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Best and funniest GTA V quotes!

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TheSantader25

Trevor with a British accent:

 

tHe CaR pAaarK... nO WorriEs mAttte!

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Ondr4H

This is NOOSE, you screwed!

Inbred dickwad!

Stop the veehiiiclee, we need to have little chat!

Nigga...

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Soggy biscuits

" Now go! I need to meditate, or masturbate, or both" -Trevor

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Trone Phillips

" the funny toys, the weird music, the niche drugs, the- oh, you're a hipster, aren't you Trevor?" (Michael) "I abore hipsters" ( Trevor ) "classic hipster denial" (Michael) had me laughing for hours

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El Penguin Bobo

"I chose C, ain't that a bitch?"

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Utopianthumbs
Posted (edited)

"Forgive me, you ignorant f*ck but sarcasm is all I've f*cking got!  Sarcasm, and a room full of you cunts !"

Pent up Michael is best Michael

Edited by Utopianthumbs

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ggboii99

You forget thousand things evry Day. Just Make sure this is one of them.

Michael to security guard at The prologue or vangelo heist

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Cjrememberthat

WHY HASN'T SOMEONE SENSIBLE SHOT YOU YET??!

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TheSantader25

I've seen some bad drivers but you WHOHOHO! 

 

-Michael

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JC_HUMBLE

The whole Paleto Score conversations;

 

Franklin - ....I could have stayed my ass in Los Santos.

 

Lester - Hello Franklin :D

 

Franklin - Wassup 

 

 

Also the sheriff later that day "Sweet mother of sh*t"

 

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MrPhillips

"You suck cock but you don't eat meat." - Trevor

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El Penguin Bobo

"Want me to get my dick out again?" -Trevor

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billiejoearmstrong8

"You know what? You're one nasty f*ck" - Michael

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Tilltz!

Ron! Bring me my coffee or I’m gonna chop your arm off - Trevor Phillips

 

So Micheal, this is where dead men come back to life - Trevor Phillips

 

Wade- Floyd, it’s me Wade!

Floyd- Who?!

Wade- Me Wade, your cousin!

Floyd- Who??!

Trevor- "Kicks Door open” Your cousin! We come to visit you, ya rude f*ck! Now get up off the damn floor and fix me a f*cking drink!

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billiejoearmstrong8

"That man's a racist everyone!" - Mexican guy in Minute Man Blues

 

"I don't know anyone in this town. No one's calling me to go bowling or play darts or whatever. I used to hate those calls but man, now I miss 'em" - Packie 

 

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