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silvermerc50

What does your Dr. Friedlander psychiatric report say?

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Cuexcomate

From the office of Dr Isiah Friedlander
Client Notes - Highly Confidential

Bit of a confusing case - not really sure where to begin.

Definitely incapable of making a real decision.

Riddled with ambition.

Careless with money.

Loves to act like a big shot.

Sees self as savior of women - odd given certain behaviors.

Not a good care giver.

Eager capitalist.

Possibly worst psychopath I have encountered.

Thief. Awful, bullying thief. Must try to sell them course work about this.

Ignores anything spiritual.

Lazy.

Likes new people - or kills them.

A.D.D.?

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WildBrick142

Can I bump this if it's on topic?

 

Just finished my current playthrough to 100% (which also included maxing all stats for all characters and buying, doing and completing everything possible in the game) and got this:

 

From the office of Dr Isiah Friedlander
Client Notes - Highly Confidential

  • Very, very depressing case.
  • Tries to do the right thing - poor judgment as to what that is.
  • Will find ageing very problematic.
  • Classic consumer, trying to fill spiritual void with material possessions - should try to sell them a lot of my books, CDS etc.
  • Conflates sex with money.
  • Treats women as a commodity.
  • Spends time with family - and manages not to kill them - maybe a possible sign of progress?
  • Will end up very rich or entirely bankrupt. Cannot decide which.
  • Needlessly vindictive.
  • Desperately dishonest and violent regarding property of others.
  • Yoga? Wow! It's not working very well.
  • Very into fitness.
  • Seems to meet a lot of very strange people.
  • Seems to have OCD, amongst other issues.
  • Will make me retire... and emigrate.

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Skeever

From the office of Dr Isiah Friedlander
Client Notes - Highly Confidential

Not sure what to make of this one - interesting, up to a point, but also very, very boring.

Classic fence sitter!

Not really capable of seeing how hypocritical their actions are - sees bad in others easily enough though.

Loves showing off with money.

Possibly repressed.

Treats women respectfully - when not killing them or their husbands.

Co dependent.

Eager capitalist.

Vindictive in the extreme.

Seems to prefer well considered crimes - in some instances.

Seems to like yoga? Yoga? Are you kidding me?

Avoids strenuous exercise.

Out going and friendly, in a terrifying kind of way.

Not able to really finish things they start.

In my professional opinion, this one is a f*cking nut job.

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I only did Yoga twice (to raise M's strength/lung capacity), so I have no idea what he means by me liking Yoga (I hate that minigame). Never spent much money during the storyline, either, so I don't get what he says about me showing off with money. Everything else isn't too far off, though.

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Antigenetic

A very tedious case study.


Compromise is the language of the devil - and this fool loves compromise.


Cannot give up childhood.


Probably end up in the poor house - still should pay for my ski chalet.


Voyeuristic.


Uses women heartlessly - then again, no sane woman would want to know!


Really not capable of giving to others.


Enjoys speculation.


Vindictive bully.


Only robs with good reason - or with some reason.


Seems to like yoga? Yoga? Are you kidding me?


Avoids strenuous exercise.


Like strangers.


A.D.D.?


I am very confused. Don't think I am the only one.


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Karlitoz-E

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From the office of Dr Isiah Friedlander
Client Notes - Highly Confidential

Bit of a confusing case - not really sure where to begin.

Seems to want the easy way out of problems.

Scared of ageing. Which is a worry.

Classic consumer, trying to fill spiritual void with material possessions - should try to sell them a lot of my books, CDS etc.

Superior - despite many obvious inadequacies.

Uses women heartlessly - then again, no sane woman would want to know!

Avoids family commitments.

Investor type - which is odd given risk taking as unlikely to make old bones.

Psychopath or sociopath? Both.

Seems to be full blown kleptomaniac.

Well, the yoga was not popular. Unlike the murder.

Avoids strenuous exercise.

Easily distracted and eager to try new things, meet new people, cause new trouble!

Finds finishing jobs challenging.

Wow - the worst I've come across.

Edited by Karlitoz-E

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wiizardii

From the office of Dr Isiah Friedlander
Client Notes - Highly Confidential

A very tedious case study.

Decisively indecisive.

