marcx Posted September 15, 2013 Share Posted September 15, 2013 not sure if trolling but that was funny, I hope your grandma is ok now. maybe you can sell your story to hollywood. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SlappyPwnsAss Posted September 15, 2013 Share Posted September 15, 2013 Dont believe it... but if IT IS true, then thats f*cking funny Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
davetopper Posted September 15, 2013 Share Posted September 15, 2013 Did you think people were actually going to read this? Actually did and rather enjoyed it. I am myself going on vacation and I have told everyone what I will be doing as well. Robbing banks, stealing cars and knocking over 7/11's until I'm bored with it. It's a funny story, glad it all ended well. Should watch what you say to people. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BaMxIrelandx Posted September 15, 2013 Share Posted September 15, 2013 Curry Bean. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Romel3 Posted September 15, 2013 Share Posted September 15, 2013 lies/no proof it happened Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
initium Posted September 15, 2013 Author Share Posted September 15, 2013 lies/no proof it happened I'll hire a team to shoot in full HD next time I almost kill my grandma, okay? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old_BenKenobi Posted September 15, 2013 Share Posted September 15, 2013 My Grandma is coming into town this Tuesday. Could be interestng.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
anon164327 Posted September 15, 2013 Share Posted September 15, 2013 Who the hell would tell their grandma about a strip club? Fake. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Davilette Posted September 15, 2013 Share Posted September 15, 2013 If I told my grandma that, she'd probably slap my head and tell me to get a life haha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XxX19Dude95XxX Posted September 15, 2013 Share Posted September 15, 2013 rofl lmfao Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FruitLoop Posted September 15, 2013 Share Posted September 15, 2013 Did you think people were actually going to read this? Jokes on you. I read it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Itchen Posted September 15, 2013 Share Posted September 15, 2013 Did you think people were actually going to read this? Yeah, I mean, people reading things on an internet forum?! What a f*cking ridiculous notion! initium 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Europa Posted September 15, 2013 Share Posted September 15, 2013 today i told my grandma bout GTA V she died and i raped her corpse Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zainzombie Posted September 15, 2013 Share Posted September 15, 2013 Pics (of ambulance) or didnt happen! But seriously that was a funny story. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thivakar Posted September 15, 2013 Share Posted September 15, 2013 Who else thinks this guy made this up ? My friend, you are so excited about the release of GTA that you have managed to create an event that probably did not take place. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kartel8 Posted September 15, 2013 Share Posted September 15, 2013 True story Yesterday, me and my family visited my grandma, because my uncle celebrated his birthday there. When I looked at my grandma something I thought was funny popped up in my head. This is what I said to her: ''Grandma, you know what I'm going to do this tuesday?'' She's always interested in my stories, so she turned her back to the family and focused on what I had to say. ''This tuesday, I'm going to an airport, and fly a plane.'' She was excited for me! I continued: ''I'm going to fly as high as possible, and then jump out, and I might die if I don't fall in the water, but the good news is, I'll probably end up at the nearest hospital.'' The look on her face was like I'd never seen before, she looked at me as if I were crazy. I went on: I'm going to buy a weapon, then go to a strip club, enjoy the girls, and then shoot them to get my money back!'' and while I was saying, to my surprise, she fainted! And my hearbeat went crazy, I panicked! And immediately everyone came in action, ambulance was called, and everyone tried to help her. She woke up before the ambulance arrived, and I started to realize that I had to explain what happened. Before she got the chance to say anything, I quickly said to her: ''It was a joke, I was talking about a video game.'' She repeateded a few times: ''it was a joke, it was a joke'' while the family asked me what I said to her. Then she started laughing very loud, And I was surprised about that. But I knew she had forgiven me, because I have a good connection with her. Then the ambulance arrived (took them way too long!) And after a few minutes, they decided that my grandma could stay, and there was no risk. So the evening we talked about it, and thanks to my grandma, everyone could laugh about it in the end. That's how nice she is. I felt like I needed to share this story with you guys KL STORY BRO, CHANGED MY LIFE.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
initium Posted September 15, 2013 Author Share Posted September 15, 2013 today i told my grandma bout GTA V she died and i raped her corpse Of course you did Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jato4x4 Posted September 15, 2013 Share Posted September 15, 2013 That's some funny sh*t right there, I don't care who you are. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jato4x4 Posted September 15, 2013 Share Posted September 15, 2013 Who else thinks this guy made this up ? My friend, you are so excited about the release of GTA that you have managed to create an event that probably did not take place. Maybe so. But does it matter? That sh*ts funny. Do you think everything comedians say on stage is true? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Racer__X Posted September 15, 2013 Share Posted September 15, 2013 wow did not read Wow, you're so cool now. Why the hell did you even post something then? Kinda takes away the use of a FORUM then doesn't it? Anyway, funny story man, next time tell her it's a videogame before you begin your story haha. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GamerShotgun Posted September 15, 2013 Share Posted September 15, 2013 lies/no proof it happened I'll hire a team to shoot in full HD next time I almost kill my grandma, okay? That response was even better than the OP. Really. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Braindawg Posted September 15, 2013 Share Posted September 15, 2013 Good story. I lold Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boxmonster Posted September 15, 2013 Share Posted September 15, 2013 This is why 12 year old shouldn't play M rated games This. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LeFox Posted September 15, 2013 Share Posted September 15, 2013 My grandmother would have kicked your ass if you did that to her, lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gonnaenodaethat Posted September 15, 2013 Share Posted September 15, 2013 (edited) Edited September 16, 2013 by gonnaenodaethat evelpod666, Archangel0934, TELEMUNDINI and 1 other 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
initium Posted September 16, 2013 Author Share Posted September 16, 2013 My grandmother would have kicked your ass if you did that to her, lol Sure Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bigcolzer Posted September 16, 2013 Share Posted September 16, 2013 I dnt care if its real or fake made my day i also dnt care if u are a child u brung a giggle to me so thanks for that enjoy the game Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
line of chop Posted September 16, 2013 Share Posted September 16, 2013 f*cking pathetic lol what a clown Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
razzie10 Posted September 16, 2013 Share Posted September 16, 2013 People like you can get this game banned. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dimitrispgr Posted September 16, 2013 Share Posted September 16, 2013 I am laughing so hard right now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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