NEW INFO ON CLOUD SERVER! ONLINE!

[CooL_StYleR_2013]

I found out clod servers is offline and not online

I wanted to play but I got message ...

The server are not online today they are offline

You can play again when the servers are online again but I don't know when servers are online

I want to play but Must wait that servers come back

My friend says when the servers are back he says me and then I can say it to you when te servers are offline or online

On online you can play gta again !

[Slamming tea]

I mean... What?

[Hallgarth]

Wat?

[Masochron]

The **** did I just read?

[CameronCRUNK]

Holy f*ck. This forum is a retard magnet.

[MeGusta90]

*clicks thread thinking that the cloud is online*

 

*reads*

 

[Destrokaiser]

....I literally read this post 3 times over, and still hurts my head.

 

I really don't get what the hell you're saying.

[EllenPage-Mathers]

Damn.

[Levano]

What did I just read again?

[crashbandiqt]

According to the Early Office Museum, the first patent for a bent wire paper clip was awarded in the United States to Samuel B. Fay, in 1867. This clip was originally intended primarily for attaching tickets to fabric, although the patent recognized that it could be used to attach papers together.^[1] Fay received U.S. patent 64,088 on April 23, 1867. Although functional and practical, Fay's design along with the 50 other designs patented prior to 1899 are not considered reminiscent of the modern paperclip design known today.^[2] Another notable paper clip design was also patented in the United States by Erlman J. Wright in 1877. This clip was advertised at that time for use in fastening newspapers.^[1]

Middlebrook 1899 patent for a paper clip machine showing that the Gem was already in common use (top and bottom)

The most common type of wire paper clip still in use, the Gem paper clip, was never patented, but it was most likely in production in Britain in the early 1870s by "The Gem Manufacturing Company", according to the American expert on technological innovations, Professor Henry J. Petroski.^[3] He refers to an 1883 article about "Gem Paper-Fasteners", praising them for being "better than ordinary pins" for "binding together papers on the same subject, a bundle of letters, or pages of a manuscript".^[4] Since the 1883 article had no illustration of this early "Gem", it may have been different from modern paper clips of that name. The earliest documentation of its existence is an 1894 advertisement for "Gem Paper Clips".^[5] In 1904 Cushman & Denison registered a trade mark for the "Gem" name in connection with paper clips. The announcement stated that it had been used since March 1, 1892, which may have been the time of its introduction in the United States.^[5] Paper clips are still sometimes called "Gem clips", and in Swedish the word for any paper clip is "gem".

Definite proof that the modern type of paper clip was well known in 1899 at the latest, is the patent granted to William Middlebrook of Waterbury, Connecticut on April 27 of that year for a "Machine for making wire paper clips." The drawing clearly shows that the product is a perfect clip of the Gem type.^[6][7] The fact that Middlebrook did not mention it by name, suggests that it was already well known at the time. Since then countless variations on the same theme have been patented. Some have pointed instead of rounded ends, some have the end of one loop bent slightly to make it easier to insert sheets of paper, and some have wires with undulations or barbs to get a better grip. In addition, purely aesthetic variants have been patented, clips with triangular or round shapes.^[8] But the original Gem type has for more than a hundred years proved to be the most practical, and consequently by far the most popular. Its qualities—ease of use, gripping without tearing, and storing without tangling—have been difficult to improve upon.

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[KanjiTatsumi]

this kid must be in grade school. go play with your tickle me elmo and gtfo of my game

[MeGusta90]

TRANSLATION:

 

I found out that the cloud servers are offline. You cannot play until they are online. So wait until they come back on.

 

OP is acting like this is new.

[XiNUPES]

The OP is 8 years old, give the little buddy a break. He is trying to be helpful.

[Stevelamont]

It's al about the onlines and offlines

[leedsunitedlegend2013]

He looks like he has 3 brain cells...............HALF LIFE 3 CONFIRMED!

[GTARP]

He is saying that the clod servers if not online, is offline. He wanted to play but got message they are offline.

He also wants to know that he must wait for the servers to come back. His friend said that he wants to know when the servers are offline or online.

 

Hope this clears things up .

[OneTimeDowner]

The stupidity of that post gave me cancer

[Deevil1998]

what is goin gon?

[Destrokaiser]

8yrs old, full internet access, + GTA Online like no one's business.

 

I'd love to meet his parents... or lack there of.

[CorneliusCoffin]

You guys didn't even try to understand.

when the server is offline or online he's gonna tell you whether it's offline or online or both or a fridge with beer in it.
It's really not that difficult.

[TargetTango]

 

[Hodor Hodor]

Am I the only one who read about the paperclip lol.

[Destrokaiser]

You guys didn't even try to understand.

 

when the server is offline or online he's gonna tell you whether it's offline or online or both or a fridge with beer in it.

It's really not that difficult.

[Clay33]

[Danielpls]

This thread gave me cancer.

[andym]

WTF is a clod server anyway?

[Courtesy Flush George]

What are you trying to say?!

[bigalboz]

My god..

The comments made my day.. Thanks

[SN95_Schpecter]

You.. just... I... waffle.