Very grandiose.

Pointlessly mean with money.

Prone to being judgmental about some weaknesses but not own.

Sexually judgmental about some things.

Avoids family commitments.

Not exactly an investor.

Vindictive bully.

Seems to prefer well considered crimes - in some instances.

Tried yoga but preferred murder?

Avoids strenuous exercise.

Crazy but outgoing.

Easily distracted.

Help!

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drscot

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From the office of Dr Isiah Friedlander
Client Notes - Highly Confidential

So needy and vain.

Definitely incapable of making a real decision.

Doesn't hate self as much as any sane person would.

Probably end up in the poor house - still should pay for my ski chalet.

Repressed, in some ways - mostly sexual. Definitely a confusing area - must investigate further.

Definite whore / Madonna complex. More on the whore side of things.

Loyal to crazy family, which I suppose is a start.

Will end up very rich or entirely bankrupt. Cannot decide which.

Vindictive in the extreme.

Serial thief.

Ignores anything spiritual.

Psychotic about most things, but not exercise.

Crazy but outgoing.

Distracted.

A real mess.

Great xD Has anyone got a vaguely good report?

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Drazkul

From the office of Dr Isiah Friedlander

Client Notes - Highly Confidential

Don't know exactly what to make of this one.

Tries to see good in everybody, with disastrous effects.

Likes to think of self as big cheese.

Throws money around very freely - suggest sexual inadequacies - must investigate further.

Needy, somewhat creepy show off.

Treats women as a commodity.

Ignores family life.

Greedy, prone to gambling - likely cause of addiction - remember to sell book.

Easily offended to point of extreme rage.

One person crime wave - who talks proudly of this country!

Yoga? No. Murder? Yes!

Physically unambitious.

Seems to like strange people.

Collector - possible obsessive.

A real mess.

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Rokussi

From the office of Dr Isiah Friedlander
Client Notes - Highly Confidential

Hmmmm... words fail me.

Sees both sides of the argument - and can't make their mind up.

Self justifying fool.

Mean. Very mean.

Needy, somewhat creepy show off.

Has some moral boundaries, it seems - just nowhere near enough.

Ignores family life.

Eager capitalist.

Needlessly vindictive.

Thief. Awful, bullying thief. Must try to sell them course work about this.

Seems to like yoga? Yoga? Are you kidding me?

Psychotic about most things, but not exercise.

Avoids new people.

Distracted.

So this is why I went to medical school.

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Mr.Nedich

Sorry to bump this, but this isn't worth making a new thread over.

 

How do I pull up my Psych Eval? I've long since completed the game, but I never actually got to look at the evaluation. Anytime I look on the Social Club, it just tells me it's not available. :/

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Stingray69

From the office of Dr Isiah Friedlander
Client Notes - Highly Confidential

So needy and vain.

Occasionally makes complex choices.

Prone to bouts of self justification.

Probable hoarder.

Creepy with women.

Sexually repressed, which is a good thing.

Spends time with family - and manages not to kill them - maybe a possible sign of progress?

Enjoys speculation.

Terrifyingly insular.

Seems to prefer well considered crimes - in some instances.

Well, the yoga was not popular. Unlike the murder.

Avoids strenuous exercise.

Seems to prefer a predictable life to the chaos of real life - unless they are one causing chaos.

Possible A.D.D.?

Don’t know if they need help, but I know I do!

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Nuggets

From the office of Dr Isiah Friedlander
Client Notes - Highly Confidential

A bit of a tragic case - riddled with contradictory issues.

Likes to think of themselves as practical, when is really selfish.

In love with finding a reason as to why awful decisions are correct.

Too easy with money.

Bit of a peeping tom.

Uses women heartlessly - then again, no sane woman would want to know!

Incapable of seeing needs of others.

Falls for get rich quick schemes and other easy way outs.

Terrifyingly insular.

Not as bad a thief as some.

Keen yogi? You have to be kidding me.

Not really into physical fitness.

Makes friends easily - what kind of people I dread to think.

Not obsessive about some things.

Not sure where this is leading - no where good.

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Stevilknievel

From the office of Dr Isiah Friedlander
Client Notes - Highly Confidential

I sincerely hope someone arrests this maniac very soon.

