What does your Dr. Friedlander psychiatric report say?

[farcide]

From the office of Dr Isiah Friedlander
Client Notes - Highly Confidential

Fascinating. Rarely have I encountered someone so deluded.

Occasionally makes complex choices.

In love with finding a reason as to why awful decisions are correct.

Reckless financially.

Sense of superiority is really odd.

Impressive array of sexual excesses - very desperate.

Must try to teach that there are other living creatures on the planet!

Enjoys speculation.

Easily offended to point of extreme rage.

Not as bad a thief as some.

Not very into yoga, it seems.

Psychotic about most things, but not exercise.

Friendly, in a way.

Lazy in some ways.

In my professional opinion, this one is a f*cking nut job.

[Dns2K]

From the office of Dr Isiah Friedlander
Client Notes - Highly Confidential

Deranged. Seriously deranged.

Tries to see good in everybody, with disastrous effects.

Doesn't hate self as much as any sane person would.

Financially irresponsible.

Conflates sex with money.

Morally conservative about some things - which is weird.

Incapable of seeing needs of others.

Never going to die rich, unless death occurs mid robbery.

Psychopath or sociopath? Both.

Magpie who steal whatever takes their fancy, time and again.

Thought yoga was silly - instead seems to like slaughter.

A freak of many things, but not of physical fitness.

Out going and friendly, in a terrifying kind of way.

A.D.D.?

Nut job!

[ahmshere]

From the office of Dr Isiah Friedlander
Client Notes - Highly Confidential

Like most of my patients, this one really finds themselves very interesting, but fails to see the true problems that underpin their issues.

Cannot make up mind - seemingly about anything.

At times can really embrace his hypocrisy.

Reckless financially.

Loves to act like a big shot.

Seeks out love… in wrong places.

Cares about family, despite their obvious problems.

Wisely invests money - in insane speculations.

Psychopath or sociopath? Both.

Not a kleptomaniac. Not hard to find other problems.

Ignores anything spiritual.

A freak of many things, but not of physical fitness.

Not much of a one for company.

Possible A.D.D.?

Really wish they hadn't walked through my door.

[vamtheanomaly]

From the office of Dr Isiah Friedlander
Client Notes - Highly Confidential

A very tedious case study.

Hypocritical in the extreme.

Terrifying urges.

Desperate for material possessions.

Likes to buy attention.

Feels need to buy sex - probably for obvious reason - is required to buy it.

Must try to teach that there are other living creatures on the planet!

Still a child financially.

Makes up stories about random killings - at least I hope they are stories.

Sticks to tried and tested.

Attempts at spirituality not successful. Unlike crime career.

Over exercise not a vice! At least there's one...

Friendly, in a way.

Not a finisher.

Help!

[Spider-Vice]

From the office of Dr Isiah Friedlander
Client Notes - Highly Confidential

 

So needy and vain.

Compromise is the language of the devil - and this fool loves compromise.

Very large ego.

Tight fisted in the extreme.

Superior - despite many obvious inadequacies.

Morally conservative about some things - which is weird.

Lazy and self absorbed, but needy.

Doubt much of a pension - then again, probably won't need one.

Vindictive in the extreme.

Not as bad a thief as some.

Well, the yoga was not popular. Unlike the murder.

Lazy.

Avoids making new friends.

Lazy in some ways.

Help!

[HellCattX]

From the office of Dr Isiah Friedlander
Client Notes - Highly Confidential

Confusing - so many issues.

Tries to see good in everybody, with disastrous effects.

Perpetual adolescent.

Overly generous - definitely insecure.

Very into showing off.

Impressive array of sexual excesses - very desperate.

Cares about family - so not totally solipsistic.

Enjoys speculation.

Vindictive in the extreme.

Repeat offender.

Seems to like yoga? Yoga? Are you kidding me?

Definitely not a fitness freak - just a freak.

Makes friends easily. Poor friends.

