Jerome Posted March 3, 2014 Share Posted March 3, 2014 At the central LS hospital there's always 2 guys saying : "i will f**k you the f**k up" and "stop dancing with the devil sellout!" Makes me laugh everytime! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
grumpy cat meme Posted March 4, 2014 Share Posted March 4, 2014 Girl talking to another girl: "I had to suck this other guy to get the job interview." Sadly, it is reality sometimes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vec Posted March 4, 2014 Share Posted March 4, 2014 "Stop this (Don't remember this part) or I'll report you. I'm english" This is from a female ped Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
THE_TREVALEV Posted March 10, 2014 Share Posted March 10, 2014 "If I'm flying all the way to Liberty City, y'all motherf*ckers are feeding me. And stop sitting me next to f*cking fat people. I hate fat people. What's up, Franklin!" Just go to the ghetto, and listen to phone conversations lol. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Upggrade Posted March 10, 2014 Share Posted March 10, 2014 "Is there any place I'd rather be, than drunk as a skunk at the Alamo sea? I told my wife bitch I'm going out for a snack That was ten years ago and I ain't been back. Show me the way to Sandy Shores, I spent all my money on meth and on whores." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheDeaconBosco Posted March 10, 2014 Share Posted March 10, 2014 "Someone's on the rag..." Jerome 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lelouch The Zero Posted March 10, 2014 Share Posted March 10, 2014 'YOU f*ckAAAAAA!" by some gay dude when driving fast in traffic. Jerome and claesn 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UnspokenOuch Posted March 10, 2014 Share Posted March 10, 2014 Here are some hilarious quotes: I have 4 more videos ready which I'll upload soon, and I'm making many more! Chevy Wolfs 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UnspokenOuch Posted March 10, 2014 Share Posted March 10, 2014 ''aaaaah, you're trying to feel my tits!'' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sir Winthorpe Herrington Posted March 10, 2014 Share Posted March 10, 2014 (edited) Ahhh Ahhhhh AHHHHHH! has to be my favorite. It's this really high pitched voiced guy and you will hear him screaming like a bitch if you start killing people around him. I'm always laughing as I chase him down and gut him. Edited March 10, 2014 by Sir Winthorpe Herrington Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chevy Wolfs Posted March 10, 2014 Share Posted March 10, 2014 "Euhuehu you're trying to feel my tits" - Old woman "And I dont wanna end up peeing in my coffe cup again!" - Man talking to phone Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chrisscorsese88 Posted March 10, 2014 Share Posted March 10, 2014 I always hear this one woman say "Go f*ck your mama in the keester!". I can't help but laugh every time I hear that. Sofa and Mightymomo22 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BloodRed87 Posted March 10, 2014 Share Posted March 10, 2014 (edited) "I got the baby power for your chaffing" - Some fat bitch talking on her phone. Edited March 11, 2014 by BloodRed87 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PandaLovingLion Posted March 10, 2014 Share Posted March 10, 2014 I quite like the one I just heard. Sure I like the insults/sexual things/swearing like recent posts, but I just heard a guy walking around on the phone saying "Yes, dad, I went to the dentist". Its funnier when the guy looks 30+ and is still being bugged by parents Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UnspokenOuch Posted March 11, 2014 Share Posted March 11, 2014 I'm rich, my life is perfect, I live in a palace, and I hate myself! xDHere's a few I like most: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nbr94 Posted March 11, 2014 Share Posted March 11, 2014 (edited) "You f*ck-stick sh*t-eating Alien Scum!" - Random Black Dude Edited March 11, 2014 by nbr94 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TableTennisChamp Posted March 12, 2014 Share Posted March 12, 2014 There 's this one guy who yells when you crash into people's cars or steal his. He says these quotes, "What the HELL!?" "What the devil!?" "Oh my god!" He says it in a different way from other pedestrians to the point where it is unique and funnier despite them being common phrases. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I3AZZAI2 Posted March 12, 2014 Share Posted March 12, 2014 I always here the random "Oh my" in a somewhat neutral tone after playing some traffic bumper cars. Not necessarily pedestrian, but "Mendoza's been hit, Mendoza's been hit!" has been drilled into my brain. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UnspokenOuch Posted March 12, 2014 Share Posted March 12, 2014 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SouthLand Posted March 12, 2014 Share Posted March 12, 2014 Some idiot lady was speaking on the phone telling someone how she could screw with guys now that she was divorced and her ex husband was to busy taking care of the kids and the pension for her... I put me on my nerves and shot on the face with a shotgun and then burned her body. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wesk_ Posted March 12, 2014 Share Posted March 12, 2014 Michael: We ready for this? Trevor: I could use a restroom break. Michael: And risk getting ID´d. You´re an Idiot Trevor: I gotta go. It´s a number two Michael: Yeah well, pinch it off. Trevor: I go in the bank, i have a baggy Michael: Double bagged on the way to the bank of paleto bay for the heist Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UnspokenOuch Posted March 12, 2014 Share Posted March 12, 2014 Whatever dude! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cutter De Blanc Posted March 12, 2014 Share Posted March 12, 2014 "Ohhhhohhhohhh Fuhuhuhck!" That one always makes me smile. I bumped that fat black woman and she goes, "My man LOVE me!" MitchMaljers and giop 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blakeney Posted March 12, 2014 Share Posted March 12, 2014 (edited) "I'm going to Aruba" in a crazy old lady's voice lol jks it's not even from V, it is probs my fav ped quote though, just love the way she used to almost scream it in your face! 12 points for who ever can tell me what GTA she was in though??...... Best V quote though? "My child is 12 and you are trying to peddle mail order drugs to them on an online game???? WTF?!" - Not sure what ped it was, but she was going f*cking mental lol... Strange because, I was tapping up some kid to buy painkillers by post only 10mins before!? That's some interactive sh*t right there! Technology has moved on! Edited March 12, 2014 by blakeney Jerome 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ClaudX Posted March 12, 2014 Share Posted March 12, 2014 "I'm going to Aruba" in a crazy old lady's voice lol jks it's not even from V, it is probs my fav ped quote though, just love the way she used to almost scream it in your face! 12 points for who ever can tell me what GTA she was in though??...... Best V quote though? "My child is 12 and you are trying to peddle mail order drugs to them on an online game???? WTF?!" - Not sure what ped it was, but she was going f*cking mental lol... Strange because, I was tapping up some kid to buy painkillers by post only 10mins before!? That's some interactive sh*t right there! Technology has moved on! "I'm going to Aruba" is from GTA III. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blakeney Posted March 12, 2014 Share Posted March 12, 2014 (edited) "I'm going to Aruba" in a crazy old lady's voice lol jks it's not even from V, it is probs my fav ped quote though, just love the way she used to almost scream it in your face! 12 points for who ever can tell me what GTA she was in though??...... Best V quote though? "My child is 12 and you are trying to peddle mail order drugs to them on an online game???? WTF?!" - Not sure what ped it was, but she was going f*cking mental lol... Strange because, I was tapping up some kid to buy painkillers by post only 10mins before!? That's some interactive sh*t right there! Technology has moved on! "I'm going to Aruba" is from GTA III. strange, I was remembering it was from VC, but googled it too, and you're right, its III lol! -12pts for me:P I think I always remembered it being VC, is I picture one of those matching shellsuit and glittery hat wearing 90yo's you get in Miami/Florida ect ?! Edited March 12, 2014 by blakeney Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Gardener Posted March 13, 2014 Share Posted March 13, 2014 This isn't really a pedestrian quote, but a driver. So this Mexican guy ran me over and gasps "Is it wrong that that turned me on?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
darkassasin216 Posted March 13, 2014 Share Posted March 13, 2014 I was walking around the sreets and walked up to a cop he said ill call the cops Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BrokenLizard Posted March 13, 2014 Share Posted March 13, 2014 "I smoke cause it gives me knowledge" adictoGTA and blakeney 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HisWharf Posted March 13, 2014 Share Posted March 13, 2014 this a classic pedestrian quote "go f*ck yourself" then your go f*ck yourself then you shot them cause they start to call the cop's just to get the cop's on you anyways cause you killed someone there your like f*ck that and type in cheat Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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