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A Fair Warning to Cyclist

johntheguy

By johntheguy,
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I am dedicating my GTA Online existence to the ruthless eradication of Los Santos cyclists.

 

I pledge to keep these streets safe and free of annoying cyclists and their stupid antics.

 

If I see you on a bicycle, consider yourself dead and gone.

 

I will catch you in the teeth with the business end of a baseball bat. Your worthless body will careen off of your bicycle and onto the cold hard asphalt. The last thing you see will be both barrels of a sawed off aimed directly at your bloodied face.

 

As my operation grows, I will recruit disciples and form a crew so widespread and terrifying that only the most foolish player will dare sit his ass on a bicycle seat.

 

You have been warned.

 

You cycle, you die.

 

Haha you just made my day with this.

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I am dedicating my GTA Online existence to the ruthless eradication of Los Santos cyclists.

 

I pledge to keep these streets safe and free of annoying cyclists and their stupid antics.

 

If I see you on a bicycle, consider yourself dead and gone.

 

I will catch you in the teeth with the business end of a baseball bat. Your worthless body will careen off of your bicycle and onto the cold hard asphalt. The last thing you see will be both barrels of a sawed off aimed directly at your bloodied face.

 

As my operation grows, I will recruit disciples and form a crew so widespread and terrifying that only the most foolish player will dare sit his ass on a bicycle seat.

 

You have been warned.

 

You cycle, you die.

I want to join this movement.

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Trideez

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So you plan to ruin the game for other players because they're on bikes and not really bothering you? Have fun when everyone reports you with the in game rating system.

 

 

Cry more you bike riding pansy! Peddle your bike down the wrong street and see what happens.

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johntheguy

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So you plan to ruin the game for other players because they're on bikes and not really bothering you? Have fun when everyone reports you with the in game rating system.

 

 

Cry more you bike riding pansy! Peddle your bike down the wrong street and see what happens.

 

 

:^::sly:

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Doctor_Baconator

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If I end up on a bicycle in game, I'm going to do a good job of killing myself, so you will only end up wasting your time.

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W3BB13

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Rockstar has already confirmed that you can pretty much pick and choose who you want in the "room" with you when you're playing GTAO, so if people like this become a huge annoyance they can simply be kicked or you can leave to a different room and then block that person and you'll probably be free from the wrath of these people.

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UsedFloppyDisk

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So you plan to ruin the game for other players because they're on bikes and not really bothering you? Have fun when everyone reports you with the in game rating system.

Cry about it

 

Also, how come none of you people understand the concept of satire? Jesus.

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J4ADM

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This is quality!

 

Would make quite a good mini game, cyclists on the run away from other guys in a truck over different terrains, tight back streets/mount chilliad

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johntheguy

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Hey OP. I'll be playing on PS3, my PSN is NickatNite19

Come and get me then...dickhead.

Death wish granted. Better start pedaling now bitch.

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ImBoss450

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I am dedicating my GTA Online existence to the ruthless eradication of Los Santos cyclists.

 

I pledge to keep these streets safe and free of annoying cyclists and their stupid antics.

 

If I see you on a bicycle, consider yourself dead and gone.

 

I will catch you in the teeth with the business end of a baseball bat. Your worthless body will careen off of your bicycle and onto the cold hard asphalt. The last thing you see will be both barrels of a sawed off aimed directly at your bloodied face.

 

As my operation grows, I will recruit disciples and form a crew so widespread and terrifying that only the most foolish player will dare sit his ass on a bicycle seat.

 

You have been warned.

 

You cycle, you die.

 

List your PlayStation Network ID so I can block you from my GTA V matches on October 1st.

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Trideez

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I am dedicating my GTA Online existence to the ruthless eradication of Los Santos cyclists.

 

I pledge to keep these streets safe and free of annoying cyclists and their stupid antics.

 

If I see you on a bicycle, consider yourself dead and gone.

 

I will catch you in the teeth with the business end of a baseball bat. Your worthless body will careen off of your bicycle and onto the cold hard asphalt. The last thing you see will be both barrels of a sawed off aimed directly at your bloodied face.

 

As my operation grows, I will recruit disciples and form a crew so widespread and terrifying that only the most foolish player will dare sit his ass on a bicycle seat.

 

You have been warned.

 

You cycle, you die.

 

List your PlayStation Network ID so I can block you from my GTA V matches on October 1st.

 

Dare to ride a bike anywhere in Los Santos and you'll find out his ID soon enough.

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johntheguy

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I am dedicating my GTA Online existence to the ruthless eradication of Los Santos cyclists.

 

I pledge to keep these streets safe and free of annoying cyclists and their stupid antics.

 

If I see you on a bicycle, consider yourself dead and gone.

 

I will catch you in the teeth with the business end of a baseball bat. Your worthless body will careen off of your bicycle and onto the cold hard asphalt. The last thing you see will be both barrels of a sawed off aimed directly at your bloodied face.

 

As my operation grows, I will recruit disciples and form a crew so widespread and terrifying that only the most foolish player will dare sit his ass on a bicycle seat.

 

You have been warned.

 

You cycle, you die.

 

List your PlayStation Network ID so I can block you from my GTA V matches on October 1st.

 

 

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To the OP, I'm gonna kidnapp you and hang you up on a washing line. Then my crew is gonna batter you with baseball bats. Then we will make you walk the plank and feed you to our pet sharks. How do you feel about this?

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To the OP, I'm gonna kidnapp you and hang you up on a washing line. Then my crew is gonna batter you with baseball bats. Then we will make you walk the plank and feed you to our pet sharks. How do you feel about this?

 

I will probably do the same to him.

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Creating a cyclist MC. We're going to perform drive-by's on bycycles homie.

Heard an opp got killed, watch me do my dance.

Got a pocket full of bills, watch me do my dance.

I just popped a pill, watch me do my dance.

Hit that nigga with the steel watch that nigga dance.

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rgangsta

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So you plan to ruin the game for other players because they're on bikes and not really bothering you? Have fun when everyone reports you with the in game rating system.

If you're not prepared to die, you're playing the wrong game. I learned that the hard way with GTA IV and RDR. And besides, that's just boring: having to play with all the law abiders and non-killers.

 

GTA is meant to be a game where a lot of mayhem is involved. I'd rather play in a world where everyone is killing each other and me having to look over my shoulder every second than just sitting there and not being able to kill anyone. It just makes it more fun. That's how the game was made, that's how it should be played.

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ImBoss450

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So you plan to ruin the game for other players because they're on bikes and not really bothering you? Have fun when everyone reports you with the in game rating system.

If you're not prepared to die, you're playing the wrong game. I learned that the hard way with GTA IV and RDR. And besides, that's just boring: having to play with all the law abiders and non-killers.GTA is meant to be a game where a lot of mayhem is involved. I'd rather play in a world where everyone is killing each other and me having to look over my shoulder every second than just sitting there and not being able to kill anyone. It just makes it more fun. That's how the game was made, that's how it should be played.If you think for one second that GTA V is about senseless killing, go look at Saints Row 3 and 4. Wake up and face reality. Why would anyone need to be deathmatched while on a freeroam game, simply riding their bike peacefully? And also, nobody said sh*t about being non-killers. I will definitely be killing people, but not senseless massive killing. Have fun getting your bad sport reward for deathmatching senselessly. Really will ruin your reputation and people will probably kick you from games. So, enjoy your GTA V miserable online life. And If you think GTA V is deathmatching in the incorrect game modes, go get Call of Duty and you can DM as much as you want. Edited by ImBoss450
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