carnage. Posted September 26, 2013 Share Posted September 26, 2013 Mine still doesn't work. It says it's not available and to check back later. It's been saying that since I beat the game. Weird. I seen it on my TV when it popped up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
E•MO•TION Posted September 29, 2013 Share Posted September 29, 2013 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snapabowl Posted September 29, 2013 Share Posted September 29, 2013 From the office of Dr Isiah FriedlanderClient Notes - Highly Confidential An intriguing case. Definitely incapable of making a real decision. Wants a father figure. Classic consumer, trying to fill spiritual void with material possessions - should try to sell them a lot of my books, CDS etc. Desperate for female attention. Uses women heartlessly - then again, no sane woman would want to know! Cares about family - so not totally solipsistic. Wisely invests money - in insane speculations. Possibly worst psychopath I have encountered. Incapable of respecting property rights. Keen yogi? You have to be kidding me. A freak of many things, but not of physical fitness. Friendly, in a way. Lazy in some ways. Will make me retire... and emigrate. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jameson312 Posted September 29, 2013 Share Posted September 29, 2013 From the office of Dr Isiah FriedlanderClient Notes - Highly Confidential I get the feeling I will be seeing this one a lot. Occasionally makes complex choices. Wow - identifies with the strangest people. Tries to fill void with things. Possibly repressed. Sexually needy, heartless - uses and discards women - wonders why cannot form real relationships! Co dependent. Thinks they are a wise type who sees the bigger picture. Vindictive bully. Serial thief. Thought yoga was silly - instead seems to like slaughter. Lazy, lazy, lazy. Easily distracted and eager to try new things, meet new people, cause new trouble! Not obsessive about some things. Hmmm... bat sh*t crazy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pepperjack Posted September 29, 2013 Share Posted September 29, 2013 From the office of Dr Isiah FriedlanderClient Notes - Highly Confidential Bit of a confusing case - not really sure where to begin. Good at compromise. Not so good at willpower. Moral compass was destroyed a long time ago. Reckless financially. Bit of a peeping tom. Sexually needy, heartless - uses and discards women - wonders why cannot form real relationships! Ignores people closest to him. Enjoys speculation. Makes up stories about random killings - at least I hope they are stories. Magpie who steal whatever takes their fancy, time and again. I thought yoga was meant to calm the mind? Avoids strenuous exercise. Crazy but outgoing. A.D.D.? I'm really confused - as crazy as anyone I've ever met. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
richc316 Posted September 29, 2013 Share Posted September 29, 2013 From the office of Dr Isiah Friedlander Client Notes - Highly Confidential Don't know exactly what to make of this one. Classic fence sitter! Very large ego. Not good at sharing. Desperate for female attention. Eager, desperate, malicious, heartless - classic psychopath. Will probably get left by family. Chancer. Frighteningly myopic about suffering (of others). Seems to prefer well considered crimes - in some instances. Attempts at spirituality not successful. Unlike crime career. Avoids strenuous exercise. Likes to stick to a small group of friends. Struggles to see things through to the end - sometimes. Oh brother! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Strengthcamp Posted September 29, 2013 Share Posted September 29, 2013 Dull but at least they have insurance. Tries to do the right thing - poor judgment as to what that is. Will find ageing very problematic. Probably end up in the poor house - still should pay for my ski chalet. Very into showing off. Sexually repressed, which is a good thing. Not a good care giver. Not very into white collar crime. Makes up stories about random killings - at least I hope they are stories. Frighteningly cold hearted about other people when it comes to property, etc. Attempts at spirituality not successful. Unlike crime career. Over exercise not a vice! At least there's one... Easily distracted and eager to try new things, meet new people, cause new trouble! Really finishes the job at hand - which would be nice if the job wasn't so horrible. Help! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
