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Funniest line/scene of dialogue in story? [*Spoilers(maybe)*]


SeannyFitz
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In story mode with the three protagonists/people involved in missions/strangers and freaks, not NPC's.

 

One of mine has to be just after the Paleto Bay bank job, when they get off the train, when parting ways, Trever and Franklin leave in a truck....

 

Franklin: "Seatbelt".

Trevor: "You serious?".

 

It was just the way they delivered those lines, yours?.

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"You said that on THE PHONE?! WHAT THE f*ck IS WRONG WITH YOU?! Dammit Ron!! Now I'm going to have to discipline you, and you know how I feel about that!"-Trevor.

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Grand Theft Savage

Lamar: "What's up, can a Loc come up in yo crib?"

 

Franklin: "Man, f*ck you; I'll see you at work."

 

Lamar: "Ah, nigga, don't hate me 'cause I'm beautiful, nigga. Maybe if you got rid of that old ye-ye ass haircut you got you'd get some bitches on ya dick. Oh, better yet, maybe Tanisha will call yo dog ass if she ever stop f*ckin' with that brain surgeon or lawyer she f*ckin' with. Nigga."

 

Franklin: "...What?"

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Thanks for the spoiler,

Trevor: You wouldn't believe this ron, one of these assholes are having a seizure or something!
Ron: That's me!

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Johnny: "Trevor! I'm talking to you, motherf*cker!"

 

Trevor: "...Are you? What are you saying?"

 

Johnny: "F*cking my girl, man. It's wrong."

 

Trevor: "Well, I gotta f*ck someone. You want me to f*ck you instead? Is that the problem here?

*whispers* take off your pants, cowboy, alright? Let's... Let's f*ck..."

 

Johnny: "You think this is funny?"

 

Trevor: "Get them off!!!"

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Lamar: "What's up, can a Loc come up in yo crib?"

 

Franklin: "Man, f*ck you; I'll see you at work."

 

Lamar: "Ah, nigga, don't hate me 'cause I'm beautiful, nigga. Maybe if you got rid of that old ye-ye ass haircut you got you'd get some bitches on ya dick. Oh, better yet, maybe Tanisha will call yo dog ass if she ever stop f*ckin' with that brain surgeon or lawyer she f*ckin' with. Nigga."

 

Franklin: "...What?"

Not Nigga.

 

 

It is "Niggaaaa"

 

His voice went so jazzy there, Lamar should of been a jazz singer

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Trevor: "That wide eyed idiot was mine!"

 

O'neil: "It's business fella. You wanna discuss it, we're at the farm. Ernie, Earle, Walton, Wynn, Dayle, Doyle, Daryl, Dan - all of us."

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  • 8 years later...

Isiah FriedlanderYour son, James. He's a good kid?
Michael:He's a good kid? A good kid? Why? Does he help the f***ing poor? No. He sits on his ass all day, smoking dope and jerking off while he plays that f***ing game. If that's our standard for goodness... then no wonder this country's screwed.

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Cutter De Blanc

 

 

Michael De Santa : Oh, you're f*cking A-right it's sarcasm! You f*ck! A few weeks ago, I was happily retired, sulking by my swimming pool, and my psychotic best friend shows up out of nowhere to torture me over mistakes I made, honest mistakes I made over a decade ago! We, our little posse, are flat f*cking broke, but hey, let's go out and spend two million dollars on a tandem rotor f*cking chopper, so I can go steal nerve gas from f*cking terrorists! Forgive me, you ignorant f*ck, but sarcasm is all I've f*cking got! Sarcasm, and a room full of you cunts!

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blacklemon173

This entire scene

 

"The f*ck has happened? Why do you have his car?"

"Ah, that piece of turd, huh? No wonder people are stabbing him in the back."

"What happened!?"

"Cheap bastard. You know, I really don't know why you mess around with people like that Mikey. I mean really I don't-"

"TREVOR! Answer the f*cking question!"

...

"I asked for a fair day's pay after a fair day's work. Then he, kinda got a little angry. So, I admit, I kinda got a little angry."

"Did you kill him?"

"What kind of f*cking animal do you take me for? No I didn't kill him!

"Oh f*ck ..."

"But I kidnapped his wife!"

"OH NO!"

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  • 6 months later...

in the long stretch

Stretch:"I've seen some sweet boys up in the pen who got bigger balls than you"

Franklin:"You been doing your time looking at sweet boy balls? It's good to have confirmation"

 

Almost every Franklin line is gold

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one in which trevor says:

 

'i rather suck **** than smoke weed

and ive done both'

 

he said something like that

so he sucked ****

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dolphinsfan2016

Trevor: [to Wade, about the drive to L.S.] "you can jerk me off if i get bored."

Wade: [fearful]

Trevor: "I'm joking... ...you can suck me off."

 

 

Trevor: [in Option C, in regards to his task of killing Steve Haines] "thank god, i've wanted to ice that f*cker since the moment i met him."

 

Trevor: [mockingly imitating Michael] "I've got my work, and i've got my family... and never the two shall meet."

 

 

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Trevor mocking Michael after he calls his family, when he's hiding out in Sandy Shores:

 

"Your daddy's been a bad boy. Please, son."

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Trever gives $7 to a woman as a gift. She complains that that's not much.

 

Trever: "I said to buy something nice, not something expensive!"

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  • 2 months later...
Great Britain
On 9/27/2013 at 6:38 AM, Grand Theft Savage said:

Lamar: "What's up, can a Loc come up in yo crib?"

 

Franklin: "Man, f*ck you; I'll see you at work."

 

Lamar: "Ah, nigga, don't hate me 'cause I'm beautiful, nigga. Maybe if you got rid of that old ye-ye ass haircut you got you'd get some bitches on ya dick. Oh, better yet, maybe Tanisha will call yo dog ass if she ever stop f*ckin' with that brain surgeon or lawyer she f*ckin' with. Nigga."

 

Franklin: "...What?"

 

If only you knew what a meme this would become. 

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Michael and Trevor after kidnapping Martin Madrazo's wife:

 

Michael: Did you kill him?

Trevor: No I didn't kill him, what kind of f**king animal do you take me for?

 

Yeah, what kind of animal do you take Trevor for?

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universetwisters

Michael’s delivery of “Oh No” once Trevor announces he kidnapped Patricia 

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Homicidal Hipster

A bunch of guys try and mug Trevor. 

 

"Sorry boys I don't carry cash, I'm like the queen of England" 

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