your "Vinewood Log line Generator"

[ASIAN LAWYER]

on the in-game internet there's a website 'www[dot]vinewoodloglinegenerator[dot]com', which allows you to create an absurd movie pitch. give it a go, and post your result for some laughs.

 

"When a sex-obsessed pig farmer discovers global warming is a hoax, he must team up with a feisty MILF with low self esteem and take on a knife throwing dictator to uncover a scandal that rocks the world of female bodybuilding."

Edited September 22, 2013 by ASIAN LAWYER

[NameIsError]

"When a sex-obsessed teenage runaway is imprisoned for fingering old ladies, he must team up with a nothing-to-lose lesbian with a great rack and take on a knife throwing chimpanzee to save the world from white people"

 

Basically, it's the greates plot mankind could ever make.

[ASIAN LAWYER]

"When a sex-obsessed teenage runaway is imprisoned for fingering old ladies, he must team up with a nothing-to-lose lesbian with a great rack and take on a knife throwing chimpanzee to save the world from white people"[/size]

 

Basically, it's the greates plot mankind could ever make.[/size]

ahahaha.

also, thank you so much for bumping this thread.

[RoadRaaage]

"When a lactose intolerant juicehead is told he only has 24 hours to sleep with a midget, he must team up with a smack-talking mermaid with body hair problems and take on a 400 pound gypsy in a race against time to disembowel a cheerleader"