DrandonBavis Posted September 22, 2013 Share Posted September 22, 2013 Hello! I'm just making this thread for fun. I want everyone to type down as many funny gta v quotes as they can, in quotes with the character or person who said it. I especially like random pedestrian quotes. There's a poop load of funny material, so make it good people! I'll start off. "Yep, he's f*cking dead."-random paramedic after examining a a shooting victim Cjrememberthat, hyperar, Phillipino0418 and 1 other 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clamyo Posted September 22, 2013 Share Posted September 22, 2013 Don't hate me because i'm beautiful nigga - Lamar J Cobra, urtyoudonebrah, Heists and 7 others 10 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StarVisitor Posted September 22, 2013 Share Posted September 22, 2013 "Computer gamers with their computer rigs. All they do is cry. They will never get the game." - Trevor The Deadite, Shah Sam, LiveApk25 and 7 others 10 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dre120v Posted September 22, 2013 Share Posted September 22, 2013 "I'll help you put out so you can get ahead." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dotseoem Posted September 22, 2013 Share Posted September 22, 2013 (edited) "You're a hipster" -Michael Edited September 22, 2013 by Dotseoem Doland J. Trump, hyperar, ieu_redfox and 3 others 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lemoyne outlaw Posted September 22, 2013 Share Posted September 22, 2013 ok here is a couple sentences you said you werent gonna hit me. wade YOU SAID YOU WERE GONNA FIND f*ckING MICHAEL TOWNLY!!! trevor NOW WOULD YOU GET ME A f*ckING DRINK IM NOT GONNA ASK YOU AGAIN!! trevor wait i aint got no booze floyde THEN YOU GO OUT AND f*ckING GET ME SOMETHING!!!!!!!!! trevor there are plenty more funny quotes from trevor i could say he is so funny. trevor ftw Mightymomo22 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JRC99 Posted September 22, 2013 Share Posted September 22, 2013 (edited) "Grumble grumble grumble I've got my work grumble grumble grumble I've got my life, never the two shall meet" -Trevor talking about Michael. That sh*t had me laughing for 5 minutes 9:01 Edited September 8, 2014 by JRC99 Mightymomo22 and hyperar 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheSwex Posted September 22, 2013 Share Posted September 22, 2013 The entire drive with Wade where Trevor told him the story of the boy named Tricia and the fat troll under the bridge named Michelle. Wade: A girl troll? Trevor: Ehhhhh he had tits like one but no, no he wasn't. I was in tears. vozi45 and Mightymomo22 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
reaperjmc6 Posted September 25, 2013 Share Posted September 25, 2013 trevor- "well hello there beautiful. here go buy yourself something nice" girl- "this is 7 dollars?! trevor- "i said something nice not something expensive!" vozi45, Retired Mafia, Thegyrbox2 and 12 others 15 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DownwardGoose Posted September 25, 2013 Share Posted September 25, 2013 Not sure about the correct translation but... 'BABABABABABBBBBABABABABABBABAKABKAKAKAKAKA' - Trevor Phillips hyperar, TheRealAndrew, Heists and 2 others 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hitchens Posted September 25, 2013 Share Posted September 25, 2013 (edited) Weird qoute first... that I hear a lot from some random hispanic pedestrian.... "f*ck me indie ass" They... set that to where its said just a bit to much.... Funny quotes.... from favorite cs... aunt: this is seven dollars!" T: I said something nice, not expensive, you wanna be a greedy f*ckin cow huh? Nooo... now get the f*ck outta here.... (right in their face.... the way lamar looks at trevor the whole time just makes me laugh, favorite scene) from same scene T: what f*ckin thing? I love things, I'm the king of things! T: f*ckn beautiful perfect its a gang bang cmon! Lamar: Where dis nigga from man? T:Just a few homeboys in tha hood! lmao So much funny in that mission... until Franklin starts bitchin otw home... Edited September 25, 2013 by Hitchens LiveApk25 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheDominoEffect Posted September 25, 2013 Share Posted September 25, 2013 "You're a hipster" -Michael This convo made me lol Mightymomo22, Heists and DEERxBanshee 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Purplefowler Posted September 25, 2013 Share Posted September 