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From the office of Dr Isiah Friedlander
Client Notes - Highly Confidential

I get the feeling I will be seeing this one a lot.

Seems to want the easy way out of problems.

In love with finding a reason as to why awful decisions are correct.

Classic consumer, trying to fill spiritual void with material possessions - should try to sell them a lot of my books, CDS etc.

Creepy with women.

Treats women as a commodity.

Spends time with family - and manages not to kill them - maybe a possible sign of progress?

Thinks they are a wise type who sees the bigger picture.

Frighteningly myopic about suffering (of others).

Probably not a full blown kleptomaniac.

Not much of a yogi... hardly a surprise.

Lazy.

Easily distracted and eager to try new things, meet new people, cause new trouble!

A.D.D.?

Bizarre case study in excess.

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From the office of Dr Isiah Friedlander
Client Notes - Highly Confidential

Don't know exactly what to make of this one.

Decisively indecisive.

Keeps truly terrible company.

Terrified of life.

Possibly repressed.

Possibly homosexual. Not sure they even know - imagine we will chat for many, many years, then they'll run off with a trucker.

Very dependent on family for self-worth, which is odd.

Enjoys speculation.

Makes up stories about random killings - at least I hope they are stories.

Thief. Awful, bullying thief. Must try to sell them course work about this.

Tried yoga - stuck to mayhem. Great.

Psychotic about most things, but not exercise.

Out going and friendly, in a terrifying kind of way.

Lazy in some ways.

Nut job!

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From the office of Dr Isiah Friedlander
Client Notes - Highly Confidential

Remarkable - a true sociopath.

Compromise is the language of the devil - and this fool loves compromise.

Very grandiose.

Too easy with money.

At times, can be oddly morally superior, which is incredible.

Sexually judgmental about some things.

Family minded for some reason.

Keen to be part of American dream, which is odd.

Vindictive bully.

Seems to prefer well considered crimes - in some instances.

Bizarrely into new age activities.

Not really into physical fitness.

Out going and friendly, in a terrifying kind of way.

Possible A.D.D.?

Dr Freud, Professor Jung. I beg you, help me!

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From the office of Dr. Issaiah Friedlander

Client Notes- Highly Confidential

 

Confusing - so many issues.

Classic fence sitter!

Likes to think of self as big cheese.

Too easy with money

Sense of superiority is really odd.

Sexually judgemental about some things.

Lazy and self absorbed, but needy.

Not exactly an investor.

Vindictive in the extreme

Seems to be full blown kleptomaniac.

Ignores anything spiritual.

At least they don't over exercise.

Likes new people - or kills them.

Lazy in some ways.

Well, well, well, a maniac.

 

Pretty damn accurate minus killing people.

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From the office of Dr Isiah Friedlander

 

Client Notes - Highly Confidential

Deranged. Seriously deranged.

Definitely incapable of making a real decision.

Id way out of control.

Loves showing off with money.

Likes to show off around women.

Sexually judgmental about some things.

Not a good care giver.

Falls for get rich quick schemes and other easy way outs.

Possibly worst psychopath I have encountered.

Seems to prefer well considered crimes - in some instances.

Not much of a yogi... hardly a surprise.

On good physical shape - in bad mental state.

Picks up lots of weird people.

Possible A.D.D.?

What a bizarre assortment of problems.

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From the office of Dr Isiah Friedlander

Client Notes - Highly Confidential

Confusing - so many issues.

Compromise is the language of the devil - and this fool loves compromise.

In love with finding a reason as to why awful decisions are correct.

Tries to fill void with things.

Sense of superiority is really odd.

Needy and desperate, especially about aspects of sexually.

Lazy and solipsistic - then again, family is awful.

Likes white collar crime almost as much as the blue collar variety.

I wish I knew what meds to offer them - arsenic?

Kleptomaniac.

Thought yoga was beneath them. Prefers mass murder as a way of calming the nerves.

Not really into physical fitness.

Likes to stick to a small group of friends.

Distracted.

So this is why I went to medical school.

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Client Notes - Highly Confidential


Like most of my patients, this one really finds themselves very interesting, but fails to see the true problems that underpin their issues.


Compromise is the language of the devil - and this fool loves compromise.


Very large ego.


Probably end up in the poor house - still should pay for my ski chalet.


Needy, somewhat creepy show off.


Sexually judgmental about some things.


Family minded.


Keen to be part of American dream, which is odd.


Needlessly vindictive.


Incapable of respecting property rights.


Thought yoga was beneath them. Prefers mass murder as a way of calming the nerves.


Over exercise not a vice! At least there's one...


Picks up lots of weird people.


Distracted.


What a bizarre assortment of problems.


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From the office of Dr Isiah Friedlander
Client Notes - Highly Confidential

This lunatic will retire me.

Compromise is the language of the devil - and this fool loves compromise.

In love with finding a reason as to why awful decisions are correct.

Loves showing off with money.

Prone to being judgmental about some weaknesses but not own.

Sexually judgmental about some things.

Loyal to crazy family, which I suppose is a start.

Greedy, prone to gambling - likely cause of addiction - remember to sell book.

Incapable of valuing suffering of others.

Seems to be full blown kleptomaniac.

Not into yoga, it seems.

Not really into physical fitness.

Bit of a loner in some ways.

Distracted.

Hmmm... bat sh*t crazy.

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From the office of Dr Isiah Friedlander
Client Notes - Highly Confidential

Dull but at least they have insurance.

Very judgmental.

Doesn't hate self as much as any sane person would.

Not good at sharing.

Prone to being judgmental about some weaknesses but not own.

Sexually unsure of self - unfortunately not the case elsewhere.

Must try to teach that there are other living creatures on the planet!

Scared of adult world.

Vindictive bully.

At least has cut down on robbing of cars.

Yogi? No. not so much. Happier with lunacy.

Not really into physical fitness.

Seems to prefer a predictable life to the chaos of real life - unless they are one causing chaos.

Not able to really finish things they start.

Dr Freud, Professor Jung. I beg you, help me!

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Terrifying. Deluded, lonely, desperate and vain.

Good at compromise. Not so good at willpower.

Cannot give up childhood.

Probably end up in the poor house - still should pay for my ski chalet.

Loves to act like a big shot.

Sexually needy, heartless - uses and discards women - wonders why cannot form real relationships!

Spends time with family - and manages not to kill them - maybe a possible sign of progress?

Thinks they are a wise type who sees the bigger picture.

Needlessly vindictive.

Serial thief.

Now they are interested in yoga?

Loves exercise - nice and balanced along with murder, theft, etc.

Out going and friendly, in a terrifying kind of way.

Likes to see boring tasks to their bitter end.

Hmmm... bat sh*t crazy.

 

I finally beat the game; I've been so deeply immersed in GTAO, and subsequent other games that I have had this darn thing for nearly seven years and never got my act together until now :D

I had no idea about this psych eval; pardon the necro! 💀

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