COPS ARE NAZIS

[CLASSICCONTROLS85]

GREAT GAME, BUT TOO SERIOUS
NAZI MODERATOR IN THIS FORUM. SAY SOMETHING NOT GOOD
ABOUT THIS GAME AND THEY´LL BAN YOU OUT.
TOPSPEED OF SUPERS AND BIKES IS RIDICULOUS.

HUGE ACCELERATION BUT LOW TOPSPEED
ALL SHOW AND NO GO
CLASSIC CONTROLS BACK
INVINCIBILTY CHEAT JUST 5 MINUTES OTHERWISE IT
WOULD BE GREAT FUN AND THAT´S NOT RIGHT IF SINGLE PLAYER
IS CRAP YOU´LL HAVE TO PLAY ONLINE.I WON´T
THEY DON´T LET YOU RAMPAGE.
(BUT THEY FEATURE THE MISSION :
TORTURE THE DARK-SKINNED GUY, RIGHT)
THEY LEFT LOT OF THE FUN STUFF OUT
LOOKS LIKE THEY WERE SO BUSY WITH THE SCENERY AND
THE "REALISM"
THAT THEY FORGOT WHAT GTA IS ABOUT. IT´S JUST FOR FUN.
IT´S A GAME NOT REAL LIFE
NO REALISTIC HANDLING (GOOD)
BUT EXAGERATE CAR/PLAYER DAMAGE(BAD)
NO 6 STAR WANTED LEVEL
F E W E R K E V L A R T H A N E V E R
COPS ARE TOO SMART AND HAPPY TRIGGERED.
CAN´T EVEN START A FIGHT WITHOUT THEM ALL OVER
THEIR CARS ARE ROCKETS.
PLAYER IS TOO WEAK.
ALL THE TIME IN THE f*ckING FLOOR
FAR TOO MUCH CAR CRASH DEATH.
THE CARS ARE RUINED AFTER JUST 2 CRASHES.
THE WHEELS GET JAMMED AND YOU´RE GOING NOWHERE
HIT A CAR WITH THE CLUB SEE WHAT HAPPENS.
IT´S NONSENSE
BIGGER GARAGES, PARKING LOTS,WHATEVER
CAN´T EVEN ENTER IN YOUR PROPERTIES
2147 MILLION ( WITH LESTER MISSIONS STOCK STRATEGY) AND...
NO HOUSES TO BUY
NO COMPANIES TO BUY(AND COULD BE A LOT )
NOTHING IN THE SEA
BUZZARD IS CRAP.(IN IV WAS GREAT)
TANK IS USELESS.
NO SPEEDOMETER ( NEVER )
NO TRAIN MISSIONS OR DRIVING
NO PARAMEDIC MISSIONS.
NO POLICE MISSIONS!!!!
NO FIREMEN MISSIONS.
NO LORRY MISSIONS.
NO PIMP MISSIONS.
NO PIZZABOY MISSIONS
NO BUS DRIVER MISSIONS(IN A MISSION)
NO LOWRIDER COMPETITION
NO GANG WARS
NO GANGS, JUST THE LOST
NO MR.WHOOPEE CRACKSELLING MISSIONS(VICECITY)
NO FLAMETHROWER ( SO FAR )
NO NITROUS.
NO WHEELIES WITH BIKES OR QUADS 0.0 METERS OF WHEELIES
(CHECK OUT IN YOUR OWN STATISTICS )
NO TIRESMOKE ( RIDICULOUS )
NO RACING EXHAUST FOR SUPERCARS?
TOPSPEED IS CRAP SPORTS AND SUPERS ALL SHOULD GO IN
EXCESS OF 200MPH AND THEY BARELY REACH 150 EVEN THE ADDER
TOPSPEED IS SUPPOSED TO BE 214MPH SHOULD BE 267MPH
3 OUTSIDE CAR CAMERAS. WHY? WHEN YOU FLOOR IT
AND YOU NEED TO SEE WHAT´S COMING THE CAMERA
JUST PULLS BACK. THE CAR IS ALMOST IN THE MIDDLE OF THE SCREEN
FOR EXAMPLE WITH FRANKLINS BRAVADO BUFFALO IT´S JUST PERFECT BUT
WITH TREVOR´S CRAPMOBILE GOES SO FAR AWAY YOU CAN´T SEE NOTHING
MODIFIED TIRES ARE NARROWER THAN STANDARDS
THEY TAKE THE MONEY AND YOU DON´T GET THE BOATS OR CHOPPERS.
THE CAMERA LOOPS WITH THE PLANE.
THE NOSE CAR CAMERA IS NOW USELESS.
NOT IN FULL HD 1080P
AND AIMING IS JUST CRAP. IT ALWAYS AIMS FIRST THE GUYS THAT
ARE FAR AWAY AND YOU HAVE A DUDE 1 METER IN FRONT OF YOU
SHOOTING IN YOUR FACE AND IT AIMS ANYONE BUT HIM
AND IF RSTAR PAYS YOU OR YOU´RE JUST A COCKSUCKER
WITH NO MIND ON IT´S OWN SAY GTA V IS FAULTLESS AND PERFECT SAN ANDREAS WAS CRAP COMPARED WITH THIS BUT GREAT FUN

Edited October 12, 2013 by CLASSICCONTROLS85

[killer6699]

I... What?

[Itzreality]

o.o

[anon164327]

It's not in full 1080p because current gen is too weak to run it.

 

Maybe on next gen.

[WildBrick142]

ALL THE TIME IN THE f*ckING FLOOR

The only time when there is no caps lock.

[iiGh0STt]

why the f*ck did you even buy it? go play with lego's or try to color within the lines. f*cking hypocrite.

when you make a game, let me know. so i can nitpick every little dumbass thing. like a bush not being bushy enough.

 

what a f*cking tool the OP is.

clearly, you were banned for all the right reasons, and i see another in your future.

Edited October 12, 2013 by iiGh0STt

[teagle]

Anyone that says that cops in this game aren't bullsh*t; is bullsh*tting. I just spent five minutes in the tunnels; underground and out of sight trying to lose one star. Yet earlier today after stealing a car (and having my wanted go from 1 star to 2 out of nowhere, isn't that some more bullsh*t) I hid in some alleys and it took maybe 30 seconds to lose the cops. How the ufck is that supposed to make sense? I also went and held up a 24/7.. did not kill the cashier and still got 3 stars on me; I lost them went to a liquor store right across the street to rob and I had 4 f*cking stars, without firing a shot. Then there's the fact of priority, if I have 1 star, and another player has 3+ stars and we're both driving in the same area, you can see that the AI is conflicted. They should be focused on the 3 star player but instead I watched them stop their chase, mull around in the middle of the street trying to figure out which one of us to go for, then finally deciding on me (with 1 star). It's infuriating, and inconsistant, and f*ck Cockstar and their stupid f*cking swine.

[pault88]

There is plenty underwater, just take a good look around in the submersible or scuba gear.