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DrandonBavis

Best and funniest GTA V quotes!

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FireBallz21

"f*ck me in the ass!" XDDD

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SlappyPwnsAss

Im tired of hearing pedestrians yelling ''f*ck me in the ass!'' everytime i hit someone else's car lol

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Lisha

There's some Mexican dude who constantly says "f*ck off!" to people that are speaking to him, like that's pretty much his only response. Makes me lol every time, I'm sure he's the "f*ck me in the aaaaaaaaaass!" guy as well.

 

Two cops were talking, one was complaining about how dangerous their job was and how little recognition they got. The other just kept saying, "I don't give a sh*t." :'D

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Chorizombie

There was this Marabunta that walked into me as I was playing Franklin, he pulled out a 9mm without aiming it to me and said "Get out of here "neigger" I swear he used the N word in a very racist manner, never felt so terrified for my e-life before, imagine a bald badass with a skull tattoo all over his face saying you that. damn!

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Seriousman

"Dude! Have you seen that 2 Girls 1 Cup video!? Never again bro..."

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Lock n' Stock

Some chick talked about sending a picture of her "titties" to someone on her phone, that made me chuckle.

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Redsox401

Some chick talked about sending a picture of her "titties" to someone on her phone, that made me chuckle.

Heard the same. It was a fat black girl on the phone "did you get the picture of my titties I sent you?", "what? You thought they were puppies!" "No those were my titties"

 

I was dying laughing. Followed that fat ass for a while listing to all the dumb sh*t she was saying.

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SugarTxomo

I was stopped on the middle of the street, in my car, and a f*cking taxi driver shouts at me: "Fu&*#ing Maricón!!!" LMAO!

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stevean2

"I'm calling the cops!"

 

>_>

YOU BEAT ME TOO IT! >:I

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Shayd80

"whatever" everytime I see a NPC talking to another one, most of the time their answer is "whatever" I probably heard it 500 times so now i just punch the guy in the face after he's saying it... To me it's one of the best quote right now when I hear a NPC talking to another one i'm like " I F*ING DARE YOU ! :die: "

Edited by Sharks80fr

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Lisha

This f*cker would not shut up about the weather while I was riding the tram. He said it like 3 times on the journey to one flipping station. The guy he was talking to kept saying "Ugh, whatever!" as well, it was really annoying because you can't skip the tram like you could skip the train in GTA IV. :/

 

When we got to the next stop, I knocked them both the f*ck out, haha.

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Appleshampoo

"I sent you the pic. The one of my big ole titties like you asked!" - fat black girls in the ghetto

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morphpogo

I had a ped answering his phone, thats what he said: "Tell me what? No way he is gay!" "What he touched your dick? Maybe he was drunk or someting" I can't remember his last sentence, it was something like "Alright dude, and watch your ass."

 

Or a couple of times a ped said to Trevor "Hey aren't you the guy from Midget f*ckers 2?"

Edited by morphpogo

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resevil2008

''You are a dick, without a dick.''

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BK80

3 quotes had me in stitches

 

1,

 

Ron: "Come in, Come in"....

 

Trevor: "I'll come in your f*cking ear in a minute"

 

 

2,

 

Trevor: "How about while your sweeping the front porch, i check out her rear plumbing?"

 

Young man: "Huh?"

 

Trevor: "Let's get this thing started, I'll come back there and suck the Kidney Stones out of your balls"

 

3,

 

Lamar: "You pray to your white man god homie, I'm going to the great plane beyond where the Buffalo keep on roamin' and the little Squaw bitches want me to nut on they face all day"

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Pepperjack

"Oh my bad homie, I picked C, ain't that a bitch!" -Franklin

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Dan_1983

"Lick my pussy then"

 

Has to be the funniest since "My mother's my sister"

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TheRealBars

"f*ck me in the aaaasss" has got to be one of the greatest ever. I crack up everytime I hear it.

 

Hahaha yeah that one is great.

Edited by TheRealBars

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MeGusta90

*drives SLOWLY into parking lot to park car*

"f*ck ME IN THE AAAAAAASS!"

Edited by MeGusta90

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MotherLover

Walking with Trevor through rockford/vinewood (hills) people keep recognizing him as an actor in a movie called midget f*ckers 22 or something.

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theiceman13

These comments makes one wanna play gta v lol and the cool thing about the gangs were voiced by real life gang members.

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oCrapaCreeper

"YA KIDDIN"

 

I always hear this for some reason.

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KevinthePRF

I'm paraphrasing...

 

Wade riding in the back of Trevor's ride: "You need a seatbelt back here, a strap, something."

 

Trevor: "I only keep things back there I don't mind losing."

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Killerdude

"I'll swing by and sign the contracts, Just ignore the bodies!"

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human_enchilada

"illuminati CEO nigga"

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Sebs86

Lamar: "This chump change. How am i gonna knock a bad, grown, and sexy bitch if i don´t got a fat pee-zocket?"

 

Franklin: "Who you trying to impress?"

 

Lamar: "Your auntie Denise. With all that ass, nigga, she got ass."

 

Franklin: "She grown, yeah. She grown into a f*ckin idiot."

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DJ_McLovin

I think this is how it goes.

 

"The path of the righteous is always victorious, that is why I will defeat you." - pissed off firefighter

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AlasClarin

"Computer gamers with their computer rigs. All they do is cry. They will never get the game." - Trevor

 

lol kids these days.

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seVensantos

when i first started single player & walked out of franklins house a lady walks by.

 

"you smell like sh*t."

 

she was my first kill.

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JohnnyMaxBeast

"Scoooooter brother!" -Trevor.

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