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GTA V Online Sucks!

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gta5SA

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c*cksucking motherf*cking just SHUT UP. cant even play a single server without bunch of annoying kids screaming in their mines. well hold on. can you just hold a select button and use the inventory to disable the chat? well NO not really. because whenever i play a competetive game. somehow i can still hear all of them cursing every second. and screaming. and it wont let me. change the option on the chat anymore. then goes the whole online thing. which is by far the most boring thing i have ever play. id rather play f*cking club penguin or runescape than this piece of sh*t. cant even find a plane. and if i do. you cant enter them. compared to gta single player. same goes to cars. there is barely any good cars in gta online. they choose to balance the game instead of making it more fun.

same goes to being able to play other matches. aparently you have to be level 30 enough to play modes like cops n crooks. and i know that leveling up is not easy in this game. and takes too much my social life away. last the whole game feels much more downgraded compared to gta single player experience. gta 4 multiplayer was really sucessful because it was fun. you can always do something in the game that doesnt limit you to what level you are. in gta 5 online you cant do that. its retarded. and i do hope their game f*cking fails. dies off before the next year. cause its terrible.

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TaCtiCaLTommy

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I actually enjoyed this. My suggestion? Here goes....

 

1. Eject GTA V from your console and snap the disc

B. Insert a manpon into your bleeding ass

III. Grab yourself something chocolate, my wife says it helps with cramps or some sh*t???

d. Insert your FAVORITE edition of Call of Duty

5. Delete your account on GTAforums.com

 

 

WHHHHHHHHHHHISKEY OUT

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gta5SA

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I actually enjoyed this. My suggestion? Here goes....

 

1. Eject GTA V from your console and snap the disc

B. Insert a manpon into your bleeding ass

III. Grab yourself something chocolate, my wife says it helps with cramps or some sh*t???

d. Insert your FAVORITE edition of Call of Duty

5. Delete your account on GTAforums.com

 

 

WHHHHHHHHHHHISKEY OUT

1. i already did. well atleast the eject part.

B. i dont have a tampon. because i am a guy

III. i dont like chocolate

d.f*ck call of duty

5.i dont give A f*ck. since i dont know how too.

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TIMSTER777

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I actually enjoyed this. My suggestion? Here goes....

 

1. Eject GTA V from your console and snap the disc

B. Insert a manpon into your bleeding ass

III. Grab yourself something chocolate, my wife says it helps with cramps or some sh*t???

d. Insert your FAVORITE edition of Call of Duty

5. Delete your account on GTAforums.com

 

 

WHHHHHHHHHHHISKEY OUT

You forgot...

 

 

 

 

 

 

6. Kill yourself.

 

 

 

 

 

 

;)

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jpalmer2004

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I actually enjoyed this. My suggestion? Here goes....

 

1. Eject GTA V from your console and snap the disc

B. Insert a manpon into your bleeding ass

III. Grab yourself something chocolate, my wife says it helps with cramps or some sh*t???

d. Insert your FAVORITE edition of Call of Duty

5. Delete your account on GTAforums.com

 

 

WHHHHHHHHHHHISKEY OUT

1. i already did. well atleast the eject part.

B. i dont have a tampon. because i am a guy

III. i dont like chocolate

d.f*ck call of duty

5.i dont give A f*ck. since i dont know how too.

 

He didn't say tampon. He said MANPON!!

 

apparently you do give a f*ck cause you created an account and posted your rant on here...

 

I leveled up to level 8 in an hour last night on ps3.......

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DeadlyHabits87

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People spoiled like you should be working in shoe factories in the Far East instead of those kids. They deserve the fun you could've had but your thick westernized "I-need-constant-care-otherwise-I'll-scream" state of mind can do nothing but hate on the stuff that you get on your plate. Litte bastard...

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TaCtiCaLTommy

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People spoiled like you should be working in shoe factories in the Far East instead of those kids. They deserve the fun you could've had but your thick westernized "I-need-constant-care-otherwise-I'll-scream" state of mind can do nothing but hate on the stuff that you get on your plate. Litte bastard...

 

 

*applauds*

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RoadRunner71

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Jesus... People need to calm the f*ck down with these replies...

 

OP: What about playing the single player? Even if you're more a MP guy I guess it's better than being annoyed by a bunch of screaming kids :)

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TaCtiCaLTommy

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Ya...I don't buy the kid sh*t either. It's nowhere near what OP is describing. Pretty mature crowd age wise anyways it seems.....and Im even playing on my Xbox instead of the PS3.

 

Dude is just whiny....

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Garrison64

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The screaming kids is why I love our PS3 headphones. They have a seperate slider that lets you adjust the balance between voice audio and game audio. Slid it all the way to one end and all you hear is the game. Annoying kids removed instantly. Not sure if there's another way to mute them but I did notice that you can turn off all chat in the world mode but the instant you enter a game it comes back. Kind of strange.

 

The rest of the OP's argument is just a childish rant by someone who can only deal with immediate gratification. Anything you have to work a bit for isn't worth having in his book. It's a shame really because leveling and gaining things as I level is part of the fun of GTAO. There's plenty to do to begin with and as I level even more things open up so I have yet to get bored because there's something new almost every time I play.

