NickSimo Posted October 1, 2013 Share Posted October 1, 2013 Hahahah this has just turned into a joke, hope this thread gets locked. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TruthHunter Posted October 1, 2013 Share Posted October 1, 2013 (edited) Brian, let's have a heart-to-heart real quick. So, I'm going to take this moment to give you my feelings toward you. I apologize ahead of time if at any moment during reading this you feel upset and/or offended. I think that you believe that just because you type with proper grammar (most of the time) and that your theories, I mean "solutions", make absolutle, undeniable sense in your own head make them true. You believe that the world owes you the courtesy to test out your "solutions" and give you thanks for all that you've provided. However, the sad truth of reality is that you are not anywhere near as bright and brilliant as you think you are. You've produced nothing to humankind other than profanties, insults, and a waste of time, which is the most depressing. You use demeaning syntax to try to force people into submission to try to prove your hypothesese. If you were as genius as you give yourself credit for, you'd have realized that people have already played this game multiple times trying to produce different results. Your idea is not original, nor does it hold any weight. You think people are too scared to play the game more than once, but it's that people don't want to waste countless hours trying to prove a worthless, weightless, and deficient "solution". If you're so comfortable in your own intellectual superiority in game development, please, go do something more productive. Perhaps, you can go dig into all that developer code for the game to prove yourself correct or not, because after all, you know so much. Better yet, go redirect that complex, genius capacity to cure cancer. Then again, you could always just sit in a corner and starve. Edited October 1, 2013 by TruthHunter tsmigs 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
brian. Posted October 1, 2013 Author Share Posted October 1, 2013 (edited) You all lack the critical thinking that I expect from the 90% masses. Notice that for every 9 of you, there is 1 who sees that this makes sense. I have tested ALL of your theories with Cyber. I have watched him patronize people redoing those theories. We have gone through and tried so many things. If you can honestly look at the opening post of this thread, read the linked topic, and see all the things Gforce just said, and you actually UNDERSTAND what you are reading, and you think this is NOT ONLY the best theory that has hit the internet THUS FAR, but that it is so good that nothing else even makes sense to try before this, then there is literally, and I do mean quite f*cking literally, something wrong with you people. I am sending this to CVG. They will love this. Watch. The f*cking game IS ABOUT your JOURNEY. It is about Epsilon and all that sh*t. And you doubt this? With YOGA and HIKING and all of it? YOU DOUBT IT? Get help, your brains do NOT work properly, and it is you who are all fried out. And take note. I been waiting for this moment for over 4 months. Look very closely at my signature. And remember it. It will all make sense in time. Edited October 1, 2013 by brian. Dog_Bread 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VolkXue Posted October 1, 2013 Share Posted October 1, 2013 You all lack the critical thinking that I expect from the 90% masses. Notice that for every 9 of you, there is 1 who sees that this makes sense. I have tested ALL of your theories with Cyber. I have watched him patronize people redoing those theories. We have gone through and tried so many things. If you can honestly look at the opening post of this thread, read the linked topic, and see all the things Gforce just said, and you actually UNDERSTAND what you are reading, and you think this is NOT ONLY the best theory that has hit the internet THUS FAR, but that it is so good that nothing else even makes sense to try before this, then there is literally, and I do mean quite f*cking literally, something wrong with you people. I am sending this to CVG. They will love this. Watch. You claim to have the best theory blah every other day... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
05-BROCKY-05 Posted October 1, 2013 Share Posted October 1, 2013 Why do i feel like im reading posts from Trevors friend Ron??? No one has mentioned Lizard people yet, how long must i wait. