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Rellog

Requesting Solutions to "Inappropriate Sexual Content"

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madmodmakergtaiv

I am 12 and what is sex?

In case you are not trolling.

 

Guys and girls have things between the legs. A guys thing will stick out longer when thinking dirty thoughts, with a girl it's just a hole. A guy sticks his thing in her hole multiple times while the woman just lays there not doing sh*t but the man must be cautious not to let liquid come out of his thing and into her hole. He must fight to pull it out and blast his liquid onto her face or mouth before any liquid is discharged inside of her. That way a baby doesn't get created which will make you broke. Or you can just put it in her ass.

Good talk.

Edited by madmodmakergtaiv

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TIMSTER777

Buy Just Dance 2014.

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Sneakerhead.

Buy Just Dance 2014.

lol

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Fuzzknuckles

 

 

Also, before anybody says something along the lines of "You're fifteen, you shouldn't be playing GTA.", know that there are circumstances that you are unaware of, and your presumptions are most likely incorrect. I just like what you like. Be nice.

 

 

 

Yeah, but, the fact of the matter is... you shouldn't. End of story.

 

When people that aren't supposed to be playing this games end up playing them, it just worsens the situations we already see - the Jack Thompsons, the censorship, the controversy.

 

If you shouldn't be playing, you shouldn't play. Don't give the haters ammo. Be nice, as they say.

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spyker_cool

Your parents are ALWAYS watching you when you play?

Dude, it's not like there will be topless women in the streets, just don't go into strip clubs and you'll be fine.

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Nobitos

I dont understand ppl that blindly follow the age ratings. If you are example turning 17 in a week should you really not to play m rated games in that 7 days... i mean how much more mature your gonna get in that week... i agree that there are kids who should really wait to grow up before playin m rated games. I know even adults who should wait a bit more before playin m rated games :D

 

what im sayin is that it really depends on the person when they are "ready" for m rated games

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voltaire

 

I am 12 and what is sex?

In case you are not trolling.

 

Guys and girls have things between the legs. A guys thing will stick out longer when thinking dirty thoughts, with a girl it's just a hole. A guy sticks his thing in her hole multiple times while the woman just lays there not doing sh*t but the man must be cautious not to let liquid come out of his thing and into her hole. He must fight to pull it out and blast his liquid onto her face or mouth before any liquid is discharged inside of her. That way a baby doesn't get created which will make you broke. Or you can just put it in her ass.

Good talk.

 

 

You just explained sex to a 30 year old troll, what a moron.

 

 

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voltaire

I dont understand ppl that blindly follow the age ratings. If you are example turning 17 in a week should you really not to play m rated games in that 7 days... i mean how much more mature your gonna get in that week... i agree that there are kids who should really wait to grow up before playin m rated games. I know even adults who should wait a bit more before playin m rated games :D

 

what im sayin is that it really depends on the person when they are "ready" for m rated games

 

And since the US government can't determine who is "mature" enough to play a video game on a case by case basis, they create age rating so that parents can be informed about what they're child is exposed to.

 

Seriously, GTAV features flaccid penises, whores getting f*cked, people snorting cocaine and a group of men torturing and mutilating a Mexican immigrant. What decent parent would willingly allow a 12 year old to see that kind of sh*t?

 

To the OP, little boy go home and enjoy your childhood while you still can, mature games aren't going anywhere.

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krogzor

Kill'em

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BettyBlueGT

I remember when I was 24 and bought GTA 4 and was worried my parents would get all pissed about it. I just played it in my room and the volume at a normal level.

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madmodmakergtaiv

 

 

I am 12 and what is sex?

In case you are not trolling.

 

Guys and girls have things between the legs. A guys thing will stick out longer when thinking dirty thoughts, with a girl it's just a hole. A guy sticks his thing in her hole multiple times while the woman just lays there not doing sh*t but the man must be cautious not to let liquid come out of his thing and into her hole. He must fight to pull it out and blast his liquid onto her face or mouth before any liquid is discharged inside of her. That way a baby doesn't get created which will make you broke. Or you can just put it in her ass.

Good talk.

 

 

You just explained sex to a 30 year old troll, what a moron.

 

 

Your a f*cking moron it was really more for you and any others that had that question. All of your posts are completely asshole. I was trying to help people like you who don't know how to have sex. This is basically what I told my son up above.

All you ever do is be a bitch and flap your c*nthole at everyone. What a dick.

Also his profile says age unknown troll.

Edited by madmodmakergtaiv

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mixjah

i'll never get why sex is bad and violence isn't in some people's oppinion...no problem with shooting every single civilian running around in the game but O-M-G, TITTIES!! NOOO!! :D

 

with that said..i hope you (the OP) find a way to somehow play and enjoy the game :) how about playing at a friend's house or sth like that..? anyway..good luck!

