How it all happened...

[hewentthatway666]

The story of how Rockstar f*cked up, resulting in GTA:O being totally unplayable... (literally)

Uhh... hi boss.. i just.. uhm wanted to say. *sniff* that if we buy those cool new servers our quarterly profit margins won't have been reached.. we would in effect *sniff sniff* be $1,340 behind the projected value.

By god, Sebastian, you are totally right! We can not... no, we SHALL not be $1,340 out of pocket. I will order the purchase of those shiny new servers not to go ahead. Thank god you got to me in time Sebastian. Those suckers will have to put up with laggy connections ha, what do I care! I've just received my $300k bonus. Good JOB!

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Meanwhile in the Rockstar server room, gearing up for the release of GTA:O are the trusty servers themselves.

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The Rockstar office team celebrating making a billion...

And the programmers...

[H0WITZER]

lmao epic post.

[Black Rabbit]

You spent, what $60 on the game.

 

That's about 12 lattes.....Maybe 2-4 hours of work....the cost of a new pair of jeans.....filling the gas tank on a pickup....12 footlong sub sandwiches from Subway....4 large pizzas.....5 rounds or drinks at the bar (though, you probably don't know this) for you and your wife.....

 

What I'm saying is that, your $60 isn't enough money to justify this much bitching. You are all very immature, irritating and annoying.

[Martay]

1+ To you sir.

[vince91]

awesome post

 

but don't worry people, rockstar has a crew fixing the issues with the servers as we speak!

 

Edited October 1, 2013 by vince91

[avfc1991]

Rockstar server room, lol

[JimmyJoeJames]

They already told us how it was all gonna happen around Sept 25th lol

 

 

 

By Jeffrey Matulef Published Wednesday, 25 September 2013

"One thing we are already aware of, and are trying to alleviate as fast as we can, is the unanticipated additional pressure on the servers due to a significantly higher number of players than we were anticipating at this point," said Rockstar in its latest blog post. "We are working around the clock to buy and add more servers."

Despite this, the company is still expecting the early days to be a bit rough.

 

http://www.eurogamer.net/articles/2013-09-25-rockstar-adding-more-servers-to-prepare-for-gta-onlines-launch

[avfc1991]

awesome post

 

but don't worry people, rockstar has a crew fixing the issues with the servers as we speak!

 

 

 

Funny stuff

Edited October 1, 2013 by avfc1991

[hewentthatway666]

This guys meant to be fixing the servers

 

[JOSEPH X]

You spent, what $60 on the game.

 

That's about 12 lattes.....Maybe 2-4 hours of work....the cost of a new pair of jeans.....filling the gas tank on a pickup....12 footlong sub sandwiches from Subway....4 large pizzas.....5 rounds or drinks at the bar (though, you probably don't know this) for you and your wife.....

 

What I'm saying is that, your $60 isn't enough money to justify this much bitching. You are all very immature, irritating and annoying.

When you buy a latte you normally get a latte, not an empty cup.

[TheLastKingofEngland]

 

You spent, what $60 on the game.

 

That's about 12 lattes.....Maybe 2-4 hours of work....the cost of a new pair of jeans.....filling the gas tank on a pickup....12 footlong sub sandwiches from Subway....4 large pizzas.....5 rounds or drinks at the bar (though, you probably don't know this) for you and your wife.....

 

What I'm saying is that, your $60 isn't enough money to justify this much bitching. You are all very immature, irritating and annoying.

When you buy a latte you normally get a latte, not an empty cup.

 

Funny, single player works... im glad none of the annoying assholes can play.. i hope it keeps up, im loving the crying.

[NADOLNY]

[hewentthatway666]

KEEP UP THE COMPLAINING PEEPS, EVENTUALLY SOMETHING WILL GIVE.... IT HAS TO!!!!!