VALDE85 Posted October 8, 2013 Share Posted October 8, 2013 ALL SHOW AND NO GO CLASSIC CONTROLS BACK IT´S WATCH YOUR ASS AUTO NOW. COULD HAVE BEEN THE GREATEST GAME EVER THEY DON´T LET YOU RAMPAGE. ( BUT THEY FEATURE THE MISSION : TORTURE THE DARK-SKINNED GUY, RIGHT) THEY WERE SO BUSY WITH THE SCENERY AND THE "REALISM" THAT THEY FORGOT WHAT GTA IS ABOUT F E W E R K E V L A R T H A N E V E R DON´T GIVE A f*ck IF LEAVES FROM TREES MOVE WITH THE WIND. PS3 WORKING AT A 110% AND R2 ALREADY ABOUT BREAKING COPS ARE TOO SMART AND HAPPY TRIGGERED. JUST BEEN ARRESTED O N C E AND BECAUSE I STOLE A CAR AND STOPPED FEW METERS FORWARD TO CHEK OUT THE STOCK MARKET SO THEY CATCHED ME WATCHING THE CELLPHONE CAN´T EVEN START A FIGHT WITHOUT THEM ALL OVER THEIR CARS ARE ROCKETS. PLAYER IS TOO WEAK.(JUMP A WALL AND IF IT´S TOO HIGH OR YOU´RE TOO CLOSE OR JUMP LATER IT JUST BREAKS HIS HEAD AGAINST IT) FAR TOO MUCH CAR CRASH DEATH. THE CARS ARE RUINED AFTER JUST 2 CRASHES. THE WHEELS GET JAMMED AND YOU´RE GOING NOWHERE ( EVEN THE TOUGHEST) OFFROADING KILLS ANY CAR AND YOU END IN THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE WITH AN OFFROADER THAT CAN´T DO 10MPH OF COURSE YOU CAN JUST STEAL ANOTHER CAR ( IF ANY APPEAR ) BUT YOU TUNE THE RANGE ROVER FULL AND IT YOU HAVE TO THROW IT AWAY AFTER JUMPING 2 TIMES IT´S NONSENSE CARS DISSAPEAR. BIGGER GARAGES, PARKING LOTS,WHATEVER CAN´T EVEN ENTER IN YOUR PROPERTIES NO 6 STAR WANTED LEVEL 2147 MILLION ( WITH LESTER MISSIONS STOCK STRATEGY) AND... NO HOUSES TO BUY( SHOULD HAVE 1 IN EACH PLACE OF THE MAP, IN THE MOUNTAINS, IN THE HILLS, IN THE BEACH...) NO COMPANIES TO BUY ( AND COULD BE A LOT ) NOTHING IN THE SEA ( AN OILRIG, SOME ISLAND WITH A NICE HOUSE...) 3 OUTSIDE CAR CAMERAS. WHY? WHEN YOU FLOOR IT AND YOU NEED TO SEE WHAT´S COMING THE CAMERA JUST PULLS BACK. THE CAR IS ALMOST IN THE MIDDLE OF THE SCREEN FOR EXAMPLE WITH FRANKLINS BRAVADO BUFFALO IT´S JUST PERFECT BUT WITH TREVOR´S CRAPMOBILE GOES SO FAR AWAY YOU CAN´T SEE NOTHING NO SPEEDOMETER ( NEVER ) NO TRAIN MISSIONS ( OR DRIVING ) NO PARAMEDIC MISSIONS.( GREAT FUN AND DIFFICULT IN SAN ANDREAS) NO POLICE MISSIONS!!!! ( FOR THE FIRST TIME SINCE THE PLAYSTATION 1 ) NO FIREMEN MISSIONS. NO LORRY MISSIONS.( SAN ANDREAS ) NO PIMP MISSIONS. ( SAN ANDREAS ) NO BUS DRIVER MISSIONS ( IN A MISSION YOU DO IT ) NO LOWRIDER COMPETITION (SAN ANDREAS, OF COURSE ) NO GANG WARS ( SAN ANDREAS ) NO GANGS JUST THE LOST COCKSUCKERS NO MR.WHOOPEE CRACKSELLING MISSIONS(VICECITY) NO FLAMETHROWER ( FIRST GTA WITHOUT IT EVER ) NO WHEELIES WITH BIKES OR QUADS 0.0 METERS OF WHEELIES ( CHECK IT OUT IN YOUR OWN STATISTICS ) NO NITROUS. ( SAN ANDREAS ) NO TIRESMOKE ( RIDICULOUS ) NO RACING EXHAUST FOR SUPERCARS? VAPID SANDKING IS REAR WHEEL DRIVE DOESN´T CLIMB A sh*t MODIFIED TIRES ARE NARROWER THAN STANDARDS TOPSPEED OF SUPERS AND BIKES IS sh*t. THEY TAKE THE MONEY AND YOU DON´T GET THE BOATS OR CHOPPERS. BUZZARD IS f*ckING CRAP . TANK IS USELESS. THE CAMERA LOOPS WITH THE PLANE. THE NOSE CAR CAMERA IS NOW USELESS. NOT IN FULL HD 1080P AND AIMING IS JUST CRAP. IT ALWAYS AIMS FIRST THE GUYS THAT ARE FAR AWAY AND YOU HAVE A BASTARD 1 METER IN FRONT OF YOU SHOOTING IN YOUR FACE AND IT AIMS ANYONE BUT HIM ANYONE AGREE? pilscy 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DeadZombie Posted October 8, 2013 Share Posted October 8, 2013 Sorry can you speak up? I can't hear you. DisposableUnit, IceHot100, B1T8 and 3 others 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OldSwitcheroo Posted October 8, 2013 Share Posted October 8, 2013 (edited) No. Are you actually talking about the same game? Most of what you said is absolute bullsh*t. Edited October 8, 2013 by OldSwitcheroo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emjayblaze Posted October 8, 2013 Share Posted October 8, 2013 Cocaine is a hell of a drug, huh? JoM and GTAhole 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IDredMan Posted October 8, 2013 Share Posted October 8, 2013 This is the best game since Grifball. Ya Boy Claude 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DBZMUSICBOY01 Posted October 8, 2013 Share Posted October 8, 2013 didn't read Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GTAV2011 Posted October 8, 2013 Share Posted October 8, 2013 WOAH DUDE CALM DOWN WITH THE CAPS!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
