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What does your Dr. Friedlander psychiatric report say?


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Is there any way of seeing it again?

Yes. You can find it under the "Missions" tab on the Social Club stats page for V. It's the very last one, named "Psychiatric Report".

 

 

 

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Is there an offline way of obtaining it? I long ago discontinued using my Social Club account.

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On my last save game on PS3:

 

 

From the office of Dr Isiah Friedlander

Client Notes - Highly Confidential

 

So needy and vain.

Tries to do the right thing - poor judgment as to what that is.

Likes to think of self as big cheese.

Pointlessly mean with money.

Sense of superiority is really odd.

Sexually judgmental about some things.

Decent member of family - unfortunately, family is awful!

Doubt much of a pension - then again, probably won't need one.

Frighteningly myopic about suffering (of others).

At least keeps the car stealing to minimum.

Ignores anything spiritual.

Definitely not a fitness freak - just a freak.

Doesn't mix well with others, as if that were a surprise.

Easily distracted.

Hmmm... bat sh*t crazy.

On PS4:

 

From the office of Dr Isiah Friedlander

Client Notes - Highly Confidential

 

So needy and vain.

Tries to do the right thing - poor judgment as to what that is.

Likes to think of self as big cheese.

Pointlessly mean with money.

Sense of superiority is really odd.

Sexually judgmental about some things.

Decent member of family - unfortunately, family is awful!

Doubt much of a pension - then again, probably won't need one.

Frighteningly myopic about suffering (of others).

At least keeps the car stealing to minimum.

Ignores anything spiritual.

Definitely not a fitness freak - just a freak.

Doesn't mix well with others, as if that were a surprise.

Easily distracted.

Hmmm... bat sh*t crazy.

Basically, the same on both platforms. :p

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Is there any way of seeing it again?

Yes. You can find it under the "Missions" tab on the Social Club stats page for V. It's the very last one, named "Psychiatric Report".

 

 

 

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Is there an offline way of obtaining it? I long ago discontinued using my Social Club account.

 

Not that I know of. Sorry.

 

You may be able to view it through the in-game mission replay feature, but I'm not sure if it qualifies as a "mission" in-game, the same way it does on the SC stats page.

 

Maybe try looking at some in-game menus? If that doesn't work, maybe you could briefly sync up your game with Social Club and see if the page updates (unless you closed the account, if that's even possible)?

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Is there any way of seeing it again?

Yes. You can find it under the "Missions" tab on the Social Club stats page for V. It's the very last one, named "Psychiatric Report".

 

 

 

2cc32b9eb8.jpg

 

 

 

Is there an offline way of obtaining it? I long ago discontinued using my Social Club account.

 

 

 

Not that I know of. Sorry.

 

You may be able to view it through the in-game mission replay feature, but I'm not sure if it qualifies as a "mission" in-game, the same way it does on the SC stats page.

 

Maybe try looking at some in-game menus? If that doesn't work, maybe you could briefly sync up your game with Social Club and see if the page updates (unless you closed the account, if that's even possible)?

 

I guess I'll give it a try when the PC version lands, Xerukal. Furthermore, I just don't use my account, since I downloaded Xliveless. :)

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From the office of Dr Isiah Friedlander
Client Notes - Highly Confidential

A bit of a tragic case - riddled with contradictory issues.

Good at compromise. Not so good at willpower.

Wants to see self as a leader.

Will probably refuse to pay bill.

Very supercilious.

Wants to moralize, despite flaws.

Not good at giving time to others.

Probably hoards money under mattress rather than invests it.

I wish I knew what meds to offer them - arsenic?

Kleptomaniac.

Not into yoga, it seems.

A freak of many things, but not of physical fitness.

Out going and friendly, in a terrifying kind of way.

Not bothered with tasks they deem 'boring'.

I'm really confused - as crazy as anyone I've ever met.

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From the office of Dr Isiah Friedlander
Client Notes - Highly Confidential

Tedious and predictable, but will pay for the second home.

Tries to do the right thing - poor judgment as to what that is.

Raging ego.

Tries to fill void with things.

Possibly repressed.

Sexually unsure of self - unfortunately not the case elsewhere.

Co dependent.

Chancer.

Psychopath or sociopath? Both.

Probably not a full blown kleptomaniac.

Ignores anything spiritual.

Psychotic about most things, but not exercise.

Likes new people - or kills them.

Finds finishing jobs challenging.

Wow - the worst I've come across.

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PS4

 

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From the office of Dr Isiah Friedlander
Client Notes - Highly Confidential

Like most of my patients, this one really finds themselves very interesting, but fails to see the true problems that underpin their issues.

