Rellog Posted September 10, 2013 Share Posted September 10, 2013 (edited) The Grand Theft Auto series has always been something of a "forbidden fruit" to myself and other people under the age of 18 (I'm 15). Recent GTA games have posessed levels of freedom and realism that are unmatched by other games (The Euphoria engine is a major selling point for me), and now that I learn that this game's budget has surpassed that of all movie blockbusters excluding one, the prospect of not owning the game is now more infuriating than ever. Sadly, considering that I am a member of a devout christian family, that outcome is more likely than the one I prefer. Unless there is some way to remove the Sexual Content/Nudity/Allthatstuff (leaving violence alone). I've thought of some solutions myself, which include waiting for a mod or downloading the Australian version etc. Would anybody on this forum know of any possible solutions? If so, I'd greatly appreciate hearing them. Thank you in advance. Also, before anybody says something along the lines of "You're fifteen, you shouldn't be playing GTA.", know that there are circumstances that you are unaware of, and your presumptions are most likely incorrect. I just like what you like. Be nice. I should clarify that the religious beliefs that have been adopted by my family haven't been adopted by me as well. It's getting late where I'm living, so I'm leaving for now. Thanks for posting. Edited September 10, 2013 by Rellog threeno 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spider-Vice Posted September 10, 2013 Share Posted September 10, 2013 I don't think you'll see mods for a while and this time the Australian version is not censored. Sorry. let your hopes and dreams turn into burning fire! GTANet | Red Dead Network | kifflom black lives matter | stop Asian hate | trans lives = human lives Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
b1baller Posted September 10, 2013 Share Posted September 10, 2013 Wait until you move out your parents house dude. Until then, Your f*cked Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheOnlySargent Posted September 10, 2013 Share Posted September 10, 2013 Every time you see a naked person, just think of their exposed genitalia as joyous pictures of Jesus. LiveApk25, GTAFan0913, Moonplayer and 2 others 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I<3GTAV Posted September 10, 2013 Share Posted September 10, 2013 Run away. That's always the answer to life's problems. Gigabomber 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SesameStPimp Posted September 10, 2013 Share Posted September 10, 2013 Do not play the game. You'll make Jesus angry. Moonplayer 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ryuclan Posted September 10, 2013 Share Posted September 10, 2013 (edited) Honestly as long as you live under your parents roof you're going to have to do what they want you to do. If that means you can't play this game because of boobies or prostitutes then that's something you have to live with. I highly doubt there will be a mod that removes the sexual content. Not really something modders tend to attempt to remove. Tell your parents that being ashamed of seeing naked bodies is being ashamed of god's creations. lol Maybe that'll work. Edited September 10, 2013 by ryuclan CW_Wonder and Moonplayer 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hilldog39 Posted September 10, 2013 Share Posted September 10, 2013 You could just do ear muffs and shut your eyes Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fail_At_GTA Posted September 10, 2013 Share Posted September 10, 2013 Sorry but it looks like your only hope to play it is if your parents decide to let you, or you play it at someone elses house, or you wait until you're 17 (you don't need to be 18). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CharlieSheem Posted September 10, 2013 Share Posted September 10, 2013 "Recent GTA games have posessed levels of freedom and realism that are unmatched by other games (The Euphoria engine is a major selling point for me), and now that I learn that this game's budget has surpassed that of all movie blockbusters excluding one, the prospect of not owning the game is now more infuriating than ever." U mad bro Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boozexlightyearxx Posted September 10, 2013 Share Posted September 10, 2013 Just imagine Bieber naked. _skinnymeanman and Moonplayer 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brr_ Posted September 10, 2013 Share Posted September 10, 2013 (edited) Look up what mission has inapropiate content, when you get to it just skip the cutscene if anybody is around. Edited September 10, 2013 by THC 300 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NFPM Posted September 10, 2013 Share Posted September 10, 2013 Why don't you play at a friend's house? It's always something Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ryuclan Posted September 10, 2013 Share Posted September 10, 2013 I'm assuming your parents dont even know about this game since you don't seem to have a problem obtaining a copy of it. My advice would be to play the game while you're alone in your room, or while nobody is home. RockKiller 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
