What I just realized about gtao

[Zenrad]

30 years old...3 kids...8 hour (straight I am assuming) session on a video game..alcoholic...now spending another 8 hours raging on a forum arguing with 12 year olds..

 

Sounds like a productive day to me!

[Phopper]

They see me trolling. They hating. Trying to catch my ip early! Man you're a try hard. Like 0.05 percent of wives give a f*ck about video games guy. I take real life problems to her. I take this here so I can sh*t on kids like you. I'm sure there's other post you should be trolling right now with people who have a Lower iq than you, and if you really wanna bash me about political views but make less than half a million a year while voting republican and watching faux news than you need to go read a book on economics you half Witt.

Lol. I made you mad.

[Phopper]

30 years old...3 kids...8 hour (straight I am assuming) session on a video game..alcoholic...now spending another 8 hours raging on a forum arguing with 12 year olds..

 

Sounds like a productive day to me!

XD

[OHBMajorV]

Alcoholic cause I'm drinking one night out if the week. Ha! And no phopper you didn't make me mad RockStar did. You can't make me mad because I've never seen a pussy that angers me. Trolls gonna troll. Go be British dude. Cheerio!

[DillBagnr]

This is entertaining.

[OHBMajorV]

And you use text shorthand lol. I'm officially done with this guy. What a moron.

[Phopper]

Alcoholic cause I'm drinking one night out if the week. Ha! And no phopper you didn't make me mad RockStar did. You can't make me mad because I've never seen a pussy that angers me. Trolls gonna troll. Go be British dude. Cheerio!

Guess you're too manly to read when I said I'm from Seattle. That's in Washington, of these United States of America.

 

Seriously dude. Sleep it off. No one cares about your problems here and no one can help you, that's for sure.

 

What are you trying to accomplish?

[Crookid]

Do you always drink when you have a problem?

 

Or do you have problems because you drink?

[Zenrad]

Alcoholic cause I'm drinking one night out if the week. Ha! And no phopper you didn't make me mad RockStar did. You can't make me mad because I've never seen a pussy that angers me. Trolls gonna troll. Go be British dude. Cheerio!

 

Ahh come on, you don't pick a Sunday night as your only night to drink unless you're an alcoholic. You pick either Friday or Saturday (Which you can do both of those and still not be an alcoholic) But since you picked a Sunday night, you'll have a hangover Monday morning. Meaning your Monday is going to suck more than normal. 3 Kids, which I'll assume are in the 0-12 range. A wife which lets be honest, leads to a lot of nagging and whining because you don't take care of the kids enough. So this increases the amount of days you will be getting drunk by about 4. So including Sunday night and you might as well drink Friday and Saturday night too. Puts your total up to 7. So yes, alcoholic.

[OHBMajorV]

You said live in Seattle not from. But that would explain you're snooty better than my fellow man attitude "mate". Go eat a black hole full of dicks (lots of dicks because I know your republican ass can't do basic math so forget adding physics). And I care about my problems and trust me I like me enough for all of us so don't you worry. Now sit there and wait for me to reply again while you slowly stroke yourself. Did your mom bring you them pizza pockets yet?

[OHBMajorV]

Pick my post apart all you want make it about me and drinking and talk about my personal life. I have great kids and a great wife who allows me to spend 8 hours in one session because she's ok with me having time to myself. I can only assume you don't have it that good because you seem bitter.

[Phopper]

You said live in Seattle not from. But that would explain you're snooty better than my fellow man attitude "mate". Go eat a black hole full of dicks (lots of dicks because I know your republican ass can't do basic math so forget adding physics). And I care about my problems and trust me I like me enough for all of us so don't you worry. Now sit there and wait for me to reply again while you slowly stroke yourself. Did your mom bring you them pizza pockets yet?

Jesus Christ. Most immature 30 year old I've ever heard.

You're wife is either a fat cow or a saint. And your kids....my lord, having a father like you as their role model...game over. Your parents are rolling around in their grave if they aren't already dead by now.

 

Grow up and learn to live with the things you cannot change. That's step one to becoming a real man.

