A Fair Warning to Cyclist

[johntheguy]

I am dedicating my GTA Online existence to the ruthless eradication of Los Santos cyclists.

 

I pledge to keep these streets safe and free of annoying cyclists and their stupid antics.

 

If I see you on a bicycle, consider yourself dead and gone.

 

I will catch you in the teeth with the business end of a baseball bat. Your worthless body will careen off of your bicycle and onto the cold hard asphalt. The last thing you see will be both barrels of a sawed off aimed directly at your bloodied face.

 

As my operation grows, I will recruit disciples and form a crew so widespread and terrifying that only the most foolish player will dare sit his ass on a bicycle seat.

 

You have been warned.

 

You cycle, you die.

[igamedude]

So you plan to ruin the game for other players because they're on bikes and not really bothering you? Have fun when everyone reports you with the in game rating system.

[DEERxBanshee]

yeah don't be an annoying dick

[MonsieuryvesCantinella]

Hahahhahahhaha gotta do what you gotta do I'm not going to lie would be fun to f*ck someone up that on a bike at least once

[Romel3]

OP are you like 12 or something, stop being hella corny lmfao.... And chances are, I'm probably not even gonna meet you online

[johntheguy]

So you plan to ruin the game for other players because they're on bikes and not really bothering you? Have fun when everyone reports you with the in game rating system.

 

[Rayken]

hahahaha love this thread!

[FR_Player-One]

And then the guy on the bike take his rocket launcher and blow the sh*t out of you.

Deal with it.

[BeardedxMic]

And then the guy on the bike take his rocket launcher and blow the sh*t out of you.

Deal with it.

You mean...blows you up, right?

[FR_Player-One]

 

And then the guy on the bike take his rocket launcher and blow the sh*t out of you.

Deal with it.

You mean...blows you up, right?

 

 

XD damn

 

I meant blow you the f*ck up

Edited September 10, 2013 by FR_Player-One

[Docfaustino]

I think this is satire guys.

[Crazyeighties]

And then the guy on the bike take his rocket launcher and blow the sh*t out of you.

Deal with it.

I have an idea, lets all get on bicycles and ride in the streets, I mean clog the streets with bicycles that might be kind of fun actully

[Morto Matrix]

I am dedicating my GTA Online existence to the ruthless eradication of Los Santos cyclists.

 

I pledge to keep these streets safe and free of annoying cyclists and their stupid antics.

 

If I see you on a bicycle, consider yourself dead and gone.

 

I will catch you in the teeth with the business end of a baseball bat. Your worthless body will careen off of your bicycle and onto the cold hard asphalt. The last thing you see will be both barrels of a sawed off aimed directly at your bloodied face.

 

As my operation grows, I will recruit disciples and form a crew so widespread and terrifying that only the most foolish player will dare sit his ass on a bicycle seat.

 

You have been warned.

 

You cycle, you die.

My god, that was amazing.

 

I cannot stop laughing.

[SprunkJunkie]

Don't forget you can shoot ur smg from a bike.

[Ertrick36]

This post made me crap my pants laughing...

[Symbiote Venom]

OP am I safe if im on a motorcycle ?

[DarkFalcon95]

OP am I safe if im on a motorcycle ?

 

I too, want to know this. I am shivering in fear by the OP's threats.

[stevean2]

and the forums get stupider every day.
well atleast there's a pretty big list of users here that people can add on their list of people to avoid.

Seriously? where you guy's born braindead or something?

[M_Redfield]

 

This is going to feel amazing online.

[Gigabomber]

I'm with you. please refer to my killing people with small dogs thread.

[johntheguy]

FYI motorcycles are perfectly fine. Anybody with a motorcycle is welcome on my streets.

[Longtonguehuey]

All the mountains are mine.

 

Hikers. Stay off my mountains.

[guygamer1]

Lol. "My streets." "My mountains." You sound like dogs marking your territory. Don't forget to piss on those lampposts! U

[FranticFatality]

So you plan to ruin the game for other players because they're on bikes and not really bothering you? Have fun when everyone reports you with the in game rating system.

 

If it's in Free Mode, then I doubt people would report someone for doing what's allowed: Killing other players.

[So Awesome]

 

This is going to feel amazing online.

wtf???

[?!=+_-]

Catch me if you can, I'll be rolling down mountains at high speed on my push bike without a helmet, would be an awful shame if someone was to obstruct my way.

[XxX19Dude95XxX]

you can try but you will fail but feel free to try but again you will fail but again try but your fail why i better then you

[Gooly]

 

This is going to feel amazing online.

ahaha

[gevans81]

What a great thread, best in a while.

[Crazyeighties]

I am dedicating my GTA Online existence to the ruthless eradication of Los Santos cyclists.

 

I pledge to keep these streets safe and free of annoying cyclists and their stupid antics.

 

If I see you on a bicycle, consider yourself dead and gone.

 

I will catch you in the teeth with the business end of a baseball bat. Your worthless body will careen off of your bicycle and onto the cold hard asphalt. The last thing you see will be both barrels of a sawed off aimed directly at your bloodied face.

 

As my operation grows, I will recruit disciples and form a crew so widespread and terrifying that only the most foolish player will dare sit his ass on a bicycle seat.

 

You have been warned.

 

You cycle, you die.

If there are katanas and I am on a bicycle and see you your player will be in half!

Edited September 10, 2013 by Crazyeighties