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[Hmmm Beer 26]

That song is a classic...

The Stranglers have just released *yet another* 'best of' which has got all the good ones on like Hanging Around, get a Grip, Nice 'n' Sleazy and Skin Deep.

 

I have ordered it today.

 

 

...committed for insanity and crimes against the soul

the worst thing I ever did was play some rock-and-roll

[Chang 721]

Don't expect nudity in Vice...but it's not a stupid post...I think it would be funny to be on the beach and a girl lying face down with her top off asked you if you would put some suntan lotion on her back if you walked over to her.  

Thankings you Crazy 8-Ball, Ditto on the Chic lyings on the beach thing...Now thats a possiblitiy!!

 

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<Chang in his mansion office suite, Coked Out of his mind (cans on the floor),...

...sees via the monitor that Tripp0r, Kevingrand, and StallionBurnout are standing outside his door>

 

Jew Vanna PLaY??!!, O.K. WE PLay,...I Burrie you CoCa-ROaches!! <Rocklauncher blows open Door>

 

So kevin, You vanna know if I gots 2 inch hard On? Even if I haddings a 1 inch hard-On,...

...I still lovings YOU long time, Kev. When I done with you, you <Cuban Accent> callings me Uncle Chang, fa fun.

 

And Don't youings worry Trip I'll savings some for you too, then I'll givings you some-its cement shoes,...

...then takings you for a swim with the Sharks, you CocaRoach!

 

Stallion,...F youings and your high-its browe ways. I SAY Chics, and I'm stickings to it!!!<Sticks out tounge>

 

Long Live Bare Breasts on the beach...Its Natures way of saying hello without wordings.

 

I Chang

 

P.S-ings...

 

Down on the beaches

Just looking at the peaches

[Macintire Sniper 0]

LMFAO!!,lol,chang,that has got to be the funniest post you i have evr seen,coked outta head,cans on floor LMAO!    

[tripp0r 0]

*Tripp0r slaps Chang around and makes him sit in the corner for being a bad little girl*

[Chang 721]

...bad little girl

<Chang gives the signal, and "Sandman" from "LIVE at the Apollo" in Harlem, dances onto the stage and removes tripp0r with his cain>

 

<Chang walks back onto the stage, cleanings away rotten tomatos thrown at tripp0r>

 

Errrrums, as I saidings before "Long Live-its Bare Breast-its!!", I bet there will be at leastings a hint of them.

 

I Chang

[smam 0]

I was reading on ch4 ceefax last night that they are bringin 3 retro games to the GBA, rock and roll racing (i love that game), the lost vikings and one other I cant remember, anyway it says that one of them (i cant remember doh) has full nudity shots in it, so if nintendo are ok with that on the kiddie hand held you can bet your ass that there will be nudity in this 18 rated vc game, this I truly believe.

hmmmn this adds a whole new 'american psycho' feel to the game.

[Hmmm Beer 26]

Man, one thing that is sooo fuct up is people being sooo funny about nudity, when they allow so much violence, actual and portrayed.

 

Nudity = sex = people being, essentially, 'nice' to each other. ('cept in most porn films! LOL)

 

Violence = need I say more?

 

Go back to sleep America, your Government is in control. Bill Hicks RIP, man.

[tripp0r 0]

i feel that when nudity is in a game its more of a publicity stunt than anything. In my opinion it makes the game look cheezy and its a desperate atempt to get horny 12 years to buy their game. I highly doubt nudity would add to the gameplay of a game although it may add realism depending on the game.

[BigMacEddy 0]

does anyone agree that the guy in the picture looks kinda like a bullfrog wearing a suit?

 

Big Mac Eddy

[Chang 721]

...In my opinion it makes the game look cheezy...

Perhaps...Tripp0r, BUT if R* put Topless women in-its the game I wouldn't consider it Cheszy at all-its. In Fact I would consider it very objective and also too the point given the environment of VC, of which we're all soon findings out. <JOY JOY>

 

The Rating is M for mature-its, is M considered the same ballpark as a movie beings rated R? If so, you seeings where I'm goings with this point...

 

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I bet youings wouldn't say that to his face BigMacEddy, if he was currently in the Room-its.  

 

I Chang

[Unregistered Newbie 0]

1. What would a 'clothing optional' beach add to the game??

It would be even more useless than picking up a hooker.

 

2. You should also remember that if it were in there, you'd probably see equal representation of both sexes. Since you, Chang, seem so open to the idea, I guess you wouldn't mind looking at some guy's pixellated wang. Remember: It's nature's way to say 'hello'   .

 

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[BigMacEddy 0]

perhaps not chang.... but i would say that he looks like some kind of animal... like a majestic lion...  yes.... that would work nicely...  

[Chang 721]

2. You should also remember that if it were in there, you'd probably see equal representation of both sexes. Since you, Chang, seem so open to the idea, I guess you wouldn't mind looking at some guy's pixellated wang.

Remember: It's nature's way to say 'hello'  

Dude,...Thats just disgustings! lol.

