No f*ck that a 49 second mission?

[Thebull94]

Wtf the heist setups make up the 69 missions? f*ck that this game has less missions than most the GTA's (if not all) and has a few missions barley reaching 5 minutes and one that took me 49 seconds? f*cking quality of quantity my ass

Edited September 21, 2013 by Thebull94

[PoopMonster]

Never go full retar...oh wait, you did.

[Thebull94]

Never go full retar...oh wait, you did.

Ffs you stupid fanboy explain without doing everything in your power to prevent GTA V from criticized at all. Its a legitimate complaint your moronic anus licker.

[PoopMonster]

 

Never go full retar...oh wait, you did.

Ffs you stupid fanboy explain without doing everything in your power to prevent GTA V from criticized at all. Its a legitimate complaint your moronic anus licker.

 

Did you know the sky is blue?

[RichyB]

Quality not quantity.

 

I'd rather fewer missions than a sh*t load and have it like IV where you just drive from A to B and kill someone.

 

At least V is fun and has variety, I mean what isn't fun about tattooing a cock on Lazlow's chest?

[Spartacus2211]

Quality not quantity.

 

I'd rather fewer missions than a sh*t load and have it like IV where you just drive from A to B and kill someone.

 

At least V is fun and has variety, I mean what isn't fun about tattooing a cock on Lazlow's chest?

 

the part when it ends....

i agree with your point, the quality of the missions in this game is wayyyyy better than in IV ! but it would be perfect if there would be more heists...

[Thebull94]

Quality not quantity.

 

I'd rather fewer missions than a sh*t load and have it like IV where you just drive from A to B and kill someone.

 

At least V is fun and has variety, I mean what isn't fun about tattooing a cock on Lazlow's chest?

1. Cheers for the lil spoiler

2. Did you read the post? How is a 49 second mission and 20 missions (6 heists, so 4 set up missions would be 24 or 3 set ups would be 18 so 20 is roughly the middle) were it is simply get the truck, go plant it etc classed as quality? So there are 49 quality missions and 20 (roughly) go get this etc type BS missions? f*ck that. f*cking online ruining everything

[Ronrollin9434]

Bull, you over hyped the game. It's extremely obvious in all of your posts. It's a f*cking game, bro. The way you type with such anger makes it seem like you expected the game to completely replace your real life. The game, I think, is no different than any other GTA game -- it's fun to play.

[RichyB]

Why does it matter what actually constitutes as a mission? To you a short mission isn't a mission, to me it's a short mission.

 

With all the side missions and stuff there is an absolutely enormous amount to do.

 

The..way they choose to number the missions is irrelevant.

 

It sounds like you'd be happier if they counted getting to a location one mission, doing the job another mission, and getting home again another mission, then by your definition there'd be three missions and what, that would be better? Cause the number is technically higher than if it counted as one mission?

 

I dunno what you're complaining about.

Edited September 21, 2013 by RichyB

[Thebull94]

Why does it matter what actually constitutes as a mission? To you a short mission isn't a mission, to me it's a short mission.

 

With all the side missions and stuff there is an absolutely enormous amount to do.

 

The..way they choose to number the missions is irrelevant.

 

 

Bull, you over hyped the game. It's extremely obvious in all of your posts. It's a f*cking game, bro. The way you type with such anger makes it seem like you expected the game to completely replace your real life. The game, I think, is no different than any other GTA game -- it's fun to play.

Over hyped the game? If anything I was the most skeptical and most sh*t I call turned out to be true (Lack of interiors, the activities being extremely basic, the 'dynamic' character swap being nothing more than a load screen) however when I saw 69 missions when it was leaked not gonna lie I was pissed but people reassured me by saying. It could be 69 long missions so quality of quantity. However so far (even the friggan heists) the missions have BARELY passed the 10-15 minute mark that previous GTA games had. The only difference with them is San Andreas had roughly 100 missions (96 or something) and GTA IV had 85 or something...... Thats not quality thats laziness so they have more time on the online coming out. Hence every feature in the game being EXTREMELY basic.