Collector - possible obsessive.

Nut job!

Edited March 6, 2016 by HellCattX

[Tobie Pigeon]

How do you add photos?

[hugh750]

From the office of Dr Isiah Friedlander

Client Notes - Highly Confidential

So needy and vain.

Good at compromise. Not so good at willpower.

Prone to bouts of self justification.

Irresponsible with money and with rest of life.

Hmm – makes weird judgment calls about morals.

Treats women as a commodity.

Will probably get left by family.

Likes white collar crime almost as much as the blue collar variety.

I wish I knew what meds to offer them - arsenic?

Compulsive and repeat thief.

Not into yoga, it seems.

Lazy, lazy, lazy.

Out going and friendly, in a terrifying kind of way.

Easily distracted.

Will make me retire... and emigrate.

Edited March 28, 2016 by hugh750

[CheeseOnTheMoon]

From the office of Dr Isiah Friedlander
Client Notes - Highly Confidential

Hmmmm... words fail me.

Tries to see good in everybody, with disastrous effects.

Searching for a role model in all the wrong places.

Too easy with money.

At times, can be oddly morally superior, which is incredible.

Avoids certain seamy behaviors - unfortunately not all of them.

Family focused - not sure why.

Chancer.

Vindictive bully.

Tends to not steal too much more than situation requires - is that a good thing? I have no idea anymore.

Attempts at spirituality not successful. Unlike crime career.

Not really into physical fitness.

Not interested in making friends with new people.

Obsessive completest - which is unnerving.

Wow - the worst I've come across.

[Reddy51102]

From the office of Dr Isiah Friedlander
Client Notes - Highly Confidential

So needy and vain.

Wants to see himself in a straightforward, simplistic way, in spite of base urges.

In love with finding a reason as to why awful decisions are correct.

Desperate for material possessions.

Possibly repressed.

Sexually judgmental about some things.

Family focused - not sure why.

Enjoys speculation.

Needlessly vindictive.

Seems to prefer well considered crimes - in some instances.

Tried yoga - stuck to mayhem. Great.

Lazy.

Like strangers.

Distracted.

Wow - the worst I've come across.

[GTAHeister123]

From the office of Dr Isiah Friedlander
Client Notes - Highly Confidential

I get the feeling I will be seeing this one a lot.

Compromise is the language of the devil - and this fool loves compromise.

Prone to bouts of self justification.

Definitely mean. Very mean. Will probably skip out of bill.

Very supercilious.

Sexually judgmental about some things.

Will probably get left by family.

Avoids speculation.

Needlessly vindictive.

Tends to not steal too much more than situation requires - is that a good thing? I have no idea anymore.

Ignores anything spiritual.

Lazy.

Not interested in making friends with new people.

Possible A.D.D.?

In my professional opinion, this one is a f*cking nut job.

From the office of Dr Isiah Friedlander
Client Notes - Highly Confidential

I get the feeling I will be seeing this one a lot.

Compromise is the language of the devil - and this fool loves compromise.

Prone to bouts of self justification.

Definitely mean. Very mean. Will probably skip out of bill.

Very supercilious.

Sexually judgmental about some things.

Will probably get left by family.

Avoids speculation.

Needlessly vindictive.

Tends to not steal too much more than situation requires - is that a good thing? I have no idea anymore.

Ignores anything spiritual.

Lazy.

Not interested in making friends with new people.

Possible A.D.D.?

In my professional opinion, this one is a f*cking nut job.

[Idkgoogleit]

interested to compare results with other players....i feel this is highly accurate of me. Here is my report :

 

Remarkable - a true sociopath.

Definitely incapable of making a real decision.

At times can really embrace his hypocrisy.

Mean. Very mean.

Sense of superiority is really odd.

Has some moral boundaries, it seems - just nowhere near enough.

Will probably get left by family.

Never going to die rich, unless death occurs mid robbery.

