funny stuff in gta online

[victor1987]

thought id make a topic where you can share any funny / good experiences you have had while playing gta online..just to differ from the farming / hate stuff.

 

 

ill go first me and a friend where sniping people from a rooftop..we had 2 wanted stars and had a couple of players trying to kill us, then suddenly i see a cargo chopper ( cant remember the name) carrying a police car coming for us..it was one of the guys we killed..he picked up cop cars with cops in them and dropped them on the roof we where at.. the second the car landed 2 cops jumped out and started shooting us..3 cars later and we where dead...most awesome way i have ever been killed

[vash_021]

thought id make a topic where you can share any funny / good experiences you have had while playing gta online..just to differ from the farming / hate stuff.

 

 

ill go first me and a friend where sniping people from a rooftop..we had 2 wanted stars and had a couple of players trying to kill us, then suddenly i see a cargo chopper ( cant remember the name) carrying a police car coming for us..it was one of the guys we killed..he picked up cop cars with cops in them and dropped them on the roof we where at.. the second the car landed 2 cops jumped out and started shooting us..3 cars later and we where dead...most awesome way i have ever been killed

whenever i try to pick up someone in their they always shoot at me T_T

[Zer0 Zoler0]

Someone in a jet crashed into me and somehow I managed to survive. The funny part is it counted as a kill for me.

 

Also getting a bounty from a NPC and fly around is fun for me.

Edited October 9, 2013 by Zer0 Zoler0

[monkiegomoo]

using my tank.... untill i got labeled as a bad sport...

[Daviedv]

Waiting for a someone to turn their car around during a mission so I could get in, he reversed a bit fast and went up a barrier, wedging the back of the car up off the ground. We then proceeded to try and push and kick the car free (I know, was hilarious at the time) spent a good 5 minutes trying to free that bloody car

[vash_021]

there were 3 of us in a lobby and all had bounties on us we did'nt see each other for a good 30 mins

Edited October 9, 2013 by vash_021

[Epi]

4star police chase downtown

 

i notice a white dot chasing me too... gets closer.... i do the handbrake thing to put my car sideways

dude rams his car into my side... keeps gassing... i pull the pistol... blamblam... back to police chase.

 

seconds later ... ingame phone rings.... GRIEVING TIME!!!!!

 

police behind me, chopper above me, dude trying to find me, and yelling on the phone how im a doucebag and whatnot

 

i loose the cops , see a white dot in my area... i move to a rooftop... dude gets out of his car he looks around but not up. blamblam shotgun in his face

 

gta O is so awesome <3

[teh_g]

Had a great organic moment today;

 

A crew member and I robbed a store then mid-getaway I drove into a lake with 3 star getaway. We ran for a bit but the chopper fire was going to kill us, until.. Some random guy pulls up, let's us get in, and helped us getaway through the sewers.. Until we all got out of the car in the middle of the freeway, I punched my crew mate (accidently) and the random guy tred to beat me up lol. Think he had a man-crush on my friend..

SO I killed him and stole a cabrio...

 

The End.

 

n.b - thanks to the random dude for a heroically timed arrival <3

[Photoman]

thought id make a topic where you can share any funny / good experiences you have had while playing gta online..just to differ from the farming / hate stuff.

 

 

ill go first me and a friend where sniping people from a rooftop..we had 2 wanted stars and had a couple of players trying to kill us, then suddenly i see a cargo chopper ( cant remember the name) carrying a police car coming for us..it was one of the guys we killed..he picked up cop cars with cops in them and dropped them on the roof we where at.. the second the car landed 2 cops jumped out and started shooting us..3 cars later and we where dead...most awesome way i have ever been killed

HAHA, too funny...props to the guy who did that!

[Photoman]

Was playing a mission last night, running from cops 3 stars on a crotch rocket top speed and somehow switched weapon in hand to grenade. I hear an explosion behind me, then t-boned a car in the intersection and the bike, the car and I blew up. I laughed my ass off.

[Bazzad]

I had some american practically crying in to his mic the other night because I wasn't delivering the car to the show room.

 

I couldn't do it because I had a wanted level and every time I lost it he came near me and he had a wanted level so he kept bringing the cops to me meaning I had to go hide again.

 

At one point he said "Oh please, please, please, just deliver the car please"

 

Then he got pinned down by the cops so i went to rescue him and he finally realised why I hadn't delivered the car yet.

[Timpey]

3 of us started a mission with 1 random who was not in the party.

1st guy drives off in his car while the other guy in our party semi afks random gets into my car and sits in the passenger side (its only a 2 seater so its now full)

afk guy comes back and sees me near him so runs up to the passenger door and tries to get in but cant. out of the blue and with perfect timing the guy puts his arm out of the car in his face and gives him the finger and we drive off. totally perfect timing and looked amazing and all spontaneous

 

we always forget you can use it and rather than people just randomly doing it or overusing it in this case it was performed perfectly. Im surprised he managed to deselect his weapons and sort it so quickly

 

kudos whoever you were

Edited October 9, 2013 by Timpey

[psychopants]

I had just delivered a repo and as I was about to deposit my cash, I notice white blip heading my way... so I go into passive mode and climb up a ladder to the roof of a building (so the kid can't run me over). I deposit my money and when I leave the screen... sure enough the child is on the roof with me trying to cap me but can't because of passive mode. I turn off passive mode and climb down the ladder. By the time I reach the bottom, the cool down timer for passive mode had wound down. I pull out my SMG and notice the child climbing down the ladder as well. I blast him before he can even get off the ladder. I took his prepubescence money and moved along.

 

Later, while I was back in my garage, I checked the world map and notice him walking or driving around my garage. I guess he was looking for me and didn't realize that I was actually INSIDE. I waited until he was looking around the garage door, jumped in my camaro and left the garage. When I spawned into the world, I ran him over and then blasted him again. While he was on the ground.

 

 

Someone has to teach these kids a lesson :-)