Post Your Psychiatric Report...

[high247]

 

From the office of Dr Isiah Friedlander

Client Notes - Highly Confidential

Not sure what to make of this one - interesting, up to a point, but also very, very boring.

Decisively indecisive.

Id way out of control.

Irresponsible with money and with rest of life.

Creepy with women.

Impressive array of sexual excesses - very desperate.

Must try to teach that there are other living creatures on the planet!

Investor type - which is odd given risk taking as unlikely to make old bones.

Incapable of valuing suffering of others.

Repeat offender.

Bizarrely into new age activities.

Lazy.

Friendly, in a way.

Distracted.

Well, well, well, a maniac.

 

After you beat the game post your Psychiatric Report here to compare.

Edited September 30, 2013 by high247

[high247]

(saved for future reports)

[xRIXONx]

From the office of Dr Isiah Friedlander
Client Notes - Highly Confidential

So needy and vain.

Occasionally makes complex choices.

Terrifying egomaniac.

Tries to fill void with things.

Hmm – makes weird judgment calls about morals.

Has some moral boundaries, it seems - just nowhere near enough.

Not good at giving time to others.

Enjoys speculation.

Prone to random and futile outbursts of violence.

Not as bad a thief as some.

Thought yoga was beneath them. Prefers mass murder as a way of calming the nerves.

Over exercise not a vice! At least there's one...

Crazy but outgoing.

Lazy in some ways.

Help!

[Fuzzknuckles]

Can you post in a different colour? Black on dark blue is hard to read.

[ShinobiFixer]

From the office of Dr Isiah Friedlander
Client Notes - Highly Confidential

Bit of a confusing case - not really sure where to begin.

Occasionally makes complex choices.

Scared of ageing. Which is a worry.

Very cost conscious.

Thinks of self as above certain temptations.

Needy and desperate, especially about aspects of sexually.

Wants to be good family member.

Chancer.

Needlessly vindictive.

Probably not a full blown kleptomaniac.

Ignores anything spiritual.

Definitely not a fitness freak - just a freak.

Avoids new people.

Possible A.D.D.?

Bizarre case study in excess.

[Occultan]

From the office of Dr Isiah Friedlander

Client Notes - Highly Confidential

Fascinating. Rarely have I encountered someone so deluded.

Tries to see good in everybody, with disastrous effects.

Morally - totally lost.

Irresponsible with money and with rest of life.

At times, can be oddly morally superior, which is incredible.

Likes to use people.

Cares about family, despite their obvious problems.

Eager capitalist.

Terrifyingly insular.

Repeat offender.

Keen yogi? You have to be kidding me.

Definitely not a fitness freak - just a freak.

Likes new people - or kills them.

Not able to really finish things they start.

Help!

Edited September 25, 2013 by Occultan

[ReadDeadStu]

How do you find it? I got a different one for each ending.

[Occultan]

Log into social club and go here: http://socialclub.rockstargames.com/games/gtav/career/missions/psychiatric-report

[scrublord]

Confusing - so many issues.

Definitely incapable of making a real decision.

Not really capable of seeing how hypocritical their actions are - sees bad in others easily enough though.

Careless with money.

Repressed, in some ways - mostly sexual. Definitely a confusing area - must investigate further.

Avoids certain seamy behaviors - unfortunately not all of them.

Loyal to crazy family, which I suppose is a start.

Enjoys speculation.

Vindictive in the extreme.

One person crime wave - who talks proudly of this country!

Ignores anything spiritual.

Over exercise not a vice! At least there's one...

Out going and friendly, in a terrifying kind of way.

Lazy in some ways.

Well, well, well, a maniac.

[DrAnomalous]

From the office of Dr Isiah Friedlander
Client Notes - Highly Confidential

Tedious and predictable, but will pay for the second home.

Decisively indecisive.

Wants a father figure.

Careless with money.

Desperate for female attention.

Needy and desperate, especially about aspects of sexually.

Lazy and self absorbed, but needy.

Likes white collar crime almost as much as the blue collar variety.

Terrifyingly insular.

Incapable of respecting property rights.

Well, the yoga was not popular. Unlike the murder.

Definitely not a fitness freak - just a freak.

Out going and friendly, in a terrifying kind of way.

Not bothered with tasks they deem 'boring'.

Not sure where this is leading - no where good.

[Mikeol1987]

Am I the only one that was weirded out by the report? Considering the world we live in etc

[ReadDeadStu]

Tried to log in thru my facebook. Damn thing didn't want to play. So f*ck it.

[RoadRaaage]

From the office of Dr Isiah Friedlander
Client Notes - Highly Confidential

So needy and vain.

Occasionally makes complex choices.

In love with finding a reason as to why awful decisions are correct.

Too easy with money.

Bizarre moralizer at times - which makes me laugh.

Morally conservative about some things - which is weird.

Family minded.

Chancer.

Prone to random and futile outbursts of violence.

Desperately dishonest and violent regarding property of others.

Not into yoga, it seems.

Definitely not a fitness freak - just a freak.

Makes friends easily - what kind of people I dread to think.

Possible A.D.D.?

What a bizarre assortment of problems.