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TruthHunter Posted October 1, 2013 Share Posted October 1, 2013 You all lack the critical thinking that I expect from the 90% masses. Notice that for every 9 of you, there is 1 who sees that this makes sense. I have tested ALL of your theories with Cyber. I have watched him patronize people redoing those theories. We have gone through and tried so many things. If you can honestly look at the opening post of this thread, read the linked topic, and see all the things Gforce just said, and you actually UNDERSTAND what you are reading, and you think this is NOT ONLY the best theory that has hit the internet THUS FAR, but that it is so good that nothing else even makes sense to try before this, then there is literally, and I do mean quite f*cking literally, something wrong with you people. I am sending this to CVG. They will love this. Watch. Listen to yourself. This series, from the start, was all about pushing the boundaries in the things that the player could do, without limiting them to do things they did not want to do. If there is a jetpack, R* would not have used this method of unlocking it. It goes against everything the series is about. R* would have some seriously pissed off fans in both the short term and the long term over that one, because it would seriously restrict the number of players able to recieve the Easter Egg. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
anuj Posted October 1, 2013 Share Posted October 1, 2013 Hello my name is anuj and you are possibly the most batsh*t insane member I have ever come across in over 11 years on this message board. You've sent dozens of reports ranging from "he insulted me" to "he isn't smart enough to understand" and I've had to spend more time than is reasonable (reasonable being <3 minutes) trying to figure out if you're insane or completely insane. I'd like to propose an offer. I'm not going to be bothered reading all this crazy sh*t. If you can summarize it in three paragraphs (<400 words TOTAL) and provide concrete evidence of whatever the hell it is you're trying to say, I will abandon my position as mod and insist to the moderating team that you be modded in my place. You have 6 hours to complete this task. Regards, i think my brain melted Fmlad, El Tel, StupidAssHeadAss and 1 other 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vugo Posted October 1, 2013 Share Posted October 1, 2013 (edited) You all lack the critical thinking that I expect from the 90% masses. Notice that for every 9 of you, there is 1 who sees that this makes sense. I have tested ALL of your theories with Cyber. I have watched him patronize people redoing those theories. We have gone through and tried so many things. If you can honestly look at the opening post of this thread, read the linked topic, and see all the things Gforce just said, and you actually UNDERSTAND what you are reading, and you think this is NOT ONLY the best theory that has hit the internet THUS FAR, but that it is so good that nothing else even makes sense to try before this, then there is literally, and I do mean quite f*cking literally, something wrong with you people. I am sending this to CVG. They will love this. Watch. I don't think you realize that what you are saying, is to play through 30+ hours of gameplay to get another 100% save file, without killing a single random ped. And also the fact that you "tested every theory" even though you don't have the game is absolutely hilarious, especially because theories come and go every day, there isn't such thing as testing every theory existing and possible, and anyone from the CoD Zombies community who works out in figuring the map easter eggs (really cryptic easter eggs, in case you never seen any videos about it for the past 4 years) would probably tell you the same thing. Hello my name is anuj and you are possibly the most batsh*t insane member I have ever come across in over 11 years on this message board. You've sent dozens of reports ranging from "he insulted me" to "he isn't smart enough to understand" and I've had to spend more time than is reasonable (reasonable being <3 minutes) trying to figure out if you're insane or completely insane. I'd like to propose an offer. I'm not going to be bothered reading all this crazy sh*t. If you can summarize it in three paragraphs (<400 words TOTAL) and provide concrete evidence of whatever the hell it is you're trying to say, I will abandon my position as mod and insist to the moderating team that you be modded in my place. You have 6 hours to complete this task. Regards, i think my brain melted Best thing I read whole month. Edited October 1, 2013 by Vugo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VolkXue Posted October 1, 2013 Share Posted October 1, 2013 I wonder if you understand that you are actually turning people away from the Chiliad mystery with the excesses gone to? Part of me wonders if that's not the real goal behind all these posts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dale Nixon Posted October 1, 2013 Share Posted October 1, 2013 Here is what happens when I discuss this with intelligent people (special thanks to Gforce) <Gforce> to take the true moral path to enlightenment, I picked up on that real early on in the game <Gforce> people will have to play this game with only killing the right people, and zero peds <Gforce> stealth is in the game for a reason <Gforce> want to know how many potential routes through this game there are ? ................. 