VolkXue Posted October 1, 2013 Share Posted October 1, 2013 Debunk it then. I can see this will go undone by the doubters until I get my PC copy. Hope youre right mate Just wait till he gets his copy of the game with no PC release date.... You just wait.. SuperDuperGta 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
anuj Posted October 1, 2013 Share Posted October 1, 2013 You have three hours to give me clear, concise directions on how to receive a working jet pack in-game. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big_L91 Posted October 1, 2013 Share Posted October 1, 2013 You have three hours to give me clear, concise directions on how to receive a working jet pack in-game. dont you know? its completely obvious and fact that hes right. look hes wrote loads of sh*te down and doesnt even own the game. how can he be wrong????? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hayderp23 Posted October 1, 2013 Share Posted October 1, 2013 wow you really are brian from GTA IV. I cannot compute a sentence of this rambling Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
brian. Posted October 1, 2013 Author Share Posted October 1, 2013 (edited) You have three hours to give me clear, concise directions on how to receive a working jet pack in-game. I never claimed you could get a jetpack. I was never looking for a jetpack. The crazies are looking for a jetpack. I am looking for the answer to a mystery, and I found it. I know one of the prizes is to drive a ufo. The files show that. I don't know what else you can get, but I know that this thread is an example of how stupid 90% of the world is, and I know that only those who actually understand what I am saying are going to get anywhere in this mystery. (and if you read the thread, 90% of responses have NO CLUE and cannot even comprehend it before they complain) People are going to keep with their theories and their shadows that move slowly and you have to stand still for 15 minutes and wait and all kinds of other schitzophrenic nonsense. Everyone is calling me crazy, but they are unable to process the facts that I have given. It will be fun when all of these motherf*ckers get proven wrong. I cannot compute a sentence of this rambling case and f*cking point. checkmate, mouth breathers. Edited October 1, 2013 by brian. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
williamcampbell Posted October 1, 2013 Share Posted October 1, 2013 (edited) It will be fun when all of these motherf*ckers get proven wrong. So far nothing. But let's hope something actually comes out of it since this should be about everyone having something to look forward to do in the game and not about you being proven right, mr. superior. Edited October 1, 2013 by williamcampbell Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dale Nixon Posted October 1, 2013 Share Posted October 1, 2013 I cannot compute a sentence of this rambling case and f*cking point. checkmate, mouth breathers. that's because your rambling is so stupid and incomprehensive that only someone as mentally retarded as yourself could even try and comprehend it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
brian. Posted October 1, 2013 Author Share Posted October 1, 2013 (edited) It will be fun when all of these motherf*ckers get proven wrong. So far nothing. But let's hope something actually comes out of it since this should be about everyone having something to look forward to do in the game and not about you being proven right, mr. superior. It was about that, until these people made it clear that they are incapable of handling the truth, let alone processing it if they could. Whoever tries what I have written here, will figure it out. Whoever continues to try to figure this out on an already completed game, is mentally ill, or too stupid to understand this, so they are mentally slow. Which is common these days. And I am not surprised. Edited October 1, 2013 by brian. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
god level Posted October 1, 2013 Share Posted October 1, 2013 R* confirmed there is no jetpack or accessible UFO. /thread Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SlothZombies Posted October 1, 2013 Share Posted October 1, 2013 It will be fun when all of these motherf*ckers get proven wrong. So far nothing. But let's hope something actually comes out of it since this should be about everyone having something to look forward to do in the game and not about you being proven right, mr. superior. It was about that, until these people made it clear that they are incapable of handling the truth, let alone processing it if they could. Whoever tries what I have written here, will figure it out. Whoever continues to try to figure this out on an already completed game, is mentally ill, or too stupid to understand this, so they are mentally slow. Which is common these days. And I am not surprised. There's only one mentally ill person in this thread mate. Well, one high profile one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GutsAndGlory Posted October 1, 2013 Share Posted October 1, 2013 its like reading the ramblings of an autistic 10 year old girl jptawok 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
brian. Posted October 1, 2013 Author Share Posted October 1, 2013 R* confirmed there is no jetpack or accessible UFO. /thread Where? And it was never about a jetpack for me. The evidence I have given is the only evidence that has been plausible out of anyone's ideas. IT is the only thing that really makes sense. When people realize they have downtrodden the person who told them the answer, they will not feel remorse. And I pray they will burn in hell for all of eternity for their mental abuse. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jptawok Posted October 1, 2013 Share Posted October 1, 2013 (edited) I like this theory, it has some good thought put into it and makes more sense than following every arrow shape we find in game, but it's no less ridiculous. You'd get a much more positive response if you could explain this without 1/10th of the condescension and thinly veiled trolling with it. If you're right, then R* is an idiotic company that clearly has more time than they need, if they are developing VERY intricate procedures and textures that may never get used. If you're wrong... you're just wrong. I'm going to maintain my, for lack of a better term, atheist position on the whole jetpack/flyable UFO idea. Not only do I not believe it exists, I dis-believe it. There is no way in hell they'd spend that much time, resources, and money making something that might never get found. When people realize they have downtrodden the person who told them the answer, they will not feel remorse. And I pray they will burn in hell for all of eternity for their mental abuse. That's pretty uncalled for. Keep your religious fervor to yourself. Now you just sound like a child stamping his feet telling people "JUST BELIEVE ME". A true Christian prays for your soul. Edited October 1, 2013 by jptawok Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