Tries to do the right thing - poor judgment as to what that is.

Likes to think of self as big cheese.

Overly generous - definitely insecure.

Repressed, in some ways - mostly sexual. Definitely a confusing area - must investigate further.

Possibly homosexual. Not sure they even know - imagine we will chat for many, many years, then they'll run off with a trucker.

Family minded for some reason.

Wisely invests money - in insane speculations.

Prone to random and futile outbursts of violence.

At least has cut down on robbing of cars.

Keen yogi? You have to be kidding me.

Definitely not a fitness freak - just a freak.

Seems to like strange people.

Not a finisher.

Don’t know if they need help, but I know I do!

 

Xbox 360

 

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From the office of Dr Isiah Friedlander
Client Notes - Highly Confidential

Hmmmm... words fail me.

Sees both sides of the argument - and can't make their mind up.

Very grandiose.

Very cost conscious.

Possibly repressed.

Sexually judgmental about some things.

Loves family - having met them, not sure quite why.

Very into random speculation.

Possibly worst psychopath I have encountered.

Tends to not steal too much more than situation requires - is that a good thing? I have no idea anymore.

Tried yoga but preferred murder?

A freak of many things, but not of physical fitness.

Not much of a one for company.

Not bothered with tasks they deem 'boring'.

In my professional opinion, this one is a f*cking nut job.

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From the office of Dr Isiah Friedlander
Client Notes - Highly Confidential

Fascinating. Rarely have I encountered someone so deluded.

Good at compromise. Not so good at willpower.

Keeps truly terrible company.

Insecure hoarder.

Likes to buy attention.

Definite whore / Madonna complex. More on the whore side of things.

Not good at giving time to others.

Wisely invests money - in insane speculations.

Makes up stories about random killings - at least I hope they are stories.

Magpie who steal whatever takes their fancy, time and again.

Practices yoga, alongside all the mayhem, of course.

A freak of many things, but not of physical fitness.

Crazy but outgoing.

Not obsessive about some things.

Oh brother!

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Breakdown

 

Each line in the evaluation refers to a particular statistic:

 

  • How long it took to complete the main story

 

Heist choice

 

How many times you've admitted mistakes in earlier sessions

 

Money expenditure

 

Money spent at strip club

 

Prostitutes/strip clubs visits

 

How many times you've assisted your family

 

Whether or not you've done any Strangers and Freaks missions

 

Civilian kills (including Cops)

 

Store robberies

 

Yoga (and how good you are at it)

 

Exercise (tennis and triathlons)

 

Random encounters

 

Collectibles

 

Final summary

 

To check your Psychiatric Evaluation, you can visit your Social Club profile.

 

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Craigsters
I rushed to finish the game today when the Rumour Mill of Fallout 4 would be announced today!..
A e-friend at another forum I frequent said this
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about the doctor evaluation, you do know that what it say has to do with you as a person right? mine was spot on me.
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if what he said is true, well i was smacked around by friends for being homophobic one time well we where drinking beer
here's Dr. Isiah Friedlander psychological evaluation of Michael

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"You don't understand! I could've had class. I could've been a contender. I could've been somebody, instead of a bum, which is what I am."

                                                                                                                                                   

                                                                                                                                                                           On the Waterfront 1954 M.Brando

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From the office of Dr Isiah Friedlander
Client Notes - Highly Confidential

An intriguing case.

Tries to see good in everybody, with disastrous effects.

Out of control id - Jung would have a field day with this one.

Careless with money.

Sexually confused.

Sexually judgmental about some things.

Family focused - not sure why.

Avoids things they do not understand - which means a lot of things get avoided.

Possibly worst psychopath I have encountered.

Sticks to tried and tested.

Thought yoga was beneath them. Prefers mass murder as a way of calming the nerves.

Definitely not a fitness freak - just a freak.

Picks up lots of weird people.

Not able to really finish things they start.

Hmmm... that’s all I can say... hmmm.

 

Time to play this song then

 

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Igor Bogdanoff

From the office of Dr Isiah Friedlander
Client Notes - Highly Confidential

A very tedious case study.

Classic fence sitter!

Self justifying fool.

Insecure hoarder.

Prone to being judgmental about some weaknesses but not own.

Possibly homosexual. Not sure they even know - imagine we will chat for many, many years, then they'll run off with a trucker.

Loves family - having met them, not sure quite why.

Not very into white collar crime.

Vindictive bully.

Respects some property rights - not others, of course.

Must make sure yoga does not influence their time with me.

A freak of many things, but not of physical fitness.

Seems to like strange people.

Not able to really finish things they start.

Not sure where this is leading - no where good.