I wish I knew what meds to offer them - arsenic?

Sticks to tried and tested.

Tried yoga but preferred murder?

Lazy, lazy, lazy.

Avoids some confrontations on the street - very odd.

Struggles to see things through to the end - sometimes.

In my professional opinion, this one is a f*cking nut job.

[Spyderrae]

From the office of Dr Isiah Friedlander

Client Notes - Highly Confidential

Like most of my patients, this one really finds themselves very interesting, but fails to see the true problems that underpin their issues.

Cannot make up mind - seemingly about anything.

Riddled with ambition.

Overly generous - definitely insecure.

Possibly repressed.

Seeks out love in wrong places.

Will probably get left by family.

Enjoys speculation.

Psychopath or sociopath? Both.

At least keeps the car stealing to minimum.

Yoga? No. Murder? Yes!

Psychotic about most things, but not exercise.

Out going and friendly, in a terrifying kind of way.

Finds finishing jobs challenging.

Needs a lot of help - as do I!

 

 

Almost 4 years later here's my PS4 report:

 

From the office of Dr Isiah Friedlander

Client Notes - Highly Confidential

This lunatic will retire me.

Drawn to easy way out of problems.

Justifies poor behavior as part of chronic and over extended adolescence.

Hides myriad inadequacies behind cash being thrown around.

Very supercilious.

Has some moral boundaries, it seems - just nowhere near enough.

Cares about family, despite their obvious problems.

Very into random speculation.

Terrifyingly insular.

At least keeps the car stealing to minimum.

Thought yoga was silly - instead seems to like slaughter.

Definitely not a fitness freak - just a freak.

Friendly, in a way.

Finds finishing jobs challenging.

Not sure where this is leading - no where good.

These eerily ring true about me in real life

[Smartguy_10]

From the office of Dr Isiah Friedlander

Client Notes - Highly confidential

 

- like most of my patients, this one really finds themselves very interesting, but fails to see the true problems that underpin their issues

- Sees both sides of the argument - And can’t make their mind up.

-  really has no sense of right or wrong. 

-  reckless financially. 

-  very into showing off. 

-  uses women heartlessly - then again, no sane woman would want to know 

- Family focused. Not sure why

- investor type - which is odd given risk taking as unlikely to make old bones 

- I wish I knew what meds to offer - arsenic?

- Frighteningly cold hearted about other people when it comes to Property, etc.

-  attempt at spirituality not successful. Unlike crime career 

- A freak of many thing but by physical fitness

- Seems to meet a lot of strange people. Easily distracted. 

- I’m really confused - as crazy as anyone I’ve ever met. 

[Jamesk1193]

Remarkable - a true sociopath.

Classic fence sitter!

Very grandiose.

Irresponsible with money and with rest of life.

At times, can be oddly morally superior, which is incredible.

Sexually needy, heartless - uses and discards women - wonders why cannot form real relationships!

Very dependent on family for self-worth, which is odd.

Chancer.

Needlessly vindictive.

Frighteningly cold hearted about other people when it comes to property, etc.

Thought yoga was beneath them. Prefers mass murder as a way of calming the nerves.

At least they don't over exercise.

Makes friends easily. Poor friends.

Struggles to see things through to the end - sometimes.

Oh brother!

Remarkable - a true sociopath.

Classic fence sitter!

Very grandiose.

Irresponsible with money and with rest of life.

At times, can be oddly morally superior, which is incredible.

Sexually needy, heartless - uses and discards women - wonders why cannot form real relationships!

Very dependent on family for self-worth, which is odd.

Chancer.

Needlessly vindictive.

Frighteningly cold hearted about other people when it comes to property, etc.

Thought yoga was beneath them. Prefers mass murder as a way of calming the nerves.

At least they don't over exercise.

Makes friends easily. Poor friends.

Struggles to see things through to the end - sometimes.

Oh brother!

3 minutes ago, Jamesk1193 said:

Remarkable - a true sociopath.