malcolmfunktion Posted September 10, 2013 Share Posted September 10, 2013 So sexual content in a game is bad...but mass murdering for personal gain and drug taking is ok? I just don't get these f*cking notions... YukiEiri and Moonplayer 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GTA5FAN055 Posted September 10, 2013 Share Posted September 10, 2013 (edited) You cant play gat til u have hair on your balls or you can say f*ck it and play iy anyway all the sex drugs titties hookers and everything else make gta the fun awesome game it is Edited September 10, 2013 by GTA5FAN055 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SesameStPimp Posted September 10, 2013 Share Posted September 10, 2013 Thou got owneth'd. Moonplayer, watson177 and Sneakerhead. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rellog Posted September 10, 2013 Author Share Posted September 10, 2013 So sexual content in a game is bad...but mass murdering for personal gain and drug taking is ok? I just don't get these f*cking notions... Yeah, I'm as confused as you are on that one. I think it may have to do with the fact that sex is something that an underage person in the right mind would actually do, whereas mass murder isn't. Baron von Doom 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boozexlightyearxx Posted September 10, 2013 Share Posted September 10, 2013 Tell your parents the mission gave you more knowledge then porn and sex ed combined....but really sucks to be you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
100broken Posted September 10, 2013 Share Posted September 10, 2013 christopher hitchens is your best chance Moonplayer 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DrAnomalous Posted September 10, 2013 Share Posted September 10, 2013 Jamezz and Hendrix89 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moonplayer Posted September 10, 2013 Share Posted September 10, 2013 (edited) tell your parents not to worry, Kung Fu Rainbow Lazer Force is here, they're here to reclaim the rainbow and protect your innocence anyway they can. because sex is bad and violence is good. they will save the neighborhood...from sex. Edited September 10, 2013 by Moonplayer NexusLordNova, boxmonster, Bellic 4 life and 1 other 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rellog Posted September 10, 2013 Author Share Posted September 10, 2013 (edited) I wasn't expecting so many replies so quickly. Thank'ee to everybody for that. Edited September 10, 2013 by Rellog Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
100broken Posted September 10, 2013 Share Posted September 10, 2013 So sexual content in a game is bad...but mass murdering for personal gain and drug taking is ok? I just don't get these f*cking notions... Yeah, I'm as confused as you are on that one. I think it may have to do with the fact that sex is something that an underage person in the right mind would actually do, whereas mass murder isn't.Sex is a natural apparently god created act, mass murder isn't.....oh wait. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
R.R Posted September 10, 2013 Share Posted September 10, 2013 If your parents are more concerned with sexual content than violent content, I suggest that you tell them to give up the whole religion thing, because they obviously don't get it. chipface and BettyBlueGT 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JoshuaGraham Posted September 10, 2013 Share Posted September 10, 2013 (edited) So much smart asses, I wish I could snap your V copies in front of your faces. Cant you see this guy is hurting. Seems like you're screwed man, unless you can convince your parents that you will stay away from what they disapprove and Stay in their guidelines you're f*cked. That would mean you giving them detailed list of what you can can and cannot do in the game and having them cross sh*t off like a checklist. I hope you have understanding parents you seem like a level headed guy so I think it would be a shame if you couldn't experience this game. Best of luck Edited September 10, 2013 by Aquatimez Found_Again 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rellog Posted September 10, 2013 Author Share Posted September 10, 2013 So sexual content in a game is bad...but mass murdering for personal gain and drug taking is ok? I just don't get these f*cking notions... Yeah, I'm as confused as you are on that one. I think it may have to do with the fact that sex is something that an underage person in the right mind would actually do, whereas mass murder isn't. Sex is a natural apparently god created act, mass murder isn't.....oh wait. I agree, the logic is flawed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rader1 Posted September 10, 2013 Share Posted September 10, 2013 Lose Jesus and find common sense. Most of your problems and frustrations in life will be solved by that simple change. Moonplayer and falcomilvus 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rellog Posted September 10, 2013 Author Share Posted September 10, 2013 So much smart asses, I wish I could snap your V copies in front of your faces. Cant you see this guy is hurting. Seems like you're screwed man, unless you can convince your parents that you will stay away from what they disapprove and Stay in their guidelines you're f*cked. That would mean you giving them detailed list of what you can can and cannot do in the game and having them cross sh*t off like a checklist. I hope you have understanding parents you seem like a level headed guy so I think it would be a shame if you couldn't experience this game. Best of luck Thanks for being pleasant. Much appreciated. Although, some of this is kind of funny, so I don't mind. Moonplayer 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kihz Posted September 10, 2013 Share Posted September 10, 2013 You cant play gat til u have hair on your balls or you can say f*ck it and play iy anyway all the sex drugs titties hookers and everything else make gta the fun awesome game it is Cause f*ck grammar. ryyannrawr and 7csc 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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