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From the office of Dr Isiah Friedlander

Client Notes - Highly Confidential

Tedious and predictable, but will pay for the second home.

Cannot make up mind - seemingly about anything.

Morally - totally lost.

Overly generous - definitely insecure.

Conflates sex with money.

Definite whore / Madonna complex. More on the whore side of things.

Wants to be good family member.

Falls for get rich quick schemes and other easy way outs.

Easily offended to point of extreme rage.

Not a kleptomaniac. Not hard to find other problems.[/color]

Not much of a yogi... hardly a surprise.

Avoids strenuous exercise.

Seems to meet a lot of very strange people.

Possible A.D.D.?

A real mess.

 

Amusingly, this hits quite close home to me.

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My report.... which I don't care about. RIP Pube Head

 

Terrifying. Deluded, lonely, desperate and vain.

Tries to do the right thing - poor judgment as to what that is.

Raging ego.

Tight fisted in the extreme.

Superior - despite many obvious inadequacies.

Avoids certain seamy behaviors - unfortunately not all of them.

Loyal to crazy family, which I suppose is a start.

Investor type - which is odd given risk taking as unlikely to make old bones.

Incapable of valuing suffering of others.

One person crime wave - who talks proudly of this country!

Yogi? No. not so much. Happier with lunacy.

Over exercise not a vice! At least there's one...

Friendly, but terrifying.

Distracted.

Needs a lot of help - as do I!

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Sussus Amongus

From the office of Dr Isiah Friedlander
Client Notes - Highly Confidential

Dull but at least they have insurance.

Good at compromise. Not so good at willpower.

Likes to think of self as big cheese.

Overly generous - definitely insecure.

Sense of superiority is really odd.

Sees self as savior of women - odd given certain behaviors.

Wants to be good family member.

Not exactly an investor.

Incapable of valuing suffering of others.

Kleptomaniac.

Ignores anything spiritual.

Definitely not a fitness freak - just a freak.

Seems to meet a lot of very strange people.

Not obsessive about some things.

Well, well, well, a maniac.

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From the office of Dr Isiah Friedlander
Client Notes - Highly Confidential

A very tedious case study.

Sees both sides of the argument - and can't make their mind up.

Terrifying egomaniac.

Loves showing off with money.

Prone to being judgmental about some weaknesses but not own.

Rather watch than do - so can judge others.

Lazy and solipsistic - then again, family is awful.

Scared of adult world.

Vindictive bully.

Probably not a full blown kleptomaniac.

Attempts at spirituality not successful. Unlike crime career.

Not really into physical fitness.

Bit of a loner in some ways.

Possible A.D.D.?

Well, well, well, a maniac.

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From the office of Dr Isiah Friedlander
Client Notes - Highly Confidential

I sincerely hope someone arrests this maniac very soon.

Tries to do the right thing - poor judgment as to what that is.

Terrifying egomaniac.

Classic consumer, trying to fill spiritual void with material possessions - should try to sell them a lot of my books, CDS etc.

Very supercilious.

Seeks out love… in wrong places.

Loyal to crazy family, which I suppose is a start.

Investor type - which is odd given risk taking as unlikely to make old bones.

Makes up stories about random killings - at least I hope they are stories.

Sticks to tried and tested.

Yoga? No. Murder? Yes!

Psychotic about most things, but not exercise.

Seems to meet a lot of very strange people.

Possible A.D.D.?

Hmmm... that’s all I can say... hmmm.

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From the office of Dr Isiah Friedlander

Client Notes - Highly Confidential

Very, very depressing case.

Decisively indecisive.

Scared of adult hood and its many realities.

Definitely mean. Very mean. Will probably skip out of bill.

Very supercilious.

Sexually unsure of self - unfortunately not the case elsewhere.

Not good at giving time to others.

Eager capitalist.

Prone to random and futile outbursts of violence.

Sticks to tried and tested.

Tried yoga - stuck to mayhem. Great.

Psychotic about most things, but not exercise.

Friendly, in a way.

Not a finisher.

What a f*cking mess!

 

That's mine

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Current Playthrough:

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From the office of Dr Isiah Friedlander

Client Notes - Highly Confidential

Like most of my patients, this one really finds themselves very interesting, but fails to see the true problems that underpin their issues.

Classic fence sitter!

Terrifying egomaniac.

Insecure hoarder.

Prone to being judgmental about some weaknesses but not own.

Possibly homosexual. Not sure they even know - imagine we will chat for many, many years, then they'll run off with a trucker.

Incapable of seeing needs of others.

Not very into white collar crime.

Incapable of valuing suffering of others.

Thieving kept to something of a minimum.

Tried yoga - stuck to mayhem. Great.

