GerritJan1998 Posted September 22, 2013 Share Posted September 22, 2013 GTA V ruined my life, I played for like 15 hours in a row and my girlfriend was so mad at me that she picked the controller when I was going to the toilet and said I should stop, I said no ofcourse and she wouldn't give the controller back and with GTA V in my mind I punched her on her face. And now she is going to the cops. What should I do? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
URC Posted September 22, 2013 Share Posted September 22, 2013 kill her, and then runaway from the cops. You learned it in the game fool. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TripleRob Posted September 22, 2013 Share Posted September 22, 2013 Hasn't gta v taught you anything? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Udrift Posted September 22, 2013 Share Posted September 22, 2013 Ask Siri. Ratchetfan15 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
poklane Posted September 22, 2013 Share Posted September 22, 2013 First, I'd like to say I'm 99% sure this story is 100% BS. Second, if you're not lying, you're f*cked. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RichyB Posted September 22, 2013 Share Posted September 22, 2013 As Richard Bastion would say, push her down the stairs. kipakolonyasi 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RichyB Posted September 22, 2013 Share Posted September 22, 2013 (edited) . Edited September 22, 2013 by RichyB Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GutsAndGlory Posted September 22, 2013 Share Posted September 22, 2013 Respray your vehicle Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RamiTR Posted September 22, 2013 Share Posted September 22, 2013 You should see Dr. Friedlander. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StarVisitor Posted September 22, 2013 Share Posted September 22, 2013 Threaten her life and tell her you know people if she dares to speak. Intimidation works 100% of the time, just strike fear into her and she'll forget. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ratchetfan15 Posted September 22, 2013 Share Posted September 22, 2013 (edited) HOW CAN YOU BE THAT ADDICTED?!!!! BUT ANYWAYS, STEP 1 -- Kill her silently and out of site STEP 2 -- Take all possessions and clothes STEP 3 -- Find a way to explain her absence to her family and friends (i.e. She is on vacation alone) STEP 4 -- Get rid of the body in a place no one will find it (i.e. encased in cement and dumped in ocean/Burn to a crisp) STEP 5 -- Say she broke up with you STEP 6 -- Buy a new PS3 controller ( if you got blood or broke the first one) STEP 7 -- Destroy any incriminating evidence and all the other evidence STEP 8 -- Pretend you never heard of or killed her STEP 9 -- Play GTA V IF THIS DOESNT WORK GET AHOLD OF Michael, Franklin, and Trevor. IF THAT SOMEHOW DOESNT WORK CALL ROCKSTAR GAMES AND SEE IF THEY CAN GET YOU A WANTED DOWN CHEATCODE FOR LIFE Edited September 22, 2013 by Ratchetfan15 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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