Edited September 25, 2013 by RoadRaaage

[Realistic Steak Cult]

From the office of Dr Isiah Friedlander
Client Notes - Highly Confidential

Very, very depressing case.

Definitely incapable of making a real decision.

Raging ego.

Loves showing off with money.

Likes to buy attention.

Sexually judgmental about some things.

Cares about family - so not totally solipsistic.

Eager capitalist.

Psychopath or sociopath? Both.

Serial thief.

Wonder if devotion to yoga will influence murderous rages?

Definitely not a fitness freak - just a freak.

Crazy but outgoing.

Not bothered with tasks they deem 'boring'.

What a bizarre assortment of problems.

I should have killed that bitch when he ran away

Edited September 25, 2013 by Jesse Pinkman

[zmartinz]

From the office of Dr Isiah Friedlander
Client Notes - Highly Confidential

Hmmmm... words fail me.

Decisively indecisive.

Searching for a role model in all the wrong places.

Overly generous - definitely insecure.

Very into showing off.

Sexual risk taker - remember not to shake hands!

Loyal to crazy family, which I suppose is a start.

Wisely invests money - in insane speculations.

Prone to random and futile outbursts of violence.

Sticks to tried and tested.

Classic San Andrean - murderer into new age exercise!

Psychotic about most things, but not exercise.

Makes friends easily - what kind of people I dread to think.

Not bothered with tasks they deem 'boring'.

Oh brother!

[I<3GTAV]

From the office of Dr Isiah Friedlander
Client Notes - Highly Confidential

Bit of a confusing case - not really sure where to begin.

Good at compromise. Not so good at willpower.

Doesn't hate self as much as any sane person would.

Not good at sharing.

Hmm – makes weird judgment calls about morals.

Sexually judgmental about some things.

Must try to teach that there are other living creatures on the planet!

Probably hoards money under mattress rather than invests it.

Needlessly vindictive.

At least keeps the car stealing to minimum.

Tried yoga but preferred murder?

A freak of many things, but not of physical fitness.

Likes to stick to a small group of friends.

Distracted.

Well, well, well, a maniac.

Edited September 25, 2013 by natethegreatforlife

[MactoTillDeath]

From the office of Dr Isiah Friedlander

Client Notes - Highly Confidential

Remarkable - a true sociopath.

Likes to think of themselves as practical, when is really selfish.

Very grandiose.

Throws money around very freely - suggest sexual inadequacies - must investigate further.

Sense of superiority is really odd.

Morally conservative about some things - which is weird.

Lazy and self absorbed, but needy.

Thinks they are a wise type who sees the bigger picture.

Makes up stories about random killings - at least I hope they are stories.

Tends to not steal too much more than situation requires - is that a good thing? I have no idea anymore.

Thought yoga was beneath them. Prefers mass murder as a way of calming the nerves.

Not really into physical fitness.

Seems to like strange people.

Struggles to see things through to the end - sometimes.

I'm really confused - as crazy as anyone I've ever met.

 

 

 

Apparently, I'm the only one that got called a sociopath lol.

[beatthedevil56]

From the office of Dr Isiah Friedlander
Client Notes - Highly Confidential

 

Remarkable - a true sociopath.

Decisively indecisive.

Morally - totally lost.

Loves showing off with money.

Desperate for female attention.

Sexual risk taker - advise them to get tested - probably got a lot of dodgy diseases.

Lazy and self absorbed, but needy.

Chancer.

Easily offended to point of extreme rage.

Magpie who steal whatever takes their fancy, time and again.

Not very into yoga, it seems.

At least they don't over exercise.

Friendly, but terrifying.

Collector - possible obsessive.

Well, well, well, a maniac.

Edited September 25, 2013 by beatthedevil56

[DrAnomalous]

Has anyone cracked exactly what player tendencies or choices affect the psychiatric report?

[MeGusta90]

From the office of Dr Isiah Friedlander
Client Notes - Highly Confidential

So needy and vain.

Compromise is the language of the devil - and this fool loves compromise.

Falls for easy charm over sensible behavior.

Probably end up in the poor house - still should pay for my ski chalet.

Conflates sex with money.

Treats women as a commodity.

Decent member of family - unfortunately, family is awful!

Never going to die rich, unless death occurs mid robbery.

Incapable of valuing suffering of others.

Frighteningly cold hearted about other people when it comes to property, etc.

Must make sure yoga does not influence their time with me.

Over exercise not a vice! At least there's one...

Makes friends easily. Poor friends.

Struggles to see things through to the end - sometimes.

Well, well, well, a maniac.

I conflate sex with money? I don't think I do

Edited September 25, 2013 by MeGusta90

[Thejamman123]

From the office of Dr Isiah Friedlander
Client Notes - Highly Confidential

Bit of a confusing case - not really sure where to begin.

Definitely incapable of making a real decision.

Doesn't hate self as much as any sane person would.

Tries to fill void with things.

Very supercilious.

Avoids certain seamy behaviors - unfortunately not all of them.

Really not capable of giving to others.

Wisely invests money - in insane speculations.

Easily offended to point of extreme rage.

