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Wile5ter

You know you play too much GTA V Online When...

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Wile5ter

I just looked at a scabby 4x4 whilst taking my Daughter for McDonalds and thought.. I could Sell that.

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GTA3Rockstar

Your character is gone.

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zainzombie

When I want to run over a ped/bike then realize its not a game.

 

Or

 

When I think about intimidating the shopkeeper to rob him when Im there to buy something.

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untichrist

When I keep having dreams that I'm either in the game, playing the game or being in a movie about the game...

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deexsactown

you know you play to much gta when you see armored cash trucks and instantly think of a get away route and firmly believe you can make it happen. I do all the time. lol

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Photoman

When you almost run a red light...because you are so used to just blasting thru them in the game. (My kids laughed their asses off at me when I slammed on the brakes to stop at it). :lol:

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FarVision

Turning the corner in my Accord and seeing a nice car on the other side of the street.. and I start to hit the breaks because I want to get out and steal it.

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FlyThai

When I keep having dreams that I'm either in the game, playing the game or being in a movie about the game...

 

This. Im a damn loser for having GTA dreams

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Khaos89

You pick up a hooker, have her suck your johnson before brutally murdering her and uploading pictures of her corpse to facebook.

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Anti Warhol

 

When I keep having dreams that I'm either in the game, playing the game or being in a movie about the game...

 

This. Im a damn loser for having GTA dreams

 

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MagicNarcosis

Someone rang my doorbell and I literally waited for a menu to pop up to select and let them in.

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adkenna

When you actually get to play it.

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KemistiOMG

when you start to take selfies in real life with your friends who plays gta with you...

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Lordgodofhell

When you google the location of your local military so you can steal their jets...

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Unjust

When you're in a waiting line and just walk away. Day 1-2 players will understand x)

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slippryjuggla

When u see cars in real life but think of the ones they are replicated by in gta v

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Glennvf

You know you play too much GTA online when you hear a kid on a moped coming up behind you and you think "Da*n him, if he shoots me now!

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FR_Player-One

When you start a random rampage killing everyone in the street c:
Anyone ?
lol JK

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shamalpilot

When you start refering to your irl vehicle as a gta vehicle I called my dodge van a rumpo

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podyx

when u run, each step is a press on the A button

Edited by podyx

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grand theft spaghetti

when you hear a helicopter and you look for a corner to hide behind to open fire.

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Anatomical

Wow all this is pretty relevant right now

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SOHC_VTEC

When you take cover as soon as you see a wall.

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JoeB

You don't leave your job becuase your afraid somebody will force you to wear a dunce hat.

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KDDaniel

When I want to run over a ped/bike then realize its not a game.

 

Or

 

When I think about intimidating the shopkeeper to rob him when Im there to buy something.

Me too. This happened to me last night. I wanted to hit this guy on a motorcycle so bad...lmao. Then I started thinking, wtf is wrong with me...haha

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runyourpockets

METHH

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SOHC_VTEC

 

When I want to run over a ped/bike then realize its not a game.

 

Or

 

When I think about intimidating the shopkeeper to rob him when Im there to buy something.

 

Me too. This happened to me last night. I wanted to hit this guy on a motorcycle so bad...lmao. Then I started thinking, wtf is wrong with me...haha

Lol, I think it was the French government that said gta v is "corrosive" to normal behavior.

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KaptainMyke

 

the French government said gta v is "corrosive" to normal behavior.

 

 

So are the French.

Edited by KaptainMyke

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Infinite2324

When you see a helicopter and don't think twice whether or not you can pilot it.

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Kendoyid

when you are driving ur car & cant resist shouting you f*cking cocksucker randomly at other drivers.

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