Occasionally makes complex choices.

Prone to bouts of self justification.

Overly generous - definitely insecure.

Very supercilious.

Wants to moralize, despite flaws.

Very dependent on family for self-worth, which is odd.

Falls for get rich quick schemes and other easy way outs.

Makes up stories about random killings - at least I hope they are stories.

At least keeps the car stealing to minimum.

I thought yoga was meant to calm the mind?

Physically unambitious.

Seems to meet a lot of very strange people.

A.D.D.?

Well, well, well, a maniac.

Edited by Stevilknievel

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NoSignaL_

From the office of Dr Isiah Friedlander
Client Notes - Highly Confidential

Fascinating. Rarely have I encountered someone so deluded.

Good at compromise. Not so good at willpower.

Terrifying egomaniac.

Overly generous - definitely insecure.

Likes to buy attention.

Impressive array of sexual excesses - very desperate.

Ignores people closest to him.

Still a child financially.

Prone to random and futile outbursts of violence.

Thieving kept to something of a minimum.

Yogi? No. not so much. Happier with lunacy.

Lazy, lazy, lazy.

Easily distracted and eager to try new things, meet new people, cause new trouble!

Finds finishing jobs challenging.

I am very confused. Don't think I am the only one.

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CarlitoDorito

From the office of Dr Isiah Friedlander


Client Notes - Highly Confidential


Bit of a confusing case - not really sure where to begin.


Decisively indecisive.


Cannot give up childhood.


Tries to fill void with things.


Very into showing off.


Feels need to buy sex - probably for obvious reason - is required to buy it.


Loyal to crazy family, which I suppose is a start.


Wisely invests money - in insane speculations.


Prone to random and futile outbursts of violence.


Seems to be full blown kleptomaniac.


Now they are interested in yoga?


Likes extreme exercise - alongside extreme behavior.


Makes friends easily - what kind of people I dread to think.


Likes to see boring tasks to their bitter end.


Nut job!


Edited by CarlitoDorito

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Lock n' Stock

 

From the office of Dr Isiah Friedlander

Client Notes - Highly Confidential
A bit of a tragic case - riddled with contradictory issues.
Tries to do the right thing - poor judgment as to what that is.
Keeps truly terrible company.
Hides myriad inadequacies behind cash being thrown around.
Bizarre moralizer at times - which makes me laugh.
Possibly homosexual. Not sure they even know - imagine we will chat for many, many years, then they'll run off with a trucker.
Spends time with family - and manages not to kill them - maybe a possible sign of progress?
Likes white collar crime almost as much as the blue collar variety.
Possibly worst psychopath I have encountered.
Desperately dishonest and violent regarding property of others.
Now they are interested in yoga?
Over exercise not a vice! At least there's one...
Picks up lots of weird people.
Not obsessive about some things.
Oh brother!

Seems legit.

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happygrowls

From the office of Dr Isiah Friedlander
Client Notes - Highly Confidential
A bit of a tragic case - riddled with contradictory issues.
Tries to do the right thing - poor judgment as to what that is.
Raging ego.
Will probably refuse to pay bill.
Sense of superiority is really odd.
Wants to moralize, despite flaws.
Lazy and self absorbed, but needy.
Not exactly an investor.
Psychopath or sociopath? Both.
Respects some property rights - not others, of course.
Not much of a yogi... hardly a surprise.
Lazy.
Avoids new experiences.
Not obsessive about some things.
Not sure where this is leading - no where good.

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soundless248

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From the office of Dr Isiah Friedlander
Client Notes - Highly Confidential

Dull but at least they have insurance.

Tries to see good in everybody, with disastrous effects.

Wants a father figure.

Loves showing off with money.

Likes to stare.

Seeks out love… in wrong places.

Family minded for some reason.

Wisely invests money - in insane speculations.

Vindictive bully.

Repeat offender.

Devoted yogi? Bizarre!

Healthy, aside from many mental problems.

Like strangers.

Not a finisher.

Oh brother!

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Cern

From the office of Dr Isiah Friedlander

Client Notes - Highly Confidential

I get the feeling I will be seeing this one a lot.

Good at compromise. Not so good at willpower.

At times can really embrace his hypocrisy.

