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silvermerc50

What does your Dr. Friedlander psychiatric report say?

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silvermerc50

Copied and pasted off the social club. I'm interested in what other players reports have said. Please share.

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From the office of Dr Isiah Friedlander
Client Notes - Highly Confidential

Deranged. Seriously deranged.

Cannot make up mind - seemingly about anything.

Very grandiose.

Loves showing off with money.

Bit of a peeping tom.

Eager, desperate, malicious, heartless - classic psychopath.

Loves family - having met them, not sure quite why.

Will end up very rich or entirely bankrupt. Cannot decide which.

I wish I knew what meds to offer them - arsenic?

One person crime wave - who talks proudly of this country!

Yoga? No. Murder? Yes!

Physically unambitious.

Seems to like strange people.

A.D.D.?

A real mess.

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CarimboHanky

From the office of Dr Isiah Friedlander
Client Notes - Highly Confidential

Fascinating. Rarely have I encountered someone so deluded.

Definitely incapable of making a real decision.

In love with finding a reason as to why awful decisions are correct.

Will probably refuse to pay bill.

Desperate for female attention.

Sexually needy, heartless - uses and discards women - wonders why cannot form real relationships!

Spends time with family - and manages not to kill them - maybe a possible sign of progress?

Likes white collar crime almost as much as the blue collar variety.

I wish I knew what meds to offer them - arsenic?

Seems to prefer well considered crimes - in some instances.

Not into yoga, it seems.

A freak of many things, but not of physical fitness.

Makes friends easily - what kind of people I dread to think.

Struggles to see things through to the end - sometimes.

Don’t know if they need help, but I know I do!

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mdgrncw

I don't remember all of mine but it called me lazy and that my family doesn't like me or something like that.

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spamtackey

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From the office of Dr Isiah Friedlander
Client Notes - Highly Confidential

A bit of a tragic case - riddled with contradictory issues.

Cannot make up mind - seemingly about anything.

Will find ageing very problematic.

Financially irresponsible.

Thinks of self as above certain temptations.

Sexually repressed, which is a good thing.

Lazy and solipsistic - then again, family is awful.

Thinks they are a wise type who sees the bigger picture.

Terrifyingly insular.

Sticks to tried and tested.

Ignores anything spiritual.

Psychotic about most things, but not exercise.

Likes new people - or kills them.

Collector - possible obsessive.

Hmmm... that’s all I can say... hmmm.

Edited by spamtackey

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mogwaimon

Here's mine. I'm rather proud of the results.

 

 

From the office of Dr Isiah Friedlander
Client Notes - Highly Confidential

Remarkable - a true sociopath.

Cannot make up mind - seemingly about anything.

Rarely seen someone with stranger base desires and less shame about them.

Financially irresponsible.

Sense of superiority is really odd.

Treats women respectfully - when not killing them or their husbands.

Cares about family - so not totally solipsistic.

Falls for get rich quick schemes and other easy way outs.

Easily offended to point of extreme rage.

Desperately dishonest and violent regarding property of others.

Tried yoga - stuck to mayhem. Great.

At least they don't over exercise.

Seems to like strange people.

Not bothered with tasks they deem 'boring'.

Hmmm... bat sh*t crazy.

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NYdreamz

is anybody interested in yoga ?

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the nameless

Where are these? I can't remember where it said to go (I know the social club) and can't seem to find it. All I can remember is that it ended with "I'm scared"

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silvermerc50

Log into the social club. Click on the tab games, then gta v, then click on the missions. It should be the last one on the slide tab "Psychiatric Report" with a shot of the doc bending a pen or pencil.

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the nameless

Ah, cheers.

 

From the office of Dr Isiah Friedlander
Client Notes - Highly Confidential

I sincerely hope someone arrests this maniac very soon.

Good at compromise. Not so good at willpower.

Riddled with ambition.

Miser.

Prone to being judgmental about some weaknesses but not own.

Rather watch than do - so can judge others.

Very dependent on family for self-worth, which is odd.

Thinks they are a wise type who sees the bigger picture.

Vindictive bully.

Magpie who steal whatever takes their fancy, time and again.

Thought yoga was beneath them. Prefers mass murder as a way of calming the nerves.

Psychotic about most things, but not exercise.

Makes friends easily - what kind of people I dread to think.

Easily distracted.

I'm scared.

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bringers

From the office of Dr Isiah Friedlander
Client Notes - Highly Confidential

This lunatic will retire me.

Classic fence sitter!

Cannot give up childhood.

Irresponsible with money and with rest of life.

Likes to stare.

Likes to use people.

Loyal to crazy family, which I suppose is a start.

Likes white collar crime almost as much as the blue collar variety.

Vindictive bully.

Thief. Awful, bullying thief. Must try to sell them course work about this.

