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NEW INFO ON CLOUD SERVER! ONLINE!


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OneTimeDowner

Please make this huge on reddit, I want to read "the clod servers are offline"-memes in a month :D

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Destrokaiser

Does anyone else hear what he just said spoken in that little

 

I found out clod servers is offline and not online
I wanted to play but I got message ...
The server are not online today they are offline
You can play again when the servers are online again but I don't know when servers are online
I want to play but Must wait that servers come back
My friend says when the servers are back he says me and then I can say it to you when te servers are offline or online
On online you can play gta again !

The sad part is I can picture this being said in some little kid voice over a fuzzy mic in the open damn server.

 

Don't tell me I need a Crew + Friends Only option in this forum too.

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PsychoticDust

I'm not sure which is more stupid, the OP's post or a whole bunch of morons saying exactly the same thing in some sort of one line circle jerk: "Hurr derr, the OP is stupid/8 years old/Wot u say?!" Yeah, we get the f*cking point, there's no need to make the same observation 20 something times. What the f*ck is wrong with you people?

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SN95_Schpecter

I'm not sure which is more stupid, the OP's post or a whole bunch of morons saying exactly the same thing in some sort of one line circle jerk: "Hurr derr, the OP is stupid/8 years old/Wot u say?!" Yeah, we get the f*cking point, there's no need to make the same observation 20 something times. What the f*ck is wrong with you people?

Buttered toast.

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Destrokaiser

I'm not sure which is more stupid, the OP's post or a whole bunch of morons saying exactly the same thing in some sort of one line circle jerk: "Hurr derr, the OP is stupid/8 years old/Wot u say?!" Yeah, we get the f*cking point, there's no need to make the same observation 20 something times. What the f*ck is wrong with you people?

Sure, white knight. Speak logic to us in a GTA server. Listen, let us find some amusement here, we're all pissed we got our characters wiped, at least let us f-cking laugh at something, eh?

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OneTimeDowner

I'm not sure which is more stupid, the OP's post or a whole bunch of morons saying exactly the same thing in some sort of one line circle jerk: "Hurr derr, the OP is stupid/8 years old/Wot u say?!" Yeah, we get the f*cking point, there's no need to make the same observation 20 something times. What the f*ck is wrong with you people?

 

Waffels!

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Universal-Shot

Sometimes it says they are off, sometimes it lets you think everything is ok when it isnt, sometimes it makes you think your characters gone, sometimes it doesnt save your progress.

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I'm not sure which is more stupid, the OP's post or a whole bunch of morons saying exactly the same thing in some sort of one line circle jerk: "Hurr derr, the OP is stupid/8 years old/Wot u say?!" Yeah, we get the f*cking point, there's no need to make the same observation 20 something times. What the f*ck is wrong with you people?

 

Waffels!

And toast!

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I'm not sure which is more stupid, the OP's post or a whole bunch of morons saying exactly the same thing in some sort of one line circle jerk: "Hurr derr, the OP is stupid/8 years old/Wot u say?!" Yeah, we get the f*cking point, there's no need to make the same observation 20 something times. What the f*ck is wrong with you people?

Sure, white knight. Speak logic to us in a GTA server. Listen, let us find some amusement here, we're all pissed we got our characters wiped, at least let us f-cking laugh at something, eh?

 

Lol, yeah, because I act exactly how a White Knight would. f*cking hell, if you're going to stereotype, at least get it right. f*ck me.

 

Anyway, I'm pissed too, a level 33 character, with a $400,000 apartment and a $1,000,000 Adder, just gone. I can't even get back online.

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SN95_Schpecter

Yeeaaa its all funky monkey for me as well. I'll just try in a few hours. Time to go make some music!

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The first thing I said after reading that is What??? Then scroll down and everybody else is saying the same thing....LOL

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I'm not sure which is more stupid, the OP's post or a whole bunch of morons saying exactly the same thing in some sort of one line circle jerk: "Hurr derr, the OP is stupid/8 years old/Wot u say?!" Yeah, we get the f*cking point, there's no need to make the same observation 20 something times. What the f*ck is wrong with you people?

Sure, white knight. Speak logic to us in a GTA server. Listen, let us find some amusement here, we're all pissed we got our characters wiped, at least let us f-cking laugh at something, eh?

 

Lol, yeah, because I act exactly how a White Knight would. f*cking hell, if you're going to stereotype, at least get it right. f*ck me.

 

Anyway, I'm pissed too, a level 33 character, with a $400,000 apartment and a $1,000,000 Adder, just gone. I can't even get back online.

 

I lost a Lvl 40 and then my secondary, an apartment, and you get the rest. Do you see me salting it up in the forums? Come on, we all got feels, this is a great game, if only we can KEEP OUR CHARACTERS ONLINE.

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I'm not sure which is more stupid, the OP's post or a whole bunch of morons saying exactly the same thing in some sort of one line circle jerk: "Hurr derr, the OP is stupid/8 years old/Wot u say?!" Yeah, we get the f*cking point, there's no need to make the same observation 20 something times. What the f*ck is wrong with you people?

Sure, white knight. Speak logic to us in a GTA server. Listen, let us find some amusement here, we're all pissed we got our characters wiped, at least let us f-cking laugh at something, eh?

 

Lol, yeah, because I act exactly how a White Knight would. f*cking hell, if you're going to stereotype, at least get it right. f*ck me.

 

Anyway, I'm pissed too, a level 33 character, with a $400,000 apartment and a $1,000,000 Adder, just gone. I can't even get back online.

 

I lost a Lvl 40 and then my secondary, an apartment, and you get the rest. Do you see me salting it up in the forums? Come on, we all got feels, this is a great game, if only we can KEEP OUR CHARACTERS ONLINE.

 

Yes, I do see you salting it up, you just said that you're pissed and I said exactly the same thing. It's all there in the quotes. I'm not being salty at all. Read properly man!

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I found out clod servers is offline and not online

I wanted to play but I got message ...

The server are not online today they are offline

You can play again when the servers are online again but I don't know when servers are online

I want to play but Must wait that servers come back

My friend says when the servers are back he says me and then I can say it to you when te servers are offline or online

On online you can play gta again !

With a brain like urs u should just stay away from online. It requires 2 brain cells or more.

 

As for the servers being offline that aint true. The servers are online, u just crnt connect to them. All u have to do is refresh it a few times n ur in.

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CooL_StYleR_2013

Hey server is still offline I say to you my friend says it is offline when he or me hear server is online I say to you but now we can not play server is offline and need to wait for online back

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