initium Posted September 15, 2013 Share Posted September 15, 2013 (edited) True story Yesterday, me and my family visited my grandma, because my uncle celebrated his birthday there.When I looked at my grandma something I thought was funny popped up in my head.This is what I said to her:''Grandma, you know what I'm going to do this tuesday?'' She's always interested in my stories, so she turned her back to the family and focused on what I had to say. ''This tuesday, I'm going to an airport, and fly a plane.'' She was excited for me!I continued:''I'm going to fly as high as possible, and then jump out, and I might die if I don't fall in the water, but the good news is, I'll probably end up at the nearest hospital.'' The look on her face was like I'd never seen before, she looked at me as if I were crazy.I went on:I'm going to buy a weapon, then go to a strip club, enjoy the girls, and then shoot them to get my money back!'' and while I was saying, to my surprise, she fainted!And my hearbeat went crazy, I panicked! And immediately everyone came in action, ambulance was called, and everyone tried to help her. She woke up before the ambulance arrived, and I started to realize that I had to explain what happened. Before she got the chance to say anything, I quickly said to her: ''It was a joke, I was talking about a video game.''She repeateded a few times: ''it was a joke, it was a joke'' while the family asked me what I said to her. Then she started laughing very loud, And I was surprised about that. But I knew she had forgiven me, because I have a good connection with her. Then the ambulance arrived (took them way too long!) And after a few minutes, they decided that my grandma could stay, and there was no risk. So the evening we talked about it, and thanks to my grandma, everyone could laugh about it in the end. That's how nice she is. I felt like I needed to share this story with you guys Edited September 15, 2013 by initium rere1love, DeafMetal, ShopToCustomer and 4 others 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
G_Unit_G_Unit Posted September 15, 2013 Share Posted September 15, 2013 wow did not read grumpy cat meme, najstronics and Mathute87 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RajunCajun88 Posted September 15, 2013 Share Posted September 15, 2013 f*cking lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Los Santos Viper Posted September 15, 2013 Share Posted September 15, 2013 My sides. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lizardman563 Posted September 15, 2013 Share Posted September 15, 2013 seems plausible Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poker2012chu Posted September 15, 2013 Share Posted September 15, 2013 True story Yesterday, me and my family visited my grandma, because my uncle celebrated his birthday there. hen I looked at my grandma something I thought was funny popped up in my head. This is what I said to her: ''Grandma, you know what I'm going to do this tuesday?'' She's always interested in my stories, so she turned her back to the family and focused on what I had to say. ''This tuesday, I'm going to an airport, and fly a plane.'' She was excited for me! I continued: ''I'm going to fly as high as possible, and then jump out, and I might die if I don't fall in the water, but the good news is, I'll probably end up at the nearest hospital.'' The look on her face was like I'd never seen before, she looked at me as if I were crazy. I went on: I'm going to buy a weapon, then go to a strip club, enjoy the girls, and then shoot them to get my money back!'' and while I was saying, to my surprise, she fainted! And my hearbeat went crazy, I panicked! And immediately everyone came in action, ambulance was called, and everyone tried to help her. She woke up before the ambulance arrived, and I started to realize that I had to explain what happened. Before she got the chance to say anything, I quickly said to her: ''It was a joke, I was talking about a video game.'' She repeateded a few times: ''it was a joke, it was a joke'' while the family asked me what I said to her. Then she started laughing very loud, And I was surprised about that. But I knew she had forgiven me, because I have a good connection with her. Then the ambulance arrived (took them way too long!) And after a few minutes, they decided that my grandma could stay, and there was no risk. So the evening we talked about it, and thanks to my grandma, everyone could laugh about it in the end. That's how nice she is. I felt like I needed to share this story with you guys Cool story bro Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Herspanic Posted September 15, 2013 Share Posted September 15, 2013 Did you think people were actually going to read this? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Totts Posted September 15, 2013 Share Posted September 15, 2013 wow did not read haha love forum jerkyness Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OGLuke Posted September 15, 2013 Share Posted September 15, 2013 poor granny that was funny story Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