 

Remember the: OMFG GUN CUZTOMIZATIONZ (lol 3 colors and a few attatchments)

 

OMFG CAR CUZTOMIZATIONZ: Barely anything that impact the cars performance

OMFG SO MANY ACTIVITIZZZZZ.... Tennis were all you need to do is hit it too the far left (or right) and you win pretty much. Yoga (no comment) and Golf (which is probably the only interesting one)

 

Then trolol interiors....

[ceIozzip]

thebull94, can you post a list of your favourite games? i'm genuinely interested since you seem to worship the last of us and only come on this forum to slag off gta v.

 

i just got 'state of decay' on steam, it's in alpha right now and still knocking the f*cking pants of tlou by the way

[The Sullinator]

I was a little disappointed that there seemed to be less main story missions than in previous GTA games, but not too much less. I think GTA IV had like 10 more at most.

[Thebull94]

thebull94, can you post a list of your favourite games? i'm genuinely interested since you seem to worship the last of us and only come on this forum to slag off gta v.

 

i just got 'state of decay' on steam, it's in alpha right now and still knocking the f*cking pants of tlou by the way

I have many times and celozzip all you DO is bash the last of us and suck R* cock. Gimmie your PSN so I know your not some f*cking xbot fanboy whos mad he never got TLoU.

 

Favourite games:

RDR

Half life 2

MGS2

GTA Vice City / San Andreas (tie)

Uncharted 2 / TLoU (tie. mibi Uncharted 2 by abit)

 

They are the ones that entered my brain. Seriously all you do is hate on TLoU who even brought it up? Give me your PSN you xbox fanf*ck

 

Also Slag of GTA V? I have criticized it yes. Just because people think the game lacks in some parts doesnt mean they hate the game you f*cking dumb fanboy. My PSN is Soufdawg add it and check my trophies to see if I have the game, also I wanna check if you even have a ps3

Edited September 21, 2013 by Thebull94

[ceIozzip]

 

thebull94, can you post a list of your favourite games? i'm genuinely interested since you seem to worship the last of us and only come on this forum to slag off gta v.

 

i just got 'state of decay' on steam, it's in alpha right now and still knocking the f*cking pants of tlou by the way

I have many times and celozzip all you DO is bash the last of us and suck R* cock. Gimmie your PSN so I know your not some f*cking xbot fanboy whos mad he never got TLoU.

 

Favourite games:

RDR

Half life 2

MGS2

GTA Vice City / San Andreas (tie)

Uncharted 2 / TLoU (tie. mibi Uncharted 2 by abit)

 

They are the ones that entered my brain. Seriously all you do is hate on TLoU who even brought it up? Give me your PSN you xbox fanf*ck

 

again?? we went over this weeks ago, man. you gave me your psn, i gave you mine, you checked my account and then you shut up. sheesh. going by that list i don't get the prejudice you have for gta v unless you severely overhyped it in your own mind and now you feel stupid. did you really feel this warranted a new thread? it's not even in the right section.

Edited September 21, 2013 by ceIozzip

[Thebull94]

 

 

thebull94, can you post a list of your favourite games? i'm genuinely interested since you seem to worship the last of us and only come on this forum to slag off gta v.

 

i just got 'state of decay' on steam, it's in alpha right now and still knocking the f*cking pants of tlou by the way

I have many times and celozzip all you DO is bash the last of us and suck R* cock. Gimmie your PSN so I know your not some f*cking xbot fanboy whos mad he never got TLoU.

 

Favourite games:

RDR

Half life 2

MGS2

GTA Vice City / San Andreas (tie)

Uncharted 2 / TLoU (tie. mibi Uncharted 2 by abit)

 

They are the ones that entered my brain. Seriously all you do is hate on TLoU who even brought it up? Give me your PSN you xbox fanf*ck

 

again?? we went over this weeks ago, man. you gave me your psn, i gave you mine, you checked my account and then you shut up. sheesh. going by that list i don't get the prejudice you have for gta v unless you severely overhyped it in your own mind and now you feel stupid. did you really feel this warranted a new thread? it's not even in the right section.

 

No f*ck that you never accepted me on the PSN and verified your name you dumb f*ck. Give me it.