Attempts at spirituality not successful. Unlike crime career.

Definitely not a fitness freak - just a freak.

Friendly, in a way.

Possible A.D.D.?

Hmmm... that’s all I can say... hmmm.

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cholesterol

All I remember from mine was that "the good doctor" wanted me slapped in irons and left to rot in prison. Said I was "highly dangerous". During that playthrough I only did missions really. Never stopping to sniff the metaphorical roses.

 

EDIT: found it, thanks silvermerc50

 

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silvermerc50

I wonder if there is a 100% positive evaluation?

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TG Snow White

From the office of Dr Isiah Friedlander
Client Notes - Highly Confidential

Dull but at least they have insurance.

Classic fence sitter!

Likes to think of self as big cheese.

Careless with money.

Bizarre moralizer at times - which makes me laugh.

Sexual risk taker - remember not to shake hands!

Really not capable of giving to others.

Greedy, prone to gambling - likely cause of addiction - remember to sell book.

Makes up stories about random killings - at least I hope they are stories.

Thief. Awful, bullying thief. Must try to sell them course work about this.

Tried yoga - stuck to mayhem. Great.

Definitely not a fitness freak - just a freak.

Seems to like strange people.

Lazy in some ways.

Dr Freud, Professor Jung. I beg you, help me!

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uber_mike

From the office of Dr Isiah Friedlander

Client Notes - Highly Confidential

 

Bit of a confusing case - not really sure where to begin.

Compromise is the language of the devil - and this fool loves compromise.

Wants a father figure.

Too easy with money.

Creepy with women.

Sexually repressed, which is a good thing.

Not good at giving time to others.

Falls for get rich quick schemes and other easy way outs.

Psychopath or sociopath? Both.

Thief. Awful, bullying thief. Must try to sell them course work about this.

Keen yogi? You have to be kidding me.

Lazy, lazy, lazy.

Easily distracted and eager to try new things, meet new people, cause new trouble!

Seems to have OCD, amongst other issues.

What a f*cking mess!

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Corndawg93

Psychiatric Report Not Available

Please check back later.

 

That's all it says, I come back later, still says it who else has this problem

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Gnocchi Flip Flops

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From the office of Dr Isiah Friedlander
Client Notes - Highly Confidential

An intriguing case.

Sees both sides of the argument - and can't make their mind up.

Self justifying fool.

Reckless financially.

Sense of superiority is really odd.

Treats women respectfully - when not killing them or their husbands.

Not good at giving time to others.

Thinks they are a wise type who sees the bigger picture.

Terrifyingly insular.

Thief. Awful, bullying thief. Must try to sell them course work about this.

Tried yoga but preferred murder?

Over exercise not a vice! At least there's one...

Focused, in a fashion.

Not a finisher.

I'm really confused - as crazy as anyone I've ever met.

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silvermerc50

@billy james - Did you complete the game? The report shows up after the credits role.

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M0B5TA

From the office of Dr Isiah Friedlander
Client Notes - Highly Confidential

A bit of a tragic case - riddled with contradictory issues.

Compromise is the language of the devil - and this fool loves compromise.

In love with finding a reason as to why awful decisions are correct.

Financially irresponsible.

Sexually confused.

Uses women heartlessly - then again, no sane woman would want to know!

Must try to teach that there are other living creatures on the planet!

Chancer.

I wish I knew what meds to offer them - arsenic?

At least keeps the car stealing to minimum.

Attempts at spirituality not successful. Unlike crime career.

Lazy, lazy, lazy.

Seems to meet a lot of very strange people.

Not obsessive about some things.

Hmm - probably one to write about in next book.

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RenThePyro

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leon3789

From the office of Dr Isiah Friedlander
Client Notes - Highly Confidential

I get the feeling I will be seeing this one a lot.

Occasionally makes complex choices.

Wants to see self as a leader.

Too easy with money.

Very into showing off.

Sexually judgmental about some things.

Spends time with family - and manages not to kill them - maybe a possible sign of progress?

Very into random speculation.

Vindictive in the extreme.

Probably not a full blown kleptomaniac.

Wonder if devotion to yoga will influence murderous rages?

Avoids strenuous exercise.

Friendly, in a way.

Not a finisher.

Help!

I am kind of curious where the game pulls some of this info from...

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îlîlîlîlîlî

Mine is weirdly accurate about me in RL...

 

 

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From the office of Dr Isiah Friedlander
Client Notes - Highly Confidential

A bit of a tragic case - riddled with contradictory issues.

Tries to see good in everybody, with disastrous effects.

Searching for a role model in all the wrong places.

Tight fisted in the extreme.

Loves to act like a big shot.

Seeks out love… in wrong places.

Decent member of family - unfortunately, family is awful!

Avoids speculation.