Over exercise not a vice! At least there's one...

Avoids making new friends.

Not a finisher.

Hmm - probably one to write about in next book.

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AllWeHadToDoWas

From the office of Dr Isiah Friedlander
Client Notes - Highly Confidential

Very, very depressing case.

Good at compromise. Not so good at willpower.

Prone to bouts of self justification.

Hides myriad inadequacies behind cash being thrown around.

Thinks of self as above certain temptations.

Sexually judgmental about some things.

Wants to be good family member.

Very into random speculation.

Psychopath or sociopath? Both.

Probably not a full blown kleptomaniac.

Ignores anything spiritual.

Lazy.

Likes new people - or kills them.

Easily distracted.

Really wish they hadn't walked through my door.

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From the office of Dr Isiah Friedlander
Client Notes - Highly Confidential

Fascinating. Rarely have I encountered someone so deluded.

Tries to see good in everybody, with disastrous effects.

Very grandiose.

Tries to fill void with things.

Conflates sex with money.

Avoids certain seamy behaviors - unfortunately not all of them.

Decent member of family - unfortunately, family is awful!

Greedy, prone to gambling - likely cause of addiction - remember to sell book.

Terrifyingly insular.

Seems to prefer well considered crimes - in some instances.

Yoga? No. Murder? Yes!

At least they don't over exercise.

Makes friends easily. Poor friends.

Not obsessive about some things.

Hmmm... bat sh*t crazy.

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From the office of Dr Isiah Friedlander
Client Notes - Highly Confidential

Bit of a confusing case - not really sure where to begin.

Tries to do the right thing - poor judgment as to what that is.

Rarely seen someone with stranger base desires and less shame about them.

Throws money around very freely - suggest sexual inadequacies - must investigate further.

Creepy with women.

Sexually needy, heartless - uses and discards women - wonders why cannot form real relationships!

Cares about family - so not totally solipsistic.

Investor type - which is odd given risk taking as unlikely to make old bones.

Vindictive bully.

Seems to be full blown kleptomaniac.

Devoted yogi? Bizarre!

At least they don't over exercise.

Likes new people - or kills them.

Not able to really finish things they start.

Will make me retire... and emigrate.

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From the office of Dr Isiah Friedlander

Client Notes - Highly Confidential

I get the feeling I will be seeing this one a lot.

Sees both sides of the argument - and can't make their mind up.

Classic case of father issues.

Irresponsible with money and with rest of life.

Likes to show off around women.

Definite whore / Madonna complex. More on the whore side of things.

Cares about family - so not totally solipsistic.

Chancer.

Incapable of valuing suffering of others.

Kleptomaniac.

Bizarrely into new age activities.

A freak of many things, but not of physical fitness.

Likes new people - or kills them.

Not bothered with tasks they deem 'boring'.

Nut job!

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Did anyone get a "good/positive" report? Like as little kills as possible, no stolen cars etc?

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Did anyone get a "good/positive" report? Like as little kills as possible, no stolen cars etc?

I've wondered that too but I think it's impossible because you get your results after you finish story mode I believe. Obviously in story mode you're shooting up the place and killing people and doing all sorts of no no's. I don't think positive is ever possible but in my story mode I avoided prostitution in strip clubs and stuff and my report said I was sexually judgmental about some stuff lol

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Did anyone get a "good/positive" report? Like as little kills as possible, no stolen cars etc?

I've wondered that too but I think it's impossible because you get your results after you finish story mode I believe. Obviously in story mode you're shooting up the place and killing people and doing all sorts of no no's. I don't think positive is ever possible but in my story mode I avoided prostitution in strip clubs and stuff and my report said I was sexually judgmental about some stuff lol

Yeah, I guess you gotta know what actions affect each thing in the report and try to do/avoid it, as I don't know what causes you to get "sees both sides of an argument and can't make mind up" and some others.

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From the office of Dr Isiah Friedlander
Client Notes - Highly Confidential

Hmmmm... words fail me.
Tries to do the right thing - poor judgment as to what that is.
Perpetual adolescent.
Classic consumer, trying to fill spiritual void with material possessions - should try to sell them a lot of my books, CDS etc.
Possibly repressed.
Possibly homosexual. Not sure they even know - imagine we will chat for many, many years, then they'll run off with a trucker.
Decent member of family - unfortunately, family is awful!
Will end up very rich or entirely bankrupt. Cannot decide which.
Frighteningly myopic about suffering (of others).
Frightened of too much change.
Attempts at spirituality not successful. Unlike crime career.
A freak of many things, but not of physical fitness.
Crazy but outgoing.
Possible A.D.D.?

Hmmm... bat sh*t crazy.

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