people pay to roll around on the floor in their grunderpants with other guys in a cage? There's something so threatening about homo-erotic violence in the name of masculinity.

 

You didn't recognize Nick Diaz but I bet if someone started posting gay porn gifs you'd be recognizing people left and right you f*cking homo.

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Fuzzknuckles

either spark up a blunt or have a wank

 

The two are not mutually exclusive. Can lead to pee-pee burns though, if enjoyed together.

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Fuzzknuckles

 

UFC fighter? You mean one of those guys that people pay to roll around on the floor in their grunderpants with other guys in a cage? There's something so threatening about homo-erotic violence in the name of masculinity.

 

You didn't recognize Nick Diaz but I bet if someone started posting gay porn gifs you'd be recognizing people left and right you f*cking homo.

 

Oh darling, please stop raging and come back to bed.

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TaCtiCaLTommy

 

 

UFC fighter? You mean one of those guys that people pay to roll around on the floor in their grunderpants with other guys in a cage? There's something so threatening about homo-erotic violence in the name of masculinity.

 

You didn't recognize Nick Diaz but I bet if someone started posting gay porn gifs you'd be recognizing people left and right you f*cking homo.

 

Oh darling, please stop raging and come back to bed.

 

 

 

lol, *claps*

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TakinThyBacon

Yet another internet, tough guy, nothing to see here people, move along....

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Stockton209What

Yet another internet, tough guy, nothing to see here people, move along....

 

That's what people say about your penis

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TaCtiCaLTommy

Yet another internet, tough guy, nothing to see here people, move along....

 

 

What is really funny is the internet tough guy is pretending to be a wannabe tough guy lol......not too mention maybe the most EPIC UFC failure in history.....

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Hooves07

I guess according to the children in this forum singleplayer is dead, that everything is multiplayer now. Well I can only blame your stupidity on the HORRIBLE television you have been watching all your childhood. Shows that can literally decrease your IQ as you watch. I think this COD generation is the worst. If you think the art of the singleplayer is gone than you should have your IQ tested so you can receive disability for being mentally retarded (if you are not aready).

 

Some of us here on the forum (while we may enjoy our online) we need a break from you squeaky, loud-mouth little sh*ts. I know most of you can't help yourself, and you will respond with the most dim answer that pops in your brain (which actively is the size of a peanut).

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Fuzzknuckles

 

Yet another internet, tough guy, nothing to see here people, move along....

 

That's what people say about your penis

 

Why you talking about his penis bro? For someone that's quite clearly a massive homophobe, you're taking a lot of interest in:

 

A) Another man's junk

B) UFC fighters who spend their careers oiled up, sweaty and not wearing a top

 

 

ME THINKS THE LADY DOTH PROTEST TOO MUCH. (Note: this is a literary reference. Some of you may be aware of books, which are basically like games without graphics.)

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TakinThyBacon

 

Yet another internet, tough guy, nothing to see here people, move along....

 

 

What is really funny is the internet tough guy is pretending to be a wannabe tough guy lol......not too mention maybe the most EPIC UFC failure in history.....

 

My guess is he's probably something like this IRL

 

nah-i-dont-want-to-lift-too-much-i-dont-

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Stockton209What

 

Yet another internet, tough guy, nothing to see here people, move along....

 

 

What is really funny is the internet tough guy is pretending to be a wannabe tough guy lol......not too mention maybe the most EPIC UFC failure in history.....

 

I never claimed to be Nick Diaz, I only started going along with it when that dumb f*cking idiot (forget his name) thought that was me in the gif. Not my fault GTAforums is full of gullible retards.

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Fuzzknuckles

 

 

Yet another internet, tough guy, nothing to see here people, move along....

 

 

What is really funny is the internet tough guy is pretending to be a wannabe tough guy lol......not too mention maybe the most EPIC UFC failure in history.....

 

I never claimed to be Nick Diaz, I only started going along with it when that dumb f*cking idiot (forget his name) thought that was me in the gif. Not my fault GTAforums is full of gullible retards.

 

 

Well, I asked if it was you, I didn't think for sure it was you.

 

I don't watch UFC, so how was I supposed to know? I have way too much stuff going on in my life to watch a bunch of bald men grabbing each other's naked bits.

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TaCtiCaLTommy

 

 

Yet another internet, tough guy, nothing to see here people, move along....

