Smith John Posted September 26, 2013 Share Posted September 26, 2013 (edited) Date: 05/11/11 Location: Discussion Room, Rockstar Games HQ *Dan Houser, Sam Houser, The Benz are sat around a big oval table Dan Houser: So guys, we've just released our first trailer for Grand Theft Auto V Sam Houser: Yeah, and just look at those views! What a success! The Benz: Indeed. Shall we circle jerk now gentlemen? DH: I think it's time Les *the trio proceed to circle jerk for 6mins 27secs SH: Now that we have that out of our system, it's time for more pressing matters DH: Like what Sam? SH: Like how are we are going to implement the most pointless piece of sh*t feature in our game LB: But why would we do that Sam? SH: What do you mean why? For our own amusement of course! LB: Oh yeah! Hahaha! SH: Hahahaha! DH: Hahahaha! LB: So what did you have in mind Sam? SH: I'm not sure, perhaps we should shoot up some smack to help our creativity DH: Yeah, good idea brother *the trio proceed to inject themselves with heroin SH: Bleuhahrggg, that's better LB: Oh yeah, that's the spot DH: Who needs hair when you have heroin SH: So, any ideas guys? LB: Hmmm, how about the ability to make the protags fat? SH: Good idea, but we already done that with San Andreas LB: Oh yeah SH: We need something fresh, and even more pointless DH: I know, how about the ability to pick up groceries for your in game wife/girlfriend? SH: Hmm, good, good. But I'm not getting that frustrating, stick-your-balls-in-a-wasps-nest, vibe from it LB: By golly, I've got it!!! SH: What Leslie, what? DH: Yeah tell us Les! LB: What is one of the most pointless, boring, nauseating things to do in real life? SH: Watch reality tv? DH: Play Call of Duty? LB: No, I am of course speaking of the fine art of practising yoga. SH: Well slap my bellend and call me Pamela, you're a genius Les! DH: Yeah, who needs hair when you have yoga! LB: Gentlemen, it's time again *the trio proceed to circle jerk, this time for 13mins 54 secs AND THUS - YOGA BECAME A FEATURE OF GTA *Disclaimer for some members who can't take a bloody joke: GTA V is hands down the best video game I've ever played so far, and I've been gaming since Sonic and the Mega Drive era - 20 years ago. I'm just having a little fun, Edited September 26, 2013 by niko bellic half brother bish0p2004, RyanBurnsRed, Gutslab and 3 others 6 Link to comment https://gtaforums.com/topic/604276-i-just-found-out-why-yoga-was-implemented/ Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neoflite Posted September 26, 2013 Share Posted September 26, 2013 Hahaha that`s a good one. Can you give us some more? How about they decided to not just tweak the physics, but completely f*ck it up overhauling it? O I know, it`ll start and end with some circle jerking Utopian Cynicism 1 Link to comment https://gtaforums.com/topic/604276-i-just-found-out-why-yoga-was-implemented/#findComment-1063479853 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ansteven Posted September 26, 2013 Share Posted September 26, 2013 HAHAHAHAHHHAHAH Yoga is pointless same animations and all it was only meant for that one mission other than that its poitless. How do you feel about the stealth in the game? Or with any R* games RDR stealth is horrid aswell as this dont add stealth if you cant achieve it correctly. In missions the steallth is not long before the main chr shouts or you end up in a situation were they see you. You cant do a full stealth basically what im saying. I been rlly up set and posting this alot ill stfu tho. just wanted your opinion. Link to comment https://gtaforums.com/topic/604276-i-just-found-out-why-yoga-was-implemented/#findComment-1063479866 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Peregrin Brandytook Posted September 26, 2013 Share Posted September 26, 2013 nice! Link to comment https://gtaforums.com/topic/604276-i-just-found-out-why-yoga-was-implemented/#findComment-1063479875 Share on other sites More sharing options...
NADOLNY Posted September 26, 2013 Share Posted September 26, 2013 started to read, but stopped evilrex 1 Link to comment https://gtaforums.com/topic/604276-i-just-found-out-why-yoga-was-implemented/#findComment-1063479902 Share on other sites More sharing options...
