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JohnClaudeVanDam

Funniest/Random Thing to happen so far?

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JohnClaudeVanDam

What is one of the most random/funny things to happen to you? I robbed a store and I ran out with the money all happy then BOOM get hit by a car.

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Archvile78

I robbed one of those armored van. I got 5k from it but made the mistake of escaping by bicycle. A cop ran into me and my character backflipped off the bicycle and died.

 

Also discovering Jump then press the Reload button (circle for me) , i'm doing all kind of stupid stuff with that.

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Markf44.4

Was driving on the highway and saw some dude hanging from the overpass.....so I stopped to watch....sure enough he drops infront of a semi,,,,,splat! lol too funny

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TomoJSnapey

I killed someone and the paramedics turned up, then they started beating the sh*t out this other guy...

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Scar3dGam3r

Well Michael calls trevor a hipster and trevor gets soooo mad. It was funny.
Also I'm doing a random/stranger encounter and an alarm goes off and it's the Codec sound from MGS.

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WhiskeyFoxtrot

I was driving the wrong way on the highway sticking to the right, close to the center median. A car clipped the front left headlight, pushing me slightly into the center median, and my car popped in the air, did a barrel roll, and landed on all four on the right side of the highway. Of course I drove off in style after such a perfect landing. I am pretty sure that won't happen again.

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Lisha

Franklin and Michael hung out, went drinking and then watched a movie. Then I decided to try and take a selfie as Michael with Franklin in the shot. Franklin kept warning me that I was stalking him/annoying him and then he f*cking knocked me out cold. Had to pay like $300 in hospital fees, haha. Michael had a bruise where Franklin hit him as well!

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myx

saw a guy jump off the bridge.

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Nitty Don

Was in a police chase as Franklin and managed to crash into Micheal's car (was the exact car, I had just left him with 3 mins ago before changing player) !

 

Thought that was a nice touch :) there was some words exchanged but I didn't quite make out what Mike was saying becausse of all the sirens !!

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BlaineCountyHooker

seeing a couple f*ck in a backyard, then putting a sniper bullet in both their heads.

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B3ANTOWN B3A5T

Got dropped off by a cab at a way point on one of the mountains. As soon as I exited the cab I heard that unmistakable bobcat roar/growl and before I had a chance to pull my gun out, it was ripping me to shreds. I was dead literally 3 seconds after I stepped out of the cab.

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GothamWinterWarz

There was a gang shoot out with the police in what looked to be South Central, and I was caught in middle. 3 gang cars and 2 cop cars. Bullets flying left and right... Literally.

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jivex5k

Switching to Trevor is always pretty funny. I don't want to spoil them, as they are all scripted events I'd imagine.

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Ragtop

Walked over to Simeons dealership, all the cars that spawned inside were flipped over on their sides and upside down. I found out you can flip off people at will while driving, just press square to put away your gun and have unarmed selected, look around and hold L1.. you give em the bird and yell at people. This has caused massive shootouts, attempted car jackings, and if you do it to the cops enough, they will give you a wanted level and chase you lol.. I love it.

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vince91

Walked over to Simeons dealership, all the cars that spawned inside were flipped over on their sides and upside down. I found out you can flip off people at will while driving, just press square to put away your gun and have unarmed selected, look around and hold L1.. you give em the bird and yell at people. This has caused massive shootouts, attempted car jackings, and if you do it to the cops enough, they will give you a wanted level and chase you lol.. I love it.

 

:^::^::^:

 

+10 didn't find this feature yet.

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Ms.AirSuperiority

I went into Blaine county to find the BF Surfer (The VW bus).
I found a black one and stole it (no big deal), but as i'm driving out of town, the guy I stole it from and a bunch of his friends started chasing me in a Tornado and a golf cart. Being in a VW bus, speed wasn't exactly on my side but I had good traction and plenty of ground clearance, so I just tore up the side of a mountain. The next two minutes were a blur of bottoming out constantly and smacking into dunes, but I lost the Hillbillies. (and most of the bus)

 

Also, I stole the Piper Cherokee looking plane (the Velum? or something) but got severely damaged and had to put it down in the woods by the dam. I landed on a dirt road, crashed into a gully beside the road, and lost a wing. I survived that, but almost immediately after I got out of the plane, I was mauled by a bobcat.

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vince91

i tried ordering a hot dog from a stand. but michael insulted the guy, and he came around the stand, pushed me and insulted me back.. i was just putting down the controller because i dropped a ciggie between my crotch on the couch and i must have pressed O accidently...

 

one puch knock-out in the middle of the guy's sentence.

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Justin80

I robbed one of those armored van. I got 5k from it but made the mistake of escaping by bicycle. A cop ran into me and my character backflipped off the bicycle and died.

 

Also discovering Jump then press the Reload button (circle for me) , i'm doing all kind of stupid stuff with that.

How do you rob them? I pull my car in front to stop them but they just plow right through me. Seemingly unstoppable.