 

 

What is really funny is the internet tough guy is pretending to be a wannabe tough guy lol......not too mention maybe the most EPIC UFC failure in history.....

 

I never claimed to be Nick Diaz, I only started going along with it when that dumb f*cking idiot (forget his name) thought that was me in the gif. Not my fault GTAforums is full of gullible retards.

 

 

 

I probably wouldn't be calling names and talking sh*t considering your the one with Nick Diaz as your profile pic, sig and telling people to fight you in the title of this thread. There may be some gullible users here, but you my friend, are just a tool.....

 

Why are you all up on Diaz's dick anyways.....he isn't good and is pretty much just a ghetto smurf criminal at BEST.

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Stockton209What

 

 

 

Yet another internet, tough guy, nothing to see here people, move along....

 

 

What is really funny is the internet tough guy is pretending to be a wannabe tough guy lol......not too mention maybe the most EPIC UFC failure in history.....

 

I never claimed to be Nick Diaz, I only started going along with it when that dumb f*cking idiot (forget his name) thought that was me in the gif. Not my fault GTAforums is full of gullible retards.

 

 

Well, I asked if it was you, I didn't think for sure it was you.

 

I don't watch UFC, so how was I supposed to know? I have way too much stuff going on in my life to watch a bunch of bald men grabbing each other's naked bits.

 

Why are you talking about bald men touching each others bits bro? For someone trying to imply that I am gay, you sure do enjoy describing homo-erotic situations in great detail. I'm led to believe that either:

 

A) You were molested by your dad

Or

B) You were molested by your dad and you liked it

 

Also you are a fag. This is not a literary reference, just a fact made abundantly clear by you and your fa**otry.

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Fuzzknuckles

 

 

 

 

Yet another internet, tough guy, nothing to see here people, move along....

 

 

What is really funny is the internet tough guy is pretending to be a wannabe tough guy lol......not too mention maybe the most EPIC UFC failure in history.....

 

I never claimed to be Nick Diaz, I only started going along with it when that dumb f*cking idiot (forget his name) thought that was me in the gif. Not my fault GTAforums is full of gullible retards.

 

 

Well, I asked if it was you, I didn't think for sure it was you.

 

I don't watch UFC, so how was I supposed to know? I have way too much stuff going on in my life to watch a bunch of bald men grabbing each other's naked bits.

 

Why are you talking about bald men touching each others bits bro? For someone trying to imply that I am gay, you sure do enjoy describing homo-erotic situations in great detail. I'm led to believe that either:

 

A) You were molested by your dad

Or

B) You were molested by your dad and you liked it

 

Also you are a fag. This is not a literary reference, just a fact made abundantly clear by you and your fa**otry.

 

 

This has to be the most touching work of fiction I've ever read. Thanks.

 

When you said you were looking for a good fight, I thought you might bring one of your own. Turns out you're just a standard fag-wielding micro-penis owning loser. I think you want me to be gay, so you can track me down and push that little button mushroom in your grundies against me.

 

Now, if you'll excuse me, my dad is calling. He's hungry and horny and god knows I'm the only one that can satisfy him.

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TakinThyBacon

OP, why are you so fixated on the forum members penises? Also, calling people fags really makes you sound like the child that you are, grow up.

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TaCtiCaLTommy

 

 

 

 

 

Yet another internet, tough guy, nothing to see here people, move along....

 

 

What is really funny is the internet tough guy is pretending to be a wannabe tough guy lol......not too mention maybe the most EPIC UFC failure in history.....

 

I never claimed to be Nick Diaz, I only started going along with it when that dumb f*cking idiot (forget his name) thought that was me in the gif. Not my fault GTAforums is full of gullible retards.

 

 

Well, I asked if it was you, I didn't think for sure it was you.

 

I don't watch UFC, so how was I supposed to know? I have way too much stuff going on in my life to watch a bunch of bald men grabbing each other's naked bits.

 

Why are you talking about bald men touching each others bits bro? For someone trying to imply that I am gay, you sure do enjoy describing homo-erotic situations in great detail. I'm led to believe that either:

 

A) You were molested by your dad

Or

B) You were molested by your dad and you liked it

 

Also you are a fag. This is not a literary reference, just a fact made abundantly clear by you and your fa**otry.

 

 

This has to be the most touching work of fiction I've ever read. Thanks.