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bdsbff

 

I am 12 and what is sex?

In case you are not trolling.

 

Guys and girls have things between the legs. A guys thing will stick out longer when thinking dirty thoughts, with a girl it's just a hole. A guy sticks his thing in her hole multiple times while the woman just lays there not doing sh*t but the man must be cautious not to let liquid come out of his thing and into her hole. He must fight to pull it out and blast his liquid onto her face or mouth before any liquid is discharged inside of her. That way a baby doesn't get created which will make you broke. Or you can just put it in her ass.

Good talk.

 

Started out okay, ended with butt sex lol

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malcolmfunktion

 

 

So sexual content in a game is bad...but mass murdering for personal gain and drug taking is ok? I just don't get these f*cking notions...

Yeah, I'm as confused as you are on that one. I think it may have to do with the fact that sex is something that an underage person in the right mind would actually do, whereas mass murder isn't.

That's a very good point! Hmmm

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ColdHearted

f*ck the OP he's a fa**ot, lock thread.

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Phyxsius-

 

The OP is already set on trying to cheat. So, I don`t think it will matter if me or you tell him not to, or someone else encouraging him to cheat.

 

I don`t like cheaters. And it is irrelevant if they are religious or not.

 

It is clear that our beloved OP thinks that rules don`t apply to him, or they apply selectively. Good job to the ones encouraging him... that`ll make him a responsible human being.

 

 

You sound like suuuch a tool. Who exactly is he cheating bro? The government?

 

That wasn't a rhetorical question. Please, do elaborate. I need to hear this.

 

He shouldn`t lie to his parents, which all advices ask him to do. That is immoral and shouldn`t be done by any child, let alone a supposedly religious one.

 

If you would like your children to lie to you and do things they shouldn`t do, fine by me. But don`t expect me to respect you as a parent, nor your uneducated kids.

 

The short answer is: He is cheating himself. Next time he might decide that his parent`s advices on girls are wrong, so he`ll knock up the first one at 16 and ruin his life; or shoot himself in the head, or one of his friends, because his dad was obviously wrong in telling him not to touch his gun. There are plenty of occasions to piss on your parent`s advices, you know. Most of them lead to wonderful things...

 

[EDIT]And you know the really fun part? The irony in all this is that he is not mature enough to understand that the NO is part of the growing up process... IF he is not a troll, that is.

Edited by Phyxsius-

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S1LV3R_W0LF

Seriously another thread like this?

If your parents are so concerned if they see the rating in the box you're screwed with sex or without it. Also It's quite possible that next week the news will be a circus spamming the facts about this game all over. It's just a matter of time till they figure it out.

So you only have three options, the first is to talk with your parents and explain them why even at your age you're mature enough to play it (sex is no boogie man, you're parents had to do it to conceive you, and it's better if you know what it is sooner then later, the same goes for pornography or naked bodies).

The second option is to play hidden from everyone, lock your door or keep the sound low an pay attention to any sounds of people coming in, you can also try to find a way to turn the TV and face the door while you play, so in case someone comes in you switch to something else or pause it. I don't recommend you this, you'll get in trouble if you're caught and will be a lot worst.

The third option is to not play it and avoid any conflict with your parents or any problems to you.

I never had these problems and I honestly don't understand why some parents do, why they insist in hiding the reality pretending it doesn't exist, but is up to you to decide what you'll do.

Edited by S1LV3R_W0LF

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Mr. Smoke

Well, you can JTAG, CFW or hack the disk drive of your console then pirate the game. If your parents discover the game, you'll not lost 60 dollars, only a 1 dollar disk or some archives,

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Unknown16

 

I dont understand ppl that blindly follow the age ratings. If you are example turning 17 in a week should you really not to play m rated games in that 7 days... i mean how much more mature your gonna get in that week... i agree that there are kids who should really wait to grow up before playin m rated games. I know even adults who should wait a bit more before playin m rated games :D

 

what im sayin is that it really depends on the person when they are "ready" for m rated games

 

And since the US government can't determine who is "mature" enough to play a video game on a case by case basis, they create age rating so that parents can be informed about what they're child is exposed to.

 

Seriously, GTAV features flaccid penises, whores getting f*cked, people snorting cocaine and a group of men torturing and mutilating a Mexican immigrant. What decent parent would willingly allow a 12 year old to see that kind of sh*t?

 

To the OP, little boy go home and enjoy your childhood while you still can, mature games aren't going anywhere.

 

Please, many people on this forum played Vice City when they were 8. It just depends on the parents.

 

To OP:

If you get caught, spontaneously combust then blame terrorists. Your parents will automatically be too busy arranging for you to be sanctioned rather than stopping you play GTA V.

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FruitLoop

Welp, you're in a sh*tty situation.

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