 

Also whats wrong with the list? Wtf are you talking about im just sick of this game that took 5 years to make has less missions and shorter missions than previous GTA games. Do you want every thread to be

 

"f*ck GTA best game ever made"

"GTA holyf*ckinggrail of gaming!"

"GTA V has better water physics than all teh other gamezzzzzz"

 

Stfu and when all those ass sucking threads arise go call the OP a dumbass or do you just reply hate comments to people who have negative opinions of this game?

 

Metacritic 98

User score 81

 

Says it all

[Canoxa]

San Andreas had two missions that were only a cutscene.

[Thebull94]

San Andreas had two missions that were only a cutscene.

Oh yea its 94 missions then. Take away those two my bad.......

[Ronrollin9434]

I'm pretty content with the gun customization, honestly. It's pretty decent for a GTA game. There's a couple things I'd like for them to add to car customization, sure (like an extremely complex system involving speed and performance - which would be fun for online races), but it's still decent.

 

Since it's not a CoD game, we can't expect, all of these ridiculous gun attachments that only personnel in the military would use. How many gun colors do you want, exactly? We don't need 15 different variants of camo like a CoD game.

 

It's not a racing game, either. So the limited car customization shouldn't bug you too much.

 

Also, since it's not the Sims, lack of interiors is not a big deal at all. I never got this complaint. I mean, lets assume they let you go in a house. There would be no use for it other than serving as a location for some interesting gun shootouts... if that's the case, I don't think homes are all that ideal.. instead, I'd want things like an outdoor/indoor mall... a casino.. police stations, hospitals for interior spaces. Maybe even office buildings.

 

The quality of the missions is arguably the best and most interactive of any GTA game in the past. I'll take that any day. The story is memorable, so are the characters. Unlike GTA IV which is completely forgettable, boring, and seems to be a bunch of random stories horribly intertwined with one another.

[DymeDef]

 

Never go full retar...oh wait, you did.

Ffs you stupid fanboy explain without doing everything in your power to prevent GTA V from criticized at all. Its a legitimate complaint your moronic anus licker.

 

 

All you do is bitch. I think you are just a cry baby bitch who complains about anything you can.

[Thebull94]

I'm pretty content with the gun customization, honestly. It's pretty decent for a GTA game. There's a couple things I'd like for them to add to car customization, sure (like an extremely complex system involving speed and performance - which would be fun for online races), but it's still decent.

 

Since it's not a CoD game, we can't expect, all of these ridiculous gun attachments that only personnel in the military would use. How many gun colors do you want, exactly? We don't need 15 different variants of camo like a CoD game.

 

It's not a racing game, either. So the limited car customization shouldn't bug you too much.

 

Also, since it's not the Sims, lack of interiors is not a big deal at all. I never got this complaint. I mean, lets assume they let you go in a house. There would be no use for it other than serving as a location for some interesting gun shootouts... if that's the case, I don't think homes are all that ideal.. instead, I'd want things like an outdoor/indoor mall... a casino.. police stations, hospitals for interior spaces. Maybe even office buildings.

 

The quality of the missions is arguably the best and most interactive of any GTA game in the past. I'll take that any day. The story is memorable, so are the characters. Unlike GTA IV which is completely forgettable, boring, and seems to be a bunch of random stories horribly intertwined with one another.

Thats whole omg this aint COD so dont expect cod levels of customizations or this aint a driving simulator are BS. This game specialises in the following Areas:

 

Open World

Gunplay

Driving

 

The gunplay is basic (albiet improved) no shoulder switch lol?

 

The driving is decent but the car damage / motorbike is extremely lacking

 

THe open world is large yet for the most part empty

 

Do you agree? If not explain

 

EDIT: At the above guy who said

 

All you do is bitch. I think you are just a cry baby bitch who complains about anything you can.

 

 

Cool

Edited September 22, 2013 by Thebull94

[Ronrollin9434]

The world is as open as you can pretty much get. I've never seen a world more open than GTA V... there are deer in the forests, sharks in the oceans, hawks on the mountain tops and pedestrians roaming the streets engaging in random activities. There is a city larger than GTA IV's entire city, plus a countryside/freeway/ocean/mountains/forests/desert that is nearly 5 times larger.