Needlessly vindictive.

Magpie who steal whatever takes their fancy, time and again.

Tried yoga - stuck to mayhem. Great.

Lazy.

Seems to meet a lot of very strange people.

Not obsessive about some things.

Bizarre case study in excess.

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JustOneMonth

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From the office of Dr Isiah Friedlander
Client Notes - Highly Confidential

Dull but at least they have insurance.

Tries to see good in everybody, with disastrous effects.

Very grandiose.

Loves showing off with money.

Desperate for female attention.

Definite whore / Madonna complex. More on the whore side of things.

Will probably get left by family.

Not exactly an investor.

Terrifyingly insular.

Compulsive and repeat thief.

Attempts at spirituality not successful. Unlike crime career.

Definitely not a fitness freak - just a freak.

Crazy but outgoing.

Not bothered with tasks they deem 'boring'.

Hmmm... bat sh*t crazy.

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tnz1992

From the office of Dr Isiah Friedlander
Client Notes - Highly Confidential

So needy and vain.

Decisively indecisive.

Wants to see self as a leader.

Terrified of life.

Sense of superiority is really odd.

Sees self as savior of women - odd given certain behaviors.

Not a good care giver.

Avoids get rich quick schemes, (aside from the armed robbery, mugging, etc).

Needlessly vindictive.

Seems to prefer well considered crimes - in some instances.

Not much of a yogi... hardly a surprise.

Lazy, lazy, lazy.

Makes friends easily. Poor friends.

Possible A.D.D.?

Really wish they hadn't walked through my door.

Edited by tnz1992

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Spyderrae

From the office of Dr Isiah Friedlander

Client Notes - Highly Confidential

Like most of my patients, this one really finds themselves very interesting, but fails to see the true problems that underpin their issues.

Cannot make up mind - seemingly about anything.

Riddled with ambition.

Overly generous - definitely insecure.

Possibly repressed.

Seeks out love in wrong places.

Will probably get left by family.

Enjoys speculation.

Psychopath or sociopath? Both.

At least keeps the car stealing to minimum.

Yoga? No. Murder? Yes!

Psychotic about most things, but not exercise.

Out going and friendly, in a terrifying kind of way.

Finds finishing jobs challenging.

Needs a lot of help - as do I!

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dyz

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From the office of Dr Isiah Friedlander
Client Notes - Highly Confidential

Not sure what to make of this one - interesting, up to a point, but also very, very boring.

Classic fence sitter!

Not really capable of seeing how hypocritical their actions are - sees bad in others easily enough though.

Tries to fill void with things.

Needy, somewhat creepy show off.

Impressive array of sexual excesses - very desperate.

Will probably get left by family.

Eager capitalist.

Vindictive bully.

Seems to be full blown kleptomaniac.

Seems to like yoga - I'd ask for my money back!

Psychotic about most things, but not exercise.

Like strangers.

Not a finisher.

I am very confused. Don't think I am the only one.

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cartman_101

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From the office of Dr Isiah Friedlander
Client Notes - Highly Confidential

I get the feeling I will be seeing this one a lot.

Definitely incapable of making a real decision.

Prone to bouts of self justification.

Classic consumer, trying to fill spiritual void with material possessions - should try to sell them a lot of my books, CDS etc.

Likes to stare.

Sexually repressed, which is a good thing.

Family focused - not sure why.

Wisely invests money - in insane speculations.

Vindictive in the extreme.

Compulsive and repeat thief.

Tried yoga - stuck to mayhem. Great.

Physically unambitious.

Makes friends easily - what kind of people I dread to think.

Possible A.D.D.?

What a f*cking mess!

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Champers

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CatDog96

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Psychiatric Report Not Available

Please check back later.

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azknight34

From the office of Dr Isiah Friedlander

Client Notes - Highly Confidential

Confusing - so many issues.

Classic fence sitter!

Searching for a role model in all the wrong places.

Overly generous - definitely insecure.

Sexually confused.

Treats women respectfully - when not killing them or their husbands.

Ignores people closest to him.

Very into random speculation.

Needlessly vindictive.

Not a kleptomaniac. Not hard to find other problems.

Not very into yoga, it seems.

Avoids strenuous exercise.

Likes new people - or kills them.

A.D.D.?

Not sure where this is leading - no where good.

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HoleInTheSky

Remarkable - a true sociopath.


Decisively indecisive.


Moral compass was destroyed a long time ago.


Reckless financially.


Sense of superiority is really odd.


Sexually repressed, which is a good thing.


Avoids family commitments.


Not much of an investor.


Psychopath or sociopath? Both.


Seems to be full blown kleptomaniac.


Yogi? No. not so much. Happier with lunacy.


Lazy.


Seems to like strange people.


Lazy in some ways.


What a f*cking mess!

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