[OHBMajorV]

Anybody who knows me would look at that post and laugh. You're making left field assumptions about someone you have never met on the Internet. Whatever dude. You're obviously the kinda guy who knows everything. So feel free to tell me more false truths great prophet of hipsters. I'll be living my life. This was meant to put a comical spin on rockstars mistakes but you came here to make it all about you and get a little attention. Maybe your witty banter will land you on Americas got talent one day you winner.

[wallpaper42]

Damn. Reached my quota for positive votes.

[e1999KrayzieBone]

I don't remember what this thread was about, 'cept I know it made me want some Maker's...so delicious. Don't axe me why, but I've visited their distillery in Loretto, KY several times.

[OHBMajorV]

Nice.

[Phopper]

Anybody who knows me would look at that post and laugh. You're making left field assumptions about someone you have never met on the Internet. Whatever dude. You're obviously the kinda guy who knows everything. So feel free to tell me more false truths great prophet of hipsters. I'll be living my life. This was meant to put a comical spin on rockstars mistakes but you came here to make it all about you and get a little attention. Maybe your witty banter will land you on Americas got talent one day you winner.

Anyone looking at this post that knows me would laugh as well.

This is why I was saying the irony is absurd.

You accuse me of doing things and then in the next sentence youre the one doing the exact same thing. Just like now.

[OHBMajorV]

Aka your mom.

[DontTrustCloudServers]

what lvl do ya unlock makers mark

[Mason27]

Aka your mom.

Oh sh*t, there it is. Game over.

[Phopper]

Aka your mom.

Oh dear god...

Good one. Good one. You got me.

[AJ Lee]

the f*ck is going on in here

[Phopper]

the f*ck is going on in here

Two immature "adults" bickering.

One of whom has a wife and kids.

[OHBMajorV]

Figured it would be locked by now. But since it's not again I implore you to eat a black hole full of cock and balls. It should make you feel wanted at least for the time being.

[sultangris]

im not happy playing single player, it sucks as well, ive beat all the missions and got lots of money but there is nothing to buy and nothing to do thats fun like in gta4. I dinked around for a few days but now its totally boring. You cant find interesting places to have firefights with cops and hop in a car and go on a chase and get somewhere else between waves because they are too deadly accurate and kill you before the car even starts if you have 4 or more stars and they keep spawning and coming at you like a massive zombie horde that increases in number with no breaks until you cant shoot them fast enough in most spots but if you go down the subway you can shoot the stupid f*ckers till you run out of ammo cause they only come slowly from one direction through a chokepoint and seem to be confused and cant find you very well because you are on a lower level and the deadly instantly respawning choppers cant get you. Very boring.

Edited October 7, 2013 by sultangris

[Phopper]

Figured it would be locked by now. But since it's not again I implore you to eat a black hole full of cock and balls. It should make you feel wanted at least for the time being.

Stealing jokes from Louis C.K.?

[OHBMajorV]

Seen one special. Not my kinda comedian. I'm more of a Sam kinison or Andrew dice clay guy. There's your proof I'm not 16. Enjoy your trolling nirvana.

[Phopper]

Andrew Dice Clay? I know who you are now. I'm out.

Edited October 7, 2013 by Phopper

[xProxius]

So you claim you're a "man" by drinking Makers Mark straight but cry over rockstars servers.

K.

So op you go on a hiatus over this. When you clearly said it yourself. Every mmo has problems on release its a given sh*t happens deal with it.Whether or not your what you claim to be all that constant bickering back and forth makes you sound no better than that of a 12 year old.I tend to find it quite hilarious when I see topics such as these when the op gets called out then he goes into full on hardass internet style. Get a life nobody here is impressed by your so called manlyness.

[Echolex]

Therapy is for people who can't cope. I cope just fine. I'm completely rational with a pretty good life compared to most. I'm also a happy person. So move along.

Dude would you listen to yourself for a moment?

 

Happy people don't do exactly what you are doing right now (angrily telling random people on an internet forum about a videogame how happy you are with your life and how manly you are)