BullworthAcademy Posted September 26, 2013 Share Posted September 26, 2013 wat Link to comment https://gtaforums.com/topic/604276-i-just-found-out-why-yoga-was-implemented/#findComment-1063479908 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deffpony Posted September 26, 2013 Share Posted September 26, 2013 Lol I approve this message GUCCI_MANE_PIZZA_PARTY 1 Link to comment https://gtaforums.com/topic/604276-i-just-found-out-why-yoga-was-implemented/#findComment-1063479909 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neoflite Posted September 26, 2013 Share Posted September 26, 2013 started to read, but stopped You should finish it, it`s actually quite hilarious (and possibly true) Link to comment https://gtaforums.com/topic/604276-i-just-found-out-why-yoga-was-implemented/#findComment-1063479910 Share on other sites More sharing options...
bish0p2004 Posted September 26, 2013 Share Posted September 26, 2013 It's funny because I was trying to think up a reason as to why they included yoga in the game in the first place...especially in place of something with a little more purpose that would actually provide fun. In my mind, I tried comparing it to the dancing in previous games and going inside of night clubs. I think the biggest difference between things like yoga and the dancing in the night club in previous gta games is the fact that the dancing just complimented the night club, which in itself a great place for killing sprees. The dancing was also harder to do in that it was more like DDR. Even in TBoGT it was harder to do and it gave you something (even if silly) as a reward. I'm still not sure what yoga does. Anyways, while I don't mind it being in the game, it is pretty much useless when you think about some of the things that could have been put in instead. It does add to the immersion of the game, but it really would have been better if it was only added as something very minor and not as a replacement for more interesting activities. Link to comment https://gtaforums.com/topic/604276-i-just-found-out-why-yoga-was-implemented/#findComment-1063479926 Share on other sites More sharing options...
RyanBurnsRed Posted September 26, 2013 Share Posted September 26, 2013 Lmao. This is hilarious. You sir win the internet for the week. Link to comment https://gtaforums.com/topic/604276-i-just-found-out-why-yoga-was-implemented/#findComment-1063479937 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seriousman Posted September 26, 2013 Share Posted September 26, 2013 I actually like doing Yoga in the game, but for some reason, I don't like it in real life Link to comment https://gtaforums.com/topic/604276-i-just-found-out-why-yoga-was-implemented/#findComment-1063479956 Share on other sites More sharing options...
pariah87 Posted September 26, 2013 Share Posted September 26, 2013 Wow, that wasnt funny at all. The fact that everybody is loaing their minds thinking this is funny just shows you what the average age is at these forums. Link to comment https://gtaforums.com/topic/604276-i-just-found-out-why-yoga-was-implemented/#findComment-1063479991 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neoflite Posted September 26, 2013 Share Posted September 26, 2013 Wow, that wasnt funny at all. The fact that everybody is loaing their minds thinking this is funny just shows you what the average age is at these forums. Link to comment https://gtaforums.com/topic/604276-i-just-found-out-why-yoga-was-implemented/#findComment-1063480000 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gutslab Posted September 26, 2013 Share Posted September 26, 2013 started to read, but stopped had another brain malfunction? Link to comment https://gtaforums.com/topic/604276-i-just-found-out-why-yoga-was-implemented/#findComment-1063480022 Share on other sites More sharing options...
pariah87 Posted September 26, 2013 Share Posted September 26, 2013 (edited) started to read, but stopped had another brain malfunction? Nah it's probably because he has an actual brain. Edited September 26, 2013 by pariah87 Link to comment https://gtaforums.com/topic/604276-i-just-found-out-why-yoga-was-implemented/#findComment-1063480028 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hover_Mode Posted September 26, 2013 Share Posted September 26, 2013 lol.I thought we could atleast teach yoga Link to comment https://gtaforums.com/topic/604276-i-just-found-out-why-yoga-was-implemented/#findComment-1063480116 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andreas Posted September 26, 2013 Share Posted September 26, 2013 At this rate, you never know, it could be more accurate than anyone would think. Link to comment https://gtaforums.com/topic/604276-i-just-found-out-why-yoga-was-implemented/#findComment-1063480117 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Prometheus Posted September 26, 2013 Share Posted September 26, 2013 Where's the downvote button? pariah87 1 Link to comment https://gtaforums.com/topic/604276-i-just-found-out-why-yoga-was-implemented/#findComment-1063480122 Share on other sites More sharing options...
