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Best and funniest GTA V quotes!

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TheSantader25

Trevor with a British accent:

 

tHe CaR pAaarK... nO WorriEs mAttte!

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Ondr4H

This is NOOSE, you screwed!

Inbred dickwad!

Stop the veehiiiclee, we need to have little chat!

Nigga...

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Soggy biscuits

" Now go! I need to meditate, or masturbate, or both" -Trevor

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Trone Phillips

" the funny toys, the weird music, the niche drugs, the- oh, you're a hipster, aren't you Trevor?" (Michael) "I abore hipsters" ( Trevor ) "classic hipster denial" (Michael) had me laughing for hours

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El Penguin Bobo

"I chose C, ain't that a bitch?"

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Guest

"Forgive me, you ignorant f*ck but sarcasm is all I've f*cking got!  Sarcasm, and a room full of you cunts !"

Pent up Michael is best Michael

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ggboii99

You forget thousand things evry Day. Just Make sure this is one of them.

Michael to security guard at The prologue or vangelo heist

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Cjrememberthat

WHY HASN'T SOMEONE SENSIBLE SHOT YOU YET??!

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TheSantader25

I've seen some bad drivers but you WHOHOHO! 

 

-Michael

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TheJesus1996

The whole Paleto Score conversations;

 

Franklin - ....I could have stayed my ass in Los Santos.

 

Lester - Hello Franklin :D

 

Franklin - Wassup 

 

 

Also the sheriff later that day "Sweet mother of sh*t"

 

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MrPhillips

"You suck cock but you don't eat meat." - Trevor

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El Penguin Bobo

"Want me to get my dick out again?" -Trevor

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billiejoearmstrong8

"You know what? You're one nasty f*ck" - Michael

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Tilltz!

Ron! Bring me my coffee or I’m gonna chop your arm off - Trevor Phillips

 

So Micheal, this is where dead men come back to life - Trevor Phillips

 

Wade- Floyd, it’s me Wade!

Floyd- Who?!

Wade- Me Wade, your cousin!

Floyd- Who??!

Trevor- "Kicks Door open” Your cousin! We come to visit you, ya rude f*ck! Now get up off the damn floor and fix me a f*cking drink!

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billiejoearmstrong8

"That man's a racist everyone!" - Mexican guy in Minute Man Blues

 

"I don't know anyone in this town. No one's calling me to go bowling or play darts or whatever. I used to hate those calls but man, now I miss 'em" - Packie 

 

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Arwin1522

"Oh Amanda, good to see you! You used to be fatter, raghragghragh nice new tits by the way." - One and Only T

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TheJesus1996
On 7/3/2019 at 11:40 AM, billiejoearmstrong8 said:

"That man's a racist everyone!" - Mexican guy in Minute Man Blues

 

"I don't know anyone in this town. No one's calling me to go bowling or play darts or whatever. I used to hate those calls but man, now I miss 'em" - Packie 

 

When does Packie says that?

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billiejoearmstrong8
5 minutes ago, JC_HUMBLE said:

When does Packie says that?

If Trevor takes him to the Altruist camp he says it during the drive

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TheJesus1996
1 minute ago, billiejoearmstrong8 said:

If Trevor takes him to the Altruist camp he says it during the drive

no wonder why I never heard that lol can't do that to my man Packie...

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billiejoearmstrong8
Just now, JC_HUMBLE said:

no wonder why I never heard that lol can't do that to my man Packie...

I would never save it that way lol. But have done it just to see it and then reloaded the game. Can also drive all the way there, hear all the dialogue, then change your mind and drive him back home if you want. 

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DeBrill

So, the monkey business sketch, when Steve asks Michael "what size flipper do tou take".

That cracked me up, I'm laughing now just writing about it.

Joe.

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billiejoearmstrong8

"This better be bull-sh*t" - Clay. His last and best line. 

 

"How about...you suck my cock 😮" - Michael

 

"I'm really glad you f*cked my wife" - Josh Bernstein

 

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Cyron43
Posted (edited)

"Your momma shoulda swallowed you!" (random female pedestrian)

"What was your daddy drinkin' when he skeeted you out?" (Lamar during a shootout)

Random female ped suspecting her bf / husband of having an affair:  (on the phone) "When you get home I'm gonna smell on your dick. So better keep it in your pants!"

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perennial

"Daddy's back, bitches." - Michael coming home

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