You know you've played GTA V too much when...

[jatiger13]

You know you been playing GTA V too much when

 

you plan a heist just to get something from the fridge

[fawks20000]

You know you been playing GTA V too much when

 

you plan a heist just to get something from the fridge

I can never decide between loud and dumb or smart and stealthily.

[rampage08]

You know you been playing GTA too much when you are in the bank and you are able to plan the heist by looking where the camera are, where are the vents and the panic button

[KaptainMyke]

You know you been playing GTA too much when you are in the bank and you are able to plan the heist by looking where the camera are, where are the vents and the panic button

 

 

SECURITY!

[rojovo74]

Somebody beat me to it lol...I made a thread like this awhile ago, but it got locked 'cause the game hadn't been released yet. My response is similar to what another person said...you know you've been playing too much GTA V when you start referring to real vehicles by the names of their in-game counterparts.

[Reedseed12345]

You know you've been playing too much gta 5 when you type in ammunition.com

Or a ls customs website

 

http://www.ammunation.net

[xbangz]

You start looking at the cameras and vents at your local bank. Goin' smart.

Edited October 9, 2013 by xbangz

[DwnShft2Xcelr8]

You follow scooter riders and yell, "Scoooooooter brother!"

[Reedseed12345]

You go to a strip club for booty calls

[Grand Theft Savage]

You know you've played GTA too much when you start quoting characters. I've been quoting Lamar a lot since I got my hands on the game.

 

Fore example, I went to Algebra and the first thing I said was "Knock, knock, niggas"

Edited October 9, 2013 by Grand Theft Savage

[Reedseed12345]

Your balling when you have green on

 

You see ramps on the side of the road and say should I hit it?

 

You see two of the same cars on the road

 

You have a short fade, go to the barber and ask for an afro

 

You get a snack from your fridge and watch In game tv

 

Telling the taxi man to hurry up but he goes the same slow realistic way...

 

And finally

 

Screwing Hookers won't give STD's. It just gives you health

[jatiger13]

 

 

You know you been playing GTA V too much when

 

you plan a heist just to get something from the fridge

I can never decide between loud and dumb or smart and stealthily.

Yes its quite difficult to decide. Also, I can never decide where to hide my getaway vehicle

[Cyper]

. . . . ...when you call the cops if someone says ''Hi'' to you.

 

. . . . ... when your name is Michael and you therefore can't wear white tennisshoes or hats.

 

. . . . ... when your friend tells you he have to amputate his arm because you punched him there as a joke.

Edited October 9, 2013 by Cyper

[one_-AFRO-_three]

As your heading to class and pull up next to a fuel tanker on the highway as your left hand reaches for the mini-smg that isn't there..

[Andy Wasson TKO]

You know you have played GTA V to much when "You start walking like Michael"

[rampage08]

Ive got another one, you know you have played to much V when you wipe your hands on the bathroom walls after you jerked off like Trevor

[DeafMetal]

Cancel plans with people to play GTA Online with other people.

[Fuzzknuckles]

... when you're walking down the street and start admiring the lighting techniques. Then realise that's just what the sun does.

[JmanBassman]

Somebody beat me to it lol...I made a thread like this awhile ago, but it got locked 'cause the game hadn't been released yet. My response is similar to what another person said...you know you've been playing too much GTA V when you start referring to real vehicles by the names of their in-game counterparts.

Me and my friends / crew do the opposite in game, like shout out I've got a beamer haha the Futo will always be the AE86

[GeckIXProductions]

When you have to stop your self from running over animals on the side of the road...

[line of chop]

When your character gets deleted 50 times

[InfernoV]

You know you played too much gta

When everytime you enter your road you say "Grove street, home, atleast it was before I f*cked f*cked everythang up"

[mrrightt]

'i go hard doing this sh*t!'

 

big dog. big nuts!

 

haha

[twocam16]

......when you see LA scenery in tv commercials and think of GTAV.

[jptawok]

When you honestly contemplate stealing a car, and realize you're in real life.

 

When you've played a game too much in general: You dream in the game. I do this anytime I play a game for more than 5-6 hours in a day. Most of the time its an amazing experience, sometimes, not so much.

[CatDog96]

You know you been playing GTA V too much when

You sneeze and sh*t leaks out of your ears.

Edited October 15, 2013 by CatDog96

[aladdin85]

... when you're walking down the street and start admiring the lighting techniques. Then realise that's just what the sun does.

this genuinely made me laugh out loud. thanks man

[CrAiG_92]

You try to Switch Character in real life...

 

I woke up for work yesterday and thought "this is a bit boring, let's see what the other guys are doing"

 

I have problems.

[biggsull]

When you circle the block around stores to make sure no ones around that can rob you.