8 <Gforce> main ones that is <Gforce> with the exception that there is a hidden 9th way and only one place to see the 9 clue ;-) <Gforce> and I shall keep that to myself because all the people looking are all using a 100% save they didn't make themself <Gforce> here's anothe massive in your face clue nobody seems to have noticed <Gforce> Die Nasty 8 or ingame Dynasty8, the property dealers for online <Gforce> as for the jetpack location, that's an obvious one but you have to be beamed up by the FIB UFO first in order for it to land <Gforce> good to see you managed to work out that the blueprints are important <Gforce> biggest clue R* gave, especially when one of the paths to take is on the CE of the game, sonar dock with $500k ;-) <Gforce> after the submarine parts collection missions for the woman <Gforce> I can see in your topic there's not many Myst series players or thinkers <Gforce> probably because the game is older than they are .... lmao <Gforce> paid any attention to the tap tap topic yet ? <Gforce> Myst also works on sounds, lights and clues like the mural btw <Gforce> and how many people have been following any of the people on the LifeInvader R* page ? damn, two virgins Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fmlad Posted October 1, 2013 Share Posted October 1, 2013 (edited) Hello my name is anuj and you are possibly the most batsh*t insane member I have ever come across in over 11 years on this message board. You've sent dozens of reports ranging from "he insulted me" to "he isn't smart enough to understand" and I've had to spend more time than is reasonable (reasonable being <3 minutes) trying to figure out if you're insane or completely insane. I'd like to propose an offer. I'm not going to be bothered reading all this crazy sh*t. If you can summarize it in three paragraphs (<400 words TOTAL) and provide concrete evidence of whatever the hell it is you're trying to say, I will abandon my position as mod and insist to the moderating team that you be modded in my place. You have 6 hours to complete this task. Regards, i think my brain melted ^^ This. ( I like this mod here, lol ) Edited October 1, 2013 by Fmlad Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
grandtheftchronic Posted October 1, 2013 Share Posted October 1, 2013 You're all such haters. You've all abused the sh*t out of me for months while I just kept loving the community and accumulating over 165 likes and counting, goml. With people constantly telling you - SURPRISE THE SAME HATERS IN THIS THREAD - that I constantly make them look stupid.that And those are NOT my words, I am just repeating them. So that does not mean I have an ego. It means for every negative thing you say to me for having fun with my character and posts, there is always a bunch of people who have benefited, found value, or had a good laugh at my stuff.. What you all have is doubt. And doubt is for the unsavables. And so is hatred. When I spent my time helping you. Same names as usual, first time I'm breaking it out on the table. Not everyone of course. The people I am talking to are obvious and I already avoid them. Doubt is what makes humans intelligent. Without it, we'd think that everything we hear is true. Without doubt we would all essentially be "YOLO"that's true. We doubted the world was flat and... well globes were made. (; Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TruthHunter Posted October 1, 2013 Share Posted October 1, 2013 (edited) If you can honestly look at the opening post of this thread, read the linked topic, and see all the things Gforce just said, and you actually UNDERSTAND what you are reading, and you think this is NOT ONLY the best theory that has hit the internet THUS FAR, but that it is so good that nothing else even makes sense to try before this, then there is literally, and I do mean quite f*cking literally, something wrong with you people. I am sending this to CVG. They will love this. Watch. Normal, ordinarily modest people do not say sh*t like this. Your head is so far up your own a** that you're licking your own forehead. Your ego and sense of entitlement is sickening, not us. You are the type of person that no one wants in their life or even on a forum. If you're such a brilliant person, you must be making millions, so what's keeping you from buying a PS3 or 360 just to try it? Edited October 1, 2013 by TruthHunter SUPAH JD 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dale Nixon Posted October 1, 2013 Share Posted October 1, 2013 If you can honestly look at the opening post of this thread, read the linked topic, and see all the things Gforce just said, and you actually UNDERSTAND what you are reading, and you think this is NOT ONLY the best theory that has hit the internet THUS FAR, but that it is so good that nothing else even makes sense to try before this, then there is literally, and I do mean quite f*cking literally, something wrong with you people. I am sending this to CVG. They will love this. Watch. Normal, ordinarily modest people do not say sh*t like this. You're head is so far up your own a** that you're licking your own forehead. Your ego and sense of entitlement is sickening, not us. You are the type of person that no one wants in their life or even on a forum. If you're such a brilliant person, you must be making millions, so what's keeping you from buying a PS3 or 360 just to try it? i'm guessing a sh*tty job and never having felt the touch of a woman in his life. it really is the only reason that would explain a 30 year old male typing so much nonsense on a forum about a game he hasn't even played. