Post your player killing techniques

[FloatinWalrus]

Figured that since everyone is whining and crying about getting killed in a game that was built around killing people, I would make a thread that gave people ideas on how to be much more annoying.

 

Do you have any certain tactics to killing other players or do you just chase and gun?

 

Driving behind and SMGing through the back window is pretty easy, but everyone can do it like that. Personally I liked to park about a block away and sit there, making them think that im trying to plan a way to come in on them. So 90 percent of the time they will advance closer and closer. But what they dont know is im just chilling there looking through the scope of a sniper.

I tend to try and lure the other person to me rather than full on ambush them. Its to easy to get away in this game So i rarely actually chase people.

[cloudserverslol]

just post up at their apartments or los santos and chop em up with the ak

[SprayNpray]

i don't usually player kill, but when it's done to me, the common tactic is to wait until i go into a store, and then as soon as i walk out i get mowed down by an smg. pretty sound strategy.

[FloatinWalrus]

I did like drive by Sticky bombing their cars until I realized for some reason Rockstar holds the health of the persons damn vehicle in higher regards than their actual character

[cloudserverslol]

i don't usually player kill, but when it's done to me, the common tactic is to wait until i go into a store, and then as soon as i walk out i get mowed down by an smg. pretty sound strategy.

this works good too lol...today i think it was "grumpygal82" i spotted getting a hair cut on the map...blasted her ass when she came out lol

[mihai2011rom]

I spawn kill. LOL. Also, I enjoy running people over. They get mad.

Edited October 11, 2013 by mihai2011rom

[Frank Brown]

Park a car in the center of the street and place a sticky-bomb on it. Run/drive towards them and shoot, hoping to lure them towards me. If they bite, I run/drive back and wait for them to make contact with the trap.

[FloatinWalrus]

I dont kill that much. 80 percent of the time I am racing. But I cant do that forever. Every now and then I just like to pop off a few kills to keep the KD ratio looking decent. I think its at like 1.8 right now

[ThePeskyCrow]

Think Shameless Is Missing From The Title

[MyLittlePony]

I'm really good with a sniper, I usually take them out with that.

I never kill a player in free roam for no reason though.

[FloatinWalrus]

Park a car in the center of the street and place a sticky-bomb on it. Run/drive towards them and shoot, hoping to lure them towards me. If they bite, I run/drive back and wait for them to make contact with the trap.

Oh nice that sounds fun haha

[FloatinWalrus]

I'm really good with a sniper, I usually take them out with that.

I never kill a player in free roam for no reason though.

yah I sniped a guy about 2 blocks away speeding full speed on a motorcycle. I didnt even expect to hit him, it was just a blind shot haha. I was surprised when he fell off the bike.

 

FEELS GOOD MAN. He had no idea where it was coming from haha

[Frank Brown]

 

Park a car in the center of the street and place a sticky-bomb on it. Run/drive towards them and shoot, hoping to lure them towards me. If they bite, I run/drive back and wait for them to make contact with the trap.

Oh nice that sounds fun haha

 

 

"What the f*ck man?!" Is the best sound you'll ever hear when doing that.

[cloudserverslol]

using the cargobob to pick them up in their cars and then drop them from space is fun too

[FloatinWalrus]

using the cargobob to pick them up in their cars and then drop them from space is fun too

Do you get bad sport for that? Where the hell do i find a cargo bob, I need to do this haha. Drop them 3 miles out in the ocean. High enough that they will die, but out above the water so they will think they will live. Found this out when i tried skydiving from a jet above the ocean..without the parachute.

[nruhdal]

This is one of the more advanced, but have succeeded carrying it out a few times: One of my mates place a 9k bounty on me as i'm in my Rhino being pulled under a Cargo-bob at a pretty high altitude. When our brave bounty hunter then approaches, and starts getting confused about where the f his target is at, we drop the tank, which completely smashes the poor lad.

 

The reaction of somebody being smashed by a flying tank without knowing what the f is going on is gold

Edited October 11, 2013 by nruhdal

[Valkerath]

This is one of the more advanced, but have succeeded carrying it out a few times: One of my mates place a 9k bounty on me as i'm in my Rhino being pulled under a Cargo-bob at a pretty high altitude. When our brave bounty hunter then approaches, and starts getting confused about where the f his target is at, we drop the tank, which completely smashes the poor lad.

 

The reaction of somebody being smashed by a flying tank without knowing what the f is going on is gold

oh my god that is lovely.

[EyeMacHunt]

some excellent ideas in here

 

I like to soak the pavement outside a convenience store with petrol when someone is robbing it then shoot it as they come out and watch them jump in their car on fire

[Endead]

Wait for people to go into stores or ammo shops or away from there vehicle. Quickly drive to their vehicle plant a sticky bomb and park around the corner. Watch them drive off. boom.

[Corrupt King]

Tank or air strike

[Brooksburgh]

Park a car in the center of the street and place a sticky-bomb on it. Run/drive towards them and shoot, hoping to lure them towards me. If they bite, I run/drive back and wait for them to make contact with the trap.

i'm adding it to my tactics

[chainsoar]

• Purchase a firearm
• Point the firearm at another player and pull the trigger
• If they fail to die, check that you purchased ammunition
• If you did not purchase ammunition, do so now and return to step 2
• Your target will now die

Patented recipe for success. It's all in my book, out next year entitled "How to be Awesome at Video Games: The Player's Guide to an Infinite Supply of Hookers & Blow"

[Zer0 Zoler0]

If people come after me, I sticky bomb them.

[robbo216]

I had a great kill yesterday. I had just fled to the top of a big hill in the middle of nowhere to escape 2 stars and while I was standing there I put my controller downand was browsing on my laptop letting time go by in-game. A few minutes later I see a message pop up saying "user x" has placed a 7000 bounty on you. I also notice on the radar a user was coming right for me in a helicopter. He obviously thought I was AFK so he landed right next to me and as he was landing I picked up my controller, killed him and flew away in his chopper

 

It was the same guy who put the bounty on me, he obviously thought I wasn't there and wanted to put a bounty on me so he could immediately claim it himself, god knows why, is that a challenge or something? Either way he made a fool of himself.

[xX ApexPredator]

Wait for them to enter a shop, and park a car in the doors. Watch as they helplessly try to get out but can't and get mowed down by cops

[Der Süden]

Helicopter, sniper rifle, roof. It's because I'm pretty much save there and I don't have to worry about 2k Dollar medical bills. I had a lot of awesome kill moments up there...

 

or I steal a fighter jet and terrorize San Andreas.

Edited October 11, 2013 by Preusse

[Jontius]

Man, you are all f*cking evil...

 

...Brilliant!

[IbarakiBen]

Yesterday there were some annoying kids talking and whining constantly about their low level team mate who got killed doing survival. I don't know about anyone else but young kids in this game annoy me.

 

So I stole a car. drove it to the hospital where my friend got the airlift chopper, threw sticky bombs on the car, winched the car and carried it to them, we followed them in their cars until the stopped to argue again and dropped the car between them. I then detonated the bomb killing all 3 and destroying the cars.

 

Another way is to drive past and shoot at someone so they follow and time grenade drops or sticky bomb the ground and detonate as their car goes over it.

 

Lastly, get a fighter jet and rain terror on them.

 

Just remembered, on Monday I saw a player in a clothes store and I soaked his car in gasoline and then waited for him to get in and burnt the car. He tried to drive away and seconds later..... BOOM.

Edited October 11, 2013 by IbarakiBen