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No full frontal titties in stripclubs?

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Its messed up how they show naked old men and not chicks. I have literally seen 6 small penises in this game -_-

And dog penis zoom in on chop, But there were f*cking titties in SP not in online this is bullsh*t

Why the f*ck are you zooming in on a dog's cock?

Creepy.

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Pepperjack

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Its messed up how they show naked old men and not chicks. I have literally seen 6 small penises in this game -_-

And dog penis zoom in on chop, But there were f*cking titties in SP not in online this is bullsh*t

Why the f*ck are you zooming in on a dog's cock?

Creepy.

 

I never did i just remember from way back when people are analyzing trailers, some one pointed it out

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Lmao having the chicks number to call and bone is good for your health otherwise strip clubs are boring, they need sum crazy ass strippers that fight eacher n sh*t lol.

foxy boxing!!! i need to contact R*

I got fufu, Any idea where the f*ck cheetah is, She was my girl on SP only i could never take her home

 

Bullsh*t! Fufu doesn't sleep around!

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Pepperjack

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Lmao having the chicks number to call and bone is good for your health otherwise strip clubs are boring, they need sum crazy ass strippers that fight eacher n sh*t lol.

foxy boxing!!! i need to contact R*

I got fufu, Any idea where the f*ck cheetah is, She was my girl on SP only i could never take her home

 

Bullsh*t! Fufu doesn't sleep around!

 

I know, that's why i was shocked to see she showed up in my contacts online, Which is why i need cheetah because She probably would too

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AlwayzFr0sty

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Funny even when you became the strip club manager cheetah still wouldn't sleep with you

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shoelaces!

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What are you, 12?

It's demeaning enough to women for there to be nudity in singleplayer. If you really need to get your rocks off to virtual breasts you REALLY need to rethink the direction your piggish life is taking.

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Geez, the man wants his boobies, is that a crime? Real skin boobies are awesome, don't get me wrong. As a grown man with three kids I'm no stranger to a nice set of chesticles but... virtual tits are better than no virtual tits. It's like this you see, if a guy wants blood in the game do you tell him to go look at real blood? No! You say "I get this guy, he wants to see something cool and fun" bottom line is, he is no more a perv than most everyone else here, he likes boobies (and quite possibly canines)

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Geez, the man wants his boobies, is that a crime? Real skin boobies are awesome, don't get me wrong. As a grown man with three kids I'm no stranger to a nice set of chesticles but... virtual tits are better than no virtual tits. It's like this you see, if a guy wants blood in the game do you tell him to go look at real blood? No! You say "I get this guy, he wants to see something cool and fun" bottom line is, he is no more a perv than most everyone else here, he likes boobies (and quite possibly canines)

Get this man a carton of the freshest blood

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Pepperjack

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The OP's avatar + this thread = priceless.

It's reasonably priceless.

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Mordeth Kai

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What the f*ck where are the titties, I need my badly textured and modeled nipples the f*ck is this sh*t rockstar

+1 this, its not just about the nudity, its the principle of the thing. One of the great things in the SP game was how it defied modern conventions and prejudices and made damn certain we all knew this wasn't a childs game.

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EASTC0AST_GH05T

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GTA community has some weirdos in it, the comments I read here are just wow lol...

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ProGamerGov

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Its messed up how they show naked old men and not chicks. I have literally seen 6 small penises in this game -_-

Yea, we're the vagina and the titties? If guys have there body fully naked, girls should too!

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I don't know why but everytime I see the word titties, I say it in my head like Roman from IV.... DAMN YOU ROMAN!!!!

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Its messed up how they show naked old men and not chicks. I have literally seen 6 small penises in this game -_-

Yea, we're the vagina and the titties? If guys have there body fully naked, girls should too!Exactmundo! Someone above is saying it'll demean the female audience even more, but it's not like we're only showing titties and not big (or small) hairy balls. Gender equality, people! Edited by mulder84
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DropUrBritches

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Its messed up how they show naked old men and not chicks. I have literally seen 6 small penises in this game -_-

 

And i bet you liked all 6, huh?

 

 

*STARTS HANDING OUT WATER BOTTLES TO ALL THE THIRSTIES HERE*

 

...SMACK MY FORHEAD!

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Its messed up how they show naked old men and not chicks. I have literally seen 6 small penises in this game -_-

Yea, we're the vagina and the titties? If guys have there body fully naked, girls should too!
Exactmundo! Someone above is saying it'll demean the female audience even more, but it's not like we're only showing titties and not big (or small) hairy balls. Gender equality, people!

 

We have fully naked guys, so why not the same for women? Does Rockstar even understand female anatomy?

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Virtual titties? Why?

Easy solution if you INSIST on playing with yourself on your console:

 

Launch the PS3 browser (PS3) or Internet Explorer (Xbox 360), and look up porn. Problem solved. :miranda:

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Virtual titties? Why?

 

Easy solution if you INSIST on playing with yourself on your console:

 

Launch the PS3 browser (PS3) or Internet Explorer (Xbox 360), and look up porn. Problem solved. :miranda:

Why can't he have the best of both worlds? titties and GTA V

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Having worked for a strip club, I can honestly say the girls need to be more druggy. Pills are wonderful when you get to watch the effects on a young half naked gal on stage. Literally watched one stripper fall asleep on stage. She asked for 50 Cent so I played Jay Z instead and she fell asleep in the chair shaped like a hand. Some old man still left a dollar because he felt bad.

 

We played a game called "Strippers Vs Pills". We scored based on how many mistakes the girls made because of the drugs they were on. It was like watching the Globetrotters play the team pre-set to lose. Pills won by a landslide every time.

 

More realistic strippers would be hilarious. I want to see one fall off the pole!

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