brian. Posted October 1, 2013 Author Share Posted October 1, 2013 (edited) That's because you do not have as much information on this as I do. You did not spend the time on the outside, watching everything unfolding to help others - you only watched a little, and are admitting your skeptical at all, let alone open to the reality when it shows up. Those who helped, were busy in their games while I was watching the proceedings they missed between their own tests. I sucked it all up like a spronge, and now I am telling you point blank: it is not that you complete this game, BUT HOW YOU PLAY IT. GTA V is a test of your character. It is a puzzle. It even evaluates you psychologically at the end of the game. You are on a deep, personal journey for enlightenment, participating in yoga for your chi, and triathlons are commonly done by people who see them as spiritually therapeutic. It is the entire theme of the game, right in front of our faces, just like the clues tell us. Bearing that central theme in mind, it becomes obvious: The mysterious picture on Mount Chiliad is a hint toward your fate depending on how you play the game. It is littered with other clues that help you to figure it out. The graffiti which says "come back after YOUR story is complete" is also a direct hint at this - your story is important to the easter egg. Next, in addition to complimenting this fact by its very name, the picture of Sinners Passage says that you will be judged, "For when the greatest scorer [Kraff] comes to write against your name [judge your gameplay], he marks not that you won, but how you played the game [self explanatory that God does not care if you complete it - he cares how you completed it]" It would take a complete and utter mental case to read this after all that has been debunked and actually deny that this is in fact the solution to the mysteries we've all been trying to figure out. The solution is that you will never get the UFO or any other special collectibles or items or vehicles that are secret unless you play the story right, without messing anything up. You can kill Packie, and never ever meet him. Some people never even realize they did it. That could be viewed as a clue, but it is proof that you can effect the game based on decisions you don't even know you are making. People have played the game and done the same kind of event without knowing it - feeding altruists potential future friends or required connections. The mystery has been how to access the easter eggs. Everyone saw the clues and found the stuff they are locked out of, but no one has unlocked the eggs. It's because most of them downloaded the save, and none of them played correctly under the saucer shaped watchful all knowing eyes of Kraff, brother brothers. Edited October 1, 2013 by brian. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
williamcampbell Posted October 1, 2013 Share Posted October 1, 2013 (edited) Yes, people will burn in hell for this. God made the world around you and you alone. Thanks for letting us know.Maybe, just maybe people are doing this because you have been doing nothing to sound like you're trying to help lately - it's just you wanting to be proven right, to have all the attention on you because you're so good and people are just stupid to not recognize that you, mr. almighty, is RIGHT and they're WRONG. Without even having anything to confirm/prove the theory as of now.Seriously, you even have a good theory there but you can't blame anyone if they're not feeling like contributing to it because of your unhealthy and egocentric behavior in the last few days. Once again: this is not about a good theory or having something else in the game and I don't even think it was about that one day. It's about you're being too desparate to be proven right, to the point that every 'x' days you change your mind about the whole matter in order to maybe reach something constructive and then be able to say "I TOLD YOU SO, I'M A GOD". I'm going to maintain my, for lack of a better term, atheist position on the whole jetpack/flyable UFO idea. Not only do I not believe it exists, I dis-believe it. There is no way in hell they'd spend that much time, resources, and money making something that might never get found. Doubter. You'll burn in hell for this. Don't you see that the only logical step is to believe brian blindly? It is not about Rockstar doing something that many would never find - only brian, because he knows everything - it's about you believing. Heck, as far as I'm concerned the game seems to change in a burst of magic if you suddenly believe - no matter how you've been playing until now. Edited October 1, 2013 by williamcampbell Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ObiJ0hnkenobi Posted October 1, 2013 Share Posted October 1, 2013 Literally, pics or it didn't happen. This proves nothing until we see something Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
brian. Posted October 1, 2013 Author Share Posted October 1, 2013 Thank you Brian I've been on the same track as you for the past week, going crazy at how blind people have been to the obvious messages embedded by R*. I just now stumbled across your post and felt a bit of relief to see that I'm not crazy and someone else sees the puzzle as I do. There are clear signs that each cult/religion/spiritual path in the game seeks roughly the same outcomes, but where they go astray could be interpreted as warnings, exhorting the player to not veer off-course. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mista J Posted October 1, 2013 Share Posted October 1, 2013 Kifflom. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dale Nixon Posted October 1, 2013 Share Posted October 1, 2013 actually brian is one of the greatest trolls of all time. i resign. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mista J Posted October 1, 2013 Share Posted October 1, 2013 R* confirmed there is no jetpack or accessible UFO. /thread Source? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