 

I will say thought that the way cars spawn is rather weird and I liked how it was in SP mode much better. Online you see duplicates of the same cars everywhere and every so often it changes to another set of cars. It's probably exactly how SP is except all the car models are there all the time so to cut down on the number of cars they just alternate how often entire groups of models show up instead of creating new programming to completely randomize the full line up and reduce the total number. I don't know exactly what's going on but it's a pain when you need to find a specific model and you have to wait 30 mins or more for its spawn rotation to occur.

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Seriousman

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I actually enjoyed this. My suggestion? Here goes....

 

1. Eject GTA V from your console and snap the disc

B. Insert a manpon into your bleeding ass

III. Grab yourself something chocolate, my wife says it helps with cramps or some sh*t???

d. Insert your FAVORITE edition of Call of Duty

5. Delete your account on GTAforums.com

 

 

 

6. Profit

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Zroovy

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I actually enjoyed this. My suggestion? Here goes....

 

1. Eject GTA V from your console and snap the disc

B. Insert a manpon into your bleeding ass

III. Grab yourself something chocolate, my wife says it helps with cramps or some sh*t???

d. Insert your FAVORITE edition of Call of Duty

5. Delete your account on GTAforums.com

 

 

WHHHHHHHHHHHISKEY OUT

1. i already did. well atleast the eject part.

B. i dont have a tampon. because i am a guy

III. i dont like chocolate

d.f*ck call of duty

5.i dont give A f*ck. since i dont know how too.

 

How the f*ck you don't like chocolate?

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Chukkles

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c*cksucking motherf*cking just SHUT UP. cant even play a single server without bunch of annoying kids screaming in their mines. well hold on. can you just hold a select button and use the inventory to disable the chat? well NO not really. because whenever i play a competetive game. somehow i can still hear all of them cursing every second. and screaming. and it wont let me. change the option on the chat anymore. then goes the whole online thing. which is by far the most boring thing i have ever play. id rather play f*cking club penguin or runescape than this piece of sh*t. cant even find a plane. and if i do. you cant enter them. compared to gta single player. same goes to cars. there is barely any good cars in gta online. they choose to balance the game instead of making it more fun.

same goes to being able to play other matches. aparently you have to be level 30 enough to play modes like cops n crooks. and i know that leveling up is not easy in this game. and takes too much my social life away. last the whole game feels much more downgraded compared to gta single player experience. gta 4 multiplayer was really sucessful because it was fun. you can always do something in the game that doesnt limit you to what level you are. in gta 5 online you cant do that. its retarded. and i do hope their game f*cking fails. dies off before the next year. cause its terrible.

Sucks for you, I have been flying many planes in online.

You do realise you have to play the game to get the better stuff.

Should I even be bothering with you?

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Futo

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1. Learn to use mute.

2. Learn how to play

3. Learn patience

4. Learn not to get sand in your vagina

5. Learn how to make friends

6. Learn to appreciate good games

 

Your word for today...LEARN

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Echolex

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1. Learn to use mute.

2. Learn how to play

3. Learn patience

4. Learn not to get sand in your vagina

5. Learn how to make friends

6. Learn to appreciate good games

 

Your word for today...LEARN

Let's make it the word of the month

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Lelouch The Zero

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I actually enjoyed this. My suggestion? Here goes....

 

1. Eject GTA V from your console and snap the disc

B. Insert a manpon into your bleeding ass

III. Grab yourself something chocolate, my wife says it helps with cramps or some sh*t???

d. Insert your FAVORITE edition of Call of Duty

5. Delete your account on GTAforums.com

 

 

WHHHHHHHHHHHISKEY OUT

You forgot...

 

 

 

 

 

 

6. Kill yourself.

 

 

 

 

 

 

;)

 

Don't be surprised if the feds start watching your house with drones.

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fawks20000

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I'm beginning to feel bad about myself that I'm a member of these forums.

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Eutyphro

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c*cksucking motherf*cking just SHUT UP.

 

Great opener. Really makes me interested in the rest of your post.

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SlappyPwnsAss

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Jesus... People need to calm the f*ck down with these replies...

 

OP: What about playing the single player? Even if you're more a MP guy I guess it's better than being annoyed by a bunch of screaming kids :)

 

 

Haha, WE need to calm the f*ck down? Have you even looked at what the OP posted?

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KillaDanny

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Jesus... People need to calm the f*ck down with these replies...

 

OP: What about playing the single player? Even if you're more a MP guy I guess it's better than being annoyed by a bunch of screaming kids :)

 

 

Haha, WE need to calm the f*ck down? Have you even looked at what the OP posted?

 

this... op is a little whiny kid who doesn't apreciate games because the game is to dificult for him...

 

Solution for OP: Sell the game and stop acting like a 12 year old (unless you actually are a 12 year old)

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PiggsyV

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ITS funny how f*cked up people talk over the forums

 

I didn't see any fan acting like a douchebag at the midnight launch ...i guess they were scared of getting laid the f*ck out and getting their copy stolen hahaha but back to the topic

 

i MUTE everybody to avoid douchebags of ALL ages and my tv is on mute for the duration of gta online

 

it's easy and relaxing,no grown ass men or little kids annoying me

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I'm beginning to feel bad about myself that I'm a member of these forums.

I agree. What the hell happened to this place over the last few weeks?

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