Decardo Posted September 15, 2013 Share Posted September 15, 2013 (edited) It seems like it's nothing else to do but drive around and shoot cops! I don't want yoga or f*cking golf! I want drug wars, I wan turf, I want to own and go inside business. I want rob stores! I want something exciting! I want to get tazed by the cops! I WANT THE DRIVING TO FEEL REALISTIC! I guess I will find out on tuesday! Edited September 15, 2013 by Decardo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IveGotNoValues Posted September 15, 2013 Share Posted September 15, 2013 If you think V is boring, I wonder what you thought of IV... Demoniku22, TheFinestDonkey, spongebob83 and 1 other 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yonatan755 Posted September 15, 2013 Share Posted September 15, 2013 ALL OF THAT IS IN GTA:O R* WANTS TO GIVE ALL OF THIS IN THE ONLINE EXPIRIENCE I GUESS THE SINGLE PLAYER IS REALLY GOOD MAN Phazer19 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Legion64 Posted September 15, 2013 Share Posted September 15, 2013 You do realize bank heist is quite an essential feature in GTA V right? Perhaps you should look up some more info on the game before judging. Phazer19 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
uboaaaa Posted September 15, 2013 Share Posted September 15, 2013 Have you played the f*cking game? Phazer19 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gregory9000 Posted September 15, 2013 Share Posted September 15, 2013 realistic is you waking up tonight to find your father rubbing his rectum lightly against your nose. BaMxIrelandx, So Awesome, latigreblue and 2 others 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
amghammer1993 Posted September 15, 2013 Share Posted September 15, 2013 ur mother is boring Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Peregrin Brandytook Posted September 15, 2013 Share Posted September 15, 2013 I want rob stores! it was confirmed you can do this. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thenamesbeer Posted September 15, 2013 Share Posted September 15, 2013 Literally all of the things you mentioned in that are in the game, you spasticated tit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
repgreek Posted September 15, 2013 Share Posted September 15, 2013 realistic is you waking up tonight to find your father rubbing his rectum lightly against your nose. LOL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lock n' Stock Posted September 15, 2013 Share Posted September 15, 2013 (edited) Shut up Dickardo, you're boring. You don't even have anything new to say. Edited September 15, 2013 by Gst0395 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GlenTempest Posted September 15, 2013 Share Posted September 15, 2013 Cretin. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tzatziki Posted September 15, 2013 Share Posted September 15, 2013 (edited) It seems like it's nothing else to do but drive around and shoot cops! I don't want yoga or f*cking golf! I want drug wars, I wan turf, I want to own and go inside business. I want rob stores! I want something exciting! I want to get tazed by the cops! I WANT THE DRIVING TO FEEL REALISTIC! And i guess you want all that, by keeping you sorry lazy butt on a couch, i'm i right...Step outside, go breathe fresh air in your lungs and you will see realistics stuffs, for christ sake, it's just a game..... Edited September 15, 2013 by Tzatziki Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheRealBars Posted September 15, 2013 Share Posted September 15, 2013 (edited) ALL OF THAT IS IN GTA:O R* WANTS TO GIVE ALL OF THIS IN THE ONLINE EXPIRIENCE I GUESS THE SINGLE PLAYER IS REALLY GOOD MAN All of this is in SP... You can rob stores, armored vans.. (vans appear as random events near banks, parked infront of stores and moving on the highway) You can do assassination, bounty hunting, rampages, Arms trafficking, random events/mini missions.. Races (offroad,Sea, Street) if you buy properties the manager will text you time to time to help him out with drug delivery, whack someone etc. seems random.. Edited September 15, 2013 by TheRealBars Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Daviedv Posted September 15, 2013 Share Posted September 15, 2013 notch 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phazer19 Posted September 15, 2013 Share Posted September 15, 2013 It seems like it's nothing else to do but drive around and shoot cops! I don't want yoga or f*cking golf! I want drug wars, I wan turf, I want to own and go inside business. I want rob stores! I want something exciting! I want to get tazed by the cops! I WANT THE DRIVING TO FEEL REALISTIC! So how much of the story have you done? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theworldfamous Posted September 15, 2013 Share Posted September 15, 2013 It seems like it's nothing else to do but drive around and shoot cops! I don't want yoga or f*cking golf! I want drug wars, I wan turf, I want to own and go inside business. I want rob stores! I want something exciting! I want to get tazed by the cops! I WANT THE DRIVING TO FEEL REALISTIC! maybe join a real gang? Or just smoke crack in pretend to be in one.. as long as you're gone from here. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decardo Posted September 15, 2013 Author Share Posted September 15, 2013 (edited) ALL OF THAT IS IN GTA:O R* WANTS TO GIVE ALL OF THIS IN THE ONLINE EXPIRIENCE I GUESS THE SINGLE PLAYER IS REALLY GOOD MAN All of this is in SP... You can rob stores, armored vans.. (vans appear as random events near banks, parked infront of stores and moving on the highway) You can do assassination, bounty hunting, rampages, Arms trafficking, random events/mini missions.. Races (offroad,Sea, Street) if you buy properties the manager will text you time to time to help him out with drug delivery, whack someone etc. seems random.. Where is this confirmed> Edited September 15, 2013 by Decardo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ronrollin9434 Posted September 15, 2013 Share Posted September 15, 2013 The game isn't boring. HOWEVER, OP has a point. I would rather drug deal than participate in yoga. I would rather rob houses and be in turf wars than hunt. I would rather gamble in a casino and bet huge in poker than rock climb or triathlon... The handling is not bad - could be better, but not bad. The car damage (or lack of it, rather) is probably the most disappoint aspect of the game. I also really hope we can enter the businesses we buy... and the real estate we purchase... it's the least they could do for us... we need enterable buildings in a world this big... it's a no brainer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