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fmlad Posted October 1, 2013 Share Posted October 1, 2013 (edited) You're head is so far up your own a** that you're licking your own forehead. LOL! Oh I am so quoting this in the future lmao.. Edited October 1, 2013 by Fmlad SUPAH JD 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gunnies Posted October 1, 2013 Share Posted October 1, 2013 "because everyone is more worried about belittling intelligence and being afraid of it" hahahahaha Have you even played the game? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
05-BROCKY-05 Posted October 1, 2013 Share Posted October 1, 2013 I personally think the theory is good, but the way in which you offer your theory is not so good. You offer you theory in a manner that makes you appear to think you are above everyone, you try to shove your ideas down peoples throats instead of listening to their reasoning behind why they think you may be incorrect. You then wish for people to spend potentially 100's of hours trying out your theory, then if you are wrong what is the reward for those people?? While you've sat back, relaxed, ate, slept and just checked these threads for what they find, is finding the Jetpack really worth those countless hours to the general player. You have turned, what as i stated is a good theory into a thread that just makes you seem as though you are a cult leader. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ezfaun Posted October 1, 2013 Share Posted October 1, 2013 You all lack the critical thinking that I expect from the 90% masses. Notice that for every 9 of you, there is 1 who sees that this makes sense. I have tested ALL of your theories with Cyber. I have watched him patronize people redoing those theories. We have gone through and tried so many things. If you can honestly look at the opening post of this thread, read the linked topic, and see all the things Gforce just said, and you actually UNDERSTAND what you are reading, and you think this is NOT ONLY the best theory that has hit the internet THUS FAR, but that it is so good that nothing else even makes sense to try before this, then there is literally, and I do mean quite f*cking literally, something wrong with you people. I am sending this to CVG. They will love this. Watch. The f*cking game IS ABOUT your JOURNEY. It is about Epsilon and all that sh*t. And you doubt this? With YOGA and HIKING and all of it? YOU DOUBT IT? Get help, your brains do NOT work properly, and it is you who are all fried out. And take note. I been waiting for this moment for over 4 months. Look very closely at my signature. And remember it. It will all make sense in time. If I was dumb and lacked critical thinking, then how the hell do you explain a 27 yo asian male that could afford a 99 Skyline GT-T and an 05 WRX? How do you THINK I pay my bills and my rent and taxes and car installments and pay off my university loans? f*ckin A' the things I have to do to keep my ass off the street, and you say I lack critical thinking? brian. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
anuj Posted October 1, 2013 Share Posted October 1, 2013 Oh by the way I'd like to request that everyone try to cool it on the personal insults and whatnot while he is composing his "final essay". I know that it's an easy target but it's also kinda against our rules. brian. and SUPAH JD 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
05-BROCKY-05 Posted October 1, 2013 Share Posted October 1, 2013 If I was dumb and lacked critical thinking, then how the hell do you explain a 27 yo asian male that could afford a 99 Skyline GT-T and an 05 WRX? How do you THINK I pay my bills and my rent and taxes and car installments and pay off my university loans? f*ckin A' the things I have to do to keep my ass off the street, and you say I lack critical thinking? ll all make sense in time. Off topic, good to see another Subaru driving member, i love Nissans too, but Subaru is where my heart is. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