Irresponsible with money and with rest of life.

Sexually confused.

Eager, desperate, malicious, heartless - classic psychopath.

Ignores family life.

Doubt much of a pension - then again, probably won't need one.

I wish I knew what meds to offer them - arsenic?

Repeat offender.

Well, the yoga was not popular. Unlike the murder.

Lazy.

Friendly, but terrifying.

Possible A.D.D.?

Will make me retire... and emigrate.

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BatsOnMyArm

From the office of Dr Isiah Friedlander

Client Notes - Highly Confidential

Deranged. Seriously deranged.

Good at compromise. Not so good at willpower.

Raging ego.

Overly generous - definitely insecure.

Sense of superiority is really odd.

Treats women respectfully - when not killing them or their husbands.

Really not capable of giving to others.

Enjoys speculation.

Vindictive in the extreme.

Sticks to tried and tested.

Ignores anything spiritual.

Definitely not a fitness freak - just a freak.

Likes to stick to a small group of friends.

Distracted.

Hmmm... bat sh*t crazy

 

It sure does describe me

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Cutter De Blanc

Dull, but at least they have insurance

Definitely incapable of making a real decision

Rarely seen someone with stranger base desires and less shame about them

Loves showing off with money

Needy, somewhat creepy show off

Sexual risk taker - advise them to get tested - probably got alot of dodgy diseases

Spends time with family - and manages not to kill them - maybe a possible sign of progress?

Enjoys speculation

Needlessly vindictive

Incapable of respecting property rights

Tried yoga but preferred murder?

At least they don't over excercise

Seems to prefer a predictable life to the chaos of real life - unless they are one causing chaos

A.D.D.?

Well, well, well, a maniac.

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LightningLord

How can you check? I forgot what mines said.

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LightningLord
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From the office of Dr Isiah Friedlander
Client Notes - Highly Confidential

Very, very depressing case.

Occasionally makes complex choices.

Prone to bouts of self justification.

Too easy with money.

Hmm – makes weird judgment calls about morals.

Rather watch than do - so can judge others.

Family focused - not sure why.

Falls for get rich quick schemes and other easy way outs.

I wish I knew what meds to offer them - arsenic?

Thief. Awful, bullying thief. Must try to sell them course work about this.

Tried yoga but preferred murder?

Physically unambitious.

Makes friends easily. Poor friends.

Distracted.

What a f*cking mess!

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Thowni

From the office of Dr Isiah Friedlander
Client Notes - Highly Confidential

Don't know exactly what to make of this one.

Decisively indecisive.

In thrall to own baser desires.

Irresponsible with money and with rest of life.

Loves to act like a big shot.

Possibly homosexual. Not sure they even know - imagine we will chat for many, many years, then they'll run off with a trucker.

Loves family - having met them, not sure quite why.

Likes white collar crime almost as much as the blue collar variety.

Makes up stories about random killings - at least I hope they are stories.

Not a kleptomaniac. Not hard to find other problems.

Ignores anything spiritual.

Physically unambitious.

Easily distracted and eager to try new things, meet new people, cause new trouble!

Lazy in some ways.

Bizarre case study in excess.

Edited by Thowni

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Archetype_M

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From the office of Dr Isiah Friedlander
Client Notes - Highly Confidential

Terrifying. Deluded, lonely, desperate and vain.

Classic fence sitter!

Prone to bouts of self justification.

Tries to fill void with things.

Sexually confused.

Impressive array of sexual excesses - very desperate.

Family minded for some reason.

Likes white collar crime almost as much as the blue collar variety.

Makes up stories about random killings - at least I hope they are stories.

Violent thief.

Practices yoga, alongside all the mayhem, of course.

On good physical shape - in bad mental state.

Picks up lots of weird people.

Really finishes the job at hand - which would be nice if the job wasn't so horrible.

Well, well, well, a maniac.

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Sir Golden Gecko
Psychiatric Report Not Available

Please check back later.

 

This has been my report ever since I've completed the game.

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PhillBellic

Is there any way of seeing it again?

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Xerukal

Is there any way of seeing it again?

Yes. You can find it under the "Missions" tab on the Social Club stats page for V. It's the very last one, named "Psychiatric Report".

 

 

 

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