InfernoV Posted September 15, 2013 Share Posted September 15, 2013 DAFUQ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Persia-Gangsta Posted September 15, 2013 Share Posted September 15, 2013 i read that srsly crazy story bro rly crazy xD Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lawking10 Posted September 15, 2013 Share Posted September 15, 2013 True story Yesterday, me and my family visited my grandma, because my uncle celebrated his birthday there. hen I looked at my grandma something I thought was funny popped up in my head. This is what I said to her: ''Grandma, you know what I'm going to do this tuesday?'' She's always interested in my stories, so she turned her back to the family and focused on what I had to say. ''This tuesday, I'm going to an airport, and fly a plane.'' She was excited for me! I continued: ''I'm going to fly as high as possible, and then jump out, and I might die if I don't fall in the water, but the good news is, I'll probably end up at the nearest hospital.'' The look on her face was like I'd never seen before, she looked at me as if I were crazy. I went on: I'm going to buy a weapon, then go to a strip club, enjoy the girls, and then shoot them to get my money back!'' and while I was saying, to my surprise, she fainted! And my hearbeat went crazy, I panicked! And immediately everyone came in action, ambulance was called, and everyone tried to help her. She woke up before the ambulance arrived, and I started to realize that I had to explain what happened. Before she got the chance to say anything, I quickly said to her: ''It was a joke, I was talking about a video game.'' She repeateded a few times: ''it was a joke, it was a joke'' while the family asked me what I said to her. Then she started laughing very loud, And I was surprised about that. But I knew she had forgiven me, because I have a good connection with her. Then the ambulance arrived (took them way too long!) And after a few minutes, they decided that my grandma could stay, and there was no risk. So the evening we talked about it, and thanks to my grandma, everyone could laugh about it in the end. That's how nice she is. I felt like I needed to share this story with you guys Such a great read. Thanks for sharing this story with us. Ignore the people who are saying "Why would I read this!?". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ola441 Posted September 15, 2013 Share Posted September 15, 2013 Lmao that's a terrible way to go..your granny cares about you a lot I guess Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DeafMetal Posted September 15, 2013 Share Posted September 15, 2013 (edited) Legitimately cool story bro. Edited September 15, 2013 by DeafMetal Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SuccessPastaTime Posted September 15, 2013 Share Posted September 15, 2013 Please don't do stuff like that to someone who you arn't sure how they'll react. For all you know, you could insight the next person to start a rally to ban video games... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
R1C3W1N3 Posted September 15, 2013 Share Posted September 15, 2013 Wow! Thank god everything is okay, lol though... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
podyx Posted September 15, 2013 Share Posted September 15, 2013 that actually was a cool story bro is it real doe? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Input Posted September 15, 2013 Share Posted September 15, 2013 Lol, sounds like a good commercial ad for GTA V Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
17th Posted September 15, 2013 Share Posted September 15, 2013 who's read? 1. not me Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SP3CTR3 Posted September 15, 2013 Share Posted September 15, 2013 you little jerk.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hodor Hodor Posted September 15, 2013 Share Posted September 15, 2013 Lol at the people who can't read are you In a rush or something and is that stopping you reading something that literally takes 30 seconds to read. Beardless 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grrrr Posted September 15, 2013 Share Posted September 15, 2013 This is why 12 year old shouldn't play M rated games boxmonster 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Woll Smoth Posted September 15, 2013 Share Posted September 15, 2013 To be honest, the title made it seem like you were a 10 year who was influenced by GTA, and tried to shoot your Grandmother, or something. Lol, cool story though. (No sarcasm) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheNextGTAprotag Posted September 15, 2013 Share Posted September 15, 2013 y tha hell did u keel ur grandma???!!! this is de prob with video game vylens .. i hoope u get looked up in jaeel 4 this coz it is sik and rung 2 keel ur grandma! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BullworthAcademy Posted September 15, 2013 Share Posted September 15, 2013 Such a great story, I really enjoyed reading it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
initium Posted September 15, 2013 Author Share Posted September 15, 2013 y tha hell did u keel ur grandma???!!! this is de prob with video game vylens .. i hoope u get looked up in jaeel 4 this coz it is sik and rung 2 keel ur grandma! Cheers for that! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grand Cannon Posted September 15, 2013 Share Posted September 15, 2013 You lying f*ck. http://www.cnn.com/2013/08/25/us/louisiana-boy-kills-grandmother/index.html Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
customkingpimp Posted September 15, 2013 Share Posted September 15, 2013 Yeah.. That is definitely real.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Martin Madrazo Posted September 15, 2013 Share Posted September 15, 2013 You made my day, LOL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ITSLOCBABY Posted September 15, 2013 Share Posted September 15, 2013 pics or didn't happen Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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