Classic fence sitter!

Very grandiose.

Irresponsible with money and with rest of life.

At times, can be oddly morally superior, which is incredible.

Sexually needy, heartless - uses and discards women - wonders why cannot form real relationships!

Very dependent on family for self-worth, which is odd.

Chancer.

Needlessly vindictive.

Frighteningly cold hearted about other people when it comes to property, etc.

Thought yoga was beneath them. Prefers mass murder as a way of calming the nerves.

At least they don't over exercise.

Makes friends easily. Poor friends.

Struggles to see things through to the end - sometimes.

Oh brother!

 

Edited August 31, 2019 by Jamesk1193

[Nymphonomicon]

*Don't know exactly what to make of this one.
*Wants to see himself in a straightforward, simplistic way, in spite of base urges.
*Wow - identifies with the strangest people.
*Careless with money.
*Desperate for female attention.
*Sexual risk taker - remember not to shake hands!
*Family focused - not sure why.
*Investor type - which is odd given risk taking as unlikely to make old bones.
*Vindictive in the extreme.
*Incapable of respecting property rights.
*Keen yogi? You have to be kidding me.
*At least they don't over exercise.
*Friendly, in a way.
*Distracted.
*Will make me retire... and emigrate.

Edited December 17, 2019 by Nymphonomicon
.typo.

[Max.pain]

do we get to see this even if we kill michael?

[Tekno1]

From the office of Dr Isiah Friedlander
Client Notes - Highly Confidential

A very tedious case study.

Seems to want the easy way out of problems.

Not really capable of seeing how hypocritical their actions are - sees bad in others easily enough though.

Loves showing off with money.

Prone to being judgmental about some weaknesses but not own.

Sexually judgmental about some things.

Not good at giving time to others.

Avoids speculation.

Vindictive bully.

Violent thief.

Tried yoga - stuck to mayhem. Great.

Over exercise not a vice! At least there's one...

Like strangers.

A.D.D.?

Needs a lot of help - as do I!

On 12/17/2019 at 10:49 AM, Max.pain said:

do we get to see this even if we kill michael?

No, you cannot. But i do think you can still get it if you kill Friedlander.

[Story Mode]

Here's some tips to get the best possible Psychatic Evaluation:

1. Intro line.

2. Choose all heist options and the ending option "C" less than a second.

3. Attend all therapy sessions at a point when Michael reports the most problems to Dr. F and accept all of his advices less than a second.

4. Do not spend money to buy any useless stuff (as you will get free stuff during the missions).

5. Never use any prostitute services with any character.

6. Never spend any money in the stripe club.

7. Accept all Michael's family side missions.

8. Invest in stock market frequently and earn huge profits.

9. Never kill any innocent civilians and cops when in free roam.

10. Never steal any vehicles nor stores in free roam.

11. Perform Yoga alot during the storyline.

12. Perform Triathlons and Tennis alot during the storyline.

13. Do random events and strangers and freaks alot during the storyline.

14. Collect letter scraps and spaceship parts, and complete their final mission.

15. Final summary.

 

Edited May 3, 2020 by Story Mode

[JHove19]

Not sure what to make of this one - interesting, up to a point, but also very, very boring.

Occasionally makes complex choices.

In love with finding a reason as to why awful decisions are correct.

Mean. Very mean.

Thinks of self as above certain temptations.

Sees self as savior of women - odd given certain behaviors.

Will probably get left by family.

Never going to die rich, unless death occurs mid robbery.

Frighteningly myopic about suffering (of others).

Probably not a full blown kleptomaniac.

Well, the yoga was not popular. Unlike the murder.

Avoids strenuous exercise.

Narrow minded.

Easily distracted.

Really wish they hadn't walked through my door.

2 minutes ago, JHove19 said:

Not sure what to make of this one - interesting, up to a point, but also very, very boring.

Occasionally makes complex choices.