Not as bad a thief as some.

Attempts at spirituality not successful. Unlike crime career.

Over exercise not a vice! At least there's one...

Seems to prefer a predictable life to the chaos of real life - unless they are one causing chaos.

Not able to really finish things they start.

I'm scared.

[Realistic Steak Cult]

Has anyone cracked exactly what player tendencies or choices affect the psychiatric report?

Isnt it obvious fom the reports?

[DrAnomalous]

 

Has anyone cracked exactly what player tendencies or choices affect the psychiatric report?

Isnt it obvious fom the reports?

 

Some statements are obvious can't say I get them all honestly.

[JohnGazman]

From the office of Dr Isiah Friedlander
Client Notes - Highly Confidential

A very tedious case study.

Cannot make up mind - seemingly about anything.

Very grandiose.

Desperate for material possessions.

Supercilious, which is ironic.

Wants to a moralizer, despite flaws.

Loves family - having met them, not sure quite why.

Chancer.

Needlessly vindictive.

At least keeps the car stealing to minimum.

Tried yoga but preferred murder?

Definitely not a fitness freak - just a freak.

Out going and friendly, in a terrifying kind of way.

Easily distracted.

A real mess.

Edited September 25, 2013 by JohnGazman

[poklane]

From the office of Dr Isiah Friedlander
Client Notes - Highly Confidential

I sincerely hope someone arrests this maniac very soon.

Sees both sides of the argument - and can't make their mind up.

Doesn't hate self as much as any sane person would.

Desperate for material possessions.

Supercilious, which is ironic.

Morally conservative about some things - which is weird.

Family focused - not sure why.

Likes white collar crime almost as much as the blue collar variety.

Psychopath or sociopath? Both.

Respects some property rights - not others, of course.

Not very into yoga, it seems.

Avoids strenuous exercise.

Easily distracted and eager to try new things, meet new people, cause new trouble!

Easily distracted.

Oh brother!

[Raavi]

From the office of Dr Isiah Friedlander
Client Notes - Highly Confidential

Deranged. Seriously deranged.

Cannot make up mind - seemingly about anything.

Very large ego.

Irresponsible with money and with rest of life.

Repressed, in some ways - mostly sexual. Definitely a confusing area - must investigate further.

Knows where to draw some lines - but certainly not others.

Ignores family life.

Falls for get rich quick schemes and other easy way outs.

I wish I knew what meds to offer them - arsenic?

Respects some property rights - not others, of course.

Not into yoga, it seems.

Definitely not a fitness freak - just a freak.

Avoids new people.

Finds finishing jobs challenging.

Needs a lot of help - as do I!

[Smokin Shadowz]

Very, very depressing case.

Sees both sides of the argument - and can't make their mind up.

In love with finding a reason as to why awful decisions are correct.

Careless with money.

Creepy with women.

Treats women as a commodity.

Ignores people closest to him.

Thinks they are a wise type who sees the bigger picture.

Psychopath or sociopath? Both.

Repeat offender.

Tried yoga but preferred murder?

Definitely not a fitness freak - just a freak.

Friendly, in a way.

Definitely likes to finish a job.

Needs a lot of help - as do I!

[rctplayer8]

From the office of Dr Isiah Friedlander

Client Notes - Highly Confidential

An intriguing case.

Drawn to easy way out of problems.

Likes to think of self as big cheese.

Tries to fill void with things.

Bizarre moralizer at times - which makes me laugh.

Sees self as savior of women - odd given certain behaviors.

Avoids family commitments.

Scared of adult world.

Needlessly vindictive.

Compulsive and repeat thief.

Yogi? No. not so much. Happier with lunacy.

Avoids strenuous exercise.

Friendly, in a way.

Not obsessive about some things.

In my professional opinion, this one is a f*cking nut job.

This is not as messed up as yours.

Edited September 26, 2013 by rctplayer8

[Twiggy123]

From the office of Dr Isiah Friedlander
Client Notes - Highly Confidential

Fascinating. Rarely have I encountered someone so deluded.

Good at compromise. Not so good at willpower.

Fixated with youth.

Desperate for material possessions.

Sense of superiority is really odd.

Wants to a moralizer, despite flaws.

Not good at giving time to others.

Keen to be part of American dream, which is odd.

Frighteningly myopic about suffering (of others).

Compulsive and repeat thief.

Yogi? No. not so much. Happier with lunacy.

Lazy.

Friendly, but terrifying.

Not obsessive about some things.

Help!

[CharlieSheem]

From the office of Dr Isiah Friedlander
Client Notes - Highly Confidential

Hmmmm... words fail me.

Good at compromise. Not so good at willpower.

Wants to see self as a leader.

Insecure hoarder.

Likes to stare.

Sexually unsure of self - unfortunately not the case elsewhere.

Loyal to crazy family, which I suppose is a start.

Investor type - which is odd given risk taking as unlikely to make old bones.

Prone to random and futile outbursts of violence.

Seems to be full blown kleptomaniac.

Classic San Andrean - murderer into new age exercise!

Physically unambitious.

Not much of a one for company.

Finds finishing jobs challenging.

What a f*cking mess!