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DrandonBavis

Best and funniest GTA V quotes!

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cholesterol

SCUMBAG!

-random hispanic pedestrian

Edited by elburrosleftnut

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theNGclan

 

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Soccermad21

Whenever Simeon says, "You Racist!"

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DJ_McLovin

"Son of a bitch!" - random truck driver

 

"I beat my sister up" - pissed off truck driver

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Average white guy

Muther Fuker - Sandy Shores hillbilly

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50 Shades of Shady

Lamar: You acting like you some bitch he didn't call; *In a mocking feminine voice* oh he didn't call me

 

Trevor: I am some bitch he didn't call for ten years

 

Random Sandy Shores drunk: Is there any place that I'd rather be

Than drunk as a skunk at the Alamo Sea

Told the wife "Bitch, I'm going out for a snack"

That was ten years ago and I ain't went back

Oh show me the way to Sandy Shores

I spent all my money on meth and on whores

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IntoGloryRide

"What the F*CK just happened?!?" ...Michael after he

smoked the aliens (and some crazy grass)

. Greatest reaction ever.

Edited by IntoGloryRide

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willyum32

"dad!!!"

"dont dad me you little sh*t!"

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the nameless

Franklin had some interesting conversations with that labrador that kept showing up in his skydiving missions with Dom. Made me chuckle quite a bit!

 

"Woof"!

Loved that conversation with the dog, so funny - Woof woof - Are you talkin about my kind of bitches or your kind?

 

I also laughed a lot when Frank said to Mike "Why am I supposed to be impress some slipper wearin' motherf*cker"

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Stop hating IV

``Its me me me me me me me with you``

 

Trevor

at the end of the torture mission

 

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CorporalBean675

Jimmy: "Hey let's bounce!"

 

Michael: "Bounce....we're bouncin' now."

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Lil ski

Man I wished the peds where more diverse and had more personalities like previous GTA's, I couldn't think of a single funny quote from any of them except for "f*ck me in the ass!"

 

but anyways my favorite character quote has got to be anything that comes out of Lamar's mouth! its hilarious :lol:

 

One time I was doing a mission in the beginning where you gotta chase a Balla, and I used Frank's special slow mo mode for the first time, then when I finished, Lamar said: "HAAAA old concentrating ass nigga! You should see your face when you do that sh*t, its like trying to teach Chop how to read!"

 

OMG I LOLED sooo hard!!!

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hugh750

anything trevor says.

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High King

"Grumble grumble grumble work grumble grumble grumble family" -Trevor talking about Michael. That sh*t had me laughing for 5 minutes

 

 

9:01

Hahahaha yesss, that part was f'cking hilarious

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rampage08

"perfect ! its a gangbang !" - Trevor, during the "thing" conversation with Lamar and Franklin in Hood Safari.

 

stereotyping at it's best lol

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Minose400

YOU CAN'T F#CKING HUSTLE A HUSTLER! -Trevor-

Edited by Minose400

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BFR579

When I was walking down the street as Trevor, some dude who was talking on the phone saw me, and suddenly said "...hold on, I just saw a sasquatch!" Needless to say I turned around and punched that f*cker in the face.

Edited by BFR579

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Minose400

Michael: GET OUT OF THE F#CKING CAR,YOU PINT SIZE PRICK!

 

Trevor: AND YOU,YOU LITTLE SH#T. GET THE F#CK OUTTA HERE! GO ON!

Edited by Minose400

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michaeltownley

It was something like this

Patricia(to trevor): I see kindness in your hearth.

Michael: Than you better get your eyes examined.

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..GhosT

Suspect is in .. aaa.... uuuuuuuuuuuuhh...

 

 

 

 

 

 

black suv

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CatDog96

Get your sh*tty cock here so I can molest you - R.I.P Lester

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dagangsta

When Trevor goes to restricted Merryweather area with that truck ge goes like " No comprendo

No understando

Manifesto

Manifesto say 'Deliver Here'

Manifesto !!"

 

Then Floyd goes like poor guy don't speak English and Merryweather guys are kicking the sh*t outta him and sh*t.

 

Also after the arms smuggling mission with Ron Trev says "Now f*ck off, I need to meditate, or masturbate, or both...

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luiswaz

"They're cute, but they're stupid"

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IntoGloryRide

"Sometimes Cris & I like to watch porn together in the nude...just to prove we don't get turned on by it. It's pretty awesome." - Jimmy Boston

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ROCKSTAR MANIC

Random Ped *Mexican Voice* "Ya Kidding"

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Niobium

lamar - sh*t nigga you getting me all emotional nigga, might have to stop me from sucking yo dick, nigga

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SonOfLiberty

The whole conversation between Michael and Trevor on the way to the Paleto Bay Bank about hipsters was one of the most hilarious conversations in the history of GTA.

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Chukkles

Michael: Daddies back, bitches...

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HoleInTheSky

Wade: I'm not a molester, Trevor...

Trevor: Shut up before I molest you!

Edited by HoleInTheSky

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IveGotNoValues

Wade: "Oh, Trevor, what have you got all over yourself? You're all red. is that...is that syrup?"

Trevor: "Yeah, syrup...accident."

That one had me laughing pretty hard, there's just something so loveable about Wade and his dumbness.

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