evoluon--720 Posted September 15, 2013 Share Posted September 15, 2013 Ive seen the whole game. I can see how people would think this game doesnt live up to its hype, but to me, its up to the imagination as far as freeroam and replay quality goes. Its a beautiful game. Ill never go back to IV and also, V reassures me that Rockstar has much more to work on for future GTA titles Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thisnamehasnotbeentaken Posted September 15, 2013 Share Posted September 15, 2013 LOL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tinman187 Posted September 15, 2013 Share Posted September 15, 2013 Lmao at some of these responses hahaha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheRealBars Posted September 15, 2013 Share Posted September 15, 2013 ALL OF THAT IS IN GTA:O R* WANTS TO GIVE ALL OF THIS IN THE ONLINE EXPIRIENCE I GUESS THE SINGLE PLAYER IS REALLY GOOD MAN All of this is in SP... You can rob stores, armored vans.. (vans appear as random events near banks, parked infront of stores and moving on the highway) You can do assassination, bounty hunting, rampages, Arms trafficking, random events/mini missions.. Races (offroad,Sea, Street) if you buy properties the manager will text you time to time to help him out with drug delivery, whack someone etc. seems random.. Where is this confirmed> I have the game.. Also common knowledge around here. I sometimes ask myself why i even bother with this forum, most people seem way drugged up or retarded to think with their remaining 2 brain cells.. all these same f*cking threads based on assumptions from leakers.. who do nothing else than police chases and are boring as f*ck. Lock n' Stock 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goose0716 Posted September 15, 2013 Share Posted September 15, 2013 "It seems like it's nothing else to do but drive around and shoot cops! I don't want yoga or f*cking golf! I want drug wars, I wan turf, I want to own and go inside business. I want rob stores! I want something exciting! I want to get tazed by the cops! I WANT THE DRIVING TO FEEL REALISTIC! I guess I will find out on tuesday! " I really hate you. I also hate people like you. Please just don't even bother buying the game. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decardo Posted September 15, 2013 Author Share Posted September 15, 2013 ALL OF THAT IS IN GTA:O R* WANTS TO GIVE ALL OF THIS IN THE ONLINE EXPIRIENCE I GUESS THE SINGLE PLAYER IS REALLY GOOD MAN All of this is in SP... You can rob stores, armored vans.. (vans appear as random events near banks, parked infront of stores and moving on the highway) You can do assassination, bounty hunting, rampages, Arms trafficking, random events/mini missions.. Races (offroad,Sea, Street) if you buy properties the manager will text you time to time to help him out with drug delivery, whack someone etc. seems random.. Where is this confirmed> I have the game.. Also common knowledge around here. I sometimes ask myself why i even bother with this forum, most people seem way drugged up or retarded to think with their remaining 2 brain cells.. all these same f*cking threads based on assumptions from leakers.. who do nothing else than police chases and are boring as f*ck. IF you have the game, then why are you not playing it now? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gonnaenodaethat Posted September 15, 2013 Share Posted September 15, 2013 It seems like it's nothing else to do but drive around and shoot cops! A lot of dudes in the 'hood would give their right arm just to do that. Except for One Armed Petey who, incidentely, lost his left arm feeding yo' mamma cookies TELEMUNDINI, Archangel0934, Nikhilmao and 1 other 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ActionBronson Posted September 15, 2013 Share Posted September 15, 2013 You sound like a spoiled child. I WANT THIS, I WANT THIS, I WANT THIS. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smith John Posted September 15, 2013 Share Posted September 15, 2013 It seems like it's nothing else to do but drive around and shoot cops! I don't want yoga or f*cking golf! I want drug wars, I wan turf, I want to own and go inside business. I want rob stores! I want something exciting! I want to get tazed by the cops! I WANT THE DRIVING TO FEEL REALISTIC! I guess I will find out on tuesday! bash the fash m8s Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Black Ninja Posted September 15, 2013 Share Posted September 15, 2013 @Daviedv You sir deserve a cookie and the post of the week award but for them life of my I can't find the cookies MODS WHAT THE f*ck DID YOU DO WITH MY f*ckING COOKIES WHERE THE f*ck ARE MY COOKIES Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
arama Posted September 15, 2013 Share Posted September 15, 2013 realistic is you waking up tonight to find your father rubbing his rectum lightly against your nose. FUNNIEST MENTAL PICTURE EVER LOL!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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