In love with finding a reason as to why awful decisions are correct.

Mean. Very mean.

Thinks of self as above certain temptations.

Sees self as savior of women - odd given certain behaviors.

Will probably get left by family.

Never going to die rich, unless death occurs mid robbery.

Frighteningly myopic about suffering (of others).

Probably not a full blown kleptomaniac.

Well, the yoga was not popular. Unlike the murder.

Avoids strenuous exercise.

Narrow minded.

Easily distracted.

Really wish they hadn't walked through my door.

I did the absolute bare minimum to complete the main story only

[YeeYeeAssHaircut]

From the office of Dr Isiah Friedlander
Client Notes - Highly Confidential

So needy and vain.

Tries to see good in everybody, with disastrous effects.

Wants to see self as a leader.

Tries to fill void with things.

Possibly repressed.

Avoids certain seamy behaviors - unfortunately not all of them.

Lazy and self absorbed, but needy.

Avoids get rich quick schemes, (aside from the armed robbery, mugging, etc).

Terrifyingly insular.

Only robs with good reason - or with some reason.

Ignores anything spiritual.

Over exercise not a vice! At least there's one...

Seems to prefer a predictable life to the chaos of real life - unless they are one causing chaos.

Finds finishing jobs challenging.

Oh brother!

[TheRaZorLeaf112]

I'm roughly 8.5 years too late, but...

 

• A bit of a tragic case - riddled with contradictory issues.
• Good at compromise. Not so good at willpower.
• Show me the father and I will show you the neuroses.
• Too easy with money.
• Voyeuristic.
• Needy and desperate, especially about aspects of sexually.
• Avoids family commitments.
• Thinks they are a wise type who sees the bigger picture.
• I wish I knew what meds to offer them - arsenic?
• Thief. Awful, bullying thief. Must try to sell them course work about this.
• Well, the yoga was not popular. Unlike the murder.
• Lazy.
• Seems to like strange people.
• Not obsessive about some things.
• Not sure where this is leading - nowhere good.

 

So, basically, what I've gotten from this is that I am a sex addicted freak who only knows how to steal vehicles then kill the owners. I've also found that I just tend to go on random killing sprees and blow things up (if I have a RPG in my possession). I still do not know what the third one refers to, and I am shocked that I am so far gone the guy even said I should be offered arsenic because it is the only cure to my madness. He is right that this is leading nowhere good, but if it offers any closure I haven't engaged in sexual activities in a while ingame and my random killing sprees... have declined slightly..

[Jonfvgf]

Remarkable a true sociopath.

classic fence sitter.

cannot give up childhood.

definitely mean very mean will probably skip out of Bill

very supercilious

sexually unsure of self unfortunately not the case elsewhere.

not good at giving time to others.

doubt has much of a pension then again probably won't need one.

vindictive bully respect some property rights not others of course.

yogi no not so much happier with lunacy.

a freak of many things but not physical fitness.

narrow-minded lazy in some ways.

what a Bizarre assortment of problems.

[Homicidal Hipster]

From the office of Dr Isiah Friedland

 

Client Notes Highly Confidential

 

. Like most of my patients, this one really finds themselves very interesting, but falls to see the true problems that underpin their issues.

 

. Decisively indecisive.

 

. Out of control id - Jung would have a field day with this one. • Throws money around very freely -suggest sexual inadequacies - must investigate further.

 

Desperate for female attention.

 

Sexually needy, heartless - uses and

 

discards women - wonders why cannot form real

 

relationships!

 

Loyal to crazy family, which I suppose is a

 

start.

 

. Still a child financially. -Makes up stories about random killings - at least I hope they are stories.

 

Not a kleptomaniac. Not hard to find other

 

problems. Thought yoga was silly - instead seems to

 

like slaughter. Physically unambitious.

 

Friendly, but terrifying. Struggles to see things through to the end -

 

sometimes. Oh brother!