COPS ARE NAZIS

[VALDE85]

SO ARE SOME MODERATORS IN THIS FORUM. SAY SOMETHING NEGATIVE´BOUT GTA V AND YOU´LL GET A WARNING. WRITE IN CAPS AND GET A WARNING. PLEASE f*ck OFF

 

GREAT GAME, BUT TOO SERIOUS.ALL SHOW AND NO GO
CLASSIC CONTROLS BACK
IT´S WATCH YOUR ASS AUTO NOW.
THEY DON´T LET YOU RAMPAGE.
( BUT THEY FEATURE THE MISSION :
TORTURE THE DARK-SKINNED GUY, RIGHT)THEY LEFT LOT OF THE FUN STUFF OUT
THEY WERE SO BUSY WITH THE SCENERY AND THE "REALISM"THAT THEY FORGOT WHAT GTA IS ABOUTDON´T GIVE A .... IF LEAVES FROM TREES MOVE WITH THE WIND.NO 6 STAR WANTED LEVEL
F E W E R K E V L A R T H A N E V E R
COPS ARE TOO SMART AND HAPPY TRIGGERED.
CAN´T EVEN START A FIGHT WITHOUT THEM ALL OVER
THEIR CARS ARE ROCKETS.
PLAYER IS TOO WEAK.(JUMP A WALL AND IF IT´S TOO HIGH
OR YOU´RE TOO CLOSE OR JUMP LATER
IT JUST BREAKS HIS HEAD AGAINST IT)
FAR TOO MUCH CAR CRASH DEATH.
THE CARS ARE RUINED AFTER JUST 2 CRASHES. EVEN HITTING A CAVALCADE WITH THE CLUB. IT ENDS UP DESTROYED IS IT MADE OF BUTTER?
THE WHEELS GET JAMMED AND YOU´RE GOING NOWHERE
YOU END IN THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE WITH AN OFFROADER
THAT CAN´T DO 10MPH OF COURSE YOU CAN JUST STEAL
ANOTHER CAR ( IF ANY APPEAR ) BUT YOU TUNE THE RANGE ROVER
FULL AND IT YOU HAVE TO THROW IT AWAY AFTER JUMPING 2 TIMES
IT´S NONSENSE
BIGGER GARAGES, PARKING LOTS,WHATEVER
CAN´T EVEN ENTER IN YOUR PROPERTIES
2147 MILLION ( WITH LESTER MISSIONS STOCK STRATEGY) AND...
NO HOUSES TO BUY
NO COMPANIES TO BUY(AND COULD BE A LOT )
NOTHING IN THE SEA
3 OUTSIDE CAR CAMERAS. WHY? WHEN YOU FLOOR IT
AND YOU NEED TO SEE WHAT´S COMING THE CAMERA
JUST PULLS BACK. THE CAR IS ALMOST IN THE MIDDLE OF THE SCREEN
FOR EXAMPLE WITH FRANKLINS BRAVADO BUFFALO IT´S JUST PERFECT BUT
WITH TREVOR´S CRAPMOBILE GOES SO FAR AWAY YOU CAN´T SEE NOTHING
NO SPEEDOMETER ( NEVER )
NO TRAIN MISSIONS OR DRIVING
NO PARAMEDIC MISSIONS.
NO POLICE MISSIONS!!!!
NO FIREMEN MISSIONS.
NO LORRY MISSIONS.
NO PIMP MISSIONS.NO PIZZABOY MISSIONS
NO BUS DRIVER MISSIONS(IN A MISSION)
NO LOWRIDER COMPETITION
NO GANG WARS
NO GANGS, JUST THE LOST
NO MR.WHOOPEE CRACKSELLING MISSIONS(VICECITY)
NO FLAMETHROWER ( SO FAR )

NO NITROUS.
NO WHEELIES WITH BIKES OR QUADS 0.0 METERS OF WHEELIES
(CHECK OUT IN YOUR OWN STATISTICS )

NO TIRESMOKE ( RIDICULOUS )
NO RACING EXHAUST FOR SUPERCARS?

MODIFIED TIRES ARE NARROWER THAN STANDARDS
VAPID SANDKING IS REAR WHEEL DRIVE DOESN´T CLIMB A sh*t
TOPSPEED OF SUPERS AND BIKES IS NOT ENOUGH
THEY TAKE THE MONEY AND YOU DON´T GET THE BOATS OR CHOPPERS.
BUZZARD IS CRAP.(IN IV WAS GREAT)
TANK IS USELESS.
THE CAMERA LOOPS WITH THE PLANE.
THE NOSE CAR CAMERA IS NOW USELESS.
NOT IN FULL HD 1080P
AND AIMING IS JUST CRAP. IT ALWAYS AIMS FIRST THE GUYS THAT
ARE FAR AWAY AND YOU HAVE A DUDE 1 METER IN FRONT OF YOU
SHOOTING IN YOUR FACE AND IT AIMS ANYONE BUT HIM

[GR0VE4LIF3]

ok

[Otter]

YOU GET A WARNING

[InfernoV]

Saints row is the game for u

[BreezyAsHell]

Play Saints Row.

[WildBrick142]

WHAT THE F*CK IS GOING ON HERE

FUUUUUUUUUUUUU

LOLOLOLOLOL

SWAGSWAGSWAGOVERLOADYOLOWTF

THIS IS WHAT IS THIS I DONT EVEN WHATTTTTTT

NO

NO

LOLOLOL

 

 

Seriosuly dude, you fail at trolling (Even though some statements are true. F*cking cops.)

 

As everyone says, go play Saints Row (Especially The Third. It really suits you.)

Edited October 12, 2013 by WildBrick142

[Tacymist]

Hey Valde85 do you know what typing in caps in all your posts represents? Shouting. And do you know who also shouted a lot? Hitler. That's right, Hitler. Know what he was? A f*cking nazi. That's right Valde85, you're a nazi. Stop shouting at us you nazi.

[Woll Smoth]

I don't think anyone will read that long clusterf*ck of caplock mess.