woolva2k13 Posted October 1, 2013 Share Posted October 1, 2013 (edited) Im suprised this Theory is geting a bashing. I have been apart of/followed this myth since day1 here. and i couldnt help but laugh at the pointless goose chases from people with theorys that didnt match up to in-game evidence. Far by the best theory i have heard this is! but i wont go searching thats for sure. Only time will tell if such "jetpack" is real or not. Edited October 1, 2013 by woolva2k13 brian. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StupidAssHeadAss Posted October 1, 2013 Share Posted October 1, 2013 (edited) No words. Just respect. Thank you anuj. Edited October 1, 2013 by StupidAssHeadAss Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TruthHunter Posted October 1, 2013 Share Posted October 1, 2013 Far by the best theory i have heard this is! Okay, Yoda. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Rizza Posted October 1, 2013 Share Posted October 1, 2013 @ Brian I do really think you are onto something with this "paths" theory but you are overthinking way too much. seriously....no ped deaths? R* would never limit us or make things that hard. Is it even possible? If this thory is right then i think it would be set parts in the game and reading further into the code may highlight those parts. Im not one of you obvious haters btw. You might be completely batsh*t crazy but hey...arent we all I look forward to seeing what happens and ill be trying a few different things myself on my new playthrough although i will be devoting alot of my time to GTA-O. Good luck brotha! Dave Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dale Nixon Posted October 1, 2013 Share Posted October 1, 2013 Oh by the way I'd like to request that everyone try to cool it on the personal insults and whatnot while he is composing his "final essay". I know that it's an easy target but it's also kinda against our rules. i'm not even joking about it. i legitimately believe this guy is a virgin. what do you say on the matter, anuj? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TruthHunter Posted October 1, 2013 Share Posted October 1, 2013 Oh by the way I'd like to request that everyone try to cool it on the personal insults and whatnot while he is composing his "final essay". I know that it's an easy target but it's also kinda against our rules. I thought this forum was about expressing your thoughts? I admit, the yoda thing might have been a little harsh, but everything expressed towards Brian came straight from the heart Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
michaeltt Posted October 1, 2013 Share Posted October 1, 2013 You all lack the critical thinking that I expect from the 90% masses. Notice that for every 9 of you, there is 1 who sees that this makes sense. I have tested ALL of your theories with Cyber. I have watched him patronize people redoing those theories. We have gone through and tried so many things. If you can honestly look at the opening post of this thread, read the linked topic, and see all the things Gforce just said, and you actually UNDERSTAND what you are reading, and you think this is NOT ONLY the best theory that has hit the internet THUS FAR, but that it is so good that nothing else even makes sense to try before this, then there is literally, and I do mean quite f*cking literally, something wrong with you people. I am sending this to CVG. They will love this. Watch. The f*cking game IS ABOUT your JOURNEY. It is about Epsilon and all that sh*t. And you doubt this? With YOGA and HIKING and all of it? YOU DOUBT IT? Get help, your brains do NOT work properly, and it is you who are all fried out. And take note. I been waiting for this moment for over 4 months. Look very closely at my signature. And remember it. It will all make sense in time. I found Brian Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KawakSallas Posted October 1, 2013 Share Posted October 1, 2013 I think I get the point. Correct me if I'm wrong. The supposed easter eggs at the end of the game (Jetpack, big foot hunting, the morse code of that thing underwater and so on) will only be available if you made certain decisions (that are not always explicit) during the game. Is that it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
anuj Posted October 1, 2013 Share Posted October 1, 2013 Oh by the way I'd like to request that everyone try to cool it on the personal insults and whatnot while he is composing his "final essay". I know that it's an easy target but it's also kinda against our rules. i'm not even joking about it. i legitimately believe this guy is a virgin. what do you say on the matter, anuj? What this dude decides to do with his weiner and butt in his private time is really none of any of our concern tbh Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dale Nixon Posted October 1, 2013 Share Posted October 1, 2013 Oh by the way I'd like to request that everyone try to cool it on the personal insults and whatnot while he is composing his "final essay". I know that it's an easy target but it's also kinda against our rules. i'm not even joking about it. i legitimately believe this guy is a virgin. what do you say on the matter, anuj? What this dude decides to do with his weiner and butt in his private time is really none of any of our concern tbh i'm more concerned and worried about the safety of others around him. 30 years of no sex and not even a female touch has to turn a man into a complete nervous psychopath (the proof is here in this thread). who knows what he might do if someone just doesn't order a hooker for him soon. maybe we should start a charity? get brian laid to save the lives of innocent people. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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