But if YOU what ta see Pixellated Penises, well then thats just YOUR peragative! Write a letterings to R* with YOUR Request, then Huggings a Rainbow.

Too-Shea nonings the Least-its...

 

 

I Chang

[Unregistered Newbie 0]

Actually, I'm against the whole idea of nude beaches in the game. However, why should YOU find it disgusting? Are you intimidated by a bare penis, or event the mention of one? Do you have a problem with the natural beauty of the male form? If you can handle breasts, then surely you should be able to handle a dick.

 

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U "Hypocrisy is fun" RN

 

 

[Chang 721]

then surely you should be able to handle a dick. Realize whatings you just-its Said??lol

LoLings Unregistered Newbie,...

...Please-its Stop Your Killings ME!!! Thats Good Stuff, I get-its your Point <Pun intended>.

I just hope that you get my point as well, though? <Pun unintended> LoLings!

 

Naked Knockers on the beach = Realistic

 

Naked Cock on-its the Beach = Semi-Realistic

 

I Chang

[Go Mifune 0]

there's a secret all-female lesbian orgy beach and if you talk to the brunette with the D-cups she will tell you the nude code for for TR: Angel of Darkness...

[Unregistered Newbie 0]

heh, yeah, just ribbing ya

 

BTW, there would probably be no room on the beach if THAT girl decided to go topless - holy crap

 

 

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[memphismike 0]

chang.... you post the funniest stuff. naked chics on the

beach, i dunno, but i did hear something about a strip club.

we shall see. we shall see.-mike

[Chang 721]

...All-female lesbian orgy...

All-Female Lesbian orgy, as aposed-its to a Non-All-female Lesbian Orgy?

Your Lies have been exposed <Chang pulls out badge> be me Detective Chang,...

...Now makings like your First Name and GO....away.

Especially if youings gots nothings ta add-its.

 

I Chang

 

EDIT : Not A Totally Nude-its Beach, but just a TOPLESS Beach, kinda like my topic header saidings.

Like Miami's South Beach, SEE!!

 

 

[Go Mifune 0]

<mifune sits cross-legged and rolls eyes all the way up to mimic master po>

 

obviously you have much to learn grasshopper... do you not know of the wiley male lesbian?

 

<dramatic pause.  the trickle of a water fountain is heard>

 

you think i cannot see?  fear is the only darkness...

[Trunks21 0]

Chang u little perv!!!!!!!

I'm jus sayings! If its Gonna be Realistic to MIAMI, wellings then...Get with the Topless Chics...R*!!!

 

Errumm-its, Attention to Detail <cough, sneese, giggle>

 

I Chang

Stopings with the ings damn it I can't read your comments

[ThUg AnGeL 0]

BTW, there would probably be no room on the beach if THAT girl decided to go topless - holy crap

 

 

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That's Candy Suxx, the 'Porn Star' of the game.  That explains her extra large breasts!  haha

[The Cheat Lord 0]

You forgot about the -its too Trunk.

[kay2k 0]

i cant wait

i dont think r* would do that

but u never kno

 

 

[menace2sobriety 0]

BTW, there would probably be no room on the beach if THAT girl decided to go topless - holy crap

 

 

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That's Candy Suxx, the 'Porn Star' of the game.  That explains her extra large breasts!  haha

they have an ad about her beside the car keys at vicecity.com  

[Hanoverfist 0]

Of course there is going to be digi-boobies in vc-- It's Miami in the 80's!!  It won't be anything to get excited about, prolly just blurry strippers on stage, but there's no way to avoid them.  If not, then what's Austraila cutting out of the game.

If your desperate enough to get your pr0n from your ps2 then get bmx xxx.

And as far as the wang thang, there is a BIG difference between topless and bottomless.

[Sho-Down 0]

^ Yea the sh*t will be blurry if there's nudity. Wouldn't they have to give it a new rating if their was nudity anyway? Other than the M rating it has now, I dunno...

 

But I could care less if it has nudity, that's just stupid, why do I want to see polygon boobs?

 

I can promise you this tho, most of these kids here under 15 would jack off to the game if it has boobs in it lmao...you know they would, freakin pitiful..

[Affect 0]

ENGRISH???

[Chang 721]

i dont think r* would do that

but u never kno

Thats the beauty of it all, Ya neverings know What R* is gonna Pull off <pun intended>. Thatings the beauty-its!

 

I'm 99.9-its% sure that when Tommy is runnings along the beach there is gonna at least gonna be chics, layings TOPLESS on beach chairs, but on-its their stomachs.

Givings the affect that their topless...thatings juz mine pointings.

 

<Chang wacks Affect with filet knife slitting the Juggular, then Chim-Chim pushes dead weight overboard>

 

<Chim-Chim> "It was the only way, Chang. Long live naked Boobs in VC"

 

I Chang

[Mario Vendetti 0]

Actually, my dad lives in Miami Beach, and it's not a topless beach..yeah your right, South Beach is what your thinking of, but not all of it is a topless beach..yeah, that would be funny, but they won't do it, if they did, they would have to jack up the rating to A for Adult, because of the nudity..or so I think. But yes..not a bad idea.