You know you play too much GTA V Online When...

[Wile5ter]

I just looked at a scabby 4x4 whilst taking my Daughter for McDonalds and thought.. I could Sell that.

[GTA3Rockstar]

Your character is gone.

[zainzombie]

When I want to run over a ped/bike then realize its not a game.

 

Or

 

When I think about intimidating the shopkeeper to rob him when Im there to buy something.

[untichrist]

When I keep having dreams that I'm either in the game, playing the game or being in a movie about the game...

[deexsactown]

you know you play to much gta when you see armored cash trucks and instantly think of a get away route and firmly believe you can make it happen. I do all the time. lol

[Photoman]

When you almost run a red light...because you are so used to just blasting thru them in the game. (My kids laughed their asses off at me when I slammed on the brakes to stop at it).

[FarVision]

Turning the corner in my Accord and seeing a nice car on the other side of the street.. and I start to hit the breaks because I want to get out and steal it.

[FlyThai]

When I keep having dreams that I'm either in the game, playing the game or being in a movie about the game...

 

This. Im a damn loser for having GTA dreams

[Khaos89]

You pick up a hooker, have her suck your johnson before brutally murdering her and uploading pictures of her corpse to facebook.

[Guest]

 

When I keep having dreams that I'm either in the game, playing the game or being in a movie about the game...

 

This. Im a damn loser for having GTA dreams

 

[MagicNarcosis]

Someone rang my doorbell and I literally waited for a menu to pop up to select and let them in.

[adkenna]

When you actually get to play it.

[KemistiOMG]

when you start to take selfies in real life with your friends who plays gta with you...

[Lordgodofhell]

When you google the location of your local military so you can steal their jets...

[Unjust]

When you're in a waiting line and just walk away. Day 1-2 players will understand x)

[slippryjuggla]

When u see cars in real life but think of the ones they are replicated by in gta v

[Glennvf]

You know you play too much GTA online when you hear a kid on a moped coming up behind you and you think "Da*n him, if he shoots me now!

[FR_Player-One]

When you start a random rampage killing everyone in the street c:
Anyone ?
lol JK

[shamalpilot]

When you start refering to your irl vehicle as a gta vehicle I called my dodge van a rumpo

[podyx]

when u run, each step is a press on the A button

Edited October 13, 2013 by podyx

[grand theft spaghetti]

when you hear a helicopter and you look for a corner to hide behind to open fire.

[Anatomical]

Wow all this is pretty relevant right now

[SOHC_VTEC]

When you take cover as soon as you see a wall.

[JoeB]

You don't leave your job becuase your afraid somebody will force you to wear a dunce hat.

[KDDaniel]

When I want to run over a ped/bike then realize its not a game.

 

Or

 

When I think about intimidating the shopkeeper to rob him when Im there to buy something.

Me too. This happened to me last night. I wanted to hit this guy on a motorcycle so bad...lmao. Then I started thinking, wtf is wrong with me...haha

[runyourpockets]

METHH

[SOHC_VTEC]

 

When I want to run over a ped/bike then realize its not a game.

 

Or

 

When I think about intimidating the shopkeeper to rob him when Im there to buy something.

 

Me too. This happened to me last night. I wanted to hit this guy on a motorcycle so bad...lmao. Then I started thinking, wtf is wrong with me...haha

Lol, I think it was the French government that said gta v is "corrosive" to normal behavior.

[KaptainMyke]

 

the French government said gta v is "corrosive" to normal behavior.

 

 

So are the French.

Edited October 13, 2013 by KaptainMyke

[Infinite2324]

When you see a helicopter and don't think twice whether or not you can pilot it.

[Kendoyid]

when you are driving ur car & cant resist shouting you f*cking cocksucker randomly at other drivers.