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Justin80

I went into Blaine county to find the BF Surfer (The VW bus).

I found a black one and stole it (no big deal), but as i'm driving out of town, the guy I stole it from and a bunch of his friends started chasing me in a Tornado and a golf cart. Being in a VW bus, speed wasn't exactly on my side but I had good traction and plenty of ground clearance, so I just tore up the side of a mountain. The next two minutes were a blur of bottoming out constantly and smacking into dunes, but I lost the Hillbillies. (and most of the bus)

 

Also, I stole the Piper Cherokee looking plane (the Velum? or something) but got severely damaged and had to put it down in the woods by the dam. I landed on a dirt road, crashed into a gully beside the road, and lost a wing. I survived that, but almost immediately after I got out of the plane, I was mauled by a bobcat.

 

About the airplanes... I landed a twin prop plane on Vespucci Beach and used to props to murder all the beach people!! But be careful, a fat guy can break the prop off. :(

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Harwood-Butcher

I tried talking to a hooker near some plaza and she rang the police for harrassment and walked off.

Police pulled up and started searching the area on foot looking for me so I hid on the otherside of a wall waiting for them to leave.

They didn't just search the road I was on but also the alleyway that was behind the compound that I was hiding in.

 

Crazy :blink:

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Ms.AirSuperiority

 

I went into Blaine county to find the BF Surfer (The VW bus).

I found a black one and stole it (no big deal), but as i'm driving out of town, the guy I stole it from and a bunch of his friends started chasing me in a Tornado and a golf cart. Being in a VW bus, speed wasn't exactly on my side but I had good traction and plenty of ground clearance, so I just tore up the side of a mountain. The next two minutes were a blur of bottoming out constantly and smacking into dunes, but I lost the Hillbillies. (and most of the bus)

 

Also, I stole the Piper Cherokee looking plane (the Velum? or something) but got severely damaged and had to put it down in the woods by the dam. I landed on a dirt road, crashed into a gully beside the road, and lost a wing. I survived that, but almost immediately after I got out of the plane, I was mauled by a bobcat.

 

About the airplanes... I landed a twin prop plane on Vespucci Beach and used to props to murder all the beach people!! But be careful, a fat guy can break the prop off. :(

 

This, I must try this (...with a C-130) XD

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Justin80

 

 

I went into Blaine county to find the BF Surfer (The VW bus).

I found a black one and stole it (no big deal), but as i'm driving out of town, the guy I stole it from and a bunch of his friends started chasing me in a Tornado and a golf cart. Being in a VW bus, speed wasn't exactly on my side but I had good traction and plenty of ground clearance, so I just tore up the side of a mountain. The next two minutes were a blur of bottoming out constantly and smacking into dunes, but I lost the Hillbillies. (and most of the bus)

 

Also, I stole the Piper Cherokee looking plane (the Velum? or something) but got severely damaged and had to put it down in the woods by the dam. I landed on a dirt road, crashed into a gully beside the road, and lost a wing. I survived that, but almost immediately after I got out of the plane, I was mauled by a bobcat.

 

About the airplanes... I landed a twin prop plane on Vespucci Beach and used to props to murder all the beach people!! But be careful, a fat guy can break the prop off. :(

 

This, I must try this (...with a C-130) XD

 

You will not be disappointed, sir!

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JohnPasta

I was just driving around a bit with Michael. I had parked my car and someone was blocking it when I came out of the clothes store so I kicked the car. This was around South Central so two guys started walking toward my car looking like they wanted to fight. Another got out of his car in the middle of the road and started shooting at me. I didn't get far and he stopped, but now I heard police sirens and he took off. I was driving through an intersection looking for the police car. Just then it slammed into me and gave up the chase.

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Archvile78

 

I robbed one of those armored van. I got 5k from it but made the mistake of escaping by bicycle. A cop ran into me and my character backflipped off the bicycle and died.

 

Also discovering Jump then press the Reload button (circle for me) , i'm doing all kind of stupid stuff with that.

How do you rob them? I pull my car in front to stop them but they just plow right through me. Seemingly unstoppable.

 

I shot the two guys defending it then shot the back door multiple times with my shotgun.

Edited by Archvile78

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AVLG

Michael's "Grassroots" Stranger Mission..... enough said.

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FranticFatality

A random bunch of deers running head first into a train.

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EditingYourMouth

This is the third time my mom snuck into my basement, and iPhone'd me jacking off to Pokemon Porn.

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Logum

This is the third time my mom snuck into my basement, and iPhone'd me jacking off to Pokemon Porn.

Am I supposed to laugh, or something?

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iWeezyBaby

kinda funny but more, soooo realitic.

 

Was driving around the countryside when a deer runs out in front of my truck and i hit it, just like real life!

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EditingYourMouth

 

This is the third time my mom snuck into my basement, and iPhone'd me jacking off to Pokemon Porn.

Am I supposed to laugh, or something?

 

No you're supposed to command the amateur army to defeat the Great Jupiter and square root it by Claude.

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