One Week since 1. October: WHAT CHANGED?

[orangensaft]

nothing.

 

[Deevil1998]

agree agree agree

[TheMadNinjaTurtle]

lol

[blk95ta]

i posted this parody song earlier i made about the game in the style of Barenaked ladies "one week"

 

it's been one week since it went online
but the cloud servers are down half the time
Five days since I got to see
dumbass people trying to spawn kill me
Three days since they patched Violent Duct
I realized I lost my character and now I’m f*cked.
Yesterday I sat and waited to see if they’ll restore my fun
But it’ll still be 2 too days till I make a new one.

Hold it now and watch the glitches
As people sit and complain like little bitches
You'll think you're looking at a kindergarden
I summon friends to my private game but they can’t connect
I like the missions
'cause I can make money off higher levels
Those cops chase me when I do crimes
Big like robbery and homicides
Because I'm all about money
Those prostitutes got the mad tits
You try to touch it, you try to hold em but they bust you
Gonna take a break and take a car
Over to sell at LS customs
I like the Baller, gets you the highest of the payouts
Gotta see the dough, cause then you'll know
The cash is gonna grow
Cause it's so dangerous,
you'll have to sign a waiver

How can I help it if I think you're serious when you're mad
Trying hard not to troll though you’re real bad
I'm the kind of guy who laughs at a newbie
Can't understand what I mean?
Well, soon you’ll see
I have a tendency to keep my cash in the bank
I have a history of killing for bounties

It's been one week since you kicked me
Threw me out of your game
and said "You're outa here"
Five days since you shot at me
I've still got the bullet holes in my car
It's been three days since the afternoon
I realized my character’s gone again
Cloud crashed a moment too soon
Yesterday you'd fooled me
And now I sit back and wait to see if it’s returning.

Chicken Bell the restarant from hell
Should I buy some of their stock or should I sell
Watchin' Wiesel news with no lights on
Waiting for a stripper liason
I hope the cops kill the guy in this one
Like Trevor Phillips I'm getting psychotic
Like Lester who’s moronic
Like eCola, guaranteed to satisfy

Like Michael I make mad films
Okay, I don't make films
But if I did they'd have a stupid plot
Gonna get a better car
Gonna find the kind without a tracker
Just so I can take it to LS and make it mine
Gotta get in tune with Lester soon
'Cause the Bawsaq has got the stocks
That make me get some money

How can I help it if I think you're serious when you're mad
Trying hard not to troll though you’re real bad
I'm the kind of guy who laughs at a newbie
Can't understand what I mean?
Well, soon you’ll see
I have a tendency to keep my cash in the bank
I have a history of killing for bounties

It's been one week since you lied to me
Dropped me off the cloud
and said I’m sorry
Five days since I laughed at you and said
"I’m gonna get in whether or not you want me to"
Three days since the living room
We realized we've lost our progress
but what could we do?
Yesterday you just smiled at me
Cause it'll still be two days till I make a new one

It'll still be two days till I make a new one
It'll still be two days till I make a new one
GTA Online home of missing characters

 

Edited October 7, 2013 by blk95ta

[ThatRandomGuy42]

i posted this parody song earlier i made about the game in the style of Barenaked ladies "one week"

 

t's been one week since it went online

but the cloud servers are down half the time

Five days since I got to see

dumbass people trying to spawn kill me

Three days since they patched Violent Duct

I realized I lost my character and now I’m f*cked.

Yesterday I sat and waited to see if they’ll restore my fun

But it’ll still be 2 too days till I make a new one.

 

Hold it now and watch the glitches

As people sit and complain like little bitches

You'll think you're looking at a kindergarden

I summon friends to my private game but they can’t connect

I like the missions

'cause I can make money off higher levels

Those cops chase me when I do crimes

Big like robbery and homicides

Because I'm all about money

Those prostitutes got the mad tits

You try to touch it, you try to hold em but they bust you

Gonna take a break and take a car

Over to sell at LS customs

I like the Baller, gets you the highest of the payouts

Gotta see the dough, cause then you'll know

The cash is gonna grow

Cause it's so dangerous,

you'll have to sign a waiver

 

How can I help it if I think you're serious when you're mad

Trying hard not to troll though you’re real bad

I'm the kind of guy who laughs at a newbie

Can't understand what I mean?

Well, soon you’ll see

I have a tendency to keep my cash in the bank

I have a history of killing for bounties

 

It's been one week since you kicked me

Threw me out of your game

and said "You're outa here"

Five days since you shot at me

I've still got the bullet holes in my car

It's been three days since the afternoon

I realized my character’s gone again

Cloud crashed a moment too soon

Yesterday you'd fooled me

And now I sit back and wait to see if it’s returning.

 

Chicken Bell the restarant from hell

Should I buy some of their stock or should I sell

Watchin' Wiesel news with no lights on

Waiting for a stripper liason

I hope the cops kill the guy in this one

Like Trevor Phillips I'm getting psychotic

Like Lester who’s moronic

Like eCola, guaranteed to satisfy

 

Like Michael I make mad films

Okay, I don't make films

But if I did they'd have a stupid plot

Gonna get a better car

Gonna find the kind without a tracker

Just so I can take it to LS and make it mine

Gotta get in tune with Lester soon

'Cause the Bawsaq has got the stocks

That make me get some money

 

How can I help it if I think you're serious when you're mad

Trying hard not to troll though you’re real bad

I'm the kind of guy who laughs at a newbie

Can't understand what I mean?

Well, soon you’ll see

I have a tendency to keep my cash in the bank

I have a history of killing for boundies

 

It's been one week since you lied to me

Dropped me off the cloud

and said I’m sorry

Five days since I laughed at you and said

"I’m gonna get in whether or not you want me to"

Three days since the living room

We realized we've lost our progress

but what could we do?

Yesterday you just smiled at me

Cause it'll still be two days till I make a new one

 

It'll still be two days till I make a new one

It'll still be two days till I make a new one

GTA Online home of missing characters

 

OT: Well, it works.

Edited October 7, 2013 by ThatRandomGuy42

[Hodgey.]

Well they fixed the bug that wouldn't let you get past the first race and connection is slightly better.

[Glennvf]

Well, the first race now works 9 times out of 10. the races actually have people in them.
you can actually get into the servers now.

the missions overall seem to be working better... not good but better..

[BlaineCountyHooker]

with each patch there will be more bugs unfortunatly. I would say cloud servers will be up in running smoothly with no problems no earlier then christmas 2014

[kotaco]

Umm you must not have played day 1 if you think nothing has changed, it has gotten loads better. Still a ways to go, but 2 patches in a week isn't bad at all.

[Nate125]

I must say I'm better off this week than last week. Otherwise, I'd be like the rest of you ungrateful bastards.

[dewan2000]

You want to know what's new? People who had to make new characters no longer get calls for new job offers and can't call them to request jobs. Yay!

[Hallgarth]

What's changed? My current character I've had for 3 days. That's a record.

(Watch me turn on the PS3 now, and him be gone .)

[wallpaper42]

I had a character but now he's dead. Or missing presumed dead.

[motorider420]

nothing.

 

 

Hah! Nice Spongebob reference!

[Peedy V]

they fixed it so you cant replay jobs anymore!

 

but you can restart /facepalm

[Carda]

(Watch me turn on the PS3 now, and him be gone .)

 

I don't wanne bet against that.

 

They should start fixing the cloud servers first and then the minor things like missions and stuff.