swagbucks Posted October 8, 2013 Share Posted October 8, 2013 trevor should stick his dick in ur mouth so you can SHUT THE f*ck UP Levano 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SnapChap Posted October 8, 2013 Share Posted October 8, 2013 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VALDE85 Posted October 8, 2013 Author Share Posted October 8, 2013 YEAH YOU WOULD EAT ANYTHING ROCKSTAR WOULD THROW AT YOU Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SlappyPwnsAss Posted October 8, 2013 Share Posted October 8, 2013 Too late, been playing all day LOL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VALDE85 Posted October 8, 2013 Author Share Posted October 8, 2013 GET A JOB KIDS. DO ROCKSTAR PAY YOU FOR SUCKING THEIR DICKS? LieutenantLoserz 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bertanius Posted October 8, 2013 Share Posted October 8, 2013 Well, I'm never, ever, going to go online, but Rockstar did lie about a bunch of stuff, cut features for greedy DLC, and make other things online only. Great game, but I don't like the direction they're taking it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VALDE85 Posted October 8, 2013 Author Share Posted October 8, 2013 GO GET THE 100% WHINEY BITCHES Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jonc24 Posted October 8, 2013 Share Posted October 8, 2013 IMPORTANT SAFETY ANNOUNCEMENT THE TROLL IS HUNGRY - PLEASE DON'T FEED HIM SmoothGetaway 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Dark Passenger Posted October 8, 2013 Share Posted October 8, 2013 This sh*t reads like a damn Zodiac letter. Udrift, ceIozzip and QuietSundayLibrary 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VALDE85 Posted October 8, 2013 Author Share Posted October 8, 2013 JUST FREAKS OUT THERE JUST f*ckING FREAKS WITH NO MIND ON THEIR OWN. YOU CAN PUT GTA V UP YOUR ASS FOOLS Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Champers Posted October 8, 2013 Share Posted October 8, 2013 NO FLAMETHROWER ( FIRST GTA WITHOUT IT EVER ) There was no flamethrower in IV, except beta and mods. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eric_21 Posted October 8, 2013 Share Posted October 8, 2013 JUST FREAKS OUT THERE JUST f*ckING FREAKS WITH NO MIND ON THEIR OWN. YOU CAN PUT GTA V UP YOUR ASS FOOLS you are 7 years old Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reaper_Blast Posted October 8, 2013 Share Posted October 8, 2013 Call someone who cares Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Udrift Posted October 8, 2013 Share Posted October 8, 2013 Well, for me, a few valid points in there, but it's still the best GTA. "NO 6 STAR WANTED LEVEL" I don't think they need another level. You want a nuke dropped on your head? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
InfernoV Posted October 8, 2013 Share Posted October 8, 2013 Stopped reading at the second capital letter in a row Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GTAboob Posted October 8, 2013 Share Posted October 8, 2013 I'M GOING TO TYPE IN ALL CAPS SO MY POINT WILL BE BETTER EMPHASIZED BY WHOEVER READS THIS. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BabyDontHurtMe Posted October 8, 2013 Share Posted October 8, 2013 Did you just wrote a poem? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KillaDanny Posted October 8, 2013 Share Posted October 8, 2013 ten-a-penny 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theworldfamous Posted October 8, 2013 Share Posted October 8, 2013 YEAH YOU WOULD EAT ANYTHING ROCKSTAR WOULD THROW AT YOU at least the game isn't in all caps or attempts a silly simulation of yelling in text, like you. Trade in your game and play something else, life as a dumb consumer is easy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dewan2000 Posted October 8, 2013 Share Posted October 8, 2013 Not in full HD 1080p? Lol are you serious? Did you really expect these old consoles to run at such a resolution? Im willing to bet that most next gen games wont be in true 1080p either....if you want that then go play PC Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
B Dawg Posted October 8, 2013 Share Posted October 8, 2013 They were so busy with the scenery and 'realism' That they forgot what GTA is about I can agree with this, but I refuse to read the rest of it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobWithGuns Posted October 8, 2013 Share Posted October 8, 2013 I love people like this. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheGodDamnMaster Posted October 8, 2013 Share Posted October 8, 2013 What an eyesore! Intel Core i9-9900k | Seasonic FOCUS Plus 750W | 32GB Corsair Vengeance LPX 2666MHzMSI GeForce RTX2070 | WD Blue 1TB HDD | Samsung 950 PRO M.2 512GBAntec Nine Hundred Black Steel ATX Mid Tower | MSI MPG Z390 Gaming Pro Carbon AC Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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