 

Would I have preferred less country and maybe another big city (San Diego, San Francisco, Long Beach) yes, absolutely. But it's still a great game.

 

 

The car damage is something that I agree with you on (should be obvious on my non-stop bitching about it, lol), but the amazingness of the game overshadows that easily.

 

Like, if I were to ask you - what other gun attachments would you have wanted? What would you reply with? What more did you want them to add to the car customization, what would you respond with?

Edited September 22, 2013 by Ronrollin9434

[RhainbowGames]

Favourite games:

RDR

GTA Vice City

Red Dead Redemption has 57 missions.

Vice City has 38 missions.

Grand Theft Auto V has 69 missions.

 

Red Dead Redemption takes approximately 18 hours to complete.

Vice City takes approximately 22 hours to complete.

Grand Theft Auto V takes approximately 23 hours to complete.

 

Why are you complaining about the number of missions in GTA V when two of your favourite games have less missions? Quality over quantity.

[joeyhayes]

Its a trade-off. GTA5 is massive, much bigger than previous games so it stands to reason that there might be some shorter missions in there. Its not laziness as you put it, its hardware limitation.

 

(Not that I agree with you that the game is short anyway. I just hit 40 hours and am only at 58% completion. I've done side-quests, taken my time, modded cars, explored the world. Really don't understand people who smash through a game at breakneck speed, rushing from story mission to story mission then complain that the game is too short)

[SpidersWeb]

Wtf the heist setups make up the 69 missions? f*ck that this game has less missions than most the GTA's (if not all) and has a few missions barley reaching 5 minutes and one that took me 49 seconds? f*cking quality of quantity my ass

 

Yeah this is a fair statement. I was very surprised at how quickly I finished the story line in GTAV.

However the long term play factor in GTAO looks promising, and it was their focus to keep people playing for years on end.

[polycount]

If I were rockstar, I would have made the game longer and added more heists if for no other reason than to tide people over till GTAO.

 

The game should have been about mostly heists, in my opinion, or at least let them be side activities for you to repeat as many times as you want, get a crew together, etc. It would have been perfect that way. That is my one and only major complaint with this game. I have a lot of others, but this one is the most disappointing thing.

 

The heists were all hyped and important sounding, yet they are fairly short and repeating does no good as you can't get additional money for it. They were fun, sure, just would have loved them to be a bit more open ended as there's only 6 or so of them, and various small time heists would be great too.

[killahmatic]

Its a trade-off. GTA5 is massive

 

Thats exactly what it is. Theres so much added into this game that IV didn't have, that people should've expected that some things couldn't be added or had to be removed or cut down. I'd gladly take a massive map, more vehicles, and the fun of off roading in trade of fewer missions.

[Thecrazypolak]

quality ? bullsh*t. the missions were far from that. People calling this game the best gta ever are wrong they are just fanboys. It was disappointing.

[TheGodDamnMaster]

I felt the same way about all the prep missions. It would have been better to lump all of the prerequisites for each heist into single missions. I really couldn't believe that buying 3 masks in less than 30 seconds counted as a mission.

[tinman187]

I kinda agree. Was a little letdown when the setup for the heist's were actual mission's, especially the Blitz Play setup. I stole a tow truck and took it back to the lot, that was it, mission passed. I stole a garbage truck and took it back to the lot, another mission passed. I buy boiler suits for the crew, another mission passed. I buy the crew some mask's, another mission passed. That's 4 missions that could've all been done in 1. It was a bit of a letdown but nothing major but still wish they could've compacted those down a bit to 1 mission where you set everything up.

[Matty]

quality ? bullsh*t. the missions were far from that. People calling this game the best gta ever are wrong they are just fanboys. It was disappointing.

That's subjective. What was disappointing to you may not be for others - so don't go around speaking as if your opinion is the same for others.

 

At least most of the missions in GTA V are more action-oriented (speaking of course about the first missions in the game) rather then tediously boring. GTA V's missions tend to have a lot more bulk to them as a result IMO then in previous GTA games; which is definitely not a bad thing.