brian. Posted October 1, 2013 Author Share Posted October 1, 2013 GTA V is a test of your character. It is a puzzle. It even evaluates you psychologically at the end of the game. You are on a deep, personal journey for enlightenment, participating in yoga for your chi, and triathlons are commonly done by people who see them as spiritually therapeutic. It is the entire theme of the game, right in front of our faces, just like the clues tell us. Bearing that central theme in mind, it becomes obvious: The mysterious picture on Mount Chiliad is a hint toward your fate depending on how you play the game. It is littered with other clues that help you to figure it out. The graffiti which says "come back after YOUR story is complete" is also a direct hint at this - your story is important to the easter egg. Next, in addition to complimenting this fact by its very name, the picture of Sinners Passage says that you will be judged, "For when the greatest scorer [Kraff] comes to write against your name [judge your gameplay], he marks not that you won, but how you played the game [self explanatory that God does not care if you complete it - he cares how you completed it]" It would take a complete and utter mental case to read this after all that has been debunked and actually deny that this is in fact the solution to the mysteries we've all been trying to figure out. The solution is that you will never get the UFO or any other special collectibles or items or vehicles that are secret unless you play the story right, without messing anything up. You can kill Packie, and never ever meet him. Some people never even realize they did it. That could be viewed as a clue, but it is proof that you can effect the game based on decisions you don't even know you are making. People have played the game and done the same kind of event without knowing it - feeding altruists potential future friends or required connections. The mystery has been how to access the easter eggs. Everyone saw the clues and found the stuff they are locked out of, but no one has unlocked the eggs. It's because most of them downloaded the save, and none of them played correctly under the saucer shaped watchful all knowing eyes of Kraff, brother brothers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
quechus13 Posted October 1, 2013 Share Posted October 1, 2013 You might be right!!R* in the trailers showed a different approach to the heists!Trevor's Heist (BLOW UP THE SHIP) Jewelry Store Heist (RUSH THE STORE DUMB AND STUPID) I believe the ghost can also be changed! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
brian. Posted October 1, 2013 Author Share Posted October 1, 2013 quechus! good to see you, and good to hear intelligent life!!!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
anuj Posted October 1, 2013 Share Posted October 1, 2013 Wheres my jet pack Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gunnies Posted October 1, 2013 Share Posted October 1, 2013 (edited) There's no files in the game to prove a working flyable UFO. Also, some guy mailed the rockstar support team to try trick them and this was the response he received. - It's obviously not 100% confirmed truth but it's pretty convincing. Edited October 1, 2013 by Gunnies Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
quechus13 Posted October 1, 2013 Share Posted October 1, 2013 There's no files in the game to prove a working flyable UFO. Also, some guy mailed the rockstar support team to try trick them and this was the response he received. PICTURE - It's obviously not 100% confirmed truth but it's pretty convincing. Well I knew from the very beginning the UFO wasn't flyable (I got to read the whole handling.dat) But Jetpack or an Easter Egg about it sounds fun. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
williamcampbell Posted October 1, 2013 Share Posted October 1, 2013 If this turns out to be true some people will probably kill themselves around here, seeing as such unhealthy behavior has been "promoted". It's been hard to get over the fact that there isn't such thing, it seems. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NijenhuisR Posted October 1, 2013 Share Posted October 1, 2013 So that guy/girl who sent me the mail was actually lying? She said there was a flyable ufo brian. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
brian. Posted October 1, 2013 Author Share Posted October 1, 2013 (edited) I never was looking for a jetpack. I do know that VEH_SPACECRAFT exists i nthe vehicel archetype definitions but NOT in the handling - but if you knew anything, you would know that can be kept elsewhere, like encrypted in the exe, as it would be, if it were a secret only the BEST AND SMARTEST PLAYERS can unlock. I have seen the files myself. Along with many other files. The UFO likely takes you somewhere. "A new world is possible" Turn off the music at Epsilon building somehow, and you WILL get riot mode that is seen only on the in game tv. BEcause the music is brainwashing them to be passive. Play the game correctly, and you will do that. If it wasn't part of the challenge, riot mode would be a cheat. Yet it's not. And yet it is right there, in the cops tv show, riot mode exists. However, moon gravity, ability to do space without even using real textures or models (all procedural) in less than 64 kilobytes says that those UFOs may take you to space. "A new world is possible" Either where everyone's mind is free to fight back. Or a world outside of the one you are playing in, accessed by riding a UFO. These are theories that are not supportable. The topic itself is a solution which supports itself, once it is understood. AND the threads about "why did these things never happen in the game?" = proof that completing the game, is not experiencing the whole thing. Edited October 1, 2013 by brian. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AnEvilVet Posted October 1, 2013 Share Posted October 1, 2013 (edited) I disagree with this theory. I think you're reading too much into it. Edited October 1, 2013 by AnEvilVet Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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