willdude12 Posted September 29, 2013 Share Posted September 29, 2013 I get the feeling I will be seeing this one a lot. Decisively indecisive. Doesn't hate self as much as any sane person would. Will probably refuse to pay bill. Sexually confused. Uses women heartlessly - then again, no sane woman would want to know! Family minded for some reason. Greedy, prone to gambling - likely cause of addiction - remember to sell book. Incapable of valuing suffering of others. Magpie who steal whatever takes their fancy, time and again. Tried yoga but preferred murder? Definitely not a fitness freak - just a freak. Like strangers. Not obsessive about some things. Will make me retire... and emigrate. Sexually confused? Is he saying Im gay? Haha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheJasonGallant Posted September 29, 2013 Share Posted September 29, 2013 From the office of Dr Isiah FriedlanderClient Notes - Highly Confidential Don't know exactly what to make of this one. Compromise is the language of the devil - and this fool loves compromise. Cannot give up childhood. Terrified of life. Creepy with women. Avoids certain seamy behaviors - unfortunately not all of them. Spends time with family - and manages not to kill them - maybe a possible sign of progress? Chancer. I wish I knew what meds to offer them - arsenic? Only robs with good reason - or with some reason. Must make sure yoga does not influence their time with me. At least they don't over exercise. Picks up lots of weird people. Not a finisher. Nut job! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tracksuit Hitman Posted September 29, 2013 Share Posted September 29, 2013 (edited) From the office of Dr Isiah FriedlanderClient Notes - Highly Confidential Deranged. Seriously deranged. Good at compromise. Not so good at willpower. In love with finding a reason as to why awful decisions are correct. Pointlessly mean with money. Desperate for female attention. Morally conservative about some things - which is weird. Will probably get left by family. Avoids speculation. Incapable of valuing suffering of others. Seems to prefer well considered crimes - in some instances. Yogi? No. not so much. Happier with lunacy. Lazy, lazy, lazy. Makes friends easily - what kind of people I dread to think. Not obsessive about some things. Dr Freud, Professor Jung. I beg you, help me! Edited September 29, 2013 by Prominent Fate aka geobst Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
resevil2008 Posted September 29, 2013 Share Posted September 29, 2013 From the office of Dr Isiah FriedlanderClient Notes - Highly Confidential Confusing - so many issues. Compromise is the language of the devil - and this fool loves compromise. In love with finding a reason as to why awful decisions are correct. Definitely mean. Very mean. Will probably skip out of bill. Sense of superiority is really odd. Sexually unsure of self - unfortunately not the case elsewhere. Cares about family, despite their obvious problems. Thinks they are a wise type who sees the bigger picture. Makes up stories about random killings - at least I hope they are stories. Sticks to tried and tested. Tried yoga - stuck to mayhem. Great. A freak of many things, but not of physical fitness. Friendly, in a way. Possible A.D.D.? What a bizarre assortment of problems. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maglev Posted September 29, 2013 Share Posted September 29, 2013 From the office of Dr Isiah FriedlanderClient Notes - Highly Confidential Hmmmm... words fail me. Sees both sides of the argument - and can't make their mind up. Self justifying fool. Hides myriad inadequacies behind cash being thrown around. Prone to being judgmental about some weaknesses but not own. Avoids certain seamy behaviors - unfortunately not all of them. Not good at giving time to others. Investor type - which is odd given risk taking as unlikely to make old bones. Prone to random and futile outbursts of violence. Frightened of too much change. Tried yoga - stuck to mayhem. Great. Lazy, lazy, lazy. Friendly, but terrifying. Finds finishing jobs challenging. Hmmm... bat sh*t crazy. I don't know what this tells me.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rerxelend Posted September 29, 2013 Share Posted September 29, 2013 From the office of Dr Isiah FriedlanderClient Notes - Highly Confidential An intriguing case. Definitely incapable of making a real decision. Wants to see self as a leader. Reckless financially. At times, can be oddly morally superior, which is incredible. Needy and desperate, especially about aspects of sexually. Family minded for some reason. Doubt much of a pension - then again, probably won't need one. Vindictive in the extreme. One person crime wave - who talks proudly of this country! Bizarrely into new age activities. Over exercise not a vice! At least there's one... Friendly, but terrifying. Not bothered with tasks they deem 'boring'. Wow - the worst I've come across. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RajunCajun88 Posted September 29, 2013 Share Posted September 29, 2013 From the office of Dr Isiah FriedlanderClient Notes - Highly Confidential Don't know exactly what to make of this one. Definitely incapable of making a real decision. In love with finding a reason as to why awful decisions are correct. Tight fisted in the extreme. Sense of superiority is really odd. Likes to use people. Not good at giving time to others. Will end up very rich or entirely bankrupt. Cannot decide which. Needlessly vindictive. Probably not a full blown kleptomaniac. Thought yoga was beneath them. Prefers mass murder as a way of calming the nerves. Definitely not a fitness freak - just a freak. Makes friends easily. Poor friends. Not obsessive about some things. Nut job! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nikobellic23 Posted September 29, 2013 Share Posted September 29, 2013 (edited) From the office of Dr Isiah Friedlander Client Notes - Highly Confidential A bit of a tragic case - riddled with contradictory issues. Definitely incapable of making a real decision. Not really capable of seeing how hypocritical their actions are - sees bad in others easily enough though. Pointlessly mean with money. Thinks of self as above certain temptations. Avoids certain seamy behaviors - unfortunately not all of them. Loves family - having met them, not sure quite why. Never going to die rich, unless death occurs mid robbery. Vindictive in the extreme. Desperately dishonest and violent regarding property of others. Not very into yoga, it seems. Avoids strenuous exercise. Friendly, in a way. Distracted. Nut job! Edited September 29, 2013 by Nikobellic23 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sneakerhead. Posted September 29, 2013 Share Posted September 29, 2013 From the office of Dr Isiah Friedlander Client Notes - Highly Confidential A very tedious case study. Cannot make up mind - seemingly about anything. Fixated with youth. Pointlessly mean with money. Bizarre moralizer at times - which makes me laugh. Possibly homosexual. Not sure they even know - imagine we will chat for many, many years, then they'll run off with a trucker. Avoids family commitments. Probably hoards money under mattress rather than invests it. Terrifyingly insular. Magpie who steal whatever takes their fancy, time and again. Tried yoga - stuck to mayhem. Great. Definitely not a fitness freak - just a freak. Like strangers. Distracted. Help! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ezfaun Posted September 29, 2013 Share Posted September 29, 2013 From the office of Dr Isiah FriedlanderClient Notes - Highly ConfidentialTedious and predictable, but will pay for the second home.Cannot make up mind - seemingly about anything.Prone to bouts of self justification.Miser.Prone to being judgmental about some weaknesses but not own.Sexually repressed, which is a good thing.Really not capable of giving to others.Greedy, prone to gambling - likely cause of addiction - remember to sell book.Possibly worst psychopath I have encountered.Frightened of too much change.Not into yoga, it seems.Avoids strenuous exercise.Friendly, in a way.Struggles to see things through to the end - sometimes.Oh brother! The gambling part sounds a lot like me Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ShopToCustomer Posted September 29, 2013 Share Posted September 29, 2013 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WildBrick142 Posted September 29, 2013 Share Posted September 29, 2013 (edited) From the office of Dr Isiah FriedlanderClient Notes - Highly ConfidentialFascinating. Rarely have I encountered someone so deluded.Tries to see good in everybody, with disastrous effects.Very grandiose.Not good at sharing.Superior - despite many obvious inadequacies.Sexually judgmental about some things.Wants to be good family member.Greedy, prone to gambling - likely cause of addiction - remember to sell book.Vindictive in the extreme.Only robs with good reason - or with some reason.Not into yoga, it seems.At least they don't over exercise.Narrow minded.Not bothered with tasks they deem 'boring'.So this is why I went to medical school. Edited September 29, 2013 by WildBrick142 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
typeRkrim Posted September 29, 2013 Share Posted September 29, 2013 This lunatic will retire me. Sees both sides of the argument - and can't make their mind up. Show me the father and I will show you the neuroses. Mean. Very mean. Bizarre moralizer at times - which makes me laugh. Likes to use people. Not a good care giver. Probably hoards money under mattress rather than invests it. Psychopath or sociopath? Both. Magpie who steal whatever takes their fancy, time and again. Tried yoga - stuck to mayhem. Great. Lazy, lazy, lazy. Picks up lots of weird people. Distracted. Hmmm... that’s all I can say... hmmm. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DrDamos Posted September 29, 2013 Share Posted September 29, 2013 From the office of Dr Isiah FriedlanderClient Notes - Highly Confidential An intriguing case. Cannot make up mind - seemingly about anything. Very large ego. Reckless financially. Sexually confused. Possibly homosexual. Not sure they even know - imagine we will chat for many, many years, then they'll run off with a trucker. Ignores family life. Falls for get rich quick schemes and other easy way outs. Incapable of valuing suffering of others. Seems to prefer well considered crimes - in some instances. Thought yoga was silly - instead seems to like slaughter. Not really into physical fitness. Friendly, but terrifying. Finds finishing jobs challenging. So this is why I went to medical school. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JimmyDaMoney Posted September 29, 2013 Share Posted September 29, 2013 From the office of Dr Isiah FriedlanderClient Notes - Highly Confidential I sincerely hope someone arrests this maniac very soon. Classic fence sitter! Terrifying egomaniac. Mean. Very mean. Thinks of self as above certain temptations. Sexually repressed, which is a good thing. Will probably get left by family. Investor type - which is odd given risk taking as unlikely to make old bones. Vindictive bully. At least keeps the car stealing to minimum. Tried yoga - stuck to mayhem. Great. A freak of many things, but not of physical fitness. Avoids making new friends. A.D.D.? So this is why I went to medical school. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JOSEPH X Posted September 29, 2013 Share Posted September 29, 2013 From the office of Dr Isiah FriedlanderClient Notes - Highly Confidential Dull but at least they have insurance. Tries to see good in everybody, with disastrous effects. Out of control id - Jung would have a field day with this one. Careless with money. Creepy with women. Sexually repressed, which is a good thing. Cares about family, despite their obvious problems. Investor type - which is odd given risk taking as unlikely to make old bones. Terrifyingly insular. Violent thief. Thought yoga was silly - instead seems to like slaughter. Physically unambitious. Makes friends easily. Poor friends. Struggles to see things through to the end - sometimes. What a bizarre assortment of problems. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ricktza Posted September 29, 2013 Share Posted September 29, 2013 (edited) Terrifying. Deluded, lonely, desperate and vain. Tries to suppress his urges with limited effect. Very grandiose. Classic consumer, trying to fill spiritual void with material possessions - should try to sell them a lot of my books, CDS etc. Very supercilious. Sees self as savior of women - odd given certain behaviors. Family focused - not sure why. Chancer. Frighteningly myopic about suffering (of others). At least keeps the car stealing to minimum. Well, the yoga was not popular. Unlike the murder. Over exercise not a vice! At least there's one... Friendly, but terrifying. Possible A.D.D.? Needs a lot of help - as do I! Edited September 29, 2013 by ricktza Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spacedeck Posted September 29, 2013 Share Posted September 29, 2013 (edited) From the office of Dr Isiah FriedlanderClient Notes - Highly Confidential Like most of my patients, this one really finds themselves very interesting, but fails to see the true problems that underpin their issues. Occasionally makes complex choices. Doesn't hate self as much as any sane person would. Terrified of life. Supercilious, which is ironic. Sexually judgmental about some things. Wants to be good family member. Very into random speculation. Vindictive bully. Thieving kept to something of a minimum. Yoga? No. Murder? Yes! Lazy, lazy, lazy. Out going and friendly, in a terrifying kind of way. Distracted. What a bizarre assortment of problems. Edited September 29, 2013 by Spacedeck Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elemental716 Posted September 29, 2013 Share Posted September 29, 2013 Crazy how different that all are. That what i love about this game its a different experience for everyone and everytime you play it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
liamstan10 Posted September 29, 2013 Share Posted September 29, 2013 (edited) A very tedious case study. Decisively indecisive. Searching for a role model in all the wrong places. Will probably refuse to pay bill. Desperate for female attention. Definite whore / Madonna complex. More on the whore side of things. Really not capable of giving to others. Very into random speculation. Terrifyingly insular. One person crime wave - who talks proudly of this country! Devoted yogi? Bizarre! A freak of many things, but not of physical fitness. Picks up lots of weird people. Possible A.D.D.? Dr Freud, Professor Jung. I beg you, help me! Edited September 29, 2013 by liamstan10 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hugh750 Posted September 30, 2013 Share Posted September 30, 2013 From the office of Dr Isiah FriedlanderClient Notes - Highly Confidential I get the feeling I will be seeing this one a lot. Cannot make up mind - seemingly about anything. Id way out of control. Too easy with money. Creepy with women. Impressive array of sexual excesses - very desperate. Cares about family - so not totally solipsistic. Chancer. Incapable of valuing suffering of others. Desperately dishonest and violent regarding property of others. Yoga? Wow! It's not working very well. Lazy, lazy, lazy. Seems to like strange people. Struggles to see things through to the end - sometimes. I am very confused. Don't think I am the only one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mathew9R Posted September 30, 2013 Share Posted September 30, 2013 (edited) From the office of Dr Isiah FriedlanderClient Notes - Highly Confidential A very tedious case study. Tries to do the right thing - poor judgment as to what that is. Likes to think of self as big cheese. Not very generous. Supercilious, which is ironic. Wants to a moralizer, despite flaws. Ignores people closest to him. Enjoys speculation. Frighteningly myopic about suffering (of others). Seems to prefer well considered crimes - in some instances. Tried yoga but preferred murder? Over exercise not a vice! At least there's one... Makes friends easily - what kind of people I dread to think. Not bothered with tasks they deem 'boring'. Will make me retire... and emigrate. Edited September 30, 2013 by Mathew9R Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
high247 Posted September 30, 2013 Author Share Posted September 30, 2013 thanks for posting your reports guys! keep them coming! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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