Police Report: Hacker at Large

[Jameson312]

At approximately 2:40 AM Wed morning I was cruising my Declasse SUV, patrolling the lower Vinewood area north of Del Perro Fwy when I spotted an idle vehicle parked on the road. Following standard protocol I quickly flashed my sirens and pulled up behind the driver. I approached the window and identified the driver as "Hack_-GTAV-_Hack". The driver was initially unresponsive. At first the vehicle (Make/Model Weeny Issi) appeared to be safe to operate, but upon further inspection with my nightstick I ascertained that the vehicle was operating with broken taillights.....and some windows. At this point the driver became hostile and tried to evade before leaving his vehicle and fleeing on foot. The situation quickly escalated as the suspect drew a weapon and I was forced to open fire, but to no avail. I was gunned down shortly after. (True Story)

 

If you are using the Playstation Network and happen to spot the wanted fugitive known as "Hack_-GTAV-_Hack", please do not engage. If the suspect becomes hostile with you it is best if you leave your current server as quickly as possible. You've been warned.

 

LS Police Department

 

- I'm a cop.

Edited October 9, 2013 by Jameson312

[sycaway]

wtf

[ells144]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHaHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHaHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHaHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHaHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHaHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHaHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHaHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHaHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHaHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHaHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHaHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHaHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHaHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHaHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHaHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHaHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHaHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHaHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHaHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHaHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHaHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHaHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHaHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHaHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHaHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHaHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHaHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHaHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHaHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHaHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHaHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHaHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHaHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHaHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHaHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHaHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHaHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHa

[Freeze2244]

HA! Gaaaaaaaayyyy

[H3F Smite]

It's fun to pretend.

[Hodgey.]

Someone is taking the role playing aspect a little to far it seems.

[Jock Cranley]

If I was governor I would have him tasered multiple times then deported. But Sure Murry would give him flowers and politely ask him to stop.

[ells144]

Someone is taking the role playing aspect a little to far it seems.

yer but you have to admit role playing is funny

[Dmos23]

Someone is taking the role playing aspect a little to far it seems.

*too

[MeGusta90]

If I was governor I would have him tasered multiple times then deported. But Sure Murry would give him flowers and politely ask him to stop.

Being a dick is way better then helping people, f*ck you if you can’t afford an adder.

[SprunkJunkie]

So your pretending to be LSPD, you busted an innocent guys tail lights and your mad cuz he killed you? I hate you prick cops.

[liv2rok]

At approximately 2:40 AM Wed morning I was cruising my Declasse SUV, patrolling the lower Vinewood area north of Del Perro Fwy when I spotted an idle vehicle parked on the road. Following standard protocol I quickly flashed my sirens and pulled up behind the driver. I approached the window and identified the driver as "Hack_-GTAV-_Hack". The driver was initially unresponsive. At first the vehicle (Make/Model Weeny Issi) appeared to be safe to operate, but upon further inspection with my nightstick I ascertained that the vehicle was operating with broken taillights.....and some windows. At this point the driver became hostile and tried to evade before leaving his vehicle and fleeing on foot. The situation quickly escalated as the suspect drew a weapon and I was forced to open fire, but to no avail. I was gunned down shortly after. (True Story)

 

If you are using the Playstation Network and happen to spot the wanted fugitive known as "Hack_-GTAV-_Hack", please do not engage. If the suspect becomes hostile with you it is best if you leave your current server as quickly as possible. You've been warned.

 

LS Police Department

 

- I'm a cop.

 

ARE WOU PWETENDIN !?

Edited October 9, 2013 by liv2rok

[Jameson312]

So your pretending to be LSPD, you busted an innocent guys tail lights and your mad cuz he killed you? I hate you prick cops.

 

It's standard procedure buddy. I was just doing my job.

[SocalsZHP]

So you walked up on a guy who was probably using the phone browser, smashed up his taillights, then opened fire on him? Dam, you must really be a cop.

Edited October 9, 2013 by SocalZHP

[SprunkJunkie]

Procedure is smashing his tail lights?? You really are a prick. Whats your gamertag so us criminals can find you and shove your night stick up yer ass!!

[Violent Duct]

Can you be chased by the cops as a cop?

[ImBoss450]

Can you be chased by the cops as a cop?

Yup.

[Scumbaggah]

Can you be chased by the cops as a cop?

You need to change you avatar

[Screenshot]

I actually enjoyed reading this post.

[K1NG CURT1S]

 

So your pretending to be LSPD, you busted an innocent guys tail lights and your mad cuz he killed you? I hate you prick cops.

 

It's standard procedure buddy. I was just doing my job.

 

Why didn't you call for back up after arousing suspicion? The name of the perp alone would have given it away.

 

I call BS on you being a cop. SHOW ME YOUR BADGE

[ells144]

 

Can you be chased by the cops as a cop?

You need to change you avatar

 

do the missions court case and you get 9K and its just as fast as violent duct.

[Jameson312]

Damn where is WhiteAmericanLawman when you need him? At least I know he would appreciate this. You're all just haters.

 

Do you get the point of it neway? Why is this dude just allowed to hack all over my face and get away with it? Online has been out for like 3 days. And I spent a legit 20 minutes trying to evade the popo in that thing, skating all over the f*cking place on rims with 2 attack choppers shooting at me, and he blows the sh*t right up 5 minutes later. It was my first bust. This whole thing has been a terrible experience for me. No wonder cops shoot themselves. I'm out.

Edited October 10, 2013 by Jameson312

[lickylickyballbags]

i have tried to sexually assault many pedestrians with no luck

[Rob_1992c]

At approximately 2:40 AM Wed morning I was cruising my Declasse SUV, patrolling the lower Vinewood area north of Del Perro Fwy when I spotted an idle vehicle parked on the road. Following standard protocol I quickly flashed my sirens and pulled up behind the driver. I approached the window and identified the driver as "Hack_-GTAV-_Hack". The driver was initially unresponsive. At first the vehicle (Make/Model Weeny Issi) appeared to be safe to operate, but upon further inspection with my nightstick I ascertained that the vehicle was operating with broken taillights.....and some windows. At this point the driver became hostile and tried to evade before leaving his vehicle and fleeing on foot. The situation quickly escalated as the suspect drew a weapon and I was forced to open fire, but to no avail. I was gunned down shortly after. (True Story)

 

If you are using the Playstation Network and happen to spot the wanted fugitive known as "Hack_-GTAV-_Hack", please do not engage. If the suspect becomes hostile with you it is best if you leave your current server as quickly as possible. You've been warned.

 

LS Police Department

 

- I'm a cop.

Are you from the LSPD crew? I liked those guys in IV (LCPD)

[theadmiral]

I walked into the bathroom and was upset to realize there was a line for the stall. I gave a dirty look to the guy who was infront of me in the queue. I knew by the time two people used it it wouldn't be pleasant. When they finally were done I went in and wiped down the toilet seat to the best of my ability, gag reflex nearly kicking in from the smell. I used the toilet, washed my hands, and went on my way.

[bayz101]

This made my day.

[OneFlaw]

Nothing wrong with RP, I Just wish R* put in Mechanics to support this better. Actually be a LS Cop or Detective(investigate murders, muggings etc) and even have a Police cruiser and handcuffs.

[Kammakazi]

Dat RolePlayyyyy.

[NecroNeedle]

oh this was great

[JohnTaper]

Sounds like this town needs the future of law enforcement. I'm confident we can go to prototype within... 90 days.