TaazR Posted September 26, 2013 Share Posted September 26, 2013 Not even close to Zee's fanfiction about Sam and Dan boxmonster and D T 2 Link to comment https://gtaforums.com/topic/604276-i-just-found-out-why-yoga-was-implemented/#findComment-1063480151 Share on other sites More sharing options...
ThatOneDork Posted September 26, 2013 Share Posted September 26, 2013 The only thing I know is that with Michael, Rockstar included their favorite activity: Drinking Whiskey. Link to comment https://gtaforums.com/topic/604276-i-just-found-out-why-yoga-was-implemented/#findComment-1063480186 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Otter Posted September 26, 2013 Share Posted September 26, 2013 ....I'll allow it. boxmonster 1 Link to comment https://gtaforums.com/topic/604276-i-just-found-out-why-yoga-was-implemented/#findComment-1063480206 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nanoteck808 Posted September 26, 2013 Share Posted September 26, 2013 Yoga has a purpose, it fills and increases Michael's special ability bar.it Link to comment https://gtaforums.com/topic/604276-i-just-found-out-why-yoga-was-implemented/#findComment-1063480223 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Utopian Cynicism Posted September 26, 2013 Share Posted September 26, 2013 Wow, that wasnt funny at all. The fact that everybody is loaing their minds thinking this is funny just shows you what the average age is at these forums. Yeah, because you're so much better than everyone else here. I'm sorry this comical story didn't appease you, your highness. Maybe if you got down off your high horse and learned to laugh instead of acting like you have a stick up your arse. Link to comment https://gtaforums.com/topic/604276-i-just-found-out-why-yoga-was-implemented/#findComment-1063480291 Share on other sites More sharing options...
GUCCI_MANE_PIZZA_PARTY Posted September 26, 2013 Share Posted September 26, 2013 started to read, but stopped had another brain malfunction? Nah it's probably because he has an actual brain.You're so mature. :^) Link to comment https://gtaforums.com/topic/604276-i-just-found-out-why-yoga-was-implemented/#findComment-1063480355 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Oakshaft Posted September 26, 2013 Share Posted September 26, 2013 This sounds like a complete rip off of that Zee story that I read a while back... Link to comment https://gtaforums.com/topic/604276-i-just-found-out-why-yoga-was-implemented/#findComment-1063480406 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enterprise Posted September 26, 2013 Share Posted September 26, 2013 made my day, thanks the DH ones were my favourites Smith John 1 Link to comment https://gtaforums.com/topic/604276-i-just-found-out-why-yoga-was-implemented/#findComment-1063480464 Share on other sites More sharing options...
NADOLNY Posted September 26, 2013 Share Posted September 26, 2013 started to read, but stopped had another brain malfunction? no, your sister interrupted me begging to suck my balls, so i stopped reading Link to comment https://gtaforums.com/topic/604276-i-just-found-out-why-yoga-was-implemented/#findComment-1063480501 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smith John Posted September 26, 2013 Author Share Posted September 26, 2013 Wow, that wasnt funny at all. The fact that everybody is loaing their minds thinking this is funny just shows you what the average age is at these forums. Where's the downvote button? Yoga has a purpose, it fills and increases Michael's special ability bar.it Ah come on guys, it's just a bit of fun and games I absolutely love GTA V, and the more I play it, the more it's becoming the best thing I've ever put in any one of my consoles. Ever. high91 1 Link to comment https://gtaforums.com/topic/604276-i-just-found-out-why-yoga-was-implemented/#findComment-1063480638 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arroz14th Posted September 26, 2013 Share Posted September 26, 2013 Wow, that wasnt funny at all. The fact that everybody is loaing their minds thinking this is funny just shows you what the average age is at these forums. Yeah, because you're so much better than everyone else here. I'm sorry this comical story didn't appease you, your highness. Maybe if you got down off your high horse and learned to laugh instead of acting like you have a stick up your arse. No, just No Link to comment https://gtaforums.com/topic/604276-i-just-found-out-why-yoga-was-implemented/#findComment-1063480759 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doublepulse Posted September 26, 2013 Share Posted September 26, 2013 Everybody needs some relaxing time with Yoga after shooting everyone on the street. It makes sense to me. Michael is an angry man. He needs to calm down and relax! Link to comment https://gtaforums.com/topic/604276-i-just-found-out-why-yoga-was-implemented/#findComment-1063480845 Share on other sites More sharing options...
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