 

When you said you were looking for a good fight, I thought you might bring one of your own. Turns out you're just a standard fag-wielding micro-penis owning loser. I think you want me to be gay, so you can track me down and push that little button mushroom in your grundies against me.

 

Now, if you'll excuse me, my dad is calling. He's hungry and horny and god knows I'm the only one that can satisfy him.

 

 

 

LOL APPLAUD THIS MAN NOW

 

 

183/183

 

 

*CLAPS*

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Stockton209What

 

 

 

 

 

Yet another internet, tough guy, nothing to see here people, move along....

 

 

What is really funny is the internet tough guy is pretending to be a wannabe tough guy lol......not too mention maybe the most EPIC UFC failure in history.....

 

I never claimed to be Nick Diaz, I only started going along with it when that dumb f*cking idiot (forget his name) thought that was me in the gif. Not my fault GTAforums is full of gullible retards.

 

 

Well, I asked if it was you, I didn't think for sure it was you.

 

I don't watch UFC, so how was I supposed to know? I have way too much stuff going on in my life to watch a bunch of bald men grabbing each other's naked bits.

 

Why are you talking about bald men touching each others bits bro? For someone trying to imply that I am gay, you sure do enjoy describing homo-erotic situations in great detail. I'm led to believe that either:

 

A) You were molested by your dad

Or

B) You were molested by your dad and you liked it

 

Also you are a fag. This is not a literary reference, just a fact made abundantly clear by you and your fa**otry.

 

 

This has to be the most touching work of fiction I've ever read. Thanks.

 

When you said you were looking for a good fight, I thought you might bring one of your own. Turns out you're just a standard fag-wielding micro-penis owning loser. I think you want me to be gay, so you can track me down and push that little button mushroom in your grundies against me.

 

Now, if you'll excuse me, my dad is calling. He's hungry and horny and god knows I'm the only one that can satisfy him.

 

Your mom is probably calling too, a black guy that is.

Admitting to sucking your dads cock doesn't make you any less of a fag.

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Stockton209What

 

 

 

Yet another internet, tough guy, nothing to see here people, move along....

 

 

What is really funny is the internet tough guy is pretending to be a wannabe tough guy lol......not too mention maybe the most EPIC UFC failure in history.....

 

I never claimed to be Nick Diaz, I only started going along with it when that dumb f*cking idiot (forget his name) thought that was me in the gif. Not my fault GTAforums is full of gullible retards.

 

 

 

I probably wouldn't be calling names and talking sh*t considering your the one with Nick Diaz as your profile pic, sig and telling people to fight you in the title of this thread. There may be some gullible users here, but you my friend, are just a tool.....

 

Why are you all up on Diaz's dick anyways.....he isn't good and is pretty much just a ghetto smurf criminal at BEST.

 

Nick puts on exciting fights, I bet you're a bitch-ass GSP fan. f*cking figures.

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TaCtiCaLTommy

I don't know, this guys is angry like Diaz.....maybe it is him. We all know he isn't training these days, unless you consider casing liquor stores and selling crack "training".....

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Stockton209What

I don't know, this guys is angry like Diaz.....maybe it is him. We all know he isn't training these days, unless you consider casing liquor stores and selling crack "training".....

Nick's record is clean bro. I wish I could say the same about your whore mother's mouth.

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TaCtiCaLTommy

Well, considering you just said Diaz puts on exciting fights and are bashing GSP, it's obvious you know jack sh*t about the UFC. All Diaz is good for is catching punches with his already mangled grill. Thanks for that.

 

And fyi, yes, I am a GSP fan. A huge GSP fan. Not sure why anyone wouldn't be a fan of one of the best pound for pound (if not THE best) fighters to ever step foot in the Octagon.....

 

you're just silly! and obviously a clueless UFC fan....lol at you child

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Fuzzknuckles

Immaturity: The curse of the stupid.

 

Are you sure you're allowed to drive?

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TaCtiCaLTommy

 

I don't know, this guys is angry like Diaz.....maybe it is him. We all know he isn't training these days, unless you consider casing liquor stores and selling crack "training".....

Nick's record is clean bro. I wish I could say the same about your whore mother's mouth.

 

 

 

LOL....no......it isn't lol. So apparently, you are no older than 13 im guessing? hahahahha child

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