You know you are addicted to GTA online when...

[ceerock4ever]

When you think about driving past a red light

[DrBigMa]

When you consider running everyone over when driving back from wherever I was.

 

When you realize Lester isn't real after running someone over and the cops are chasing you on the freeway

Edited August 18, 2014 by DrBigMa

[NoMeansPlayDeaf]

You blow off Mark Zuckerberg's smug face with an IED phone.

[BobEsponjoso]

When you just stop playing for eat, sleep, and go to the toilet

[Pete4000uk]

I walked through a local park the other week. It was a summer afternoon and people were picnicking in the shade or sunbathing in the sun. Real idilic scene.

 

A RPG or Combat MG would have gone down well at that moment.

[Fox2Quick]

 

 

 

you pickup a hooker and then wedge your car in between a wall and dumpster, jump out and shoot her in the head...

 

Then you realize.....

 

They patched it...

mmm they patched a method, but there is a bypass and the hooker glitch still racking millions

 

not the the xbox there isn't

Yeah there is.

[JohnDoe7125539271]

...you think about killing yourself because you've ended up with two months in Bad Sport.

[Chronolemon]

... you play it all the time.

[rapidwiz]

When you see an armored car on the highway and think "do I have any sticky bombs?"

I totally think this as well!!!!! I thought this about two days ago

 

When you work from home and play GTA5 instead of working or every free time between meetings, you play a bit of GTA.

[bossofzeeland]

when you try to bunnyhop on your bicycle to go faster

[Billy921]

When I saw a armored bank truck outside the grocery store and thought about adding that to the list...

Edited August 19, 2014 by Billy921

[Sp3cial_H3rbs]

when you trade some weed for a ps3 control just so you can buy the new dlc stuff tommorow.

[AceThaCreator]

When you start playing out GTAonline scenarios inside your head while your out and about.

[Crunch McThornbody]

Whilst playing GTA and watching a tv/film you instinctively start moving the right analogue stick to look around the set of the tv/film you're watching...

 

 

Why can't that be a real thing?

[Dustkiller]

When you feel excited about a useless stupid update that includes 1 plane, 1 helicopter and 1 car... oh and dont forget the obvious story mode feature added to online and of course 10 more stupid R* verified air races

 

Friggin assholes

[hugh750]

when driving and you hear a siren you get the urge to floor it!

[Sw1ft562]

when you're up after midnight waiting for an update to drop

[161isaiah161]

When you steal money to get cash cards

[iddqdvie]

...you see this thread again and again and again!

[GTA Jayne]

Your rank is 336 and climbing daily

 

You can do every co op mission on hard without help

 

You don't need a GPS route

 

You buy an Xbox one just to try fps view

 

You've had an Xbox one for 6 months and haven't bothered buying any other games for it

You're in a car with no armour, someone opens fire and you get out choose a weapon and kill them with half of your health intact!!

 

You play a death match whilst blind drunk and own your friend with an 8-0 victory!!!

 

I need serious help

You choose your outfit to suit the weather

 

You decide to walk to the snack shop because it's a sunny day in Los Santos

[ugotsmoked]

You fall asleep hitting buttons.

[Luna 51]

You are a billionare without buying one shark card nor using a money glitch.

Edited May 28, 2015 by s2n vaniish

[GTA Jayne]

Most of your dreams take place in Los Santos!!

[Katabasis]

Your high level account gets deleted for no reason and instead of getting mad all you can think about is hopping in the game and starting up again.

True story.

[GTA Jayne]

 

You check your stats and realise you've spent 48d 11h 59m 11s online

[Luna 51]

You used all your character slots and all are over 1000+.

[GTA Jayne]

You check your stats and realise you've spent 48d 11h 59m 11s online

 

Sorry, tablet screwed up and I posted this twice

You know you're spending too much time in GTA online when you've even bought the dump truck for $1,000,000

Edited May 29, 2015 by GTA Jayne

[MRCTM]

When you prefer playing gta over masturbating.

Or you can comfortably knock both out at the same time....usually during loading screens. I have gotten to the point where clouds make me erect.

[Chloroform]

What is what the bumps lately?

[Criminal-Fox]

You blow off Mark Zuckerberg's smug face with an IED phone.

That's not being Addicted, That's what any normal person would do.

Edited May 29, 2015 by Criminal-Fox