You know you are addicted to GTA online when...

[combo65]

When you pull out your phone to check google maps for white dots before leaving your house.

[Epi]

when you pick up the phone with

 

Goddammit lester i dont care that you are loney, you're a creepy anti social kiddie molester!!!

 

ow hi mom

[grand theft spaghetti]

when your first instinct to backed up highway traffic is to pull out a shotgun and start shooting the identical cars to get them to move.

[BenOfficial]

When you name real cars after their GTA counterparts.

 

I drive a MB C270, but it's a Feltzer now!

... or think to yourself when you pass a car in traffic, "hmmm, I wonder if Simeon needs that vehicle."

[I_Love_Your_TDs]

When you play gta while watching others play gta on youtube.

[totte1015]

When you actually belive there will be no queues to the ATM...

[Murdick]

When you google 'addicted to gta' and end up on this thread.. totally didn't do that tho. Nope.

[Chloroform]

Shameful bump my friend.

[GhostlySentinel]

When you calculate how much real vehicles will sell for at LSC.

 

"Oh look, a Dubsta. That's worth seven grand."

[SpidersWeb]

when you see a Range Rover in real life and think "$9,000"

 

This actually happened to me a few weeks ago.

[Murdick]

It just had to be done!

[Quarthon]

When your walking down the street and see a smart car and you point and say "Panto!"

[Dinlee]

When you can evade a 4 star chase without thinking about it.

[blk95ta]

When you calculate your time played as if it was a minimum wage job ($7.25/hr), and realize you'd have over $11,000.

Edited August 18, 2014 by blk95ta

[Gay Tony]

I had a dream where I was legitly getting married to my online character.

 

 

[TCA]

When you see an armored car while talking on the phone asking them for sticky bombs, and realize the police station is across the street.

[NoMeansPlayDeaf]

You only listen to music from the game, organized into playlists for each radio station.

[Phorkz]

you pickup a hooker and then wedge your car in between a wall and dumpster, jump out and shoot her in the head...

 

Then you realize.....

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

They patched it...

Edited August 18, 2014 by Phorkz

[__TheGovernor__]

When you call every Lamborghini you see an Infernus.

[Davey Boy]

When you see cars in real life and call them by their in-game names.

[CarimboHanky]

you pickup a hooker and then wedge your car in between a wall and dumpster, jump out and shoot her in the head...

 

Then you realize.....

 

They patched it...

mmm they patched a method, but there is a bypass and the hooker glitch still racking millions

[Con9mm]

When you don't watch your NFL team's pre-season game and DVR it instead while you keep playing the GTAO.

[Phorkz]

 

you pickup a hooker and then wedge your car in between a wall and dumpster, jump out and shoot her in the head...

 

Then you realize.....

 

They patched it...

mmm they patched a method, but there is a bypass and the hooker glitch still racking millions

 

 

not the the xbox there isn't

[luisniko]

When I thought jumping from tall place is alright because I will respawn a few meters away after 2-3 seconds.

 

 

 

[CrazyHandz]

You play for long periods of time and don't really do anything else.

[GVJLIMA]

when you run through an corner waiting for an asteroid/UFO to drop onto your car

[CrysisAverted]

you start taking cover every time you hear a car approaching.

Edited August 18, 2014 by Sh4d0wX32111

[Izzy Glitch]

when in real life you see a building and think.. I wonder if I can glitch into that, and will it have a sweet interior for DM?

[SultanRs.]

When you imagine yourself breaking the window and stealing a car in real life

[Bongsquirrel]

This! And I work 5 days a week 8 hour days..