25, 2013 Random pedestrian on the phone "well you want to know who your daddy is? I'll tell you. It was an immaculate conception! God came down from heaven and gave yo momma the best night of her life..." , there was more of it but I can't remember the rest but it was funny enough for me to stop what I was doing to listen Mightymomo22 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bernard Jazz Posted September 25, 2013 Share Posted September 25, 2013 Heists, LancerG2, BS_BlackScout and 1 other 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Green Flamenco Posted September 25, 2013 Share Posted September 25, 2013 "All he doe is smoke pot, jerk off and play that damn game" Or something similar to that. OG-S, BS_BlackScout and Heists 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ekoms Posted September 25, 2013 Share Posted September 25, 2013 "I fingered a dog, and tea bagged an elder lady at a bus stop" -weirdo Literally just heard this 1 minute ago in a strangers & freak mission. Lol Mightymomo22 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PatrickJr. Posted September 25, 2013 Share Posted September 25, 2013 when T runs over a Coyote and says "Squish" or "10 Points" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
backlynx Posted September 25, 2013 Share Posted September 25, 2013 "Kifflom" Sebs86 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blk95ta Posted September 25, 2013 Share Posted September 25, 2013 "Screw this! I'm moving to Vice City!" said by a random person after i carjacked them. Royal22 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maliksharife Posted September 25, 2013 Share Posted September 25, 2013 (edited) I'm driving, you can jerk me off if I get bored... I'm joking, you can suck me off. - Trevor Edited September 25, 2013 by maliksharife Royal22 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dodgerfan4eva Posted September 25, 2013 Share Posted September 25, 2013 when lamar tells franklin that he's aunt has a fat ass lol Django Fett 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fwenshy Posted September 25, 2013 Share Posted September 25, 2013 Two peds having a conversation, one is telling a boring story that I can't remember. But the other peds response to everything he's saying is "I don't care" . Well....I found it funny D T 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Masher8559 Posted September 25, 2013 Share Posted September 25, 2013 "Whoa baby, that's enough! I'm a whore not a slut" Hooker after you use all 3 services. Ritu85 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dodgerfan4eva Posted September 25, 2013 Share Posted September 25, 2013 Two peds having a conversation, one is telling a boring story that I can't remember. But the other peds response to everything he's saying is "I don't care" . Well....I found it funny sound alot like some of the topics on this forums lol D T 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Peregrin Brandytook Posted September 25, 2013 Share Posted September 25, 2013 "do you want me to get my dick out again" -trevor Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
l911 Posted September 25, 2013 Share Posted September 25, 2013 "Dam hipsters, you ruin everything for everyone" - T. Mightymomo22 and Sebs86 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
joshua969 Posted September 25, 2013 Share Posted September 25, 2013 "Floyd..we're having people over. We need chips, dip, and prostitutes" - Trevor Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kuntman_Mike Posted September 25, 2013 Share Posted September 25, 2013 Franklin had some interesting conversations with that labrador that kept showing up in his skydiving missions with Dom. Made me chuckle quite a bit! "Woof"! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LadyFondou Posted September 25, 2013 Share Posted September 25, 2013 My favorite: "Mom? MOM? What're you doing here?!?!?!" *Trevor breaks down and cries* Mightymomo22 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rithrius Posted September 25, 2013 Share Posted September 25, 2013 (edited) Not really a quote, but Jimmy in full military outfit teabagging Michael was pretty damn funny. I know he said something while he was doing that but i can't quite remember. Edited September 25, 2013 by Vega Fve Jacob-B, Mightymomo22, TheTaterTot and 1 other 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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